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Something Something Joystick

Xavier Rubetzki Noonan & Tom Sanderson

The official blog of the official podcast of the official Xavier Rubetzki Noonan and Tom Sanderson.

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104 - Dat American Life (feat. Ben Baker!)

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2014/01/27

This week, we're joined by the inimitable Ben Baker, as we discuss fictional limbs, wave racing, and Billionaire Gates. Apologies for the shitty audio quality (due to my broken computer) and subsequent shitty editing (due to my new computer and scary new software). MUSIC USED: SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan Hello (Chiptune Cover): RoccoW/ CC BY-SA 3.0 Your Mother In Chiptune: Fried Moura/ CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 CLICK HERE to download! Email Tom or Xavier or both!

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103 - Robot Police Officer

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2014/01/21

This week, we muse about RoboCop, Turner & Hooch, and handwriting all the while teetering on the brink of total technical collapse. BTW - we're totally accepting donations of new MacBook Pros. MUSIC USED: SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan A Scent Of Europe: rugar/ CC BY-NC-ND 3.0 Crash Of The First Interstellar Channel: 2NRO8OT CLICK HERE to download! Email Tom or Xavier or both!

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102 - Balloon Animals

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2014/01/13

This week,we talk about haunted mansions, wrestlers vs. ice cream, and tell a gripping story, c/o a ten-year old boy. MUSIC USED: SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan My Attributes: Dr. Spaceman The Pirate And The Dancer: Rolemusic/ CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 CLICK HERE to download! Email Tom or Xavier or both!

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101 - GOTYE #3

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2014/01/07

This week, it's our third annual Game Of The Year Edition! What a year it's been. Congratulations to all our winners, your trophies are in the mail! MUSIC USED: SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan $2,400,000- Bomb The Music Industry Takes A Sudden Turn - Victory Road CLICK HERE to download! Email Tom or Xavier or both!

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100 - A Very Something Xmas III

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2013/12/25

At long last, it's our hundredth episode, and our third Xmas special! Featuring a groin-grabbingly tense bout of gift-based interrogation, new groin-grabbing developments in our personal lives, and some un-addressed but ever-present on-air groin-grabbing. MUSIC USED: SSJ Xmas Theme: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan Little Requests: Dr. Spaceman CLICK HERE to download! Email Tom or Xavier or both!

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99.5 - Season 2

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2013/12/21

This week,we're back! In POG form! Basically this is a mini (not mini) episode to explain why we've been so quiet lately, what our plans are for the near future, and what you guys have missed since we've been gone, I can breathe for the first time, I'm so moving on, yeah, yeah, thanks to you, now I get what I want, since we've been gone. MUSIC USED: SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan Basketball (Live at WFMU on Beastin' The Airwaves) Speedy Ortiz/ CC BY-NC-ND 3.0 Santa Monica: The Front

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99 - Oh Brother

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2013/10/20

EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM THIS PODCAST HAS BEEN AUTO-POSTED PLEASE FORWARD ALL INQUIRIES TO MAIL@SSJOYSTICK.COM MUSIC USED: SSJ Theme 2: Xavier Rubetzki Noonan Skeleton: The Front Bottoms Cold Pop: Born Ruffians Matusalemm: Ciccilleju/ CC BY-NC-ND 3.0 CLICK HERE TO DOWNLOAD

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98 - I Quit

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2013/10/13

This week: caught is in session, with our new sitcom Street Court, Ronald McDonald, Pennywise, a new form of trademark law, stars, gravity, Grand Theft Automobile V, Pokémon X & Y, Beyond: Two Souls, Dragon's Crown, and a really serious conversation about post-modernism and the future of popular culture. Also burps. In SSST: There's a Sleeping Dogsfollow-up in the works, named Triad Wars. Also, uh... the 2DS came out? In A.S.K. S.S.J: new segment names, clowns, driving in games, tap water

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97 - Nog Coloured Chinos

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2013/10/07

This week:boxing, explicit themes, the Backstreet Boys, booze, meatballs, maths, monkeys, Noddy, One Direction, the bible, a chance encounter with Rockabilly Taylor Swift, lies about Tom's girlfriend, OK Cupid (a name of a real-world person has been replaced with that of Emma Stone - for the record, Emma and I would be a much higher than 70% match), Bill Hicks, the cure for cancer, bouncy houses, the dangers of racism, andGrand Theft Automobile V. In SSST: Valve trademarks Half-Life 3 in Europe,

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96 - Poop Truck

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2013/09/29

This week:Sandsky is hung over, Xavier is... well, Xavier... and surprise surprise, it's a real weird one! We talk about 127 Hours, Big Brother, party animal Tom Sanderson (and party animal XRN), ghost protocol, hosses, radiation, a one-way ticket to Mars, our post-death heritage, Rolf Harris, space-classical music, Kitty Pryde, cough-monsters, Grand Theft Automobile V. In SSST: Steam announces the new Steam OS, the upcoming Steam Machines, and the real pretty-lookin' Steam Controller. Whoa! In

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95 - A True Shitizen

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2013/09/23

This week:Jon Lovitz, Max Quinn, space-bar, smartphones, protest signs, weather, Beethoven, Air Bud, my 21st birthday party, The Little Mermaid, SpongeBob porn, and a whole lottaGrand Theft Automobile Five. Oh, and some really uncomfortable accidental racism. In SSST: Beloved Nintendo president Hiroshi Yamauchi passes away, and the Xbox One won't stand on its side. Then we talk about blimps, oversized body parts, GTA V, iOS 7, and Jizzle. In Ask SSJ: anticipation, the Two Moon theory, slime-themed

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94 - Case Solved

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2013/09/16

This week: weather, technology, time travel, pretty girls, Weezer, stress, guns, relaxation, Tony Abbott, the Warragamba Dam, butterflies, Luigi, the circus, preferential voting, Grand Theft Automobile V (and IV), Beyond: Two Souls, Friends, Saints Row: The Third, grandparents, and lightsabers. In SSST: Sony reveals a new Vita model, a new (late) PS4 release date for Japan, and a new magic box called the PS Vita TV at a pre-TGS press conference. Valve reveals Steam Family Sharing, Kingdoms Of

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93 - Unhappucino

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2013/09/09

This week:spaceboats, taking drugs in space, Aaron Carter, the single life, opera, Irish people, the half-frog-half-prince, #ausvotes, cats getting stuck in trees, Johnny cArson, noses, and public nudity. In SSST: The Xbone has a release date: November 22! And the Day One edition comes with a copy of FIFA 14. Also we chat about XCOM: Enemy Unknown and Rayman Oranges. Also Pokémon! In Ask SSJ: CRJ (:S), bottled water, Legend of Zelda; Link's Awakening, Miley Cyrus, arcade gaming, DGG goes Down Under,

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VGBC - The Last Of Us

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2013/09/05

On this inaugural Something Something Joystick Video Game Book Club,we talk about Naughty Dog's terrific The Last Of Us. Note that this is a spoiler-heavy discussion episode, so those wanting to experience the game's excellent pacing, characters, atmosphere and story for themselves are advised to save this episode for later. Huge thanks to Patch and David for participating - the VGBC as a format relies on an open conversation, so we're so grateful for their input.As always you can weigh in on

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92 - Crusty Old Pope

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2013/09/02

This week:birthdays, kangaroos, free will, global warming, the Backstreet Boys, the prosperity of the human race, slap bracelets, Rayman Legends, Ace Patrol, The Chris Gethard Show, Fathers' Day, September Fools' Day, IKEA breakfast, Clive Palmer, the SSJ Video Game Book Club, TLC, a mysterious bump on the head, podcast scheduling, Oliver!, secret birthday plans, #ausvotes, and a new nation. [By the way - apologies to our overseas listeners for the undercurrent of Genuine Political Concern this

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91 - Tom Doesn't Smoke Meth

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2013/08/26

This week: drugs,NWA (also, I mix up Ice Cube and Ice-T), the Video Game Book Club, The Doors, Batman Affleck, and Shut Up Little Man. In SSST: the PS4 has a release date, the Vita has a price cut, Borderlands 2 is coming to the Vita, Infamous: Second Sonis due in February, Saints Row IVis delayed in Australia, EA reveals a money-back guarantee for Origin, Beyond: Two Soulslooks terrific, Grand Theft Automobile Vbegins to leak, and Sony takes steps to reward its religious audience. (That one is a

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90 - Patron Of The Farts (feat. Alexei Toliopoulos!)

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2013/08/19

This week:the very charming Alexei Toliopoulos joins us to discuss Breaking Bad, Katy Perry, moustaches, discrepancies in the Pokémon universe, Lithuania, scents, human fluids, Chewbacca, Brad Pitt, Like Mike, morning jogs, Up Late with Hot Dogs, kissing etiquette, the upcoming election, and horse teeth. In SSST: Rockstar unveils Grand Theft Automobile Online, Microsoft downsizes the Xbone's international release, the Xbone won't need a Kinect to be plugged in to function, and we'll find out the PS4

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89 - Let's Get Down To Bras Tax

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2013/08/11

This week:calling a spade a spade, Tom's smell, lazy character naming, the ABC's Vote Compass (and the sordid state of Australia's democratic system), Skyrim, web pages, Plants vs. Zombies2, The Last Of Usand Thelonious Monk. In SSST: Luigi is added to Super Smash Bros, Sony brings PlayStation All-Starsback to life (kinda), Volition unveils a million-dollar Saints Row IVspecial edition, and the first half of Bioshock Infinite's DLC won't have any combat. In Ask SSJ: games we never picked up,

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88 - SS Joysick II: The Sickening

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2013/08/04

This week:desk lamps, censorship, weather, 7th Heaven, foot-scuffing, time-wasting, America, nutritionists, coughing, Doctor Who, "really busty Latina broads", Breaking Bad, heart attacks, phone calls, Skyrim, and Forest Whitaker. In SSST:Volition smuggle Saints Row IV into Australia, while Rockstar has no problems with GTA V, Bethesda packages all its Elder Scrolls games together, Bioshock Infinite'sfirst DLC is announced, a next-gen Tomb Raidersequel is in the works, Nintendo doesn't sell many

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87 - Heralded By Many

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2013/07/28

This week:Tom's breasts, seating arrangements, university, solo albums, Analyse The Beatles, Sharknado, weird naps, standup comedy, Twincest, the Ouya, Surfer Blood, New Zealand Story, and scientific inaccuracies in Crash Bandicoot. In SSST:Activision Blizzard seeks independence from Vivendi, Neil Gaiman's working on a game, there's a new Mortal Kombat game on its way, and Microsoft totally aren'tselling our information to the government. Seriously.Also,a rly srs argument about 'acronyms' and

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