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Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

An Adult Comedy Podcast For Freaks!

comedy stand-up

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51:25

Plant-Based Bestiality: For The Vegan Animal Lover

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2025/04/30

On Today’s Episode:Tim wrestles with a disturbing dream where he becomes the world’s most racist supervillain, Malario, a mosquito-shooting menace bent on African domination. Also, Dove thinks your emojis aren’t inclusive enough, and Tim has thoughts. Spoiler: He’s not thrilled about customizing tiny cartoon faces. Plus: Voicemails Today: Listeners debate the legal and ethical complications […] The post Plant-Based Bestiality: For The Vegan Animal Lover first appeared on Distorted View

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49:59

A Big Dick Rastafarian Making My Coconuts Clap

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2025/04/28

On Today’s Show: News Highlights: Listener Calls: Haley’s Comet drops a very problematic voicemail. Kickstart addictions, Cactus Cooler cravings, and a potential 20th Anniversary Roast of Tim? (Spoiler: Tim roasts YOU instead.) 00:00:00 Introduction 02:41:15 Unocvering New Material From Viral Favorites / The Unsavory Chef 07:01:05 The Return Of John Dakers / Woody Woodpecker 11:56:05 […] The post A Big Dick Rastafarian Making My Coconuts Clap first appeared on

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15:30

Busting Through The Sky Hymen – BONUS SEGMENT

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2025/04/27

This was originally posted on 4/16 for Sideshow members. I’m releasing this as a Bonus episode for everyone to give you freaks an idea of what Bonus Segment podcasts are like. If you enjoy this: Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Bonus Segment: DV Sideshow Bonus: Katy Perry Launches Into the Void (and So […] The post Busting Through The Sky Hymen – BONUS SEGMENT first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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55:22

Is It Time To Start Panic Buy Dildos?

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2025/04/25

On Today’s Show: It’s a jam-packed Friday freakout featuring haunted abortions, ghost grandkids, pervy American men in Ukraine, and the eternal struggle of pre-ordering a Nintendo Switch 2 without losing your mind—or your place in the checkout queue. Listener Voicemails: Join the Freak Army! Get Sideshow exclusive episodes, bonus segments, and other weird goodies.📲 Sign […] The post Is It Time To Start Panic Buy Dildos? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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48:08

Songs For The Microwaved Dog

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2025/04/23

On Today’s Show: 🧼 Voicemails from the Freak Army: 00:00:00 AdamEve.Com – Promo Code FREAK for 50% Off / Free Shipping 03:48:21 Every Thought In Your Head Is Put There By Satan 09:53:23 An Arkansas Incest Police Call 16:54:03 Violence Erupts At A “Stop The Violence” Event 19:07:02 Christian TikTok Did Not Like The Movie […] The post Songs For The Microwaved Dog first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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48:25

Frying Your Eyeballs To See Extra Colors

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2025/04/21

On Today’s Show: 🌈 Introducing Olo: The Unseeable New Color Between Blue and Green Scientists have allegedly discovered a new color between blue and green, called Olo. But there’s a catch—you’ll need to get lasers blasted into your eyeballs to see it. Tim compares this breakthrough to his own discovery of the number “Leavenge.” Advantage: […] The post Frying Your Eyeballs To See Extra Colors first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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39:57

We’re Off To The Sperm Races! – NEW SHOW

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2025/04/18

On Today’s Show: 🎧 Highlights & Clips: 🧬 “We’re up all night to get AIDS!” – Tim discovers an ancient high school science video with Daft Punk, abstinence, and full-blown cringe. 🪐 “What are women doing in space—menstruating?” – Jesse Lee Peterson fears a future where periods orbit Earth. Tim breaks down this idiocy, blow […] The post We’re Off To The Sperm Races! – NEW SHOW first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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42:14

Invest Your Money In Bleached Asshole Futures

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2025/04/18

On Today’s Show: Voicemail Highlights: Another caller explains why cats are great (clean assholes!) and chats bestiality on Discord. 🐱💬🐐 Freak deals with a gold-digging ex-girlfriend who tried to stick him with all the bills. Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH 45236 The post Invest Your Money In Bleached Asshole Futures first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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48:53

M4M Looking For A Floppy Nonstick Colon

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2025/04/16

Presented by AdamandEve.com – Promo Code: FREAK On today’s floppy, free, and fabulously unhinged episode of Distorted View Daily: 💎 Butthole Bedazzling & Colon CatastrophesTim checks in on beloved fisting icon HungerFF, who recently suffered a shower douche disaster that tore up his tender chute. Now facing a temporary hiatus from deep anal spelunking, Hunger […] The post M4M Looking For A Floppy Nonstick Colon first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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46:26

Community Toilet: America’s Least Wanted Superhero

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2025/04/14

On Today’s Episode: Buckle up your buttflaps, Freaks—Tim is back with a scat-tastic start to the week, courtesy of a listener who dug up the internet’s most nauseating gem: Community Toilet, a man who turns his digestive misfortunes into fetish content. Yes, poop is involved. A lot of it. And so are gagging sounds. You’re […] The post Community Toilet: America’s Least Wanted Superhero first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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52:29

Baby Unlovable: The Doll That Haunts You In Your Dreams

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2025/04/11

On Today’s Show: n Today’s Show:💀 NYC proves once again it’s a hellscape of horrors: one man dies on the subway, and two others take turns robbing and defiling his corpse. Real Weekend at Bernie’s vibes, minus the whimsy. ✈️ A 60-minute mid-air masturbation marathon leaves a luxury fashion CEO traumatized. American Airlines responded with: […] The post Baby Unlovable: The Doll That Haunts You In Your Dreams first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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49:25

Butt Boy’s Killer Asshole and the Applebee’s Drag...

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2025/04/09

On Today’s Show: Musical Madness: WTF News Highlights: Also Featured: 🎶 Outro Song:“Sweet Dreams” Nestlé jingle remix from hell.🔥 “It will rape your mind” – an actual line from the DV intro. Consider yourself warned. 💥 Join the Sideshow!Get bonus segments and exclusive episodes all week long.Sign up at https://www.distortedview.com or in-app via Spotify or […] The post Butt Boy’s Killer Asshole and the Applebee’s Drag Queen Nobody Wanted first appeared on Distorted View

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49:59

A Douche Disaster Sends America’s Favorite Fisting...

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2025/04/07

On Today’s Show: Happy Monday, Freaks! Tim Henson is back to kick off the week with a colonic explosion of stories that’ll make you laugh, gag, and rethink your decor choices. On today’s show: Plus:🏠 Tim and his mom recount the family’s bold interior design choices, including a red-carpeted Spanish-themed trailer with iron décor and […] The post A Douche Disaster Sends America’s Favorite Fisting Fanatic To The ER first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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28:26

Déjà Distorted View: Taste The Brain Rot

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2025/04/05

🎙️ Distorted View Daily – Classic Episode from April 1, 2015💀 “You’re listening to the festering, rotting corpse of a long-expired episode…” In This Time-Warped Episode:Tim finds himself trapped in a podcasting purgatory — doomed to read the same bizarre news story over and over (and over) again. Is it déjà vu? A glitch in […] The post Déjà Distorted View: Taste The Brain Rot first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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50:09

Throwing Dog Shit In A Baby’s Face

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2025/04/03

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:55:07 Jesse Lee Peterson’s Amazing Sponsorship! 09:01:24 Woman Throws Dog Poop At Woman And Child 16:27:18 Screaming At A Toddler Regarding Your Hatred For Canada 18:05:02 Breaking Bongs For Elon Musk 20:32:21 Muslim Woman Has Trouble Eating On The Beach 24:42:07 Dianetics Commercial From The 80’s / 90’s 26:36:13 Sign […] The post Throwing Dog Shit In A Baby’s Face first appeared on

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32:38

Carbon Chaperone II: Fuck Yourself to Save the World

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2025/04/01

Happy April Fool’s Day, Freaks! Tim is back (and sort of better) after an ass-blasting weekend of illness and sulfur burps, and he’s ready to test the limits of his digestive system with gas station hashbrowns. What could possibly go wrong? Today’s episode is an epic sci-fi clusterfuck, and yes, Tim once again saves the […] The post Carbon Chaperone II: Fuck Yourself to Save the World first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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34:39

Tourette’s Tributes, Semen Slingers, and Smartphone...

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2025/03/31

On Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! Tim kicks off this week after battling some serious stomach issues—complete with vivid audio proof! Today’s throwback takes us back to the infamous Lenovo computer saga of 2013. Relive Tim’s legendary frustration with Lenovo’s customer service, or as some employees pronounce it, “Lenobo.” Highlights Include: All this plus twisted news […] The post Tourette’s Tributes, Semen Slingers, and Smartphone Sex Stats first appeared on

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47:14

Jabbing A Hypodermic Needle In Your Co-Worker’s Penis

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2025/03/28

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:31:15 I Took Several Feet Of Wiener Today 05:46:13 Lord Douche Fan Mail And Correction Tape 07:09:15 More Instances Of VR Chat Users Getting Angry 16:41:13 Child Caught With Alcohol Roasts Cops 21:15:20 Preacher Locks Congregation In Church Until They All Tithe 25:58:11 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:20:03 Plumber […] The post Jabbing A Hypodermic Needle In Your Co-Worker’s Penis first appeared on

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45:55

Take The Pedophile Temptation Test

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2025/03/26

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 01:48:16 Faygo Arctic Sun Shipping Charges Are Outrageous 04:33:22 A Online Recruiter For Non-Woke Conservative Patriots Only 05:18:04 Anti-Woke Blockchain Commercial 08:53:03 Alexyss K. Tylor Love That Her Son Is Boning Older Women 15:09:21 Crazy Woman Banned From Grocery Store – Black Irish Mafia Is After Her 25:07:14 Sign Up […] The post Take The Pedophile Temptation Test first appeared on Distorted

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54:29

Tainting The Office Water Cooler With Your Gross Ass...

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2025/03/24

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Introduction 02:58:22 I’d Be A Rich Pervert 05:11:12 A New Batch Of Fake Disorder Tiktards 14:25:08 A Person With Every Disorder Gets Denied For Disability 16:46:19 The Rare Verbal Non-Verbal 20:10:23 DID Douche Full Of Furry Personalities 23:44:02 Meade Is In To Black Chicks! 28:16:03 Teacher Is Upset About The Student’s […] The post Tainting The Office Water Cooler With Your Gross Ass Herpes Urine

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