Blue Balls NYCFC

Can you feel it, Mr. Krabs? We're days away from the kickoff of NYCFC's historic inaugural ninth season and your boys in blue are BUZZING. Jake and Trey chat the latest in NYCFC news - new jerseys, new rumors, new celebrities repping our new merch - and then set some NEW lines for the season to come in our perennial OVER/UNDER EPISODE. Grab a pencil and play along as we predict Talles goals, red-card tallies, and double-doubles secured or denied. Start stretching -- you've got Blue Balls!

The preseason is in full swing as Jake & Trey follow up their mournful departures ep with a cracking roundup of acquisitions, rumored or not. Your boys in blue go back to front, discussing the perks and pitfalls of all the names you’ve seen bandied about on social media, scouring the side for something to get psyched about. Will Mitja upgrade our wings? Could Tony Alfaro shore up a shaky defense? Who is this vowel-saturated Braian Cufre everyone’s talking about? Trey drops a staggering

Welcome back Blue Ballers old and new -- for your patience, in this half season, we're giving you an extra half to our episode this week! Trey and Jake spend ninety big ass minutes running down NYCFC's remarkable 8th season -- and how better to do it than settling the score on Season Eight's Over/Under totals?!THEN: As Sondheim said (i think), there's a time to come to NYCFC and a time to leave -- and that time has come for a SLEW of New York's best and brightest players. Yer bois are going

Y'all know what we're here to talk about. Jake & Trey dig into a meal nine years in the slow cooker. NYCFC has announced a stadium and we're gettin' into it, baybee. Plus: roster talk and a little World Cup wink before next episode's season-in-review. Don't freak out: Queens has Blue Balls.