x

75% of people globally want unbiased news (Pew Research) but are concerned they're not getting that.

Get balanced coverage with Symby. See how stories are covered across diverse outlets and spot when one side covers a story the other skips.

PODCAST

Not Actually Film Critics

Welcome to Not Actually Film Critics where not actual film critics critique actual films. Each week, join us as we talk about random stuff, watch movies together and review them. For every episode, we take turns picking movies that fit within a theme, which often leads us to some real hidden gems, or fun oldies that give us a blast from the past! Sometimes we will even release a sync-track of us watching the movie together, so you can sync it up to your viewing of the movie and feel like you"re one

tv & film film reviews

All Episodes

01:26:54

Once Upon a Time in China - Moon Wiccan Wizards

Not Actually Film Critics ·

2022/09/13

As we wrap up our theme of Chinese films, our resident Chinese hosts update us on Mooncake Festival and the secret origins of all Chinese people. Don't miss our latest segment, "Checking in with the Queen", nor Izzy's review of Netflix's Bee and Puppycat. That's right, nor. We then recap the 1992 Jet Li film Once Upon A Time In China, a martial arts classic with creative choreography (and free with an Amazon Prime subscription). A must watch for martial arts. Support us on Patreon!

en

01:14:15

Dynasty Warriors - Needs More Horse Drift

Not Actually Film Critics ·

2022/09/06

Three guys, three experiences, three experiences. 1) Mox reviews Jordan Peele's Nope, 2) Izzy finishes his "Echoes" binge, and 3) Gibbs explores sitting down to pee. Oh right and the fourth experience: the 2021 Netflix film Dynasty Warriors, which is less of the video game and more Chinese GoT. Mmmmmm good stuff. Support us on Patreon!

en

01:21:50

Hardboiled - #BangLocalMilfs

Not Actually Film Critics ·

2022/08/31

Hey, memba Digimon? And Neopets? And Fortnite? And the Remastered Spiderman? And Neon White? And Netflix's Echoes? And Rise of TMNT? And the 1992 John Woo Hong Kong action film Hard Boiled, filled with glorious practical effects and sweet gun scenes? Yeah I memba. Support us on Patreon!

en

01:27:54

ChingChong Express

Not Actually Film Critics ·

2022/08/22

The gang goes all in on reviewing Netflix's The Sandman series, with a number of gripes but even more accolades. This kicks off the newest theme of Chinese Films with Izzy's pick of Chungking Express, a 1994 romantic drama film from the heyday of the Hong Kong film industry. Gibbs also shares some interesting data on each host's reviews of others' movies; Izzy recaps his time at the Rocket League Championship Series Worlds in Dallas. Support us on Patreon!

en

01:19:00

3 Idiots - Izzy is Sorry

Not Actually Film Critics ·

2022/08/09

The gang sans Izzy deliberates on moose knuckles and if they are gender-restricted, then Gibbs updates his journey into Cyberpunk 2077 on the PS5 while Zea recaps her time with God of War. Mox gives a few animation rec's before finishing off the theme of Indian Films with the 2009 comedy 3 Idiots (available on Netflix). This goofy coming-of-age education critique is a great insight into Indian society and how much being an engineer must suck! Support us on Patreon!

en

01:16:43

🎵 SINGHAM 🎵

Not Actually Film Critics ·

2022/08/02

This week, the gang recaps Godzilla and its many remakes, recaps of the recent city-climbing cat game Stray, and Izzy introduces everybody to the edging lifestyle. Then we jump into our third pick of our tour in Indian cinema with the 2011 action-comedy-romance film Singham, starring Ajay Devgn (the same lead actor of Drishyam) with some frankly amazing action shots that must be seen to be believed. Support us on Patreon!

en

01:04:20

Drishyam (2015): DODOpamine

Not Actually Film Critics ·

2022/07/27

Beeum and Beeoh Taking shits and edging Shower vs Pooping Support us on Patreon!

en

01:15:29

RRR - The Movie You Need Right Now

Not Actually Film Critics ·

2022/07/19

The gang is finally back together, and they've got stories to share about ant problems, knife sharpening obsessions, power washing, plus experiences with a new PS5 AND Steam Deck. Mox's also makes a surprising admission before we dive into the first pick in theme of (B)ollywood with the recent Tollywood action drama, RRR. This is an unforgettable experience and words cannot express what you will feel in watching this. DO IT NOW! Support us on Patreon!

en

01:16:55

How does your sex dungeon look like?

Not Actually Film Critics ·

2022/07/12

Ubisoft is not letting you download your DLCs? Primal Season 2 Review of the first half of RRR How to Build a Sex Room Home Renovation Dr. Strange in the Multiverse of Madness Spiderman: Far From Home Final Fantasy: Rebirth Devil May Cry 5 Robocop: Rogue City Valkyrie Profile Support us on Patreon!

en

01:48:58

Netflix needs that Tom Cruise Clout

Not Actually Film Critics ·

2022/07/06

Last Night in Soho FX's The Bear Cinemax's Warrior Top Gun: Maverick Netflix July 2022 releases Support us on Patreon!

en

01:17:05

NAFC Anniversary Recap Episode (also The Crow)

Not Actually Film Critics ·

2022/06/28

Mox pushes Zea away before he and Gibbs do a a special recap episode and also review The Crow, a film of 1990s goth nostalgia. Support us on Patreon!

en

01:21:29

The Lazarus Effect - Autonomoose

Not Actually Film Critics ·

2022/06/20

Izzy knows moose, but not bear spray. Gibbs thinks he can solo the show. TMNT: Shredder's Revenge is awesome. Mox and Zea finally go at it. Top Gun: Maverick is good if you like Top Gun. Izzy likes his butthole being blasted. The Lazarus Effect is a scary and bad movie. Support us on Patreon!

en

01:11:26

Flatliners - Covid Scrotum

Not Actually Film Critics ·

2022/06/13

Izzy recaps Top Gun: Maverick while Zea recaps her take on the 'horrendous' The Frighteners while Mox sits at home with his COVID Scrotum. The gang reviews the 1990 sci-fi thriller Flatliners, with an heartstopping all-star cast. It's aite. Support us on Patreon!

en

01:15:51

The Frighteners - Shingeki no Reason

Not Actually Film Critics ·

2022/06/08

Mox gives us a quick review of Jujutsu Kaisen Zero before the sausagers dive into Attack On Titan and its gaslighting problem. They also bemoan the lost potential in the new Buzz Lightyear film before reviewing the first of our "Back From the Dead" movies, The Frighteners. This Peter Jackson-directed film, starring Michael J. Fox, is a fun horror comedy with splendid effects and delightful humor, much to Zea's dismay. Support us on Patreon!

en

01:24:22

Delicatessen - Red Rover Coming Over

Not Actually Film Critics ·

2022/05/24

Zea teaches us about time and space, and the gang digests some new shows, including Reacher, The Witcher, that Game of Thrones prequel, and Better Call Saul. Mox reviews Everything Everywhere All At Once with a big thumbs up. The crew gets some new listener mail, where they consider which cuisines to fuck-marry-kill and get a surprising update from an old listener. Then, we dive into the excellent 1991 film Delicatessen, directed by Jean-Pierre Jeunet of Amelie and City of Lost Children fame. This

en

01:05:32

The Hundred-Foot Journey - CardaMom's On the Grill

Not Actually Film Critics ·

2022/05/17

The crew recovers from last week's theatrical trauma, including a sick and deeeeep Gibbs, to review recently played games of Yakuza: Like A Dragon and Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order. Blizzard's diversity tool gets some discussion before a review of the French-Indian fusion food film The Hundred Foot Journey, produced by Steven Spielberg and Oprah. If you like food porn and feel-good family movies, this is the ticket for you. If you like Foodfight porn though, then Zea's Porn Corner is the dirty,

en

01:04:10

Foodfight - Worse Than Cats?

Not Actually Film Critics ·

2022/05/10

Watermelon. The crew discusses some new and upcoming films, like Crimes of the Future, Morbius, and Dr. Strange. Then, the first course in our adventure into the theme of Food with Gibbs' pick of Foodfight. This awful, no-good, vapid, downright terrible animated film from 2012 "features" Charlie Sheen, Eva Longoria, and Christopher Lloyd among other known actors and actresses. The gang tries to comprehend this monstrosity and is left eternally scarred. Support us on Patreon!

en

01:19:46

I'm Thinking of Ending Things - Where Is My Mind?

Not Actually Film Critics ·

2022/05/03

Izzy shares his mental tips for being a sane, calmer driver. Gibbs gives a spirited review of Netflix's Diana: The Musical and with full confidence recommends you watch the worst musical he's ever seen. Then, we wrap up the Netflix Backlog with the recent 2020 film I'm Thinking of Ending Things, directed by Charlie Kaufman (of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind fame). This trippy, psychological thriller is well-liked by most of the crew and gets a thumbs up! Go watch it! NOW! Support us on

en

01:06:23

Headshot - Batman: Bullet Sponge

Not Actually Film Critics ·

2022/04/25

The boys wonder about their own future retirements in both Asia and North America. Mox gives his review The Batman, while Izzy and Gibbs take on the recent Nicolas Cage film Willy's Wonderland (AKA Five Nights at Freddy's). We then review Mox's pick of Headshot, an Iko Uwais (from The Raid + The Night Comes For Us) film which is ..mostly disliked by the crew. Look up the fights on YouTube, it'll save you time! Support us on Patreon!

en

01:08:54

Okja - Ora Ora Ora Intercourse

Not Actually Film Critics ·

2022/04/12

It's more Souls talk as Izzy talks about his recent Dark Souls 2 experience to scratch his Elden Ring itch, while Mox updates with ... Elden Ring. Zea 'explains' why she can't get into Skyrim, and we ask the burning question: does masturbation equal f***ing yourself? On this note, we dive into the 2017 Netflix film Okja, directed by Boon Jong-Ho of Snowpiercer, Parasite, and The Host fame. This hippodog-rescuing film expertly dances the line between black comedy, biting satire, and heartfelt animal

en

199 results

Similar Podcasts

BEHIND THE VELVET ROPE

David Yontef

Nerd Culture - A Gamekings Podcast

Blammo Media

UPodcast

UPodcast

The Writers Hangout

Sandy Adomaitis

The Sarah Fraser Show

Sarah Fraser