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The Otis Advisory

Pat Fant aka Uncle Otis

HIGH VELOCITY HOOT from Universal Foolishness: Original News Cartoons as short-form podcasts. Dump you old Think Tank and wade into these guilt-free waters with Tio Otis - finishing off political correctness for a grateful nation. Slower listeners keep right>>>>

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00:01:33

Planet Dementia

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/05/13

Ever wonder what’s with those trucks with the word FISH written on the side! That’s all it says – just FISH. Makes you wonder, is it really fish or what are they hiding in there? Some write FISH on their truck to keep you from being too interested and maybe just leave them alone. Well, that’s how the white house works. Somebody just wrote FISH on the white house front door and locked the place up until after the election. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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00:01:33

Score

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/05/07

In the time before filtered water, there was probably one special day when you decided to stop writing bad checks to try to help your credit score. Well that was a waste of time. Now they’ve changed all that. Today, the more you suck the less you pay! That’s right. Your mortgage payment actually gets lower when your credit score is terrible! It’s a miracle - like a vacation from thinking right. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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00:01:33

Natural Diuretic

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/04/29

Are you broke and can’t afford your own AI? There is a substitute - try Memory Foam, it’s like A.I. but a lot cheaper. Memory foam is like a natural diuretic for the shovel ready. Helps unstick your mind and get back in play. If you can’t remember the girl’s name and she’s not answering to Giddyap or Lil’ Whiskers, you may need some of this memory help. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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00:01:34

Sent Home from BeerCamp

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/04/22

If you think clowns are scary, you should see what's on a can of Bud Light. Some bed wetter who never got a pajama-gram and still hasn’t gotten over it is now the new spokes-drunk for Bud Light - the king of near beer. It's an awful mess. Otis has the back story. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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00:01:34

AI Assistant

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/04/21

in the New America, everyone will have an AI personal assistant to hand to handle the little things, like writing thank you notes. back when Pluto was a planet and all the and all the cute girls drove Chargers we didn't have it this good. Otis and the salty scholars from the Bait camp Think Tank explain in this fresh Otis Advisory. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands.

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00:01:33

Bone In

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/04/06

Now that we know men can get pregnant, some are beginning to notice how that’s just the easy part. The real problem comes later, at birth. Doctors have looked at the math down there and tried to solve for X. Definitely a tight fit. Recommending next time to just stick to cross dressing, like switching from Italian to Greek. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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00:01:33

Popeye Meets Gender Neutral Barbie2

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/03/30

“Help, help, I’m gender-neutral Barbie and look, there’s nothing under the hood! Who made me like this? Then, Gender Neutral Barbie met Popeye the Sailor Man – they shared a toy box together. Popeye helped clear away the fog when he whipped out his brand statement, “I am what I am!” Hear how Barbie finally did update her private’s policy thanks to Popeye the Sailor Man! Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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00:01:32

Vege Out In Syracuse

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/03/29

In California, chewing is an act of violence and being replaced with the personal blender. But, if you move to Syracuse you can get paid not to shoot people. You can even automate this and send in your victim list on the internet. Somebody’ll get back to you with a batch bid on what you could make by not killing the whole bunch as laid out by Governor Soros. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands.

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00:01:34

We Charge for Surveys

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/03/26

Short on cash, start charging to take surveys! Why not? You’re giving up valuable drinking time every time you stop and answer 10 questions about your phone, chat or email experience with Heather from Account Services. Commander Otis has step-by-step directions from the Discount Think Tank & Bait Camp. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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00:01:34

Pillow Wars

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/03/26

You know things are tense when both warring tribes have to have their own pillow guy. Donkey people are first to tell you they’re not sleeping on any Republican pillow. “Get that out of my face,” said one teen aged expert. But be careful, that Green Donkey pillow can sense any accidental attempt at prayer and instantly flip over on you and cover your face to smother out un-hip behavior. That’s so Raven – but it’s how things get done in Donkey Park. Commander Otis explains. Hear Podcast ~ Wash

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00:01:31

Shrunken Head

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/03/24

It used to be easy to spot the cool kids. They could ride bikes without holding the handlebars and probably had a shrunken head hanging from their rear-view mirror – might have picked it up from the local surf shop or met up with Downtown Brown after school who fixed ‘em up with one they took off a local tourist around south jetties (at the wrong time) - like being mugged by a neurosurgeon. There's more to the story. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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00:01:34

Electric Nascar2

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/03/24

It’s fun to tease artificial intelligence by making it talk about things that can’t be explained – like Texas Hockey or All-Electric NASCAR, or how it is that Hunter is still married. Or, the thing about putting little Suzie on the bus to school and she comes home as Buck Owens. Otis and the Salty Scholars explain. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands.

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00:01:34

Wet Market Dream

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/03/05

You want artificial intelligence? Fauchi is your guy. All that chin boogie about “follow the science and put on your eating pants” was just some bumper sticker at the wet market. It was all just Gain of Fauchi research the whole time! Definitely do not resuscitate. Hear Podcast. Wash Hands.

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00:01:30

Hard To Swallow

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/02/26

The National Sleep Foundation has just awarded China Joe their Lifetime Achievement Award, which makes this next part hard to swallow. Here it is. Joey thinks he wants to keep being President, and since Jill can’t stand being separated from the Mr. Kamala guy, she is all for it too. Oh the larceny! Commander Otis has the full story. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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00:01:30

Mayonnaise for President

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/02/21

Mayo Pete only comes in white and whiter, so do not use before Easter. There’s nothing to remember with Mayo Pete, no mixing, no meetings - it’s all baked in. Mayo Pete may contain bull corn. Has no wow factor. Plant-based fruit-forward backwash contains no menthol and never will. May cause white winter itch. Not for day drinking in Dallas. Foreign ingredients are inert, for now. Otis has a full report. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands.

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00:01:30

Pavement Narrows

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/02/14

Biden Inc has always been run out of Delaware. The family likes to vacation up at Pavement Narrows where Joey, Jill and the consigliere gather in private, out of reach of the other families – like yours. There Delaware tough, which doesn’t sound like much when you’re in Texas, but you feel the sting just the same at the end of the month. Somebody could use some cowboy therapy before finding themselves sitting in the dark waiting for their food to come in the mail. It’s embarrassing. Hear

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00:01:30

Red Trial Balloon

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/02/09

Looks like we got kicked in the colonies again on this Chinese spy balloon business. Joe’s cone of uncertainty lasted nearly a week while a floating spy ship hung up there like a loose tooth taking pictures of everything – like your wife out there in the back yard. But China Joe took care of it once he got word they had finished taking all their pictures. Don’t want to interrupt. D'Otis explains. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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00:01:31

Be My Guest 2

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/02/07

Thanks to a new government program, your spare bedroom can help welcome the rest of the world to your house, right here in the New America! (ding dong) “Hi, Miss Jones, we’re with the Donkey gubmint and according to TicTok you’ve got 3 living here at the house, is that correct?" Yes that’s right. "And looks like you’ve got 4 bedrooms, is that correct?" Well yes. "Great, then meet the Chachkes from South America! The oldest has already volunteered to take your daughter to the park for a little

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00:01:30

Hunter Secret Letter 4

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/02/07

Just released from the Otis files - Hunter secret letter to Papa #4 – proving again that while little Hunter may have the itch, he’ll never have the scratch. D'Otis explains. Hear Podcast ~ Wash Hands

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00:01:30

Lose Skin

The Otis Advisory ·

2023/02/07

Maybe Joe’s problem is lose skin. Anybody think of that? Lose skin gets in the way and can puddle around all over the place when you try to sit down to read something. That might explain why Joey didn’t notice where it said Top-Secret up at the top. Lose skin is serious. It can get caught in things like a car door when you’re in the garage next to your box of important papers. Lose skin can get away from you. It just needs to ramble, and then you can't find it - even with the FBI. D'Otis explains

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