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Jonesy

Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it"s only Florida.

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00:15:39

Kindergarten student brought jello shots to class....

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2025/05/19

Primary school evacuated after student brings in a grenade for show and tell. Pennsylvania kindergarten student handed out Jello shots to classmates. China and Russia Sign Deal to Build Nuclear Power Plant on the Moon. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:30:24

Florida woman attacks her wife with cheesy nachos....

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2025/05/16

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida Woman Arrested After Nacho-Related Attack on Wife. Florida woman arrested for smacking neighbor with 10-pound meat stick at Walmart. Florida Woman Threatened to Shoot Middle Schoolers and 'Blow Their Heads Off' for Fishing By Her Property. Florida woman nabbed for sharing explicit Chihuahua content. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

00:21:27

Police find naked man with Vaseline in a Lowe’s...

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2025/05/15

Police find naked man in Lowe’s display shed with Vaseline and phone. Airline accidentally serves wine to toddler traveling in business class.Woman divorces husband after ChatGPT reads his coffee grounds and predicts affair. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:18:28

Chimps wipe their butts after sex, study finds....

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2025/05/14

Chimpanzees use leaves to wipe bums and clean up after sex, study finds. Fifth Annual European Gull Screeching Championship, attracted 60 seagull soundalikes from 14 countries. United Arab Emirates first nation to use AI to write laws. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy

00:24:57

Man with STDs infects coworkers after urinating into...

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2025/05/13

If Humans Die Out, Octopuses May Have the Skills to Build the Next Civilization. Man with STD infected multiple coworkers after urinating into water cooler. Exploding birds plague California neighborhood as residents plead for help. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:22:30

Chess is banned in Afghanistan due to powerful Queen....

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2025/05/12

New York bill would legalize medically assisted suicide in the state. Chess banned in Afghanistan due to religious restrictions. McDonald's now has 21+ policy for indoor dining at Virginia location. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:22:37

Floridaman gored by a Bison in Yellowstone Park....

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2025/05/09

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman gored by a Bison in Yellowstone National Park. Floridaman arrested for placing "Swasticar" stickers on Teslas. Floridawoman urinates on victim’s leg after stabbing and robbing him. Floridaman Uber driver wearing ‘Retired Drug Dealer’ shirt arrested after 24 grams of meth found in car. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

00:18:05

Mother brought Jell-O shots to a 5th grade class...

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2025/05/08

Woman Spends $8K to Look Like a Cat, Now Deeply Regrets It. Squatters wouldn't leave a man's home, so he moved in with them. Texas mother arrested after bringing Jell-O shots to 5th-grade classroom party. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:18:02

Raccoon caught with a meth pipe in the driver's seat....

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2025/05/07

Raccoon caught in driver’s seat with meth pipe in its mouth. American tourist impales himself on a spike at the Colosseum in Rome. United Flight Attendants Keep Leaving Passengers Asleep On Empty Planes. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:23:20

Men are shaving their eyelashes to look more...

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2025/05/06

Robots are taking fast food jobs, leaving us with less hair in our food. Nail salon employee pleads guilty after holding 13 remote IT jobs. Men are shaving off their eyelashes cuz it's masculine to do so. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:22:44

Man sets fire to his own home twice in same night to...

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2025/05/05

Man Sets His Own House on Fire Twice in One Night to Watch Firefighters Work. He let snakes bite him 200 times to create a better snakebite antivenom. Fart spray causes chaos at a local carnival. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:24:26

Floridaman touched lady realtors' feet at open house...

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2025/05/02

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman arrested for having three wives in three different counties. Florida Man Accused Of Touching As Many As A Dozen Realtors' Feet During Open House Showings. Former Disney worker sentenced to 3 years for hacking into park menus and altering them. Florida couple has sex on the beach, but not the drink. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

00:22:16

Luigi Mangiano: The Musical? Town burns all the...

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2025/05/01

Luigi Mangione Is Now the Subject of a Musical Theatre Performance. Turkish town of 25,000 gets involuntary high from a 20-ton cannabis burn by authorities. Woodpecker damages more than 20 vehicles in Massachusetts city. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:18:18

High school student performs DIY exorcism on his math...

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2025/04/30

Runaway kangaroo on the loose named Sheila shuts down Alabama interstate. High school student performs a DIY exorcism on his math teacher. Neighbors demand answers after ‘rampant masturbation’ takes over Seattle park. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:21:07

Passenger strips naked and poops on the seat on...

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2025/04/29

Student Rescued From Mt. Fuji Goes Back for Smartphone, Needs Second Rescue. Southwest Airlines passenger allegedly strips naked, poops on plane seat during flight. Australian radio station secretly used an AI host for six months. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:22:31

Helpful man hides marijuana Easter eggs all over...

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2025/04/28

Man accused of devising ‘scavenger hunt’ with plastic Easter eggs filled with marijuana. US urges Mexico to stop screwworm parasite from crossing border. Selfies With Pope Francis' Body Spark Fury. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:23:29

Florida woman poses as ICE, kidnaps ex's new wife....

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2025/04/25

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida Woman Posed as ICE Agent and kidnapped Ex-Boyfriend's Wife. Floridaman Claiming to Be ‘Jesus and God’ Shot Dead After Attacking Parents. Floridaman who went to prison for impersonating a cop arrested for doing it again. Floridaman Caught with 'Bulky Wallet Full of Cocaine' at Magic Kingdom. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

00:21:02

Defeat the Cartel with songs, urges Meixico's...

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2025/04/24

Mexican President Organizes Song Contest To Counter Popular Music Genre Glorifying Cartels. Maine residents find Easter eggs containing White Supremacist propaganda in park. Oxford academics drank wine out of the skull of a slave woman as late as 2015. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and

00:19:43

Crucifixion reenactment gone wrong as 84 year old man...

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2025/04/23

Ant smugglers arrested in Kenya as government warns of new trafficking trends. Trading card series celebrating the humble lives of middle-aged men is popular in Japan. Man, 84, critically injured after falling from cross during crucifixion reenactment. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and

00:16:33

First Chipotle in Mexico will soon open. Texas school...

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2025/04/22

Chipotle heads south of the border with opening of 1st location in Mexico. TikTok trend for ‘Dubai chocolate’ causes international shortage of pistachios. Texas school district bans Virginia state flag and seal over naked breast. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

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