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I Am The Cute One

Welcome to I Am The Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe. Each week, Donny Hadfield (Lea Michele Book Club President) and Chelsea Rivers (Man Hating Gemini) will chat movies and gossip about pop culture and current events, but mostly they"ll overshare, trauma dump, and embarrass themselves publicly! So if talking sh*t is your love language, smash that subscribe button and let"s get ~*cUtE*~

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59:26

Daybreakers (The Cuties Drag J.K. Rowling!)

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2024/10/07

Chelsea’s costume may not have arrived in time for today’s recording, but perhaps it’s fate as it led to her dressing as the best movie character of all time. This week, the two watch “Daybreakers,” which leads Donny to explain why he’d be the Paris Hilton of vampires as Chelsea… goes on a Justin Bieber deep dive? Then, they brainstorm where they’d hide during the apocalypse and rate what makes the best kind of man: one with an older brother or one with an older sister. Then, Chelsea teaches Donny

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41:07

TGIF 10/4/24: RHOSLC Taglines, Will and Harper, Mean...

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2024/10/04

It’s October 3rd, Cuties (well, it was) and Chelsea isn’t wearing pink, but she is speaking like the Queen of England in hopes that her children will listen to her, and Donny is trying to figure out if he’s a bad person. When Chelsea wasn’t doing accent work, she’s been watching “Will & Harper” and Donny has a new favorite book that he hasn’t read, “Disney High: The Untold Story of the Rise and Fall of Disney Channel’s Tween Empire.” Besides that, this week brought us the trailer to “Are You Smarter

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59:23

Beetlejuice (The Cuties Write a P0rno!)

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2024/09/30

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, butt juice! This week, the Cute Ones answer important life questions: Is being called Diane Lane a compliment? Is Beetlejuice’s hair just a Ben Franklin wig? And most importantly - Can horse girls be goth girls? Besides that, the duo discuss where they’d haunt if they were ghosts, how intolerable undead theater kids would be, and the worst place to wait in line. Spinning head.If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on

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37:25

TGIF 9/27/24: M Night Shyamalan's "Trap," Skinned...

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2024/09/27

Chelsea may be out for revenge, but Donny is out for knee surgery after sliding across the floor at the Disney rave. In this episode, Chelsea educates Donny on heterosexual sex and he educates her on Imodium use before they discuss the twists (or lack thereof) in “Blink Twice” and M. Night’s “Trap.” (Justice for Lady Raven!) They also dive into “Scream” and “I Know What You Did Last Summer” reboot news and Stephen Baldwin’s digs about Leonardo DiCaprio. If today's episode makes you laugh or

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55:36

Swim Fan (The Cuties Start a Cult!)

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2024/09/23

Once the Cute Ones fight about Lifetime movie look-a-likes and Tony Danza appearing gay, they spend the time figuring out who is the Crazy One as they cover the 2002 feminist flop, Swimfan. They spend the hour comparing their motives for being nuts, contemplating if Donny is having a midlife crisis, praying for the release of Jesse BRadford and Azealia Banks’ leaked tapes, and arguing with Gen Z about their hatred of sex. Then, Chelsea talks about her hatred of gold jewelry while Donny shames

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37:47

TGIF 9/20/24: Trump vs. Taylor Swift, Pixar is Toxic,...

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2024/09/20

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59:07

The House Bunny (The Cuties Love Feminism!)

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2024/09/16

After watching a movie that somehow Chelsea and Donny both enjoyed this week, Chelsea tries to ruin it by talking about feminism right off the bat. Unfortunately for her, this movie has a second message that Donny can fully support. But the duo bonds over learning lyrics, their origin story, Donny’s history with Chris Daughtry, and the way to impress them at karaoke. Also, if you recently meant Chelsea, she is keeping a burn book about you. Finally, the Cute Ones brainstorm how they would have got

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41:27

TGIF 9/13/24: The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives,...

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2024/09/13

Chelsea and Donny are trying to be grown ups this week, including not soiling themselves, doing some banking, contemplating getting a kitten, and having A-Ha moments. This week also brought us the Presidential debate, the VMAs, Rachel Zoe’s divorce, and Kendrick Lamar being announced as the Super Bowl halftime performer, but the duo won’t be talking about that - instead, Donny finds an excuse to discuss JonBenet Ramsey and the new Brandy movie, and Chelsea has been binge watching “The Secret Lives

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57:11

Little Black Book (The Cuties Traumatize Their Exes!)

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2024/09/09

Brittany Murphy isn’t the only crazy bxtch in this episode, Cuties. Little Black Book may have had Chelsea pacing through her house, but it’s nothing compared to how she and Donny have made their exes sweat in the past. However… that’s nothing compared to Donny actively bleeding from the head through this recording. It may cost $450 to rent a moon bounce, but that won’t stop this duo from getting one (and a lie detector test.) Also, can we remake Gilmore Girls starring Holly Hunter? (While we’re at

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39:18

TGIF 9/6/24: Psychics and Sex Clubs, One Tree Hill...

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2024/09/06

Happy Friday, Cuties and Fallen Angels! You should be successful 100% of the time, so we hope you want to be thrown in chaos right now… because this episode will make sure you’re successful at it. Get felt up in an escape room for an hour and pull up a chair because this week was full of headlines: the anniversary of Obama’s tan suit, the Beetlejuice Beetlejuice premiere, the end of brat summer, and strange noises coming from Butch Wilmore’s stranded Boeing ship. Then, Chelsea lies about being a

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56:37

Mystery Men (The Cuties Eat Mayo!)

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2024/09/02

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38:51

TGIF 8/30/24: Tom Girardi is Guilty, Channing Tatum...

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2024/08/30

Now that the horse party is over, silence is officially upon us, but not for long if Donny gets his way and shouts slurs at the start of every episode. And if Chelsea gets her way… you’ll be seeing a lot of raccoons. But besides that, the US Open began, Oasis is possibly reuniting, and a Baywatch documentary premiered. Also, Chelsea only had to bring up Truman Capote once to get Donny interested in the Haley Jakobson “Old Enough” drama. Also, Channing Tatum doesn’t do laundry. Or didn’t in 1999

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49:30

Clueless (w/ Dakota Wright)

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2024/08/27

Best is different than favorite, but Dakota Wright is here to prove that Clueless is both! While Dakota is our self-identified Cher, Donny shares how he would get extra credit by telling his teachers he was getting extra credit. Then, the three discuss the worst mid-party makeovers, cooking on dates, backseat drivers, and failing the driver's test. Also, Chelsea reveals more family secrets. If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or

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39:25

TGIF 8/23/24: Shannon Beador vs. Jesus Jugs, The...

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2024/08/23

Chelsea is still relaxing (or painting?!) after her weekend off and Donny is lying to his friends about the movies he watches, but the news cycle doesn’t stop. And so the cuties discuss Jennifer Lopez, Trump being tricked by AI, The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, and Bravo hot topics. Also, cockroaches have returned back to work, and Blake Lively must be protected!If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way

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58:09

American Pie w/ Emily Hanks (The Cuties Suck Off a...

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2024/08/19

This week, Donny and Chelsea are joined by Emily Hanks, host of She's Speaking, to cover American Pie. The movie may not be mean (thanks, Rog!), but it is... a lot of other bad things (this movie... does not age well, even though there's only a few pie thrusts!) The three relive their worst bedroom experiences and discuss fuzzy porn, hot cartoon characters, and which household items can be used as... toys. Also, Emily shares behind the scenes stories from the movie and her bedroom antics with

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35:29

TGIF 8/16/24: Alyssa Milano on Broadway, Astronauts...

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2024/08/16

TGIF, Cuties! In a week full of “It Ends With Us” drama, the end of the Olympics and a new Bachelor, Chelsea is binge watching WWE clips and coming fresh from Newport News after hanging out with Cuties who were bored by her presence while Donny is flushing his green poops, chowing down on ring bologna, and living his “Dance Moms” fantasies. Also, astronauts are stuck in space (not like Sandra Bullock) and the D23 Expo brought us news of a Coco ride (with too many skeletons). And before you go - are

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57:14

Garden State w/ Troy McEady (The Cuties Make An...

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2024/08/12

Donny and Chelsea give an important announcement (listen to the first 5 minutes!)Then, Chelsea flourishes when she discovers she has a friend in Troy McEady, who also made "Garden State" his entire personality in the early aughts. They discuss manic pixie dream girls, The Drew Barrymore Show, naming pets, and Donny's (former) Asian grandmother. Also, Chelsea *accidentally* did more drugs as a youth. Surprise! This episode was originally aired in June of 2023 For bonus episodes and unedited &

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35:18

TGIF 8/9/24: Tampon Tim, RHONJ Hot Takes, Tik Tok...

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2024/08/09

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57:57

The Witches w/ Dara Laine Sussman (The Cuties Love...

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2024/08/05

This week, the Cute Ones recap “The Witches,” a movie that defined Chelsea’s personality and inspired her tramp stamp, with Dara Laine Sussman. Roald Dahl’s books are for little freaks, and Donny, Chelsea, and Dara prove they fit right in with their stories of hamster haircuts, parakeet mating rituals, British mice, and Philadelphia’s Disney vault. The trio also perform an in-depth analysis on the heavy crotch work in this film, and Chelsea unlocks a vault of her own to reveal something none of us

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40:37

TGIF 8/2/24: Defending JD Vance, Trolling Candace...

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2024/08/02

Happy August, Cuties! Donny’s had a rough day (or six months), but nothing could have prepared him for the questions he was asked at the Ludacris concert. Meanwhile, Chelsea and Dr. Bald have officially become disciples (not for Jesus, but for Julie Chen, so… pretty close). Besides that big news, Ashley Tisdale has gone platinum, Carrie Bradshaw and St. Louise reunited in Paris, and JD Vance fxcked a couch (LEAVE HIM ALONE!) Also, the Olympics is war propaganda.If today's episode makes you laugh

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