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Onesies

Emily Burton & Andrew Wickliffe

A podcast discussing one season television shows; currently discussing FREAKS AND GEEKS (1999).

tv & film tv reviews

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00:51:37

6x3 - I'll Call You (Mustache) - Chessgame, 3 of 6

Onesies ·

2023/05/15

Another week, another... good hour of television? Tune in and find out what Emily and Andrew thinking--other than Terence Stamp and Robin Sachs are super-sexy, of course, which is 24.3% of the show. But there's mystery--and espionage--and good television afoot.

01:08:12

6x2 - Don't Tease (The Czar) - Chessgame (1983) - 2 of 6

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2023/05/07

Emily and Andrew once again find themselves trying to suss out good television and, even with the racism, sexism, and general bigotry, find it hard to complain too much about eighties anti-James Bond James Bond. They do have a lot to say about outfits, saucy British television, as well as MI-5 work ethic.

01:00:27

6x1 - Don't Google (No Heroes) - Chessgame (1983)

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2023/04/30

No Dracula: The Series jokes, folks, because we've moved on! Finally! Emily and Andrew head back to 1983 Britain for some CHESSGAME, starring Terence Stamp (don't google him and brexit btw), some other people not to google, maybe one person you can google, and lots of talk about espionage, commercial breaks, and, sadly, commonplace bigotry. But it's a good show. We barely remember what those are.

00:43:18

5x21 - No Place to Be a Man - Dracula: The Series, 21...

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2023/04/23

Emily and Andrew celebrate the final episode of DRACULA: THE SERIES with... an admiration for the episode? Tune in to find out how bad they've got the Stockholm Syndrome, listen as they discuss continuity, scary bad guys, and unlocked castles. AND they announce next season's show!

00:33:18

5×20 - Rarebit Fiend - Dracula: The Series (1990), 20...

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2023/04/16

It's the penultimate episode of season five, which means Emily and Andrew are almost done with DRACULA: THE SERIES! For their coverage of the-second-to-last episode--a clip show--they do an audio commentary because the thought of watching it straight was way too daunting. Listen as they predict all the twists and turns, but do get to see Geordie Johnson get a lot better over time....

00:47:40

5x19 - Hot, and Steamy - Dracula: The Series (1990),...

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2023/04/10

Emily and Andrew find the Stockholm Syndrome has entirely set in, just when they're almost done, as they... enjoy?... appreciate?... savor?... the episode. There's some really bad stuff, obviously, but there's also Hot and Steamy Schnitzel and more good(!?!?!) Geordie Johnson Dracula? Dig on in, y'all.

00:44:37

5x18 - Dracula: The Series (1990), 18 of 21

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2023/04/02

Now decidedly in DTS's "end game," Emily and Andrew discover the series does indeed improve... or at least finds its most successful tone. Listen as they discuss the lack of I LOVE LUCY references, bad CASABLANCA ones, Stephen King zingers, bad acting (of course), and much more.

00:39:34

5x17 - Dracula: The Series (1990), 17 of 21

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2023/03/26

It's the episode Emily and Andrew really haven't been asking for, but knew was inevitable--the return of "Mr. Perfect" Geraint Wyn Davies. Listen as they discuss new lows in bad acting, why the graveyard guy from episode two can't return, episodes airing out of order, and the intellectual potential of dust mites.

00:39:37

5x16 - Dracula: The Series (1990), 16 of 21

Onesies ·

2023/03/19

After reminding everyone there are only five more episodes of DRACULA (which requires Andrew to relearn counting), hosts Emily and Andrew dig in and start talking background extras, Luxembourg old folks homes, George Bernard Shaw, and much more.

00:47:48

5x15 - Dracula: The Series (1990), 15 of 21

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2023/03/12

Emily and Andrew dig into the latest installment of DRACULA's multi-episode arc, which has promptly forgetten the first couple installments, but Emily and Andrew can't. The memories are seared in. Listen as they discuss--once again--adults as the romantic interests for fourteen year-olds, lots of plot, and... better direction?

00:41:40

5×14 - Dracula: The Series (1990), 14 of 21

Onesies ·

2023/03/06

Emily and Andrew get the episode they'd been waiting for and immediately regret thinking the show could pull it off. Even if Max is less annoying than usual. The other actors more than make up for him. But at least it's not AS creepy as last episode. It's creepy, to be sure. But not AS creepy.

00:50:49

5×13 - Dracula: The Series (1990), 13 of 21

Onesies ·

2023/02/26

Emily and Andrew are sad to discover Dracula can still surprise them, especially when it involves untrustworthy medical professionals, rare blood diseases, icky groomers, and, of course, "Name that Polka!"

00:39:34

5x12 - Dracula: The Series (1990), 12 of 21

Onesies ·

2023/02/19

Emily and Andrew find themselves less than tickled with this episode, featuring the initially unwanted return of a guest star from before, only then they turn out to be so much better than anyone else. The saddest part if when our unflappable hosts realize they've got another 9 episodes.

00:45:45

5x11 - Dracula: The Series (1990), 11 of 21

Onesies ·

2023/02/12

Let's do the time warp again! Or, at least Andrew's convinced these episodes aired out of order (the proof is in the poloraids)! Listen as Emily and Andrew discuss whether or not grown women creeping on teenagers is better or worse when it's not sapphic (but still male gaze-y), Uncle Gustav's terrible vampire hunting, what Canadians talk aboot, and Max's #$%@&ing fedora.

00:47:49

5x10 - Dracula: The Series (1990), 10 of 21

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2023/02/05

After the episode impresses Emily and Andrew with the ability to pan the camera three whole times, they immediately get depressed and disgusted, both by the "rock and roll" subplot, but mostly the felonious male gaze groomer A plot.

00:48:06

5×9 - Dracula: The Series (1990), 9 of 21

Onesies ·

2023/01/30

Emily and Andrew once again leave DRACULA unconvinced of the show's conceits, this time involving psychics, Uncle Gustav being a desired television guest, and Dracula's ability to consume Orville Redenbacher's (sadly in not in a lewd way). But they do like adorable lagomorphs.

00:48:42

5×8 - Dracula: The Series (1990), 8 of 21

Onesies ·

2023/01/22

In another startling development... Emily and Andrew discover, under the right circumstances, the show can be downright charming and delightful. Albeit only when guest mom is Dracula's bride and ready to destroy the regular cast but still. Who knew? Join them for a spirited discussion of power suits, capitalist greed, and the smell of decaying flesh. Oh, and t-shirts! https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Lucard-by-Van-Gogh-by-visualreflux/137880561.2UAKP

00:39:24

5x7 - Dracula: The Series (1990), 7 of 21

Onesies ·

2023/01/15

In a surprise twist, Emily and Andrew find themselves unironically praising some of this episode. But heaping on the praise (for special guest star Kim Coates). They also talk about toxic whiny boys, bad acting, Canadian accents, bad Canadian accent acting, and much more.

00:46:04

5x6 - Dracula: The Series (1990), 6 of 21

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2023/01/08

Emily and Andrew celebrate St. George's Eve early this year with a very special family-focused episode of DRACULA: THE SERIES. Listen as Emily delights in Geraint Wyn Davies's over-"acting", as Andrew threatens to make her watch NICK KNIGHT for more of it, and they both wonder why the show avoids having female guest stars. Other than the obvious reasons.

00:47:38

5×5 - Dracula: The Series (1990), 5 of 21

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2023/01/03

Featuring a very special guest star (in other words, Emily couldn't edit out a cat cameo)! Join Emily and Andrew in their first episode of 2023, which Emily didn't enjoy anywhere near as much as Andrew, though he's convinced it's because she missed a vital part of the final showdown!

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