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Emergency Pants Podcast

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When life gives you lemons, you put on your emergency pants.

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Episode 137: I’ve never snapped into me

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2011/03/09

Episode 137: I dunno. What. Bras Make-up Vibrator burns Pussy Seeking Missions Bridget refuses to eat feces apples We got voicemails from Matt! Thanks, Matt! Download: Episode 137

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Episode 136: We got nothin’

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2011/03/02

Episode 136: Oh my God, you guys! It’s MARSHALL! Shane enjoyed God’s Pizza! Roku, won’t you? Thank you! Maus has pooplosions Marshall lived in Stars Hollow Shannon is awesome! Did I mention that we love Natalie Dee? Download: Episode 136

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Episode 135: Anti-Bacterial Body of Christ

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2011/02/24

It’s episode 135 and junk! Did we mention that we love Natalie Dee? The body of Christ is very unsanitary Two Stupid Dogs! Thanks to the Fey Driverand Toppie Smellie from the Smellcast for making Bridget blush and for the shout out for Emergency Pants! Catfish devastated Bridget Other things Stuff People It has been … Continue reading »

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Episode 134: Svickovacast!

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2011/02/16

Episode 134 will stick to your ribs! The Bohemian Cafe is awesome. SVICKOVA FOREVER! For Alyssa: guy cries when his car is towed This kitten video is awesome Download: Episode 134

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Episode 133: Cool (H)whip

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2011/02/09

Episode 133: Oh my God, you guys! It’s Jim! We got a message from Toppie Smellie from The Smellcast! Rachel McKay is awesome! Happy Birthday, Alyssa! Farting penguin! Jim recommends White Ninja Comics Hi Vegkat! Hi Keri! Download: Episode 133

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Episode 132: Mashed Perderders

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2011/02/02

Epiode 132: Did I ever tell you my frozen semen story? Hi to Jim, Dana, Stephanie, Feydriver, Toppie Smellie, and Joe and Kelly! sports What are freezer biscuts? Bridget explains Totoro and Miyazaki Thanks to Natalie Dee once again for our cover art! Download: Episode 132

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Episode 131: An Airing of Grievances

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2011/01/26

Hi Pam! Hi Tara! Hi Alyssa! Hi Alissa! Justin describes a new weather phenomenon: “shaneclone” Hi Matt! Pocketcontents provides alcohol engineering solutions. Human cheese. *hhhhhhhhhrrrrrrrrrrgh* Baby monkey riding on a pig! Also, we discuss topics provided by misschasse, Robyn Lindstifa, katefeetie and giddygirlie. Stuff came through from briliantlyfreakish and yhf after we wrapped up, but … Continue reading »

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Episode 130: Our Podcast, Ourselves

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2011/01/19

Episode 130: We explore the strange new sensations we’ve been experiencing in our budding young bodies. Aaaaah, I’m just fucking with you! We talk about stuff. And things. Shane is going to punch dance his rage and beat up all of Omaha! LOOK OUT. Hi Katy! Hi Justin! Hi Ben! We discuss bathroom incidents Bridget … Continue reading »

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Episode 129: Askholes!

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2011/01/12

Episode 129: Your FACE is your Mom! Wait, what? We bitch about the snow We answer questions from Rachel and Shae Hi Jamie in the hospital! (He’s on the road to recovery, thank goodness) OMG YOU GUYS SHANE DOES THE FRANK NOISE You can ask us stuff! Bridget and Shane, respectively. We’re on Goodreads! Bridget … Continue reading »

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Episode 128: Healthy and Sexually Attractive

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2011/01/05

Hi Joe and Kelly on the podcast! Joe did stand up! GO WATCH! Josh Grobin sings the tweets of Kanye West Penny sent us stuff! Check out German Chessboxing Championship story and video and her friend Roy’s Christmas songs! Marshall left us a voicemail! Hi Marshall! John Swartzwelder writes funny books! Go to Goodreads and … Continue reading »

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Episode 127: Pissycast

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2010/12/29

Episode 127: We’re pissy! Whatever! Uke Youtube Channel! Maximum Overdrive and Tremors We got loot for Kweznuz! Movies we loved when we were kids Download: Episode 127

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Episode One Twenty Potato

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2010/12/22

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS!!! TONY*** IS ON THE SHOW!!! We talk about some snarky cards Bridget goes on about Homestar Runner crying again Shane is green with jealous rage over Tony’s AR thingie Lots of other things that I don’t remember Download: Episode 12potato

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Episode 125: Emergency Trousers the Sixth

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2010/12/15

Episode 125: We’re shooting the shit with our chum Jamie! HOLY SHITBALLS LOOK AT THIS FISH! The country’s newest game show sensation, Place That Spoon! This candle smells like a man Jamie geeks out over ActiveWords Shane recommends Limbo Download: Episode 125

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Episode 124: Pass the Plate

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2010/12/08

Episode 124: Oh yeah? Well, your MOM tithes! In this episode: Pause Grits to Glitz Pre-Cana Religion Your Mom Download: Episode 124

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Episode 123: Long Time No See!

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2010/12/01

Episode 123: I can’t believe I ate the whole thing! Falcons? Assholes. Shane has a good cry over Seymour Bridget tells the story of the WORST MOVIE EVER Shane broke his eyes Bridget broke her head We talk about video games for a little bit. Who do we think we are, Gameluv? Bridget was in … Continue reading »

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Episode 122: Clam Adjuster

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2010/11/17

Episode 122: No Snuggies were harmed in the recording of this podcast. Merlin Mann, who is a goddamn class act, said nice things about Bridget and her cross stitching on Mac Break Weekly! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (45:30 minutes in – check it out!) Trader Joes opened in Omaha, and it’s filled with hipsters and hippies! We talk about … Continue reading »

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Episode 121: Does it? Does it really?

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2010/11/10

Episode 121, bitches! It Gets Better? Ben sent us a link to his sack! I mean, mysack! We finally give Shae the attention she deserves for the awesome song she made us! Hi Fey Driver! President Dog’s embarrassing brother Relax and let it happen: Episode 121

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Episode 120: My Name is a Killing Word

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2010/11/03

Episode 120, with the awesome Penny Nickels and a Johnny Murder cameo! President Dog and Time Cat Night Man! and Kitten Mittens! TV shows are the great equalizer An American Drunk Ballz Small Wonder We forgot to talk about it because we are douches, but check out this awesome song Shae made for us! SO … Continue reading »

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Episode 119: Tank Warfare

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2010/10/27

It’s episode 119, which contains one of the best fart stories EVER this week! You can buy Emergency Pants stuff here! How can Howie Woo be our fan when we are fans of Howie Woo? Check out Howie’s heartbreaking work of staggering genius, Robots Are Poor Tippers Cats Also: fart. Download: Episode 119

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Episode 118: Chibi Pants

Emergency Pants Podcast ·

2010/10/20

Episode 118, in which we are joined by Katy of GameLuv! YAY! Marshall told our about Kickstarter, which is awesome. Go support his project! There should be a douchebag scoring system Katy shares zapatag with us Go watch this video! Download: Episode 118

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