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NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

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3:59:31

March 24, 2025: Black Holes of Talent Exposed! Aaron...

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2025/03/25

Aaron Imholte is gaslighting in full force this week, trying to convince his audience he wasn't begging for attention from his old high school buddy last week and claiming the article about his felony case was another win for the toe. Stubbed and snubbed, the Steel Toe Morning Show falls on its fifth Monday loss as it misses the goal o-gain! Mike Calta aka Cowhead is back with his wife for one of the most embarrassing displays of insecurity from a broadcaster we have ever seen. Watch and find out

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4:35:24

March 19, 2025: BEST NEWCOMER! Miserable Men Trying...

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2025/03/19

We're gonna need a bigger boat! The desperation of people who don't want to work for a living is making itself known to the Dabbleverse! Felicia Gillespie, Liam, Tom Myers and Michael Ray Bower all want to make money, but don't have the head horsepower to realize they have nothing to offer in the way of entertainment. Let's watch some of the saddest adult men try to figure out what they are and what they can do to stave off filling out applications and making an honest living! Aaron Imholte has made

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4:07:42

March 17, 2025: AIN’T Patrick’s Day! Steel Toe’s...

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2025/03/17

Bottom of the mornin' to ya! Patrick is doing inspections to make sure you're all wearing green, and if you aren't, he's going to pinch your cute little backsides! Aaron Imholte warned us that Members Only shows were going to get shorter, but this week's show was ZERO minutes long. Let's watch as a childless man tells us about his night out at a bar before falling on his face financially. We continue our journey of finding out exactly how mentally-challenged Chad Zumock is, and try to figure out

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5:54:55

BONUS EMERGENCY SHOW! Toe Can’t Stop Winning!...

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2025/03/17

An emergency watch along for a really pro broadcaster! Crazy Joe calls in to the show for the second time ever. Patrick takes us down a law enforcement YouTube rabbit hole, and the listeners pitch in with suggestions. ...

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2:27:59

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Roundtable Discussion...

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2025/03/14

Join Patrick, Moody from New Zealand, and Karl from Who Are These Podcasts? as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. ...

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4:11:55

OLD BOOT GOOFIN’! A Steel Toe Retrospective Show!

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2025/03/14

Aaron Imholte is a professional broadcaster with a career as storied as his hair is long. Join Patrick and Moody from New Zealand for this special look back at some of the best times in Steel Toe Morning Show's history. Watch as Aaron talks about the weather, fixes his hair, shows off his deodorant, talks about how he should be immune from typical law enforcement, and even berates the chat for not getting the show. Don't take it personally, Aaron - we're just old boot goofin'! ...

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4:15:39

March 11, 2025: RUMBLER Gets A TUMBLER! Chad FEELS...

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2025/03/11

The perfect week continues! Aaron Imholte is a simple man who takes pleasure in the simple wins in life! Listen as a man tells you the story about a dryer and it's newfangled capabilities! Patrick can't get enough of the Bald Eagle cam and tries to watch for tips on how to get more viewers from one of nature's most majestic birds! Chad Zumock pulls down another show because he cant take one guy making fun of him. We learn about the land of Titeria and find out a little bit about a thing called

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6:02:54

March 10, 2025: The COPE Is REAL! Aaron Imholte...

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2025/03/10

Aaron Imholte DOUBLES DOWN on dumb! You won't believe the spin this grown man is trying to peddle to his listeners, and the personal details of his life keep spilling over in to his sad little imitation radio program. For a man with a very busy life that doesn't occur on the internet, a lot of his feelings and personal baggage certainly does spill over on to The Toe. Chad Zumock loves shouting out his fans, and showing which fans donate, and talking to fans in the chat, and mentioning fans while

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3:13:00

March 7, 2025: What It Do?

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2025/03/07

Patrick graces the public with a special Friday show. ...

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3:17:29

December 30, 2025: CHAD ZUMOCK STINKS! Aaron...

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2024/12/30

Chad Zumock is fifty years old, and nobody has been paying the mudshark much attention since he got off his streak of six comedy shows this summer at some of the most crumbly theaters in our union. As Chad tries to branch out and secure some sort of financial freedom from his podcast empire, it's becoming more apparent than ever how insecure and desperate this middle-aged nothing really is. Aaron Imholte gives his members a trickle of content this weekend to prove he isn't stealing his faithful

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2:38:11

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe SEETHING Show!...

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2024/12/28

So many birthdays, so little money! Let's all wear hats about it! Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts, and maybe even Moody from New Zealand as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch....

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5:15:37

December 25, 2024: BAH-FUNBUG! Comedienne CHAD...

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2024/12/26

AI WROTE THIS: Thank you all so much for an incredible year! Your support, feedback, and passion have made this journey unforgettable. I’m beyond grateful for each of you who’s tuned in, shared your thoughts, and helped make this podcast community so special. As we wrap up 2023, I just want to wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year filled with peace, love, and joy. Can’t wait to bring you even more amazing content in 2024. Thank you for being part of this! 🎄❤️ ...

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7:09:38

December 23, 2024: CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN! A 24-Hour...

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2024/12/24

It's a Christmas miracle! Patrick is going to spend 24 hours dancing and singing for you people! Can you even believe it! What did you do to deserve this! Who knows? But it's really, really here! Send in your funny suggestions, clips, recipes, wacky news articles and favorite movie scenes so we can get those envelopes and stretch those improv muscles, not necessarily in that order! LOL! HIT THE LIKE BUTTON! ...

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4:09:38

December 18, 2024: GOALS Are Here For EVERYONE! The...

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2024/12/18

Chad Zumock is getting banned from MLC because of a demand from Patreon? Watch as the sad criminal and wannabe full-time comedian plots one of the greatest comebacks on the eastern seaboard this winter! Joey C is still poor and making threats. Aaron Imholte has a history of making things up, but we are here to watch the paint peel off the walls and reveal all the shortcuts the builders of this house of cards tried to conceal. Nick Rekieta has a spy and Aaron is getting pretty cocky about it

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4:24:33

December 16, 2024: REKIETA’S BIRTHDAY PARTY! The...

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2024/12/16

It's Nicholas Rikieta's birthday, so we are all going to take turns filling up his belly button with fun! Just imagine the SEETHING the haters will do! Aaron Imholte has had a year to figure out the difference between wheels and tires, since being roasted last year about his ignorance. He is completely lacking when it comes to any semblance of masculine knowledge. Hackamania tickets are on sale and Patrick is going to talk your ear off about it! Johnny is back and the goal is probably going to get

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3:06:33

December 13, 2024: Friday The WORST-TEENTH, Am I Right?

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2024/12/13

There’s no earthly way of knowing Which direction they are going! There’s no knowing where they’re rowing, Or which way the river’s flowing! Not a speck of light is showing, So the danger must be growing, For the rowers keep on rowing, And they’re certainly not showing Any signs that they are slowing… ...

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2:44:10

December 12, 2024: Mike Calta Admits His Wife STINKS!...

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2024/12/12

Mike Calta has become aware that he's being watched on the internet, and in true insecure Cowhead fashion he is pretending Patrick doesn't exist. Watch as he trots his unfunny wife out to explain she has no business doing a show and isn't built for the internet. Aaron Imholte and Mike Calta both have what they consider trophy women, and they are compelled to keep showing them off to their audience for clout. Aaron talks about his legal issues and court date, and we find out whether or not he wants

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3:59:34

December 10, 2024 (PART 2): MERSH Is Getting Sad!...

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2024/12/11

Mersh cannot stop hanging out with losers, and the struggle sessions recently have been painful to watch. He's teamed up with Geno Bisconte to tell everyone what is wrong with the Dabbleverse. Every show these guys hate, Steel Toe included, are doing better than them. Geno's wish to leave YouTube comes trues after he shows full boof to the live stream. Kevin Brennan wants Shuli dirt from Bob now that he's back in tow over at MLC. Watch Kevin roll around in glee when learning about Geno Bisconte

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5:11:15

December 10, 2024: Steel Toe’s TRUCK STOP Date Night!...

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2024/12/11

Aaron Imholte can't stop himself from talking about Patrick, even though the more he runs his mouth he may find himself in a whole new mess of legal drama in 2025. Only time will tell! Investigators have figured out where Aaron Imholte has been taking his boo on Wednesday nights, and it's worse than we could have ever imagined. Watch as we reveal the actual truck stop where this banal bunch of mouth-breathers goes for a night out! Mike Calta loves acting like the big dog around the 102.5 offices,

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2:58:58

December 6, 2024: UNREAL CRINGE From The Toe! Bob...

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2024/12/06

Aaron Imholte and his boys can't stop smelling their own farts and calling the wind sour! Watch some of the most amazing breakdowns from some of the strangest people. Bob Levy returns to MLC to shove the "years long work" in everyone's face? What is happening? Patrick wants to try his hand at defauding his fans and wants to launch a new crypto token! ...

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