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Movie Mastery

Jef Aldrich and Jon Taylor

Jef and Jon review movies by randomly rolling on an audience-submitted list.

tv & film film reviews

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95:54

Movie Mastery – Renaissance Man (1994)

Movie Mastery ·

2022/01/22

The classic “how do I reach these kids” teacher movie with a military twist and you better believe that there’s a scene where these army teens drop a sick Hamlet rap. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

99:11

Movie Mastery – Freddie as F.R.O.7. (1992)

Movie Mastery ·

2022/01/07

Special guest James D’Amato joins us in a review of Britain’s extremely cursed foray into the world of animated movies. A film with a plot so absurd that there is no way the movie can do it justice. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

68:56

Movie Mastery – A Wrestling Christmas Miracle (2020)

Movie Mastery ·

2021/12/23

Whoever it was that decided this should be on our list both understands exactly what this show is about and also is a terrible person. Hitting some surprising new lows on this one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

82:40

Movie Mastery – Duel (1971)

Movie Mastery ·

2021/12/10

Ok but the movie poster claims “the most bizarre murder weapon ever used” and that’s just not even remotely true. Killing someone with a truck is real fuckin basic. You kill someone with some Pumpernickel bread and maybe you can claim most bizarre murder weapon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

84:54

Movie Mastery – 3 Ninjas High Noon at Mega Mountain...

Movie Mastery ·

2021/11/26

The 4th and final installment of the 3 Ninjas series goes out on a “what?” as Hulk Hogan helps some kids fight terrorists that are also ninjas that have taken over an amusement park. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

73:09

Movie Mastery – Deadly Prey (1987)

Movie Mastery ·

2021/11/13

A group of mercenaries accidentally kidnap the worlds most killingest badass for their murder training and he picks them off one by one using nothing but a knife, his wits, and a sweet pair of daisy dukes. Somehow, this is turned into the most tedious and boring movie we’ve watched in a while. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

79:52

Movie Mastery – Goosebumps (2015)

Movie Mastery ·

2021/10/28

You remember those horror books aimed at kids that were super popular in the early-mid 90’s? Well, they definitely cashed in on that in a timely fashion with this movie in 2015! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

80:02

Movie Mastery – Sleepaway Camp (1983)

Movie Mastery ·

2021/10/14

It’s still queer horror week for this Horrortoberfest and, unfortunately, this one is the dark side of the offerings given how this movie views gay and trans people. I will never allow Jef to watch good horror. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

85:06

Movie Mastery – Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow...

Movie Mastery ·

2021/09/30

In a pulp fiction alternate 1939, nefarious plans are afoot and only the dashing Sky Captain can put an end to this world ending threat. Also, everything looks like it’s been soaked in piss and smeared with vaseline. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

79:42

Movie Mastery – Miami Connection (1987)

Movie Mastery ·

2021/09/17

A treasure previously lost was found once again by the Alamo Draft House. Now everyone can enjoy the earnest, goofy, terrible movie that is Miami Connection and the rockin’ yet oddly sweet lyrics of Dragon Sound. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

86:23

Movie Mastery – They Live (1988)

Movie Mastery ·

2021/09/02

A terrifying, inhuman elite controls society and keeps people under control through television, advertising, and the help of their recruits that work to maintain the suppression of any rebellious actions. Also, we watched a John Carpenter film! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

77:23

Movie Mastery – The Dark Crystal (1982)

Movie Mastery ·

2021/08/20

The classic 80’s film that tried to see if a full puppet movie could work. With some gorgeous design work from Jim Henson and Brian Froud and performances from classic Muppet actors, it almost does. Almost. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

80:44

Movie Mastery – Wild in the Streets (1968)

Movie Mastery ·

2021/08/06

A movie that dares to ask the unthinkable question: What if the youth of America actually gave a shit about politics and showed up to vote? Truly a terrifying thought. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

79:38

In Theaters Now – Space Jam: A New Legacy

Movie Mastery ·

2021/07/23

The Loony Tunes are back and ready to create a giant commercial for WB properties and also basketball kind of happens. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

84:08

Movie Mastery – The Lair of the White Worm

Movie Mastery ·

2021/07/08

In a cult classic that has bigger star power than you might have assumed for such an incredibly stupid movie; we try to make sense of a snake vampire lady and also do the world’s most atrocious Scottish accents. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

75:03

Movie Mastery – American Ultra (2015)

Movie Mastery ·

2021/06/24

In the same way that the Taken movies are just fodder for middle-aged dads to imagine that they could be super badass heroes still; this movie is for 20-something burnout stoners to imagine that they could be super badass heroes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

81:57

Movie Mastery – Tank Girl (1995)

Movie Mastery ·

2021/06/10

Back in the era where comic book movies hadn’t quite figured out the formula for success, a little property about a post-apocalyptic riot grrl could flourish as a unique creation. Uniquely BAD! BOOM! Take THAT! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

79:48

Movie Mastery – Vibes (1988)

Movie Mastery ·

2021/05/27

The experience of watching this movie is much the same as Goldblum’s character within the movie: mildly amused but mostly just confused about what’s happening and why. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

71:16

Movie Mastery – The Three Musketeers (2011)

Movie Mastery ·

2021/05/14

If there’s one element that can turn any concept from drab and boring to thrilling and engaging it’s steampunk. The thing that Alexandre Dumas’ classic tale was missing was scuba gear, airships, and gatling cannons. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

72:15

Movie Mastery – Robot Jox (1989)

Movie Mastery ·

2021/04/30

After World War 3 has devastated the planet and war is outlawed, the remaining civilizations decide that the best use of their limited resources is to have giant fuck-off robots punch each other over territory disputes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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