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The Paranormies

Johnny, Alt Skull, Grognak, and Jack

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136:17

I am become Agent Smith, Destroyer of Discourse

The Paranormies ·

2023/11/14

Johnny and Skull have the show to themselves this week and they get down to it right off the bat:>Human download and the Agent Smith phenomenon>Predictive Programming: massive multi-year script or supernatural event>Oppenheimer: an alchemical dichotomy of lies mixed with truth drops>Movies ruined by this modern system, classic characters and girl boss Mary SuesGet /comfy/ and let's dig in!Panel: Johnny, Alt SkullCreepypasta: My Friend Named Jack, read by Jack

130:34

The Nationalist Enquirer: A Red Sky Over The Emerald...

The Paranormies ·

2023/11/09

The guys take their weekly look into the fake, the gay, and the fake AND gay, AKA the news>Army: Dear white boys, we need you…>Project Purple Beam?>Release the ANTI-WHITE Trannifesto>An Alabama Mayoral Surprise Ending>David Copperfield rips off Despicable MePanel: Johnny, Jack, GrognakMusic Break: Fra Vadested Til Vaandesmed, by TaakeNecronormiecon: The Holy Bibie:1 Peter 1:3-25, read by Jack

136:37

Yosemite Sam: Pioneer, Prospector, and…Master...

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2023/11/06

Johnny and Grognak welcome first time guest Lucius Aurelian, an independent researcher who covers the alternative history of what we know as the old world.Get /comfy/ and settle in for what is sure to be a classic episode on Tartaria and the classical world.Panel: Johnny, GrognakGuest: Lucious AurelianCheck him out HERE: https://www.youtube.com/@Restitutor_Orbis_214 HERE: https://twitter.com/L_Aurelian214 and HERE: https://rumble.com/c/c-2618964Creepypasta: I Thought I Could Trick The Devil, read by

123:39

The Nationalist Enquirer: The Halloween Livestream...

The Paranormies ·

2023/11/03

>1% of hockey players commit 100% of on ice murders>The Trans Agenda: Troons Take the Universe>Twitter was a state agent (BUT NOT ANYMORE WINK WINK)>Was It Just Witchy Weather in Salem?>Pennsyltucky Orc Defense Force>Buy the Egyptian Book of the Dead, on Amazon. No Seriously, you can buy it on Amazon>The “Bat Soup Theory” is back on the menuPanel: Johnny, Reinhardt, GrognakMusic Break: Doppelganger by Arcade High

126:48

The HALLOWAFFEN SS: Spiders and Seances

The Paranormies ·

2023/10/29

The guys get into a spooky groove for the evening and pick apart spider webs, then we pick apart ghost hunting! What makes your skin crawl? Johnny Skywalker, Reinhardt Van Helsing, Jack the Ripper, and Grognak Returns take an eight legged look into arachnids and ghost hunters.Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Grognak, JackMusic Break: Spiderbaby, by FãntomasCreepypasta: Spider Gates, written by Grognak, read by Reinhardt

141:54

The Nationalist Enquirer: If I Don't Steal Your...

The Paranormies ·

2023/10/26

Typhus and Fash Gordon drop by to join Johnny and Jack to help figure out if this week's cavalcade of news is or isn't fake or gay, or both. (Spoiler: It's both) >Did Israel trying to turn Gaza into Gone-za cause Bitcoins bullish bounce? >Project: Del Boca Vista 2, Palestinian Jewgaloo>Chuck Johnson confirms what we all already knew: Glowies glow>and more!Buckle up, get /comfy/ and let’s GOOOOOOOOOOOOOPanel: Johnny, Jack, Typhus, Fash GordonMusic Break: Supercell, by King Gizzard and the

144:07

Friday Night Live (Redux): Japanese Spoop Edition...

The Paranormies ·

2023/10/24

Join Johnny, Alt Skull and Reinhardt for another spoopy Friday Night Livestream! The guys head to the land of the Rising Sun to dive into the spiritual realm of Japan! From the suicide forest and turtle sprites to more insane demons than you ever thought existed, this was a fun one. Buckle up, get /comfy/ and enjoy the show!Panel: Johnny, Alt Skull, ReinhardtCreepypasta: The Man With The Bump, read by Alt Skull

144:31

The Nationalist Enquirer: I Raise You One Eclipse

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2023/10/20

Erik Heathnat from Metal Up Your Fash joins Johnny and the guys for this week's tour de force of newsy shitpoasting.>Jack Black Pitfall>Neolithic morning wood>Zombie chicken nuggets>Ding dong, who’s there? Antisemitism>Adderall, hey, at least it’s not crack>Robots and Japan: Wow, I didn’t know that. You’re telling me now for the first time.Panel: Johnny, Grognak, Reinhardt, Erik HeathnatMusic Break: Night Goat, by the MelvinsNecronormiecon: Gothic Structures Under A Silent Heaven,

130:54

Friday The 13th: A Monstrously Murderous Matinee

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2023/10/15

If it’s October it’s horror movie season. If it’s Friday the 13th, it’s the Paranormies shitpoasting episode. What happens when these two converge?This week the guys are joined by Æther for a look back at some of the best and worst horror movies. Which ones held up, which ones didn’t and much more. So, pop some popcorn, get /comfy/ and let’s talk horror flicks!Panel: Johnny, Grognak, Reinhardt, ÆtherMusic Break: Macabre, by Salvia ViperCreepypasta: Creepypasta Guide, read by Johnny

123:36

The Nationalist Enquirer: 9/11 Part 2: Paraglider...

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2023/10/12

Are your citizens uninterested in war? Covid, aliens, and the Ukraine war not working anymore? What are the ruling elites to do? The peasantry just aren’t paying enough attention (but plenty of taxes). Time to bust out “Old Reliable”: Israel vs Hamas! Johnny and Jack are joined by Fash Gordon to discuss this “totally real and not another fake and gay psyop” going on in Palestine. Who did what to who? What’s in the media, and what’s not? What’s been done before, and what’s brand new? Get /comfy/ for

147:18

High Voltage Homunculus: Frankenstein’s Monster

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2023/10/07

Plug in and join Paranormies during spooky season! Charge up your Halloween season with a look at Frankenstein!The guys talk about all things Frankenstein from the original book (was it REALLY written by Mary Shelley?) to the movies and the possible origins of the story…which brings us around to shtetls, ghettoes, and golems…OY VEY!! Get /comfy/ and let’s start off Spooptober with a MONSTER EPISODE!Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack, GrognakMusic Break: The Siege and Investiture of Baron von

130:41

The Nationalist Enquirer: This Is A Test Of The EBSS...

The Paranormies ·

2023/10/05

Your weekly dose of shitposting, news (lol), entertainment, sports, and spoop!>America spelled backwards is Debt.>Emergency Phone Test of Death>Front Pocket Ball Shrinkage Bingo>Golems for my enemies!>T shirts for salePanel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack, GrognakMusic Break: Daikaiju, by Zombie HaremNecronormiecon: Don’t Mind Me, from It Is The Secret, by P.T.

190:30

There’s No Flim Flumin’ The ZamZummim, with Jason and...

The Paranormies ·

2023/10/01

The guys welcome back our friends Jason Breshears and Martin Liedtke. We shoot the spoop about celebrity replacements and the hijinks of today's ruling class. In the second hour, the guys get into the subject of giants! East Asia, Eurasia, Albion, Afghanistan, Nevada, California…they were pretty much everywhere! Get /comfy/, this one was a lot of fun!Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack, GrognakGuests: Jason Breshears, find him here: https://archaix.tv/ and https://www.youtube.com/@Archaix138Martin

134:30

The Nationalist Enquirer: Mars, Meth, Morgan & Musk

The Paranormies ·

2023/09/29

>Deftones can only work on flat plane>NASA NEWS: Space time capsule or Rubbermaid bin?>(Fake) records set in space>Is there life on Mars? (Spoiler Alert: No.)>The methed up math teacher>Punked: The Congressional Seasons, with Ashton Fetterman >JP Morgan are filthy no coiners>There's a hole in your Ionosphere>Neurolink trials for quadriplegics>Missing kids in Ohio>Is Big Mike on the rise?Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack, GrognakMusic Break: Endless Apocalypse, by

173:38

From Antiquitech to Ziggurats: A Trip Around the Old,...

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2023/09/24

Old Scary World dropped by to hang out with Johnny and the boys. He's got a great YT channel with videos on the Old World ranging from San Francisco and the California Bay Area to Kyrgyzstan, Turkmenistan, and Russia, and all sorts of mudflooded places in between! He brought some of his favorite pics from his collection to show us, so let's get /comfy/ and take a look at what the world once was!Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, JackGuest: Old Scary WorldCheck him out here: OldScaryworld.comYouTube:

123:19

The Nationalist Enquirer: All They Know Is Eat Hot...

The Paranormies ·

2023/09/21

>F-35 female “crash”, no evidence>Aaron Rodgers 9/11>Eat Hot Chip and Die (in Worcester)>Bennu Asteroid (In space I guess they CAN hear your coronal mass ejaculate)>Palm Springs AIDS butthole statue (no, seriously)>India's Nipple Bat Virus (also srs business)Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack, GrognakMusic Break: CYBERCRIMES, by Sidewalks and SkeletonsNecronormiecon: The Whole World Is A Deep Grave, from Gothic Violence, by Mike Ma, read by Jack

101:58

Epigenetic Nordicist NPC'ism with Leo from Norway

The Paranormies ·

2023/09/17

Johnny, Reinhardt and Jack are joined by a NEW friend from across the pond, Leo. Being from Norway, Leo has some incredible knowledge into the goings-on of not only government sanctioned satanic initiatives but also the religious effects of the various faith clashes that have occurred over the years. From witch coven murders and paranormal experiences to royal bloodline conspiracies that for some reason focus on giants…you’re in for a treat. Also, they address the FQ (the Finland Question™)Panel:

142:01

The Nationalist Enquirer: Steel Snake’s Dank Meme...

The Paranormies ·

2023/09/14

Johnny and Jack are joined by Steel Snake to shitpost the news and to peruse Steel's collection of original World's Fair programs, photos of the fairs, and original postcards. His collection dates from the late 1800's through the Gilded Age of World's Fairs in the 1920's.>Bonerface gone>Flat earth posting>Early PN seasons nostalgia (anti-flat earth posting)>Pandas and Australia doesn't real>Evolution is fake and gay>Tartarian Worlds fairs and stuffsPanel: Johnny, Jack, Steel

150:44

Secret Agent Jones: The CIA, MK ULTRA, and The...

The Paranormies ·

2023/09/12

>Steampunk is big gay futuristic western>Girls with guns>Happy 9/11's eve>Alex Jones Bill Hicks deboonkers>The “Trial” of Bonerface>Nazi and Hitler “influence” on Jim Jones>Going to temple (literally) >Involvement in Cuba>Involvement in Guyana >Teaching at university in BrazilPanel: Johnny, Dogbot, Reinhardt, JackMusic Break: People Are Poison, by Cold CaveCreepypasta: The Day Of Reckoning, read by Jack

122:36

The Nationalist Enquirer: He Held The Door Open For...

The Paranormies ·

2023/09/07

>Gayop season kicks off in FL>Sharpieface and Cuckoldry, wignats gone wild>Chivalry, thy name is racist>How do you make the NJP LLC (National J*wish Party) look good?>Spidermensch>I went to Burning Man and all I got was Monkeypox and chemical burns>Slumdog-Millionnaire or Galaxydog-BillionairePanel: Johnny, Reinhardt, JackMusic Break: Boost Yourself, by PhlegminemNecronormiecon: What is a Movement & What is a Framework, by PT, read by Jack

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