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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL is a daily show hosted by two longtime friends goofing their way through the world the best they can. Join Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh as they cover the most important topics of the day, from 25 year-old film reviews to whether or not Andrew"s neighbors are secretly using his garbage bins.

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01:30:10

#4744 If You Don't Stand For Subway, You Stand For No...

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2026/06/08

There's much, much kismet in today's podcast, as Luke and Andrew's conversations about sandwiches and podcasting are echoed by the listeners. Plus, the Osbourne family plans to resurrect Ozzy using A.I. and "digital DNA", and Luke wants to sunset a slang phrase that he's heard enough of.

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01:42:14

#4743 You Just Can't Win With Snorting Things

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2026/06/05

Luke had an uplifting interaction with his neighbor this morning. Meanwhile, Andrew's hunt for some misplaced office supplies offers a deeper look into his problematic personality. They also discuss the young baseball umpire who went viral with his mature handling of a tough situation with an adult coach. And they find out what happens when a comedian just tells the same joke over and over and over again on the same stage.

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02:01:40

#4742 You Might Be A Hobbit If...

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2026/06/04

Luke had some uncomfortable experiences during his rideshares in Houston this week. Andrew is getting ready for a two-hour trek to see his doctor in his new East Side offices. They relive the drama around Reggie Jackson and Spike Lee, now that the Knicks are back in the playoffs. And they get the details about a man who calls himself "Roy Donk" as he slings baklava and merch around NYC. Photo: "Glowsticks in the Stade De France" by Richard King

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59:28

#4741 Flyer Like An Eagle

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2026/06/03

A piece of mail on Andrew's desk leads to a story about Luke's relationship with his local Eagles Aerie. A piece of music submitted by a Dazzling Donor leads to a confession about TBTL's ongoing Spotify issues. And a lost cat in Andrew's neighborhood leads to a fascinating tale of pets gone wild in Bellingham.

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58:00

#4740 A Touch Of Glass

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2026/06/02

Luke and Andrew discover that they both share the same irrational fear regarding glassware. They also reconsider Nick Nolte's famous mugshot photo in a new light…and learn that it wasn't actually a mugshot photo at all. And they hear a very tender voicemail from a listener paying tribute to her pooch.

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01:27:07

#4739 No More Mr. Ice Guy

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2026/06/01

Luke was recognized then un-recognized at the CrimeCon he visited this weekend. Andrew created his own weather system in his car on Saturday night. They also discuss the rich world of hotel ice buckets and mini-fridges.

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01:04:39

#4738 The Rule Of Trees

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2026/05/29

Andrew unearthed a couple of messages on the TBTL voicemail line that took his breath away. He and Luke also discuss an amazing coincidence that they accidentally stumbled into regarding a popular 90s film. And a Dazzling Donor message takes them on an absolute emotional rollercoaster of tree-related content.

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01:35:18

#4737 Steal Wheels

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2026/05/28

Luke had an incredible time at an incredible Jr. Sluggers game yesterday, as TBTL's little leaguers wrapped up their season. Plus, Andrew helps Luke solve an audio-related mystery, and the Dodgers organization is considering stopping its "bat dog" program after a player got injured stepping over a pooch.

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01:13:11

#4736 Twisted Mister

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2026/05/27

A huge industrial accident in Southern Washington has shaken the community that Luke lives in. He and Andrew also discuss the so-called "Steroid Olympics", which have been described accurately as an "abject failure." And a listener shares a Twisted Tea-inspired memory from the days of the pandemic.

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01:25:21

#4735 Good Charlatan

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2026/05/26

Genevieve joins Luke and Andrew to explain why she's in trouble with the law AGAIN, and how she might get out of it. Plus, Luke's wondering if his neighbor is mowing the lawn too early in the morning. And Erik from Sweden offers a captivating tale of murder, literature, and coincidence.

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01:09:46

#4734 The Florida School For Unpayable Student Loan...

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2026/05/25

Luke and Andrew talk about Stephen Colbert's return to television -- this time, cable access television in Monroe, MI. And they get a very inspiring update about the TBTL Junior Sluggers!

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01:20:23

#4733 The Perfectly Worst Person

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live ·

2026/05/22

Luke and Andrew discuss the final broadcast of the Late Show with Stephen Colbert and the end of an era in culture and broadcasting. They talk about a ruling that bans the ubiquitous "Kars 4 Kids" commercial in California. And a listener writes in with a confession about her Facebook Marketplace behavior.

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01:22:46

#4732 This American Airlines

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2026/05/21

The TBTL Junior Sluggers have completed their regular season, and we get a recap of their last few games before they head into the playoffs. Plus, Luke had to make a tough decision on his flight out to Chicago.

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01:26:16

#4731 I Hate It When You Call Me Big Poppa

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2026/05/20

Andrew had a truly disgusting experience while walking his dog yesterday, and it might have changed his entire worldview. But probably not. Meanwhile, Luke got to see the inside workings of a truly successful podcast yesterday, and it's making him question his own life decisions. And they discuss the Nebraska bar that can't call itself "The Barbershop" anymore because of a very annoying (and disingenuous) business association.

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01:26:24

#4730 Jafar And Away

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live ·

2026/05/19

Luke had a mustard-related encounter on his flight to LA that is straight out of the Curb Your Enthusiasm playbook. He also accidentally forgot to bring his computer on this work trip, but he found a "Life Hacket Buddy" to keep the show on the air.

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01:46:30

#4729 A Real Nose Breather

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live ·

2026/05/18

Luke learned a new breathing technique over the weekend that sent him down an unexpected shame spiral. Meanwhile, Andrew is realizing one of the most difficult things about having a puppy is learning how to talk to other people. And Luke's unprecedented enthusiasm for a workplace training ends up being unrewarded.

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01:23:30

#4728 American Band Saw

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live ·

2026/05/15

Luke admits to a regrettable phone conversation he had recently regarding air travel. Meanwhile, Andrew gets breaking news on the show about another mysterious moving violation issued against his family. The director behind Wendy's "Where's The Beef" campaign has passed away, reminding Luke of some of his amazing regional work. And finally, a listener offers an ingenious hack to getting your information updated on Wikipedia.

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01:23:59

#4727 Hacky Sack Is Backy Sack

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live ·

2026/05/14

A sad story of a lost cat in Andrew's neighborhood has one dazzling detail that offers a sliver of delight. Plus, Luke and Andrew are very excited to hear that the youth of today are getting into hacky sack again! And Luke thinks today is the day someone named Josh is really going to buy his lawnmower.

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01:13:49

#4726 None Of My Beaux-ness

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live ·

2026/05/13

Luke and Andrew come into the show feeling a little itchy, but they spin that energy into podcast gold. Luke has an update on his electric lawnmower situation, Andrew explains why he's feeling a little nervous about an event this summer, and listener Tracy shares an inspirational story about facing her own fears bravely.

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01:27:09

#4725 Mower Money, Mower Problems

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live ·

2026/05/12

Luke had a somewhat unfortunate realization about his lawn mower situation this morning. He and Andrew also discuss a class-action lawsuit against the company that is buying up bowling alleys and turning them into overly expensive hipster bars.

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