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Bring Me The Axe! Horror Podcast

Bryan and David White

Bring Me the Axe is a comedy podcast celebrating the best (and worst) horror from a time when the video store ruled the night. Every other week, brothers Bryan and Dave White (and the occasional guest) heed the call of nostalgia and evaluate the classic 70s and 80s horror movies they loved in their childhood to determine whether the movies are still relevant today or should be allowed to fade into obscurity.

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01:51:23

99CR 02: Delivery Boys

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2024/01/01

Amid the 2023 summer frenzy of Barbie-fever we discovered a movie made by the Ken doll's namesake, Ken Handler. It's a vanity project that seeks to exploit two of the mid-80's most exploitable trends: the raunchy sex comedy and the breakdance movie and commits to neither of these things. Instead, it serves as light-hearted comedic confession of Handler's classist kink for exploiting smooth, poor, and young men desperate enough to do *anything* to rise above their station in life

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99CR 01: 1990: Bronx Warriors

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2024/01/01

In the inaugural episode of 99 Cent Rental, brothers Bryan and Dave take a deep dive into the world of Italian exploitation movies with what is ostensibly the perfect specimen of spaghetti apocalypse movies, 1990: The Bronx Warriors. As well as being one of the better examples of the genre, it's also the debut of one of Italy's most peculiar (and tragic) stars, Mark Gregory, a young man of exceptional physique who couldn't possibly be less interested in being in movies. Trailer:

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30: Black Christmas

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2023/12/25

Agnes, it's me, Billy! Bryan and Dave close out their holiday season series with a real deep dive into Bob Clark's masterpiece, Black Christmas. It's the prototype for the slasher movies that followed. It's a movie stuffed with a diabolical eye for detail and unbearable tension. There's a killer so twisted and weird that you reflexively turn away. There's a cast so likable and fleshed out that you hate to see them killed. Happy holidays, from us to you. Here's a real

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29: 2023 Horror Movie Roundup

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2023/12/18

This week Bryan and Dave take a look back at Bring Me The Axe! year one and all the horror movies released in 2023. They run down the losers, the winners, and the just okay. Find out where all your favorite horror movies of this year landed and prepare to be outraged by hot takes and surprising reviews. Where did Scream 6 land? How do we feel about Skinamarink? Are we just too old to properly appreciate Five Nights At Freddy's? --- Send in a voice message:

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28: Silent Night, Deadly Night w/guest Joe Vallese

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2023/12/11

This week, Bryan and Dave are joined by author, Joe Vallese, and hope that Santa will judge them to be good because they definitely don't want to get on his bad side as they dive head first into 1984's Santa slasher movie, Silent Night, Deadly Night. The movie that went too far. The movie that put the chill on 80's slasher movies for a couple of years. The movie that parent groups organized and protested against. Did it deserve such treatment? Not really but what's America good for

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27: Hellraiser w/guest Alaina Urquhart (Bonus)

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2023/12/04

Bryan and Dave have such sights to show you! This week they are joined by the co-host of the Morbid podcast, Alaina Urquhart, a demon to some, angel to others, to dive deep into one of her favorite movies and a real top-shelf of the horror canon, Clive Barker's Hellraiser. This movie sets the pace for the late 80's and the 90's in terms of horror, establishes Pinhead and The Cenobites as horror movie heavy hitters, and drives a stake deep into the landscape of horror movies to let the

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00:02:13

ANNOUNCEMENT! New show: 99 Cent Rental

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2023/12/01

Bryan and Dave of the Bring Me The Axe! horror podcast are pleased to announce their new show, 99 Cent Rental, a podcast dedicated to the trashy, cheesy weirdness that choked video store shelves. If you like movies with hunky action star lookalikes, dubious martial arts, or breakdancing you're in the right place! Episodes drop every other monday, opposite Bring Me The Axe episodes. Listen to the announcement to hear which three movies we're kicking the podcast off with. --- Send in a

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26: Blood Rage

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2023/11/27

Just in time for Thanksgiving, Bryan and Dave dive head-first into the wildly inconsistent shit show that is Blood Rage. Marvel at the utterly deranged performance from Louise Lasser, thrill to the low budget gory special effects that are way better than the movie deserves, cringe like you've never cringed before to the movie's many intimate and sexy scenes that encapsulate the early 1980's like few other horror movies. It's a real journey. Trailer:

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25: Elves

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2023/11/13

As we near the holiday season, Bryan and Dave darken your doorstep with the low-budget howling madness of 1989's Elves, a movie that under-delivers on elves and over-delivers on incest. If you've ever wondered what Jim Wynorski's version of Gremlins would be this one lands pretty close to the mark as Dan "Grizzly Adams" Haggerty attempts to uncover the truth about a murderous elf creature and protect her from Nazis and her own sadistic mother while chain smoking. Trailer:

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24: The Watcher in the Woods w/guest Teri Gamble (Bonus)

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2023/11/06

Bryan and Dave are joined by Teri Gamble of the Horror Movie Survival Guide podcast to talk about Disney's bizarro 80's period where they experimented with more mature films resulting in one of their most easily-forgotten titles, The Watcher in the Woods. At one time, Disney producers and executives were convinced that this was going to be their finest hour, a horror movie to rival The Exorcist. Nowadays, if it's remembered at all, it's remembered for not making a whole lot of sense

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23: Halloween (1978)

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2023/10/30

Bring Me The Axe! concludes its exploration of the Halloween legacy just in time for Halloween with an epic-length love letter to John Carpenter, Debra Hill, and their landmark creation. Halloween represents a major paradigm shift in horror movie and sets the pace for every horror movie that came in its wake. It's elegant. Every piece of the production is working in perfect harmony with the other pieces. The end-product is greater than the sum of its parts. It is a perfect horror movie and

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22: Halloween (2007) w/guest Heather Wixson

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2023/10/16

This week, Bryan and Dave are joined by The Horror Chick, Heather Wixson to get grimy and talk about Rob Zombie's arch-2000's horror movie remake, Halloween. It reimagines Michael Myers, the silent destroyer, once a little boy with a family of mean dirtbag shitheads and a loving, overprotective mother and Sam Loomis as a selfish, fame-chasing jerk. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5oFtbWvJRY Monsters, Makeup and Effects: https://amzn.to/45GfJt6 Monsters, Makeup and Effects 2:

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21: Friday the 13th (Bonus)

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2023/10/13

Bryan and Dave square off against one of the all-time horror movie greats on the most appropriate calendar date of the year. It's 1980's Friday the 13th, a movie made by pornography producers looking to take away a little of that sweet Halloween money for themselves and accidentally set the pace for slasher movies in the 80's. If you had a little cash on-hand with which to make a movie, you set it at a summer camp and killed off a bunch of teenagers for maximum return based on the least

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20: Halloween (2018)

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2023/10/02

This week, Bring Me The Axe! kicks off their month-long examination of the Halloween legacy as Bryan drags Dave kicking and screaming through David Gordon Green's 2018 series revision. It's a deeply flawed movie that's way better than you expect a Halloween sequel or remake to be and it reduces the series to its roots while whiffing on move than a few points. Get all the details within! Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek1ePFp-nBI Taking Shape: https://amzn.to/46whnxZ Taking

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19: Don't Panic (Bonus)

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2023/09/25

In honor of Hispanic Heritage Month, Bryan and Dave take a trip to Mexico City to celebrate their favorite Ruben Galindo Jr. movie, Don't Panic. It's a blatant a cash-in on the success of Evil Dead and A Nightmare on Elm Street that has so many bizarre qualities to it that you can't help but love it. It's about the love of a grown-ass man and his dinosaur pajamas. It's about the tension between best friends, who might also be enemies? It's about the love shared between two

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18: The Peanut Butter Solution

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2023/09/22

This week Bryan and Dave close out their What The Fuck?? series with a children's movie that terrorized an entire generation in Canada, The Peanut Butter Solution. It's a tale of loss and woe when a child loses his hair due to a terrible fright and deals with it poorly. There's also some real nightmare material in there about being kidnapped by a teacher and forced to work in his child slave labor prison. Also, you'll be amazed at how many Simpsons references these guys can stuff

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17: Burnt Offerings w/guest Sam Pancake (Bonus)

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2023/09/11

This week Bryan and Dave are joined by actor, comedian, and made-for-tv movie expert, Sam Pancake to talk about Dan Curtis (of Dark Shadows fame) and his 1976 gothic melodrama, Burnt Offerings. We cover the movie, of course, hear a nice tale of how pleasant and sweet Karen Black was, much to our delight, and hear a second-hand tale about Oliver Reed's tattooed penis. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo_6Fb5k2lo Sam Pancake on Twitter: https://twitter.com/jsampancake Sam Pancake on

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16: The Baby

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2023/09/04

At long last, Bryan and Dave kick off their What The Fuck??? series with Ted Posts deeply troubling, alienating, and off-putting thriller, The Baby, from 1973. Dave thinks it doesn't make any sense. Bryan disagrees strongly, declaring it one of his all-time favorite movies. The Baby is unpredictable at every turn and shocks all the way to the end. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vITUjvwnavc --- Send in a voice message:

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15: Silver Bullet w/guest Julia Marchese

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2023/08/21

Bryan and Dave are joined this week to close out their Stephen King Rules! series by Stephen King superfan, Julia Marchese, to talk about the picture that ended the Dino De Laurentis/Stephen King dynasty in the 1980's, Silver Bullet. It stars Corey Haim before he was the teen idol of the 1980's as well as Everett McGill and Gary Busey in a picture where it's kids vs. a werewolf. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1dClCykQys Julia Marchese on Twitter:

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14: Maximum Overdrive

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2023/08/07

This week kicks off our Stephen King Rules! series as Bring Me The Axe! takes on Stephen King's first and last credit as director, the undisputed document of cocaine confidence, Maximum Overdrive from 1986. It's an ill-advised adaptation of his own short story, Trucks, that features a lot explosions, big trucks, and Yeardley Smith screaming. Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwYcnnbiRB4 FYI, the music in the trailer is from Halloween 3, not Christine. --- Send in a voice message:

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