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The Otis Advisory

Pat Fant aka Uncle Otis

HIGH VELOCITY HOOT from Universal Foolishness: Original News Cartoons as short-form podcasts. Dump you old Think Tank and wade into these guilt-free waters with Tio Otis - finishing off political correctness for a grateful nation. Slower listeners keep right>>>>

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00:01:29

Mrs Hunter

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/08/11

Did you know that Hunter is married! Yes, there's a Mrs. Hunter alright, and sources close to the bone report that she might even own a TV and may have seen what’s on the news. So before the boy comes home again with his tail dragging the gravy, ask yourself this: what is in it for Mrs. Hunter? Somewhere there has to be paper on this saying, "Honey, you behave and stick this out for a couple more years, and you getting your own beach house!" Take the bait girl! Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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00:01:33

Puddle Dance for Hunter

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/08/06

Nothing’s going right for Lil Hunter. On his last trip to get a quick puddle dance at the misogynist parlor, Hunter learned that his best friend just went in and told the truth! Seems both the boys were over in LotaVodka together helping to make China great again when somebody accidentally wrote Joey a big check. Ooops! Big problem. Lots of explaining. Now it’s a federal beef. Hear Podcast - Wash Hands

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00:01:29

Etiquette Director

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/08/06

Who’s the skunk at the lawn party? Companies are now having to hire something called an Etiquette Director to help the new kids at the office learn how to smell check. But smell check isn’t the only thing the Etiquette Director does – tying your shoes, dealing with white winter itch and knowing how to pass a little air in church without making noise is also on the good manners list. Otis investigates. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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00:01:33

Sharks On Coke

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/07/23

It's like global warming only this one has long pointy teeth. Sharks have been really cranky this year biting you and the kids down at the beach, and now we know why. The little buggers have been getting into the bales of coke dumped off the smuggling boats before the heat pulls them over. Sharks on coke! With whales washing up from the offshore windmills and crabs that won’t stay in the bucket. what is going on? Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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00:01:30

The Modern Man 2

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/07/08

The salty scholars of the D'Otis Discount Think Tank & Bait Camp deliver this profile in courage on The Modern Man. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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00:01:29

From Beyond The Rip Tide

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/06/30

Yes, there are aliens from outer space, wherever that is, and we have a whole warehouse full of them. Didn’t you expect this would be a bigger deal? But nobody cares. "Outer space – not my problem! I gotta get my nails done!" Some guy who looks like a big oyster comes out, you would think HR wants to get involved. You want diversity, hell, here it is right here! Ancient Southern philosopher Testicleese joins Otis in this new Advisory. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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00:01:29

9 Volt

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/06/24

Everybody knows how much fun it is licking the top of a nine-volt battery. Kids would line up after school and pass around a fresh Eveready to see who could hold out the longest. My friend ShortStack always won since he would just swallow one whole and wash it down with some water for a good connection. Game over. Nobody ever messed with ShortStack after that. Fast forward to the Hunter Laptop. It's been passed around too for everybody to have a lick. Shocking! See what happens next! Hear

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00:01:29

Glitter2

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/06/17

Nothing is harder to explain than coming home with glitter stuck all over you. “Where have you been this time Uncle Otis?” What if you were just picking out the perfect thank you card for her and the glitter came off and got into everything. Party of Two becomes "First Available." It gets worse in a swing state. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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00:01:29

Paying Is For Losers

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/06/12

Don’t pay when you go to the store. Save your money. When you’re through shopping just say, “no thanks, I’m good” and walk with whatever you want. It’s all free - limit $1,000 per visit though, just to keep it fair. You’ll say, “put it on the insurance tab” as you smile and head for the parking lot. That’s about it. Remind the store clerk that those cash registers are just there for decoration. “Don’t stop for that red light, equity will pay your ticket!” Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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00:01:29

Magic Johnson

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/06/02

Next time you're in Target, ask the lady to show you where they keep the Magic Johnson display – now you see it, now you don’t. Probably over with the shrunken heads next to the Well of Souls. This might be what happens when you’re too woke to sleep and the sewer backs up! But, for now, it might be a good time to put the inflatable ape up on top of the building to give people something else to think about. Change the mood until the swelling goes down. Hear Podcast. Wash Hands.

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00:01:34

Satan Drawers at Target

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/05/28

Now you see it – now you don’t. It’s a miracle! Those special Satan drawers they sell at Target might hurt a bit pulling on, but the fashion statement you’ll make is immeasurable. If you like to keep your business in a junk drawer just to the south, this is definitely for you. We control the horizontal, but you control the vertical. And you’ll stay like that until somebody comes around to check you for worms. Hear this special Magic Johnson Advisory - then wash hands, twice.

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00:01:29

De-nutification of Harry

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/05/22

This just in from Otis Special Ops on the continuing de-nutification of Harry, formally known as Prince. It all came to a head in Nueva York when Harry must have broke a nail at the big dance and, along with his co-morbidity Megan suddenly left in a Checker Manhattan that smelled like Rat Pizza. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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00:01:33

Planet Dementia

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/05/13

Ever wonder what’s with those trucks with the word FISH written on the side! That’s all it says – just FISH. Makes you wonder, is it really fish or what are they hiding in there? Some write FISH on their truck to keep you from being too interested and maybe just leave them alone. Well, that’s how the white house works. Somebody just wrote FISH on the white house front door and locked the place up until after the election. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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00:01:33

Score

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/05/07

In the time before filtered water, there was probably one special day when you decided to stop writing bad checks to try to help your credit score. Well that was a waste of time. Now they’ve changed all that. Today, the more you suck the less you pay! That’s right. Your mortgage payment actually gets lower when your credit score is terrible! It’s a miracle - like a vacation from thinking right. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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00:01:33

Natural Diuretic

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/04/29

Are you broke and can’t afford your own AI? There is a substitute - try Memory Foam, it’s like A.I. but a lot cheaper. Memory foam is like a natural diuretic for the shovel ready. Helps unstick your mind and get back in play. If you can’t remember the girl’s name and she’s not answering to Giddyap or Lil’ Whiskers, you may need some of this memory help. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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00:01:34

Sent Home from BeerCamp

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/04/22

If you think clowns are scary, you should see what's on a can of Bud Light. Some bed wetter who never got a pajama-gram and still hasn’t gotten over it is now the new spokes-drunk for Bud Light - the king of near beer. It's an awful mess. Otis has the back story. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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00:01:34

AI Assistant

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/04/21

in the New America, everyone will have an AI personal assistant to hand to handle the little things, like writing thank you notes. back when Pluto was a planet and all the and all the cute girls drove Chargers we didn't have it this good. Otis and the salty scholars from the Bait camp Think Tank explain in this fresh Otis Advisory. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands.

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00:01:33

Bone In

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/04/06

Now that we know men can get pregnant, some are beginning to notice how that’s just the easy part. The real problem comes later, at birth. Doctors have looked at the math down there and tried to solve for X. Definitely a tight fit. Recommending next time to just stick to cross dressing, like switching from Italian to Greek. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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00:01:33

Popeye Meets Gender Neutral Barbie2

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/03/30

“Help, help, I’m gender-neutral Barbie and look, there’s nothing under the hood! Who made me like this? Then, Gender Neutral Barbie met Popeye the Sailor Man – they shared a toy box together. Popeye helped clear away the fog when he whipped out his brand statement, “I am what I am!” Hear how Barbie finally did update her private’s policy thanks to Popeye the Sailor Man! Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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00:01:32

Vege Out In Syracuse

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/03/29

In California, chewing is an act of violence and being replaced with the personal blender. But, if you move to Syracuse you can get paid not to shoot people. You can even automate this and send in your victim list on the internet. Somebody’ll get back to you with a batch bid on what you could make by not killing the whole bunch as laid out by Governor Soros. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands.

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