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I Am The Cute One

Welcome to I Am The Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe. Each week, Donny Hadfield (Lea Michele Book Club President) and Chelsea Rivers (Man Hating Gemini) will chat movies and gossip about pop culture and current events, but mostly they"ll overshare, trauma dump, and embarrass themselves publicly! So if talking sh*t is your love language, smash that subscribe button and let"s get ~*cUtE*~

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57:11

Little Black Book (The Cuties Traumatize Their Exes!)

I Am The Cute One ·

2024/09/09

Brittany Murphy isn’t the only crazy bxtch in this episode, Cuties. Little Black Book may have had Chelsea pacing through her house, but it’s nothing compared to how she and Donny have made their exes sweat in the past. However… that’s nothing compared to Donny actively bleeding from the head through this recording. It may cost $450 to rent a moon bounce, but that won’t stop this duo from getting one (and a lie detector test.) Also, can we remake Gilmore Girls starring Holly Hunter? (While we’re at

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39:18

TGIF 9/6/24: Psychics and Sex Clubs, One Tree Hill...

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2024/09/06

Happy Friday, Cuties and Fallen Angels! You should be successful 100% of the time, so we hope you want to be thrown in chaos right now… because this episode will make sure you’re successful at it. Get felt up in an escape room for an hour and pull up a chair because this week was full of headlines: the anniversary of Obama’s tan suit, the Beetlejuice Beetlejuice premiere, the end of brat summer, and strange noises coming from Butch Wilmore’s stranded Boeing ship. Then, Chelsea lies about being a

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56:37

Mystery Men (The Cuties Eat Mayo!)

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2024/09/02

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38:51

TGIF 8/30/24: Tom Girardi is Guilty, Channing Tatum...

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2024/08/30

Now that the horse party is over, silence is officially upon us, but not for long if Donny gets his way and shouts slurs at the start of every episode. And if Chelsea gets her way… you’ll be seeing a lot of raccoons. But besides that, the US Open began, Oasis is possibly reuniting, and a Baywatch documentary premiered. Also, Chelsea only had to bring up Truman Capote once to get Donny interested in the Haley Jakobson “Old Enough” drama. Also, Channing Tatum doesn’t do laundry. Or didn’t in 1999

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49:30

Clueless (w/ Dakota Wright)

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2024/08/27

Best is different than favorite, but Dakota Wright is here to prove that Clueless is both! While Dakota is our self-identified Cher, Donny shares how he would get extra credit by telling his teachers he was getting extra credit. Then, the three discuss the worst mid-party makeovers, cooking on dates, backseat drivers, and failing the driver's test. Also, Chelsea reveals more family secrets. If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or

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39:25

TGIF 8/23/24: Shannon Beador vs. Jesus Jugs, The...

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2024/08/23

Chelsea is still relaxing (or painting?!) after her weekend off and Donny is lying to his friends about the movies he watches, but the news cycle doesn’t stop. And so the cuties discuss Jennifer Lopez, Trump being tricked by AI, The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, and Bravo hot topics. Also, cockroaches have returned back to work, and Blake Lively must be protected!If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way

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58:09

American Pie w/ Emily Hanks (The Cuties Suck Off a...

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2024/08/19

This week, Donny and Chelsea are joined by Emily Hanks, host of She's Speaking, to cover American Pie. The movie may not be mean (thanks, Rog!), but it is... a lot of other bad things (this movie... does not age well, even though there's only a few pie thrusts!) The three relive their worst bedroom experiences and discuss fuzzy porn, hot cartoon characters, and which household items can be used as... toys. Also, Emily shares behind the scenes stories from the movie and her bedroom antics with

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35:29

TGIF 8/16/24: Alyssa Milano on Broadway, Astronauts...

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2024/08/16

TGIF, Cuties! In a week full of “It Ends With Us” drama, the end of the Olympics and a new Bachelor, Chelsea is binge watching WWE clips and coming fresh from Newport News after hanging out with Cuties who were bored by her presence while Donny is flushing his green poops, chowing down on ring bologna, and living his “Dance Moms” fantasies. Also, astronauts are stuck in space (not like Sandra Bullock) and the D23 Expo brought us news of a Coco ride (with too many skeletons). And before you go - are

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57:14

Garden State w/ Troy McEady (The Cuties Make An...

I Am The Cute One ·

2024/08/12

Donny and Chelsea give an important announcement (listen to the first 5 minutes!)Then, Chelsea flourishes when she discovers she has a friend in Troy McEady, who also made "Garden State" his entire personality in the early aughts. They discuss manic pixie dream girls, The Drew Barrymore Show, naming pets, and Donny's (former) Asian grandmother. Also, Chelsea *accidentally* did more drugs as a youth. Surprise! This episode was originally aired in June of 2023 For bonus episodes and unedited &

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35:18

TGIF 8/9/24: Tampon Tim, RHONJ Hot Takes, Tik Tok...

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2024/08/09

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57:57

The Witches w/ Dara Laine Sussman (The Cuties Love...

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2024/08/05

This week, the Cute Ones recap “The Witches,” a movie that defined Chelsea’s personality and inspired her tramp stamp, with Dara Laine Sussman. Roald Dahl’s books are for little freaks, and Donny, Chelsea, and Dara prove they fit right in with their stories of hamster haircuts, parakeet mating rituals, British mice, and Philadelphia’s Disney vault. The trio also perform an in-depth analysis on the heavy crotch work in this film, and Chelsea unlocks a vault of her own to reveal something none of us

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40:37

TGIF 8/2/24: Defending JD Vance, Trolling Candace...

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2024/08/02

Happy August, Cuties! Donny’s had a rough day (or six months), but nothing could have prepared him for the questions he was asked at the Ludacris concert. Meanwhile, Chelsea and Dr. Bald have officially become disciples (not for Jesus, but for Julie Chen, so… pretty close). Besides that big news, Ashley Tisdale has gone platinum, Carrie Bradshaw and St. Louise reunited in Paris, and JD Vance fxcked a couch (LEAVE HIM ALONE!) Also, the Olympics is war propaganda.If today's episode makes you laugh

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55:58

The Other Sister (The Cuties Take an Elevator to Hell!)

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2024/07/29

Please rise for the National Anthem! The 1st Annual Morally Corrupt Month has officially come to an end with recap of a movie Roger Ebert had A LOT to say about, "The Other Sister." After offending the un-footed community, Chelsea remembers she's a grown up and describes the out of shape ghoul haunting her neighborhood. Meanwhile, Donny's former flings may not be alive, but his current lovers ARE patriotic... just stay away from the ones wearing yellow shirts. So sh*t on a stick, remember to get

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34:29

TGIF 7/26/24: Big Brother Tea, Pissing Off Trixie...

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2024/07/26

Chelsea and Donny may busy being empathetic, trolling Trixie Mattel's fans and getting thicker cvm, but besides that, Donny worked the Big Brother 26 premiere party and Chelsea survived the Microsoft crash. Once they're finished talking about themselves, they discuss Jojo Siwa, the I Know What You Did Last Summer reboot, chickens laying yummy yummy bread, and the 20th Anniversary "re-release" of Ashlee Simpson's Autobiography album (you can keep the re-release, but give us a tour!)Thanks to

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57:30

I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry (The Cuties Go To a...

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2024/07/22

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36:00

TGIF 7/19/24: Rude AF Celebrity Encounters, Lindsay...

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2024/07/19

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58:03

Shallow Hal (The Cuties Flick Their Butt Flaps!)

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2024/07/15

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26:59

TGIF 7/12/24: How YOU Doin???? (Unsolicited,...

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2024/07/12

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59:52

REPLAY: Never Been Kissed w/ Christine Biancavilla...

I Am The Cute One ·

2024/07/08

Chelsea and Donny couldn't celebrate Morally Corrupt Month without featuring THEE most morally corrupt movie of all time: Never Been Kissed. Relive this episode with Christine Biancavilla as the Cute Ones discuss the best SNL casts, Dunkin Donuts parking lots, a cancellable statement about Gen Z, and the power of "No Scrubs."(This episode originally aired February 6, 2022.) If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the

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35:28

TGIF 7/5/24: Gender Neutral Bathrooms Are Ruining...

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2024/07/05

The day we knew would come has come at last: not the end of Chelchella or Pride; no, Charlotte the Stingray has passed. While the Cute Ones put on their tinfoil hats to figure out why, they also discuss Chelsea’s tornado-ridden trip to Florida (you can see the wreckage on TikTok!) and Donny’s Pride weekend (you can see the wreckage in the gender neutral restroom at Boxers!) Also, they ponder the best way to mourn a cat, brainstorm what theme party they’d throw if they had Kardashian money (PUT YOUR

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