This Podcast Will Make You Sleep

Today's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here: It seemed like a perfect magical deal. When any child descended from you is born you grow younger by a single year. So you agree, planning on a big family and living to a ripe old age. Years later however you find yourself rapidly growing younger and regret not understanding exponential growth. You are afraid of what happened in your world, and you are convinced it didn't affect you, which is why you ask, "Do it for one lifetime or do it

Today's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here: Turns out, Earth is actually unique in the fact that nearly all of it's natural features, like quicksand, and processes, like earthquakes, can kill you. Most other planets dont do that. So when aliens invade, 90% of the fighting is done by Earth. At the same time, even the best warriors in the galaxy are the ones who can deal with the most devastating attacks. That should help to help your cause. This is a pretty fun set up to give your

Today's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here: : Rule of thumb: If you see something on a foreign planet that has all the outward traits of an apex predator, but no obvious and apparent way to kill you - run. The methods in which they kill aren't something you want to see. Also, there are certain conditions. On planet 10, the number of planets at the center of the solar system is only 1 billion, and the numbers of bodies outside of the solar system are 0.00000001, so you're in the

Today's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here: "Be not afraid." Said the biblically accurate angel as it came down from heaven. But it descended at a science symposium, and instead of the grovelling and cowering it's used to, the scientists flock to it to try and study and question it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today's story to put you to sleep... first paragraph here: : There's a tiny predator in the human quarters that nobody is allowed to exterminate - under the threat of complete human riot. The humans willingly admit that yes, it DOES sometimes try to attack humans as well, but altogether, they are relaxed by the presence of the "cat". The cat never makes up its mind that humans could ever come into any area under his command after all that he is already "sending them down to hell". Even if it were