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Real Horrorshow Podcast

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Sam and Stormy died and they can’t get into Heaven until they review every horror movie on Netflix.

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56:33

We All Hated Megan Fox...and We're Sorry (Jennifer's...

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2021/06/26

There’s something sleeping in Sam’s flowerbed and she’s determined to figure out what. Wow, that sounded more sexual than I intended. And that’s how we like it because this week we’re reviewing Jennifer’s Body and re-assessing our relationship with Megan Fox. We love her. We’re sorry for hating you back in 2009 Meg. It wasn’t your fault and we can be friends now. Jennifer’s Body is a 2009 horror comedy written by Diablo Cody (Juno) and directed by Karyn Kusama (The Invitation). Join us as we learn

26:01

Yeah, Okay, Elena Sucks

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2021/06/18

Episode Summary We’re back to continue our viewing of The Vampire Diaries with the first half of season four, and okay, fine, we get it Elena sucks. Holy crap, does she suck. We thought you all were being ridiculous with all the Elena hate, but we get it now. What in the Wattpad is going on with season four? How could she do this to Stefan? Hoes just don’t know loyalty any more smh. We’re also going to pick our next horror movie to review, and oh boy, Jesus has truly blessed us this

59:55

I Loved Him First (Army of the Dead)

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2021/06/11

Episode Summary This week, we’re risking it all to talk about Zack Snyder’s newest horror flick “Army of the Dead.” We love Zack Snyder. He's great. We promise. He. he. he. Please don't bully us. “Army of the Dead” is a 2021 zombie action flick that follows a group of mercenaries as they try to pull off the ultimate Las Vegas heist. Guest Find Us Online - Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com - Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod - Support: www.realhorrorshow.com/support/ - Submit:

22:58

SHE MET DAMON FIRST?! (Real Minishow Ep. 30)

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2021/06/05

Episode Summary There is so much to talk about regarding the last have of season 3 of ‘The Vampire Diaries’ as we find ourselves in the heat of a LOVE TRIANGLE. That’s right, both Salvatore brothers are throwing their hats into the ring for the affection of Elena. The team also finalizes their plans to eliminate Klause once and for all...Well, kind of. We know there’s a spinoff….but he’s dead to us. For now. No spoilers please. We also select our next movie to review: “Army of the Dead”

59:47

The Tip of the Climax (Goodnight Mommy)

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2021/05/26

This week we’re having a belated Mother’s Day celebration with a review of the cult hit ‘Goodnight Mommy’! Twin boys don’t believe their mother is who she says she is when she returns home from major cosmetic surgery. Really, these kids are the worst and solidify my decision to remain childless. They will betray you at the drop of a hat. Stay vigilant parents and trust no one. We also talk about selling on eBay and the insane amount of money people will put down for a set of Disney

18:26

Please Get Matt Therapy (Real Minishow Ep. 30)

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2021/05/06

Episode Summary Season 3 of The Vampire Diaries is SO GOOD. Stefan has abandoned Elena and Damon, leaving them alone to play house. Klaus is on the hunt to sire the perfect vampire/werewolf hybrids. And Matt is still living the saddest life of the entire cast. Please, someone, get Matt a therapist. He is so lonely and sad and deserves the best. We’re also assigned ‘Goodnight Mommy’ a cult classic Austrian horror film from 2014 to watch in honor of Mother’s Day. Yes, Mother’s Day is coming up

51:59

James Marsden Doesn't Need to Exist (Into the Grizzly...

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2021/04/28

Grizzly bears are on the protected species list with only 1,500 still living in the lower 48 states of the US and 31,000 living in Alaska’s great wilderness. So, it makes perfect sense to make a move wherein a grizzly bear is made out to be the bad guy for killing poachers and just doing what a grizzly is known to do--which is protecting its natural habitat. This week, Real Horrorshow is wandering into The Grizzly Maze, a 2015 direct-to-streaming horror film starring James Marsden, Piper Perabo,

26:53

I'm a Naughty Boy - Real Minishow Ep. 29

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2021/04/21

Episode Summary We are back again this week to talk about the second half of Season 2 of The Vampire Diaries. We find out the werewolf / vampire hybrids exist and that Stefan will do anything he can to save his brother. And the bloodbath in Mystic Falls continues with the death of Elena’s birth father and her legal guardian, Jenna. And oh no! Jeremy also has a close encounter with death--luckily Bonnie is able to rescue him with her witch magic. But, it looks like his love life is about to get more

50:28

Re-Broadcast of Monster High (2018 Review)

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2021/04/06

This a re-broadcast of our 2018 April Fool's episode where we review "Monster High" which is the first movie in the rebooted Monster High franchise. Since the episode, I have since learned that this reboot was VERY controversial in the Monster High fandom. We still liked it though. Probably because we had no prior relationship to the brand. I also didn't give this a listen before re-uploading. Here's hoping we didn't say anything too scandalous. . . Sam and Stormy are back this week to give you a

01:18:21

What Were We Even Doing (Hell Fest)

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2021/03/29

This week, we’re reviewing 2018’s “Hell Fest,” a simple slasher brought to us by the executive producer of ‘The Walking Dead’ (which probably means something to someone). The film follows a group of friends as they’re stalked by a serial killer through, you guessed it, a popular Hell Fest. We also talk briefly about the new ‘Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ movie and whether or not ‘Leatherface’ is the unsung hero of the franchise. Lol. Just kidding. ‘Leatherface’ is terrible and you’re terrible for liking

31:38

Vaccinations, Severed Cow Hooves, and Cedar Point

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2021/03/23

In this week’s minishow, Sam humblebrags about her vaccination but also gives a fair warning about the side effects. She also asks Stormy about whether or not it was normal when a current candidate for the Virginia House of Delegates made her handle two severed cow hooves for a haunted trail back in 2010. Spoilers: it wasn’t. They also talk about the first half of the second season of Vampire Diaries. Things really start to heat up when Katherine shows up to make this love triangle more

46:12

His House (2020) Review

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2021/03/11

No funny title for this episode? The week we’re reviewing His House, a 2020 American horror movie that follows a refugee couple as they confront the ghosts in their new house...and the ghosts of their past. This was a tough one, but one of the best movies we’ve reviewed for the pod so far, so if you haven’t watched it go do it...now! Find Us Online - Website: www.realhorrorshowpodcast.com - Twitter: www.twitter.com/Horrorshowpod - Support: www.realhorrorshow.com/support/ - Submit:

27:30

So, We're Watching the Vampire Diaries Now - Real...

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2021/03/02

TRIGGER WARNING: We spend the first few minutes of this minishow discussing the news of the new Jeepers Creepers trilogy and Victor Salva’s background--which includes the discussion of the sexual assault of children. -- This week on the minishow, we’re assigned “His House” a 2020 Netflix “original.” We also begin our deep-dive into The Vampire Diaries. Stormy can’t get enough of it while Sam enters into a bleak chasm of despair whenever she hits play. She’ll warm up to it, right? Like, the

01:03:50

The Blair Witch Project ft. Technically Paige

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2021/02/22

A little late and a dollar short, but we’re finally celebrating the 21st birthday of the iconic Blair Witch Project with Paige from T1 Three Media. It’s a very exciting episode for us because this was a first time viewing for Miss Paige, so we get to hear a fresh new take on the famous found footage flick. We also talk about the proper way to traverse nature and why you should never let Mike hold your maps. Fuckin’ Mike, amiright? Guest Our guest is Technically Paige from T1 Three Media where

23:42

Interview with a Vampire: FOR KIDS! - Real Minishow...

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2021/02/17

Sam and Stormy suck and didn’t watch The Vampire Diaries like we promised. BUT, that won’t stop us from talking about its history--starting with it’s sordid history as Sam catches Stormy up to speed on LJ Smith, work for hire contracts, and the fun world of fan fiction. They’re also assigned their next movie review, and they’ve been praying for something very special. So, let’s hope the J-man delivers. Guest Our guest Jane Doe is an author and activist from Oakland. Her first book, TITLE, is

54:15

A Very Special Horrorshow: Fifty Shades Darker

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2021/02/15

Sigh. We’re back this Valentine’s Day to analyze the toxic relationship between Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey...as well as her weird relationship with her BFF Joseph, who just has a gallery of pictures of Anastasia’s face? That’s right, we’re continuing our new Valentine’s Day tradition by reviewing the Fifty Shades of Grey sequel: Fifty Shades Darker. Are Anna and Christian going to enter a healthy vanilla relationship? Is Anna ever going to learn how to read people? Is she ever going to find

59:54

Disemboweling the Forgotten Hemsworth (Death of Me)

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2021/02/08

Did you know that there’s a third Hemsworth Brother? Please say ‘no’ so we feel a little less stupid. This week, Real Horrorshow is covering the 2020 horror movie “Death of Me” starring Maggie Q and Luke Hemsworth. The story follows a couple trapped on a remote island off the coast of Thailand after they watch a video of the previous night, which contains footage of one killing the other. Will they make it off the island or will these American tourists get what’s coming to them? Maybe they’ll

13:16

Dark, Ominous, and Mind-Bending (Real Minishow Ep. 25)

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2021/02/02

This week on the Real Horrorshow Podcast, Sam and Stormy are assigned “Death of Me” for their review of the week. “Death of Me” is a 2020 horror movie that follows a couple as they try to escape an island in Thailand after seeing a video of one killing the other. This movie also feature Luke Hemsworth--aka the Forgotten Hemsworth. Okay, I’m sure his family hasn’t forgotten him, but society has. They also make an important announcement regarding The Real Horrorshow Podcast’s Minishows. Find Us

39:13

More Technical Difficulties (U-Turn 2020)

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2021/01/26

2021 is off to a great start with the 2020 Filipino horror movie "U-Turn." Which is a remake of the 2016 Indian horror movie of the same name. Sam and Stormy discuss what it means to be a good reporter and leading female character as well as how not to drag your final act. . Please visit realhorrorshow.com for exclusive content, written reviews, and other scary stuff. Follow us! Twitter: @Horrorshow__Pod Facebook: @RealHorrorshow Executive Producer, Writer & Host: Sam Oty Associate Producer,

28:16

Real Minishow Ep. 24 - It's Like a Scary Road...Urban...

Real Horrorshow Podcast ·

2021/01/13

Sam and Stormy are back after their respective holiday celebrations to pick their next movie. They also talk about scary roads and how we can help the Quileute Tribe move to higher ground! Help the Quileute Tribe Move to Higher Ground Please visit realhorrorshow.com for exclusive content, written reviews, and other scary stuff. Follow us! Twitter: @Horrorshow__Pod Facebook: @RealHorrorshow Executive Producer, Writer & Host: Sam Oty Associate Producer, Writer & Co-Host: Stormy Skies Theme

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