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Deliver Us Some Evil

Deliver Us Some Evil

Deliver Us Some Evil is the red-headed stepchild of true crime and true conspiracy, the mutant offspring of ufology and cryptozoology, the cybernetic super-villain hybrid of psychological profiling and esoteric mysticism. We cover a lot of topics... Serial killers, hauntings, alien abductions, cannibalism, government psyops, monsters, cults, Satanic rituals, crime bosses, urban legends, lolcows, stalkers, nothing is too weird, wacky, or weirdly wacky for The DUSE. Join Eli and Mel for a new episode

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02:01:09

JonBenet Ramsey: Xmas Beauty Queen

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2023/12/25

Want to know what's worse than seeing the notification for a new D.U.S.E. episode on Christmas Day? Being a child beauty pageant queen! In this very merry Christmas special Eli and Mel deliver you the finest evil the holidays can offer, and no we aren't talking about your Aunt Marge's blueberry cobbler. The story of JonBenet Ramsey captured the attention of an international audience. The police wanted to railroad the people that actually committed the crime while everyone else wanted to

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00:51:00

DUSE After Dark: Where's The Beef?

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2023/12/22

Mel rants about the state of American cuisine: what the elites think is for dinner, Californians drinking their own urine, Bill Gates bullying American farmers, and the terrible scourge of cow farts. Meanwhile in Iowa, Satanists are victimized by a hate crime when a statue of Baphomet loses its head, leading Eli to give a long-winded sermon about how stupid people are on "X" and how great worshiping Satan really is! And of course, stay tuned to the very end to find out who the Piece of

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02:08:15

The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Emergence Saga

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2023/12/18

What was once a great shit-a-pillar has now risen out of its shit-pupa and metamorphosized into a great big shit-erfly known as Jesus Christ Chris-Chan Sonichu! In this episode Eli and Mel discuss Chris-Chan's rise to stardom with a descent into his infamous Sonichu web comic and a few of his early antics that would ordinarily land a man in jail! There's everything from his obsession with a childhood friend, being hogtied at a Target, lots of black villain characters drawn in crayon, a blood

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01:10:44

DUSE After Dark: Everything Is Made of Spiders

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2023/12/15

Here it is folks! The inaugural episode of the D.U.S.E. network's hit new show: The DUSE After Dark! Hosted by the lovely Mel November and that guy she keeps hidden in her closet. This episode has everything you want: Eli ignoring what Mel says, Eli mansplaining why everyone in the world is wrong, and Eli hijacking the show to rant about the little hat people. If you listen closely, you'll find some chatter about a cop who was "allegedly" stabbed twenty-two times, a brief mention

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01:26:18

The Killer Clown of Palm Beach: A "Thour-ah" Affair

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2023/12/11

What's worse than being approached by a clown first thing in the morning? Being shot in the face by a clown first thing in the morning. And that's the kind of evil being delivered to your ear holes by the D.U.S.E! Eli and Mel discuss the story of a six-foot tall sexually ambiguous bright orange clown that shot a housewife in the face and then casually walked away. Some say it was a cold-blooded assassination. Others believe it's just the Florida Olympics. What else can you say about a

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02:29:14

The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Love Quest Saga

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2023/12/04

In this episode Eli and Mel reveal the super duper top secret world of a man and his never-ending quest to find the one thing we all need...Love! The Lord of The Rings has taught us that the most amazing journeys begin with one step...unless you're Chris-Chan. Then you never take any actual steps. In his journey to find the one boyfriend-free girl he stands so completely still that he's invisible. He posts his attraction posters all over Virginia, he harasses women, fights security, shoots

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01:10:43

The Grunch: A White Trash Goblin

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2023/11/27

Is it a ghost? Is it a demon? Does it have thumbs? That's just a few of the questions Eli and Mel attempt to answer in this episode. Down a long desolate road in the middle of a swamp is the lair of....the Grunch! Whether it's the demonic offspring of a voodoo priestess or the protector of a cult of inbred satanic albino dwarfs, one thing's for sure: it doesn't take kindly to outsiders meddling in its swamp! Could be green, could be black, might be half goat and half ape, might be

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01:15:52

Thanksgiving Special: The Katrina Cannibal

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2023/11/23

Want to know what pairs well with a holiday where you sit around a table surrounded by loved ones and gorge yourself while the majority of the world starves? Listening to this year's Thanksgiving special! And boy does the D.U.S.E. provide. In this episode Eli somehow thinks that the Big Easy is "Bean Town" which just proves that he's about as useful at geography as a blind photographer. Together Mel and Eli regale you with a tale as old as time. Boy meets girl, girl is a terrible

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01:29:17

Albany Hauntings Part II: Ack-Dem-Dem-I-Shin

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2023/11/20

In this episode Eli and Mel discuss several hauntings across the city of Albany. Sure some of them might have been a hipster marketing strategy, but those of us at The D.U.S.E. assure you that some of them might be real. If you like stories of Catholic priests losing their minds, Dutch settlers getting scalped, dirty old men burning to a cinder, ghosts harassing children, floating red lanterns, and the disembodied voice of a dead artist still looking for the meaning of life, you'll find all that

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02:22:34

Operation Mockingbird: Herbert Marcuse

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2023/11/13

We started with the Creel Committee during WWI and came up with the Office of War Information during WWII. This eventually gave way to the Office of Strategic Services and then the Central Intelligence Agency, once again proving that Eli's schizophrenic paranoia was correct! Herbert Marcuse, a socialist Jew from Germany, created the open-air prison of American propaganda and became one of the largest influencers in modern politics. He was a part of the Deep State, maybe even the creator of it,

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02:26:15

The Amazing Chris-Chan: The Foundation Saga

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2023/11/06

In this brand-new series, Eli and Mel prove that they're much more than the uncultured swine they appear to be as they discuss the enigmatic black-hole of human attention known as Chris-Chan! Or the second coming of Christ, take your pick. This episode features a pair of alcoholics in their golden years, an animatronic bear conductor who might have been God, or at the very least English, a school with a torture dungeon, a "completely original" mythical creature, girls who might be not

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02:08:47

Halloween Special: The Bloody Benders

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2023/10/31

In this Halloween special, Eli recounts the tale of a Mexican who strong-armed him for cheap Chinese food. But that's not the only spooky thing revealed on the show this Samhain! It's really about how happy families spend quality time together. Knitting, reading the newspaper, playing Yahtzee, murdering lonely men. Some might say there's no such thing as the "perfect family," but the gruesome foursome living in a makeshift inn on the edge of civilization will prove us all

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01:12:14

The Taco Bell Killer Part VI: Henry "Chatterbox" Wallace

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2023/10/30

In this final installment of The Taco Bell Killer, Eli and Mel discuss what happens when you're arrested for the rape and murder of nine women and don't understand how the law works. If you say "I killed those women" you don't get to go back later and say "lol I didn't mean it." Well, you can, but don't expect people to believe you. If there's only one thing you learn from this episode, it's never speak to the police. Ever. Henry wishes he'd taken

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01:27:18

The Adventures of Guy Ballard Part II: Yoda Space Jesus

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2023/10/23

Eli and Mel pick up where they left off in chapter one with a man who might have been an ancient Egyptian priest or a French girl with a hefty chest. When you're a devotee of the I Am Activity Movement the possibilities are endless and nothing is certain. In a universe of the unknown the only thing you can count on is that if you're meant to soar among the stars you'll have a guide to take you on that trip. He could be a frog or some guy who died in the 1700's or a three headed

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02:08:00

One Year Anniversary Special: Texas Gunsexuals

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2023/10/16

In this episode, The D.U.S.E. celebrates its one year anniversary! 365 days of delivering you the finest, purest, snortiest evil this world has to offer. We honestly didn't think we'd make it this far. So what better way to usher in another year of greatness than discussing a case that will never be solved? That's right folks: the Texarkana Moonlight Murders! WWII had just ended, people were hot and bothered, getting it on in the woods at night, and a murderer was on the loose in Texas

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01:36:18

Lahaina Maui Fire Theories: The Bad Parties

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2023/10/09

Eli and Mel stick their necks out so you don't have to! Eli takes on America's billionaires, calling them out for their voracious appetite for unaccompanied minors. Right now, as we speak, there are roughly two-thousand children missing from Lahaina, Maui. Where did they go? Is it connected to Epstein's Island? Why is JP Morgan buying large tracts of land? Why is Oprah Winfrey, known for associating with men who like to touch no-no squares, buying large tracts of land? Why is she so

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01:16:51

Lahaina Maui Fire Theories: Do The DEW

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2023/10/02

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...using their massive space station, the evil Democratic empire attacked the peaceful people of Lahaina, Maui, in order to appropriate their lands for their own nefarious needs. A ragtag group of heroes led by Jedi Master Elijah Newton and Princess Mel Organa November launch a verbal counterattack against the institution's high priest, the evil Sith Lord, George Soros, and his apprentice Lord Obummer. Can our heroes free the truth before Albany finds

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01:30:50

Lahaina Maui Fire Theories: Gentrifornication

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2023/09/25

Once again it's time for you to put on your tin-foil hats as Eli and Mel open your third eye to the truth behind the fires that ravaged the town of Lahaina. Things are not as they seem. Were there just a few random fires that engulfed the whole town? Or was it a coordinated attack by the government and their cronies? If it was an accident, why did the governor deregulate the development of Hawaiian land just before the fires? Why are billionaires snatching up as much land in Maui as they can

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01:16:49

April Tinsley: Faster Than Your Friends

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2023/09/18

In this episode Eli and Mel break down the murder of April Tinsley, a little girl who went missing from a park in Fort Wayne, Indiana, back in 1988. Despite the numerous suspects to investigate, including a member of a Satanic gang known as "Moose" and a local with a history of being a weirdo, lots of help from a television show and a pedo-hunting club, and the killer himself taping used condoms to little girls' bicycles, the case still took 30 years to solve. Why? Because the cops had

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01:11:43

The Taco Bell Killer Part V: We Gonna Catch This Fool!

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2023/09/11

In this episode Eli and Mel manage to stay on track long enough to tie together the last three murders of Henry Louis Wallace and tell the story of his berserker rage. If you thought the man behind "Bad Henry" couldn't give you anymore reason to hate him, you're wrong! This episode has everything from rape, murder, the strangulation of a child, crack head behavior, robbery, and a montage from the A-Team police department doing the one thing they probably should have done from the

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