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Movie Mastery

Jef Aldrich and Jon Taylor

Jef and Jon review movies by randomly rolling on an audience-submitted list.

tv & film film reviews

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75:54

Movie Mastery – Bad Hair (2020)

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2020/10/30

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/10/movie-mastery-bad-hair.mp3 A Horrortoberfest special with guest star Chanel from the Arms of the Tide podcast. Thankfully the episode isn’t just two white dudes talking about a very specifically Black woman issue turned into horror movie,. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

69:15

Movie Mastery – Deadcon (2019)

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2020/10/16

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/10/movie-mastery-deadcon.mp3 You ever wonder what would happen if the internet was haunted and social media was out to get you? Me too. Unfortunately, this movie doesn’t do that and instead is just a haunted hotel room at VidCon. Spooooooky. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

67:48

Movie Mastery – The Whispering Man (2019)

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2020/10/01

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/10/movie-mastery-the-whispering-man.mp3 Welcome to Day 1 of Horrortoberfest 2020, the year that’s already scary enough that doing this is actually a relief. Get ready for a big heaping helping of nothing as this found footage film tries to scare you with the sound of a guy not able to catch his breath. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

67:20

Movie Mastery – The Shaggy D.A. (1976)

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2020/09/18

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/09/movie-mastery-the-shaggy-d.a.-1976.mp3 The sequel to the movie that came out almost 20 years before this because “Hollywood has run out of ideas” is nothing new. Whacky hijinks abound in this comedy with a very strangely dark turn towards the end,. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

64:42

Movie Mastery – The Punisher (1989)

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2020/09/05

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/09/movie-mastery-the-punisher-1989.mp3 At the same time that Batman was set to make his dark entrance onto the big screen; Marvel was looking to put up their own brooding man with no super powers. But this movie has an R rating so you know it fucks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

85:28

Movie Mastery – Nick Fury Agent of SHIELD (1998)

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2020/08/21

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/08/movie-mastery-nick-fury-1998.mp3 Before Samuel L. Jackson came along and made the character into the badass we know today; David Hasselhoff made the character into a weird Boomer Dad fantasy featuring some truly atrocious acting and directing choices. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

73:06

Movie Mastery – Hulk (2003)

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2020/08/07

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/08/movie-mastery-hulk-2003.mp3 Before Ruffalo. Before Norton. After Ferrigno. There was Bana. In the role he was hired to play: A very boring scientist that turns into Shrek and fights his dad who is also a cloud now. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

73:39

Movie Mastery – eXistenZ (1999)

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2020/07/23

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/07/movie-mastery-existenz.mp3 Have you ever wondered what it would be like if Total Recall and The Matrix got all Cronenberged up? Here it is but it’s kind of strange you were wondering that at all. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

64:33

Movie Mastery – America 3000 (1986)

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2020/07/10

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/07/movie-mastery-america-3000.mp3 Neggy more must you wait for us to scan this hot plastic movie. It’s a new tomorrow and we are here to guide all you plugots and frals to a new comb. Words! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

62:03

Movie Mastery – Monsturd (2003)

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2020/06/25

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/06/movie-mastery-monsturd.mp3 I’ll spare you a description riddled with poop jokes since that’s pretty much all going to happen in the podcast. It’s a low budget horror movie about a poop monster, there’s not a lot else to say. For bonus TV Mastery content, head over to https://www.patreon.com/posts/38619168 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

69:04

Movie Mastery – Knights of Badassdom (2013)

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2020/06/11

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/06/movie-mastery-knights-of-badassdom.mp3 You might think that a movie like this is going to cater to our specific interests. The truth is that it is mostly laughing at nerds instead of with nerds. And that’s our job, so back off. Also be sure to check out our new bonus content over at our Patreon page here Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

69:18

Movie Mastery – BMX Bandits (1982)

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2020/05/28

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/05/movie-mastery-bmx-bandits.mp3 It’s the 80’s in Australia and there is nothing cooler than riding BMX bikes, stealing shit you find that is obviously someone else’s, and having the worst imaginable hair. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

60:32

Movie Mastery – Clockstoppers (2002)

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2020/05/15

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/05/movie-mastery-clockstoppers-2002.mp3 Go back in time with us and see the pure distillation of early 2000’s culture into a single movie. This one checks all the boxes of what a movie aimed at kids would have and also gets to drag around poor French Stewart. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

81:05

Movie Mastery – Cool as Ice (1991)

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2020/04/30

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/04/movie-mastery-cool-as-ice-1991-1.mp3 Like most other movies starring a celebrity that isn’t an actor, this is mostly just a vanity project that has no redeeming aspects. Plus, as a romantic(?) comedy(?), the main character gets to be a super creepy asshole and the love interest thinks it’s endearing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

80:28

Movie Mastery – Descendants (2015)

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2020/04/18

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/04/movie-mastery-descendants-2015.mp3 Over a year ago I was at a Baskin-Robbins with Jef when I saw a cake theme in their book of birthday cake options that was apparently themed around Disney villain children going to high school together. This confounded me and now I can say that seeing it is no less baffling. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

82:16

Movie Mastery – Bee Movie (2007) But This Time it’s...

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2020/04/02

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/04/movie-mastery-bee-movie-for-reals.mp3 Barry B. Benson is no ordinary bee. He’s a shitty bee you immediately hate. Let’s follow along with his entitled crusade to become a lawyer and sue for all the honey he never worked for anyway, and sort of kind of falls in love with a human? Also was this movie just made to throw a few paychecks to NBC alumni? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

14:38

Movie Mastery – Bee Movie (2007) but Every Time We...

Movie Mastery ·

2020/04/01

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/03/movie-mastery-bee-movie-2007.mp3 Barry B. Benson is no ordinary bee. He’s a shitty bee you immediately hate. Let’s follow along with his entitled crusade to become a lawyer and sue for all the honey he never worked for anyway, and sort of kind of falls in love with a human? Also every time we say “Bee” the review starts going faster. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

76:18

Movie Mastery – Captain America (1979)

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2020/03/19

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/03/movie-mastery-captain-america-1979.mp3 Since we were supposed to go see a superhero movie in the theaters this week but couldn’t because of global pandemic, we decided to finally sit down and watch Reb Brown in all his glory as Captain America. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

80:26

Movie Mastery – Shock Treatment (1981)

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2020/03/04

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/03/movie-mastery-shock-treatment.mp3 The black hole of shitty musicals has yet to release us from its gravity well and has instead dragged special guest Claire down into the muck with us. This is the sequel(?) to Rocky Horror kind of and also just bad. Enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

79:26

In Theaters Now – Sonic the Hedgehog

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2020/02/21

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/02/movie-mastery-sonic-the-hedgehog.mp3 After a much-hated initial design, Sonic is back with a less horror inducing look and a strange obsession with preaching the inherent superiority of “small town ideals”. Also, I guess he has lightning powers now so there’s that. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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