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The Greatest Movie Ever Made

The Greatest Movie Ever Made

With countless films produced during the course of over a century of film history, determining the greatest movie ever made seems like an impossible exercise. Thankfully, Justus Burkitt and David Scandura — God"s favorite idiots — have taken on this Sisyphean task. Join these two film fanatics each week as they meticulously and rigorously review a wide range of movies, painstakingly searching all corners and niches of film history to once and for all find the Greatest Movie Ever Made.

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01:49:30

Episode 44: As Above, So Below

The Greatest Movie Ever Made ·

2024/07/06

In July 2024, movie podcasters Justus Burkitt and David Scandura embarked on an episode series entitled “Shaky Cam Summer Camp.” These episodes would prove to be the final recordings of the duo. What happened to David and Justus, and does the truth behind their mysterious disappearance lie in their episode on found footage horror film As Above, So Below? Join your host, Charlie Anwar, for a four episode investigation into the final fate of The Greatest Movie Ever Made.As Above, So Below (2014) is

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02:12:30

Episode 43: Little Shop of Horrors with Kelsey Hontz

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2024/06/28

The podcast welcomes Kelsey Hontz to discuss this cinematic adaptation of the off-Broadway musical about a plant that eats people! Join these mean green mothers from outer space and hear about all the musical numbers, special effects, and shockingly horny moments from Little Shop of Horrors this week on The Greatest Movie Ever Made!Little Shop of Horrors (1986) is directed by Frank Oz and stars Rick Moranis, Ellen Greene, Vincent Gardenia, Levi Stubbs and Steve Martin. Music: “Fractals” by Kyle

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01:26:41

Episode 42: Bloodsport

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2024/06/21

This week, David, Justus, and the Muscles from Brussels head to Hong Kong to fight in an illegal underground fighting tournament that Actually Totally Happened Guys Trust Me! Join us for the pec-flexiest, screamiest, splits-to-nuts-punchiest episode of The Greatest Movie Ever Made!Bloodsport (1988) is directed by Newt Arnold and stars Jean-Claude Van Damme, Bolo Yeung, Donald Gibb, Leah Ayres and Norman Burton. Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

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01:52:12

Episode 41: A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night

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2024/06/14

Justus and David touch down on some Tumblr sad girl shit this week as they chronicle the nightly activities of a young Iranian vampire who loves skateboarding, eating people, scaring children and jamming to indie rock. Hear our hosts discuss the first Iranian vampire western and find out if it’s the Greatest Movie Ever Made!A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night (2014) is directed by Ana Lily Amirpour and stars Sheila Vand, Arash Marandi, Marshall Manesh, Mozhan Marno and Dominic Rains. Music: “Fractals”

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01:56:50

Episode 40: Hellbound: Hellraiser II

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2024/06/07

It’s time to solve the demonic Rubik’s cube and experience pain and pleasure beyond your imagination! Journey through the labyrinth and meet your Cenobite hosts, as they discuss this film’s single cheap hallway set, single cheap matte painting, multiple cheap stop motion effects and the evil floating shape in the sky. We have such sights to show you this week on the Greatest Movie Ever Made!Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988) is directed by Tony Randel and stars Ashley Laurence, Clare Higgins, Kenneth

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02:18:47

Episode 39: Willow

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2024/05/31

The boys are back to discuss yet another Justus Burkitt Childhood Classic™ with this 80s fantasy film. George Lucas crawls out the walls of the podcast studio once again, but this time, he’s shamelessly ripping off Tolkien. Meanwhile, David advocates for genocide and treating yourself to a delicious hamburger. I don’t know what either of those things have to do with figuring out if Willow is the Greatest Movie Ever Made.Willow (1988) is directed by Ron Howard and stars Warwick Davis, Val Kilmer,

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02:33:48

Epsiode 38: Mad Max: Fury Road

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2024/05/24

What a podcast, what a lovely podcast! The show rolls down the post-apocalyptic highway to hell this week to discuss this mind-boggling action spectacle from mastermind George Miller. Join your resident War Boys, David and Justus, as they talk about all the cars, characters and themes of the crazy world of Mad Max on this episode of The Greatest Movie Ever Made!Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) is directed by George Miller and stars Tom Hardy, Charlize Theron, Nicholas Hoult, Hugh Keays-Byrne and Josh

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01:40:33

Episode 37: Peggy Sue Got Married

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2024/05/17

Peggy Sue got married. But what if she didn’t? What if, by some magical force, she was transported back to 1960 to relive high school? What if didn’t end up marrying Nicolas Cage and his wang, and instead married an edgelord beatnik or an angsty nerd? These are the questions asked by this film directed by…*checks notes* Francis Ford COPPOLA?!?! Whew, okay, I couldn’t have called that. Anyway, David and Justus also have some questions about Peggy Sue, like why didn’t she also use her time to stop the

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01:56:47

Episode 36: Planet of the Apes

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2024/05/10

Ape podcast. Apes talk about ape movie. Charlton Heston want to bang ape and shoot ape with gun. Apes want to cut off Charlton Heston balls. Oooh ooh ahh ahh. Ape throw poop at you and eat banana. Is ape movie Greatest Movie Ever Made? Planet of the Apes (1968) is directed by Franklin J. Schaffner and stars Charlton Heston, Roddy McDowall, Kim Hunter, Maurice Evans and Linda Harrison. Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

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02:08:52

Episode 35: Office Space

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2024/05/03

Excuse me…I believe you have my podcast. It’s Office Space, dipshits! Join our fearless hosts as they discuss this 90s comedy, commiserate over sharing stories of working for psychopathic bosses and bemoan the horrors of our capitalist dystopia. Crank up the gangsta rap and battle that case of the Mondays this week on the Greatest Movie Ever Made!Office Space (1999) is directed by Mike Judge and stars Ron Livingston, Jennifer Aniston, David Herman, Ajay Naidu and Diedrich Bader. Music: “Fractals”

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02:43:40

Episode 34: Alien

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2024/04/26

This week, David celebrates his favorite corporate-manufactured pop culture holiday, Alien Day. He and Justus ship out on the Nostromo to cover the 1979 original classic film that spawned a franchise centered around an evil penis monster in spaaaaace! Press play on your podcatcher to open up the xenomorph egg and take all 2 hours and 45 minutes of this episode straight down the throat like a facehugger because fuck you, Alien is the Greatest Movie Ever Made! Alien (1979) is directed by Ridley Scott

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02:01:30

Episode 33: The Prince of Egypt

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2024/04/19

Justus and David take things back to Bible study to discuss this faith-based animated family musical from their Christian upbringings. Listen to them square off like Moses and Ramses as David threatens to destroy Justus’ podcast empire with plagues of bagel-related tangents, Star Wars impressions, and sexy horses. Celebrate the Jewish holiday of Passover with our two notably non-Jewish hosts this week on the Greatest Movie Ever Made!The Prince of Egypt (1998) is directed by Simon Wells, Steve

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01:46:45

Episode 32: Centurion

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2024/04/12

Justus and David touch down on a critical and box office failure from the early 2010s (that’s totally not trying to rip off 300, seriously guys), but it’s from an underappreciated director they both love! Hopefully this goes well! If not, they’ll at least get to see a lot of people get decapitated along the way. Tune in to hear the boys talk about this Roman Empire action thriller that no one cares about this week on the Greatest Movie Ever Made!Centurion (2010) is directed by Neil Marshall and

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02:31:55

Episode 31: Mikey and Nicky with Kevin Hurley

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2024/04/06

Guest Kevin Hurley joins the boys this week to discuss another Actually Good Movie. Together, they venture off into the night with John Cassavettes, Peter Falk and director Elaine May on a strange and darkly funny journey into the human soul. Find out if Mikey and Nickey is the Greatest Movie Ever Made!Mikey and Nickey (1976) is directed by Elaine May and stars Peter Falk, John Cassavettes, Ned Beatty, Rose Arrick and Carol Grace. Music: “Fractals” by Kyle Casey and White Bat Audio

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01:54:56

Episode 30: Re-Animator

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2024/03/29

This week, our fearless hosts enroll in Miskatonic University and get deep in the goop to discuss Stuart Gordon’s zombie horror comedy Re-Animator! Justus attempts to debut his new “calm Justus” persona and David fawns over the film’s outrageous performances and gore effects. Don’t lose your head; it’s time for another episode of the Greatest Movie Ever Made! Re-Animator (1985) is directed by Stuart Gordon and stars Jeffery Combs, Bruce Abbott, Barbara Crampton, David Gale and Robert

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02:39:38

Episode 29: Spider-Man

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2024/03/22

David and Justus tackle some dreaded capeshit for babies this week, but thank god it’s at least a Sam Raimi film! Listen to the dynamic duo go full Green Goblin mode, debate if Aunt May actually sucks and try to imitate all the insane New York extras in this generation-defining superhero movie. BRING US PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAN this week on the Greatest Movie Ever Made!Spider-Man (2002) is directed by Sam Raimi and stars Tobey Maguire, Willem Dafoe, Kirsten Dunst, James Franco and Cliff

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02:31:58

Episode 28: The Craft with Audrey Young

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2024/03/15

This week David and Justus welcome Audrey Young to the show to discuss a 90s teen horror cult classic that influenced a generation of young women. Hear the trio go gaga for 90s horror icons Fairuza Balk, Neve Campbell, Skeet Ulrich and that ethereal lady who runs the witchcraft store in this movie! Join the circle, enter the coven and call upon the powers of Manon on The Greatest Movie Ever Made!The Craft (1996) is directed by Andrew Fleming and stars Robin Tunney, Faruzia Balk, Neve Campbell,

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02:50:17

Episode 27: Dune: Part Two

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2024/03/08

THE SPOILERS MUST FLOW on this special episode from TGMEM! David and Justus are back to deliver a double dose of Dune deep dives to their devoted dipshits. Take the Water of Life and hear them discuss all the juicy details of this blockbuster sequel. Join Muad’Dib’s uprising and fight for Arrakis this week on the Greatest Movie Ever Made!Dune: Part Two (2024) is directed by Denis Villeneuve and stars Timothée Chalamet, Zendaya, Rebecca Ferguson, Josh Brolin and Austin Butler. Music: “Fractals” by

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02:55:06

Episode 26: Dune: Part One

The Greatest Movie Ever Made ·

2024/03/01

Our hosts don their suits you can pee and poop in and venture into the deep deserts of Arrakis to discuss Denis Villeneuve’s epic adaptation of…well, roughly 50% of Frank Herbert’s landmark science fiction novel. Catch the boys at their nerdiest as they ramble for nearly three uninterrupted hours about the most minute and inconsequential details of the Dune universe. Hop on the sandworm with David, Justus and George Lucas (?) and find out if this is The Greatest Movie Ever Made!Dune: Part One

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02:33:56

Episode 25: True Lies

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2024/02/23

David concludes his mandated Valentine’s Month with a bang by discussing this romantic action comedy romp courtesy of James Cameron and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Hear the slow degradation of David and Justus’ Schwarzenegger impressions over the course of these two and a half hours as they talk about the one liners, explosions, misogyny and (yikes!) Islamophobia of True Lies! Listen to this episode of the Greatest Movie Ever Made! Do it! DO IT NAHHOW!True Lies (1994) is directed by James Cameron and

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