Welcome To The Horse House

On today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: A brand new viral audio clip of the week is presented, Tristan shares with the boys his traumatic visit to Pep Boys, Rudy says pretentious shit about hoagie rolls, and Stephen speaks at great lengths about films starring Horse House favorite, John Leguizamo! This and a shit ton more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: "Old Town Hoe (Old Town Road Remix)" by CupcakKe.

In today's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Rudy's true identity is revealed, Stephen is shot and killed outside of the Horse House, and Tristan tells the boys how he plans to free James Woods from Patriot Jail. All of this and plenty more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House! Outro song: "Dixie" by Carmen Dragon & Capitol Symphony Orchestra.

On this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House: Sad news about the show's sponsor. Rudy pledges his allegiance to tits (over ass, wtf!!!). Stephen talks about movies, and Tristan introduces a groundbreaking theory about where shit, poop and farts are stored in a woman's body. This and a lot more up next on episode 3 of Welcome To The Horse House (NOT sponsored by Joker Mad Energy. FUCK Joker Mad Energy)! Outro song: "Dixie" by Carmen Dragon & Capitol Symphony Orchestra.

In this episode of Welcome To The Horse House, Tristan unearths suppressed sexual fantasies about Carol Brady, apologizes to Billie Eilish, and Rudy and Stephen get mad at Tristan over fake space shit. Also: a very special guest drops by the Horse House! All of this and more on this week's episode of Welcome To The Horse House, presented by Joker Mad Energy! Outro song: "Dixie" by Carmen Dragon & Capitol Symphony Orchestra.

In the first inaugural episode of Welcome To The Horse House, Tristan, Rudy and Stephen discuss topics such as incest, David Duke, Golden Corral and of course, jerking off dolphins. Outro song: "Dixie" by Carmen Dragon & Capitol Symphony Orchestra.