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Movie Mastery

Jef Aldrich and Jon Taylor

Jef and Jon review movies by randomly rolling on an audience-submitted list.

tv & film film reviews

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86:23

Movie Mastery – They Live (1988)

Movie Mastery ·

2021/09/02

A terrifying, inhuman elite controls society and keeps people under control through television, advertising, and the help of their recruits that work to maintain the suppression of any rebellious actions. Also, we watched a John Carpenter film! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

77:23

Movie Mastery – The Dark Crystal (1982)

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2021/08/20

The classic 80’s film that tried to see if a full puppet movie could work. With some gorgeous design work from Jim Henson and Brian Froud and performances from classic Muppet actors, it almost does. Almost. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

80:44

Movie Mastery – Wild in the Streets (1968)

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2021/08/06

A movie that dares to ask the unthinkable question: What if the youth of America actually gave a shit about politics and showed up to vote? Truly a terrifying thought. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

79:38

In Theaters Now – Space Jam: A New Legacy

Movie Mastery ·

2021/07/23

The Loony Tunes are back and ready to create a giant commercial for WB properties and also basketball kind of happens. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

84:08

Movie Mastery – The Lair of the White Worm

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2021/07/08

In a cult classic that has bigger star power than you might have assumed for such an incredibly stupid movie; we try to make sense of a snake vampire lady and also do the world’s most atrocious Scottish accents. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

75:03

Movie Mastery – American Ultra (2015)

Movie Mastery ·

2021/06/24

In the same way that the Taken movies are just fodder for middle-aged dads to imagine that they could be super badass heroes still; this movie is for 20-something burnout stoners to imagine that they could be super badass heroes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

81:57

Movie Mastery – Tank Girl (1995)

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2021/06/10

Back in the era where comic book movies hadn’t quite figured out the formula for success, a little property about a post-apocalyptic riot grrl could flourish as a unique creation. Uniquely BAD! BOOM! Take THAT! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

79:48

Movie Mastery – Vibes (1988)

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2021/05/27

The experience of watching this movie is much the same as Goldblum’s character within the movie: mildly amused but mostly just confused about what’s happening and why. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

71:16

Movie Mastery – The Three Musketeers (2011)

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2021/05/14

If there’s one element that can turn any concept from drab and boring to thrilling and engaging it’s steampunk. The thing that Alexandre Dumas’ classic tale was missing was scuba gear, airships, and gatling cannons. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

72:15

Movie Mastery – Robot Jox (1989)

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2021/04/30

After World War 3 has devastated the planet and war is outlawed, the remaining civilizations decide that the best use of their limited resources is to have giant fuck-off robots punch each other over territory disputes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

77:15

Movie Mastery – Kate & Leopold (2001)

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2021/04/16

The romantic comedy that lets women know that you can finally find love as long as you are willing to leave your job, friends, and family behind in order to be with a man you’ve known for less than a week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

65:08

Movie Mastery – Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008)

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2021/04/01

Not to be confused with Star Wars: The Cone Wars the TV show. Or Star Wars: Clone Wars the TV show. Or Star Wars: The Clone Wars the video game. This one had a theatrical release that nobody cared about! And we definitely watched it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

70:50

Movie Mastery – Spawn (1997)

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2021/03/19

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2021/03/movie-mastery-spawn.mp3 Back in the 90’s when comics were gritty and the CGI was absolutely terrible, somebody greenlit a movie that’s 85% narration and 15% incredibly poorly done fight scenes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

71:38

Movie Mastery – On Deadly Ground (1994)

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2021/03/05

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2021/03/movie-mastery-on-deady-ground.mp3 We’ve talking about Steven Seagal several times on the podcast before but this is the first time we get to finally sit down and sink our teeth into one of his movies. With a star-studded cast and definitely, for sure not sure Asians playing Native Americans; On Deadly Ground really makes you realize why Seagal became a joke. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

71:06

Movie Mastery – Circle of Iron (1978)

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2021/02/18

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2021/02/movie-mastery-circle-of-iron.mp3 Inspired by a script from legendary martial artist Bruce Lee, comes Circle of Iron. A movie where a whiny, asshole white guy has people attempt to teach him Zen lessons but he learns nothing and remains the worst. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

70:22

Movie Mastery – Tango & Cash (1989)

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2021/02/05

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2021/02/movie-mastery-tango-and-cash.mp3 A movie that both of us had heard of but neither of us knew anything about. This film walks the delicate line of being a loving example of its genre and being a complete parody. Also, it gets a sprinkling of Heavy Business! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

83:16

Movie Mastery – Ready Player One (2018)

Movie Mastery ·

2021/01/21

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2021/01/movie-mastery-ready-player-one.mp3 If you love pop-culture references to things from the 80’s and early 90’s and also nothing else, then this is the adaptation you’ve been waiting for. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

63:20

Movie Mastery – Hardcore Henry (2015)

Movie Mastery ·

2021/01/08

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2021/01/movie-mastery-hardcore-henry.mp3 We find out if a single gimmick stretched out over an hour and a half can in some way improve upon the action movie genre. Also, Sharlto Copley gets a lot of love in this one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

71:32

Movie Mastery – Eragon (2006)

Movie Mastery ·

2020/12/10

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/12/movie-mastery-eragon.mp3 When all the young adult novels were fighting to see who would come out on top, Eragon set itself apart by being written by a teen itself. A teen that had apparently very recently watched Star Wars and Lord of the Rings. Then they made a movie. Sort of. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

72:01

Movie Mastery – Cherry 2000

Movie Mastery ·

2020/11/13

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/11/movie-mastery-cherry-2000.mp3 In a future dystopia where relationships are no more than business contracts, one man has the romantic passion to fall in love with his sex robot. Now he has to head away from future city, to Western Town to pick up a tracker before driving into Post Apocalypse Desert and, hey, Melanie Griffith is here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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