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00:48:25

Frying Your Eyeballs To See Extra Colors

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2025/04/21

On Today's Show:🌈 Introducing Olo: The Unseeable New Color Between Blue and GreenScientists have allegedly discovered a new color between blue and green, called Olo. But there’s a catch—you’ll need to get lasers blasted into your eyeballs to see it. Tim compares this breakthrough to his own discovery of the number “Leavenge.” Advantage: Tim. 💥🧠📱 Citizen App Is Holding Pedos Hostage (for $6 a month)Tim’s local FBI raid has him hooked on the Citizen crime app, where every pedo alert and police

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00:01:29

Yolk Hunt - Easter Day Fun For The Whole Family

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2025/04/20

This Easter🎉 Yolk Hunt Madness!What starts as a mundane Easter weekend turns into a twisted celebration at Caldessavilles 13th Annual Yolk Hunt, America’s largest (and most disturbingly innuendo-filled) Easter egg hunt.💥 Highlights include:"Muff diving" in the ball pit to find elusive Muffy the Bunny 🐰A raunchy food fair serving up things like pink tacos, salty bacon holes, and fishy clam strips 🍑🐟The event takes place in Furburg Meadows off Route 63, where things get packed fast

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00:39:56

We're Off To The Sperm Races! - NEW SHOW

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2025/04/18

On Today's Show:✈️ Plus-sized influencer demands wheelchair access or war at SeaTac.💉 High schoolers remix Daft Punk to promote AIDS awareness… with alarming enthusiasm.🧠 Jesse Lee Peterson discovers women went to space… and panics.🏁 Sperm racing is now a real competitive event. And yes, you can gamble on it.⚡ Cop pulls woman over for expired tags, escalates into a “you scared me!” taser-fest.🍟 Fast food rage: the voicemails are full of drive-thru fury.🎶 And we kick things off with the

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00:42:14

Invest Your Money In Bleached Asshole Futures

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2025/04/18

On Today's Show:🎤 DV proudly presents: A Deaf Guy Singing Iron Maiden!You may not understand the lyrics, but the passion is unmistakable.🎮 Livestreamer Showdowns!Angry dads vs. bratty sons.Moms threatening eviction, dads accusing their kids of being whores or Satanists.One father delivers a devastating line: “Not my fault you can’t come up with any content, so you just bury yourself.”Savage, dad. Savage.💁‍♀️ Titty Streamer Trauma:When your cleavage gets more views than your gameplay, but your

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00:48:53

M4M Looking For A Floppy Nonstick Colon

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2025/04/16

On Today's Show:On today's floppy, free, and fabulously unhinged episode of Distorted View Daily:💎 Butthole Bedazzling & Colon CatastrophesTim checks in on beloved fisting icon HungerFF, who recently suffered a shower douche disaster that tore up his tender chute. Now facing a temporary hiatus from deep anal spelunking, Hunger is in full existential crisis mode. Is he still himself without his hole? According to his doctor, though, he’s blessed with a “long, mobile, floppy colon”—a high

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00:46:26

Community Toilet: America's Least Wanted Superhero

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2025/04/14

On Today’s Episode:Buckle up your buttflaps, Freaks—Tim is back with a scat-tastic start to the week, courtesy of a listener who dug up the internet’s most nauseating gem: Community Toilet, a man who turns his digestive misfortunes into fetish content. Yes, poop is involved. A lot of it. And so are gagging sounds. You're welcome.After rinsing out our souls, we dive deep—prolapse deep—into the life and squishy sounds of a woman known as the Queen of Prolapse, whose rectum is so well-trained,

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00:52:28

Baby Unlovable: The Doll That Haunts You In Your Dreams

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2025/04/11

On Today's Show:💀 NYC proves once again it’s a hellscape of horrors: one man dies on the subway, and two others take turns robbing and defiling his corpse. Real Weekend at Bernie’s vibes, minus the whimsy.✈️ A 60-minute mid-air masturbation marathon leaves a luxury fashion CEO traumatized. American Airlines responded with: “Eh, men do that.”🚽 A tall cis woman is mistaken for trans in a Walmart bathroom, gets screamed at by a fragile Floridian, and then fired for not reporting it to the right

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00:49:25

Butt Boy’s Killer Asshole and the Applebee’s Drag...

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2025/04/09

On Today’s Show:Kanye West’s new album drops a literal "Heil Hitler" track (yes, really).A child pisses in the hand sanitizer—again.A large-breasted man in a pink thong ruins Applebee's night for everyone.And a foster mom trades a human child for a monkey. Because... sure.Plus: Oliver Cho, Wing’s long-lost musical twin? Tim weighs in.We dive deep into “Butt Boy,” a horror-thriller where a man's ass abducts children.The Prison Doctor returns to scare the piss out of kids (and

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00:49:58

A Douche Disaster Sends America's Favorite Fisting...

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2025/04/07

Happy Monday, Freaks! Tim Henson is back to kick off the week with a colonic explosion of stories that'll make you laugh, gag, and rethink your decor choices. On today’s show:Biblical Bowel Movement Miracles – A prophetess with a book full of declarations is here to rebuke your diarrhea in the name of Jesus!HungerFF vs. The Shower Shot – America’s most ambitious fisting enthusiast lands in the ER after a tragic butt blowout. His new podcast “Brolapse” reveals all.Interstate Apple Fritter

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00:28:25

Déjà Distorted View

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2025/04/05

🎙️ Distorted View Daily – Classic Episode from April 1, 2015💀 "You’re listening to the festering, rotting corpse of a long-expired episode..."In This Time-Warped Episode:Tim finds himself trapped in a podcasting purgatory — doomed to read the same bizarre news story over and over (and over) again. Is it déjà vu? A glitch in the matrix? Or the work of future robotic overlords trying to silence a prophetic protest anthem?🌀 Main Story:A British man suffers from persistent déjà vu for eight

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00:50:09

Throwing Dog Shit In A Baby's Face

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2025/04/03

On Today's Show:00:00:00 Introduction01:55:07 Jesse Lee Peterson's Amazing Sponsorship!09:01:24 Woman Throws Dog Poop At Woman And Child16:27:18 Screaming At A Toddler Regarding Your Hatred For Canada18:05:02 Breaking Bongs For Elon Musk20:32:21 Muslim Woman Has Trouble Eating On The Beach24:42:07Dianetics Commercial From The 80's / 90's26:36:13 Sign Up For The Sideshow!29:04:22 Creepy Sex On An Unmarked Grave34:18:06 A High School Teacher's Scream-Themed Sex Orgy38:24:23 A

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00:32:38

Carbon Chaperone II: Fuck Yourself to Save the World

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2025/04/01

Happy April Fool’s Day, Freaks! Tim is back (and sort of better) after an ass-blasting weekend of illness and sulfur burps, and he's ready to test the limits of his digestive system with gas station hashbrowns. What could possibly go wrong?Today’s episode is an epic sci-fi clusterfuck, and yes, Tim once again saves the world... this time by fucking himself. Not metaphorically. Literally. Well, digitally. AI-self. It’s complicated. Just listen.On the Show Today:Tim battles lingering flu symptoms

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00:34:38

Tourette’s Tributes, Semen Slingers, and Smartphone...

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2025/03/31

On Today's Show: Hey Freaks! Tim kicks off this week after battling some serious stomach issues—complete with vivid audio proof! Today's throwback takes us back to the infamous Lenovo computer saga of 2013. Relive Tim's legendary frustration with Lenovo's customer service, or as some employees pronounce it, "Lenobo."Highlights Include:Tim’s explosive gastrointestinal weekend (audio proof provided!)Flashback: Tim loses his mind over Lenovo's terrible customer

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00:47:13

Jabbing A Hypodermic Needle In Your Co-Worker's Penis

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2025/03/28

On Today's Show:00:00:00 Introduction02:31:15 I Took Several Feet Of Wiener Today05:46:13 Lord Douche Fan Mail And Correction Tape07:09:15 More Instances Of VR Chat Users Getting Angry16:41:13 Child Caught With Alcohol Roasts Cops21:15:20 Preacher Locks Congregation In Church Until They All Tithe25:58:11 Sign Up For The Sideshow!28:20:03 Plumber Re-Clogs Pipes Due To Non-Payment32:46:18 Co-Works Spikes Coffee With Viagra And Shits Desks36:22:00 Fantasies Of Nude Wrestling Trump And Other

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00:45:54

Take The Pedophile Temptation Test

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2025/03/26

On Today's Show:00:00:00 Introduction01:48:16 Faygo Arctic Sun Shipping Charges Are Outrageous04:33:22 A Online Recruiter For Non-Woke Conservative Patriots Only05:18:04 Anti-Woke Blockchain Commercial08:53:03 Alexyss K. Tylor Love That Her Son Is Boning Older Women15:09:21 Crazy Woman Banned From Grocery Store - Black Irish Mafia Is After Her25:07:14 Sign Up For The Sideshow!27:04:16 Errection Coffee Taken Off The Market31:23:16 Another George Costanza Scheme Foiled33:45:24 Giving Yourself A

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00:54:28

Tainting The Office Water Cooler With Your Gross Ass...

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2025/03/24

On Today's Show:00:00:00 Introduction02:58:22 I'd Be A Rich Pervert05:11:12 A New Batch Of Fake Disorder Tiktards14:25:08 A Person With Every Disorder Gets Denied For Disability16:46:19 The Rare Verbal Non-Verbal20:10:23 DID Douche Full Of Furry Personalities23:44:02 Meade Is In To Black Chicks!28:16:03 Teacher Is Upset About The Student's Dirty Penises31:16:11 Sign Up For The Sideshow!33:01:13 The Water Is Tainted With STD Urine36:45:03 Suing The Hotel For A Bad Hooker

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00:48:46

That Uranus Dick Be Slamming - The Real Men In Black

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2025/03/21

On Today's Show:00:00:00 Introduction02:40:18 Men In Black - THe Adult Film15:52:04 Incel Has A Position Open For Hot Slut Girlfriend21:42:14 Teacher Caught Looking At Porn26:07:24 Why Did God Give Your Kid Cancer?30:16:03 Sign Up For The Sideshow!31:41:07 Spring Break Ear Chomping35:30:06 Cut Your Hair, Jesus!38:57:14 A Twerking Traffic Jam42:44:21Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

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00:47:57

Would You Be Okay With Your Wife Having Sex With An...

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2025/03/19

On Today's Show: Introduction It's The Death Anniversary of Fred "God Hates F*gs" Phelps Incel Gamer Has Harsh Words For Women Valentina Is At It Again - Congressional Candidate Shoots Immigrant Dummy Another Family Values Senator Caught Pedo'ing It Up An Oppresed Trans Demonologist Sign Up For The Sideshow! Popping A Can Of Pringles Over Your Face Would You Be OK With Your Wife Banging A Bot? Man Plays A Little "Human Head Soccer"Voicemails: 206-666-4463 /

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00:50:45

A Cheeto Boner Is Up For Sale

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2025/03/17

On Today's Show:00:00:00 Introduction02:21:02Bathroom Design Of The 1990's06:17:11Galileo2333 Has Discovered Distorted View Daily17:00:08 Galileo's Conspiracy Theory Regarding Mister Piss Air19:44:06 Man Doesn't Handle Arrest Well27:50:21 Sign Up For The Sideshow!29:20:21 Starbucks Boiled A Man's Genitals35:22:00 The End Of Poppers? Gay Men Start To Mourn39:21:21 Flaming Hot Charizard Sold For Mega Bucks44:08:10Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

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00:43:45

Who’s Peeing In The Shower? Come On Fess Up

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2025/03/15

On Today's Show:Have you received your blowjob today?Pulling Out The Molestation Card At A Contentious Custody HearingAmerica Favorite Murderer May Have Produced Some High Production Value PornosWho’s Peeing In The Shower? Come On Fess Up

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