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A Tale of Two Games: An Anguish-Filled Vanquish...

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2022/05/22

On this episode of Attack the Backlog, I slide my way through an average game before discovering the game I played is completely different from the game others have played, except the only way to know it's different is by being told it's different. Why? Because the game itself tells you nothing. Confused? Welcome to the club--the, "I played Vanquish, but I didn't really play Vanquish" club--it's quite crowded in here and y'all know how I feel about crowds, so hopefully this episode helps you

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Just 'Cause 3's My Favorite Number Doesn't Mean Just...

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2022/05/08

On this episode of Attack the Backlog, I blow up everything but dolls in Just Cause 3, a game where you cause mayhem and destruction...just 'cause. This marks a first for Attack the Backlog. This is the first time I've ever gone back into my backlog to finish an old save, instead of restarting a game from the beginning (if it's something I've played before, but never finished). I won't go into further detail here--I have to leave some reason for you to check out the episode (in case my sultry voice

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How Returnal Went From an All-Time Great to a Game...

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2022/04/24

On this episode of Attack the Backlog, I go on a roller coaster of love to like with Returnal, a third-person roguelite shooter that takes a lot inspiration from shmups and successfully translates it to a 3D environment. The gameplay is sublime, but because of the way it's structured, the game doesn't respect your time. What could have been one of my favorite games of all-time is, instead, just a game I liked and, well, that's fine.

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I Thought Going Commando Was Supposed to Be One of...

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2022/04/10

On this episode of Attack the Backlog, I return to the world of Ratchet & Clank withRatchet & Clank: Going Commando. I went in with the highest of expectations and left with the saddest of realizations: I, maybe, don't like Ratchet & Clank. I loved the original game when I played it so many years ago and loved the reboot/remake, but, until now, those were the only Ratchet & Clank games I've played. Going Commando was my return to a series I thought I'd continue loving; however, what

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Ghost of Tsushima is Delicious Like Ma's Sushi, Man |...

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2022/03/27

On this episode of Attack the Backlog, watch as I duel and reviewel my way through the beautiful forests and valleys of Ghost of Tsushima, a game where you play as a samurai fighting against tradition in order to bring freedom and peace to Japan. If that sounds like your jam, I can't recommend it highly enough. I may sound negative at times in the review, but my experience was unique as outside influences affected me more than usual. Despite all that, I still had a great time, adding yet another

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Call of Juarez: The What the Hell Were They Thinking...

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2022/03/13

On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc puts on their best Obama mask and gets high as a kite while burning fields of dreams in Call of Juarez: The Cartel, the kind of dreams that only weed can make true, especially when playing a game that's worst that poo. The Cartel is a bad game in so many ways and the kind of game that leaves you constantly asking why as you play. Call of Juarez: The Cartel originally came out on July 19, 2011, for PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360, with a PC release a few months

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Tentacles May Suck, But Octodad Most Certainly Does...

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2022/02/28

On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc stays sweet and wholesome instead of tying hens whiletentacling some holes, son, inOctodad: Dadliest Catch, a game where you play as an octopus who marries a human woman with two human children (who are never explained) and has a penchant for making a mess wherever he goes, delightfully so.Octodad originally came out on January 30, 2014, for PC and later made his way to everything else, from PS4 andXbox One, to iOS and Android, and even the Vita and Wii

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Night Trap? More Like Night Mirror If You Know What I...

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2022/02/14

On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc spies on teenage girls while trapping vampire ninjas inNight Trap, an FMV game that's pretty stupid and infamous for its help in creating the ESRB thanks to having scenes that were considered, "sexually suggestive and exploitive."Night Traporiginally came out on October 15, 1992, for Sega CD and has since been released on a handful of other platforms, including, most recently, the Switch, PS4, and Vita (yep, even the Vita).Anyway, something-something, I

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Is Super Mario 3D World My New Favorite Mario Game?!...

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2022/01/30

On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc furries it up with their best cat suit as the run, jump, and butt stomp their way through the worlds ofSuper Mario 3D World, a Mario game no one played when it originally came out that found a second life on the Switch (like every Wii U game) and is probably the closest we'll ever get to a proper Super Mario Bros. 2 sequel, which, if you know me, is a very good thing. Super Mario 3D World originally came out on November 22, 2013, for Wii U, but no one

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When Max Payne Became Max on Fire | Attack the Backlog

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2022/01/16

On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc falls down left and right and struggles to regain their footing in Max Payne 3, a game that is technically a Max Payne game, but feels more like a Man of Fire game than a Max Payne game, sans the Walken, but not the walking. Anyway, something-something, cleaning the Jersey shore with my fists and nothing more, cheers and enjoy the...wait for it...show.Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. You can get an even more in-depth discussion by listening to the

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Yakuza Kiwami Is a Yet Another Majimezingly Good Time...

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2022/01/02

On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Majima is everywhere in town and Marc is nowhere to be found inYakuza Kiwami, a a remake of the first game in the Yakuza series that adds more than just a fresh coat of paint and the original Japanese voice acting, making it worth playing for both new fans and olds fans alike. Anyway, something-something, that's not a deer, that's just Majima in costume, no cap, he literally is everywhere, cheers and enjoy the...wait for it...show. Anyway, that's it and that's

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PUBG? More like POO POO PEE PEE, Am I Right?! |...

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2021/12/19

On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc throws apples at anything and everything while waiting to die so they can throw even more apples in PUBG, a game people like to say started the whole battle royale thing even though it didn't. But whatever. It's an okay game, I guess, but it's no Apex Legends, so who cares, eh. Am I right or am I right? Spoilers: I am so very, very right. Anyway, something-something, people be camping and I can't stand it, cheers and enjoy the...wait for it...show. Anyway,

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Nights into Dreams Was No Dream, But a Nightmare for...

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2021/12/05

On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc spins, twirls, and stumbles their way through the skies and waters of Nights into Dreams, a game that's more nightmarish than dreamy with only a fantastic soundtrack making up for what is otherwise a terrible game. Anyway, something-something, feels like a good night for a curse, but I guess things could be worse, cheers and enjoy the...wait for it...show. Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. You can get an even more in-depth discussion by listening to

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It Won’t Be Alien for You to Rage While Playing Alien...

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2021/11/21

On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc rages through these corridors, those corridors, and morridors in Alien Rage, a game about raging as you try and kill every alien before they kill you first! It's a fitting title for a shitty title in this episode with the witty title; by the way, when I was a kid, I performed in a piano recital. Anyway, something-something, pretty cheap and awfully weak, cheers and enjoy the...wait for it...show! Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. You can get an even

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Five Dates at Freddy's This Is Not, but a Good Time...

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2021/11/07

On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc goes on a handful of online dates in Five Dates, a game about, well, online dating that is, surprisingly, nowhere near as cringey as it could have been. Your buddy may be a bit of a weirdo creep, but the dates you go on are far from weird and creepy, so if you want that online dating action without actually online dating, Five Dates is the game for you!Anyway, something-something, Shaina is the best, don't settle for anyone less, cheers and enjoy

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Five Nights Since Freddy Got Fingered for Being a...

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2021/10/24

On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc shows just how much they're willing to do for a Patron, shitting their pants, making no kind of sanse, all while spying on murderous furry robots in Five Nights at Freddy's, a game that takes Chuck E. Cheese and changes it to Fuck U. Please!Anyway, something-something, it was a self-induced hell, but only lasted a spell, cheers and enjoy the...wait for it...show! Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. You can get an even more in-depth discussion by

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Descending Down Hills Without a Water Bottle in Sight...

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2021/10/10

On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc descends down hills while dehydrated in Descenders, a game all about dominating mountains one course at a time, lest you fail and have to start over from the beginning. It's basically a downhill mountain biking roguelike and it's super rad.Anyway, something-something, I just want a new Downhill Domination, come on world, it's never too late son, cheers and enjoy the...wait for it...show! Anyway, that's it and that's all folks. You can get an even more

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This One Time, At Mind Camp, I Psychonaut Finished...

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2021/09/26

On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc rides pains, brains, and automofeels--even I think this is terrible--in Psychonauts...1, naut 2, a game where you enter the minds of NPCs and see what happens when you pee ‘nside...or something like that--doubling down on the terribleness, eh. Psychonauts originally came out on April 19th, 2005 for PC and Xbox, and came out a few months later on PS2.Anyway, something-something, the end of an era, I'm looking into a mirror, cheers and enjoy the...wait

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Jumanji: The Movie: The Video Game: The Review: For...

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2021/09/12

On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc shoots their way through the forests, villages, caves, and ruins ofJumanji: The Video Game, the video game all about Jumanji: The Movie. Not the original movie starring Robin Williams, but the new (good) ones, starring The Rock, Jack Black, Kevin Hart, Karen Gillan, that one Jonas brother, the guy who’s too old for this shit, and the fanficced voice of Detective Pikachu. Jumanji: The Video Game originally came out on November 8th, 2019 for PC, PS4,

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From Love to Hate, Behold My Journey With Cat Quest...

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2021/08/29

On this episode of Attack the Backlog, Marc hacks and slashes their way through the forests and deserts ofCat Quest II, the sequel to Cat Quest, which adds a playable dog companion and doubles down on the cat puns with dog puns to go along with ‘em. It’s still as cute as it ever was and brings the series to Xbox for the first time. Cat Quest II originally came out on September 19th, 2019 for PC, PS4, Switch, iOS, and Xbox One.Anyway, something-something, far from purfect or fur from

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