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We Read Movies

There are good gay movies out there, but we won"t be talking about them. We"re three unqualified nobodies who discuss the very worst that gay cinema has to offer. At We Read Movies, we don"t just watch movies, we read them for filth.

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85:35

My Brother's Shoes

We Read Movies ·

2020/09/28

This week, we talked about My Brother's Shoes, a wacky body-swap comedy where two brothers swap bodies and learn a little lesson about how hard it is to pump a baby into your ovulating sister-in-law when you're a gay guy inhabiting your straight brother's body. Topics discussed: A certain drag race alum's Nazi porn past Freaky Friday body swaps vs Quantum Leap body swaps Good drag names Business Why it's so hard to get gay sex right in a gay movie We Read Movies This podcast is hosted by

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29:03

SHORTS: Bed Buddies

We Read Movies ·

2020/09/21

This week, we watched the 2016 short film Bed Buddies, about what happens when best friends Brent, Jared and Danny all have a drunken threesome. Now in the cold light of sobriety they have to decide whether to stay friends or more than friends, and they have to do it while staring at Brent's comically gargantuan bulge. Topics discussed: Hooking up with friends What slurs you're allowed to use (if in doubt, don't) Rowan Atkinson Weird threesomes Hookup apps Watch along with

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79:20

Last Ferry

We Read Movies ·

2020/09/14

This week, we watched the most recent movie we've done, the 2019 film Last Ferry. When a young gay lawyer sees a murder on Fire Island, he pretty much ignores it until the last five minutes of the movie when the movie goes off the rails. Fun! Topics discussed: Cruising Fire Island Sexy murder The best Ninja Turtle Hey, did you know that Chris is from New York? We Read Movies This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

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23:27

SHORTS: Flamingo Pride

We Read Movies ·

2020/09/07

This week, we found a computer animated short called Flamingo Pride which is... bonkers. Join us as we lose our fucking minds trying to talk about it. Topics discussed: Flamingo sexuality Straight birds Why geese deserve to be in jail Sonic the Hedgehog Links mentioned in this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTIHF2zst9w We Read Movies This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

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87:57

The Big Gay Musical

We Read Movies ·

2020/08/31

This week, at the request of a fan, we watched the misnamed 2009 movie The Big Gay Musical, a movie that is pretty small and not really a musical. What's going on here? It must be the work of none other than Casper Andreas. Topics discussed: Musicals Bottom shaming Bottoms-who-bottom-for-bottoms shaming The filmography of Brent Corrigan The bible The beauty of men's ballet tights We Read Movies This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

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16:01

SHORTS: Mulan

We Read Movies ·

2020/08/24

This week, we talked about the Disney animated movie Mulan, maybe you've heard of it? Topics discussed: Sexual awakenings The use of fruit in drag Breaking Amish in reverse Drew's hookup past Good drag names We Read Movies This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

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77:25

Hot Guys with Guns

We Read Movies ·

2020/08/17

This week, fighting through technical difficulties, we talked about the 2013 film Hot Guys With Guns, about two ex boyfriends and wannabe private eyes who solve the crime of who robbed a bunch of Hollywood sex parties. The title is promising, can it live up to it? Probably not! Topics discussed: How poppers smell Possums vs O'possums Dr Jerkoff and Mr Hard The right way to commit crimes Justice We Read Movies This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

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73:48

Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds

We Read Movies ·

2020/08/03

This week, we were joined by the incomparable Mike Johnson and Kyle Getz from the Gayish podcast to talk about the 2006 film Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds. Scream taught us that, in the sequel, the body count is always higher, the death scenes are always more elaborate, and the killer is never dead. Will those rules hold true to this tale of sexual trickery? Let's find out! Topics discussed: Pocket pussies Ex-gays Camboys What your grandfather's balls can tell you about your future Whether

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15:17

SHORTS: David Decoteau

We Read Movies ·

2020/07/27

This week, we answered the question of why we'll never do a David Decoteau movie on this podcast. Topics discussed: Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-o-rama The 1313 series Gay baiting movie covers Cryptozoology Who the killer was this whole time We Read Movies This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

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93:21

Bear City

We Read Movies ·

2020/07/20

This week, the boys watched the 2010 film Bear City, a hairy, gay attempt at Sex and the City, that Chris has a lot of opinions about. Can a twink make it in bear's world? Can a bear make it in a twink's world? What if neither of those classifications applied and it was just a boring romantic comedy without jokes? Let's find out! Topics discussed: What makes a bear? Chris's experiences at the Eagle Editing down 3 hours of content Jokes! Shallowness and villainy We Read Movies This podcast is hosted

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9:45

SHORTS: Legally Blonde

We Read Movies ·

2020/07/13

This week, for our bonus short, we begin by talking about Chris in the shower, and end up talking about that scene in Legally Blonde where Enrique the poolboy gets outed for knowing about designer shoes. It's a wild ride. We Read Movies This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

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73:37

The 10 Year Plan

We Read Movies ·

2020/07/06

Best friends (who don't seem to actually like each other very much) Myles and Brody make a pact that they'll be boyfriends if they're still single in 10 years in this JC Calciano entry from 2014. It's your typical rom-com setup, but will there be a twist this time? Does the fact that it's not funny or romantic count? Topics discussed: Sleeping with your friends What should and should not go inside the human body Gogo dancers The law The amazingness that is the movie Scoob The True-Name Nemesis We

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17:00

We Read Movies SHORTS: Hey, Google

We Read Movies ·

2020/06/29

We're trying something new today! We noticed a glut of bad gay short films on our streaming services, and decided, on our off weeks, that maybe we'd talk briefly about those. So if an hour and a half of us yammering in your ears every two weeks just isn't enough, now you can hear us talk for twenty more minutes about a short film it only takes ten minutes to watch. Topics discussed: The 2020 short film Hey, Google Netflix reality shows How soon is too soon for a pandemic related story? Glamour

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88:02

Another Gay Movie

We Read Movies ·

2020/06/22

This week, we talked about another gay movie, specifically, the gay movie Another Gay Movie, a parody of the raunchy screwball sex comedies (ike American Pie). Has it aged well? Does it go way too far in the raunchy direction? Why does Drew keep defending it? WHY?! Topics discussed: Parodies of parodies Bottom shaming Kinks How many is too many poop jokes? Whether quiche is gay pie Whether quiche is even any good Seriously, why does Drew like this movie? Links mentioned in this

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103:19

Kaboom

We Read Movies ·

2020/06/08

This week, we talked about Greg Araki's 2010 psycho-sci-fi-sex-dramedy Kaboom. Look, I don't know how to describe this movie to you, it's crazy. Someone sees a murder, there's a lesbian witch and a doomsday cult and some very gross mac and cheese. Topics discussed: The shampoo challenge What kind of dickpics we'd like to receive in our inbox (wereadmovies@gmail.com) Cults How big a cock you'd need to gag three people with it at the same time The proper way to eat pussy like it's spaghetti We Read

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100:26

Kiss Me Kill Me

We Read Movies ·

2020/05/25

Hey all you cool cats and kittens, this week, we discussed the 2015 tiger-centric film Kiss Me Kill Me, a neo-noir Hollywood thrilller directed by two-time We Read Movies director Casper Andreas. When Dusty Young's rich fiance is murdered in what looks, to everyone but the characters in the movie, like a robbery gone wrong, he is blamed for the murder. Now, with the help of some sassy lesbians and a hypnotist drag queen, he'll have to find the real killer, clear his name and maybe find love along

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69:30

Vampire Boys

We Read Movies ·

2020/05/11

This week, Chris asked if we could watch the 2011 horror romance Vampire Boys, and like idiots we all said "I don't know what that is, but sure." With vampires who can go out in the sunlight, and aren't afraid of crosses, but do need the love of a mortal, it's a lot like a gay Twilight. A Twinklight, if you will. Topics discussed: Eric's upstairs neighbors sex habits The porn that Chris pretends he doesn't watch LA being sepia-toned The rare, reverse-eCupid We Read Movies This podcast is hosted by

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91:06

Eating Out

We Read Movies ·

2020/04/27

This week, we talked about the 2004 "sex comedy" Eating Out, which at the time was hailed as gay sexy fun. 2004 was a different time. A time of Blockbuster Video, flip phones, and questionable consent. A time when it was totally cool for men to get laid through trickery. A time when supposed allies were allowed to just make it rain gay slurs. Basically, I'm saying this movie hasn't aged well. Topics discussed: Consent being sexy What it meant to be early 2000's attractive Which Doctor Who was the

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104:43

Going Down in La La Land

We Read Movies ·

2020/04/20

This week, the boys watched the 2011 film Going Down in La La Land, the almost certainly semi-autobiographical story of a reluctant pornstar who finds the love of America's favorite sitcom dad. Or, as it's described by Google "Friendships sustain people living in Hollywood and help them deal with the celebrity-obsessed culture." Topics discussed: The films of Jet Set Men Top privilege Bruce Villanche Whether Chris got paid enough for posing nude Gay robots This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

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111:44

eCupid

We Read Movies ·

2020/03/30

This week, Chris Haigy, Drew McFadden and Eric Henke watched the 2011 romantic (?) comedy (?) eCupid, featuring a bunch of straight people trying to play gay, and Morgan Fairchild as a magical computer genie Topics discussed: Why gay movies can't seem to get kissing right The paintings of Art Frahm Bad boys, boy next door types, skaterboys and dirty, dirty fratboys Humunculi Whether it hangs dong Links mentioned in this episode: http://lileks.com/institute/frahm/index.html This podcast is hosted by

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