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NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

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3:59:04

December 4, 2024: Red Bar Radio HATES Giggles! April...

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2024/12/04

This one is definitely going to be the one where you realize that being a fan of this show isn't doing you or your family any favors! Patrick is being attacked by an old incontinent man named Michael Redbar who has teamed up with number one radio guy Aaron Imholte. Find out if giggling is really the thing you want to be associated with! Patrick has some teasers about Hackamania for 2025 and you're gonna want more! We've got a woman getting tased in a bikini just to make the hairs on the back of your

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3:24:54

November 18, 2024: MONDAY FUNDAY! Aaron DREAMS Big!...

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2024/11/18

Patrick has found another instance of LawTubers being useless, and relying clippers to do the work for them, rather than trying to understand a situation and provide an accurate commentary. Let's watch another professional man make a complete ass out of themselves and their profession in realtime. Aaron Imholte sits squarely in the middle of several legal battles, with possibly more on the way. His ex-wife April is alleging physical abuse, and seems to be indicating she will be coming for her former

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3:41:15

November 14, 2024: Keanu The TRAITOR? Aaron Imholte...

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2024/11/14

Keanu reveals secrets about April, Nick and Aaron! Could Geno and Keanu be teaming back up with the Toe after April's recent insinuations of abuse at the hand of her ex-husband and partner? Is April ok? Is Nick ok? Could everyone involved in this cluster-fork be doomed? And most importantly, will this show survive the fallout of all of the haters who are transferring their ignorant rage on to the host of this fine program for pregnant women and small families. ...

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4:24:56

November 11, 2024: A Very Merry UNBIRTHDAY To Me…

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2024/11/11

It's Patrick's birthday, but it's a panic at the Merltoon household. The lawyers have been in and out all day, and Patrick is wondering if he should just roll down to the police station and turn himself in. The Nick Rekieta haters have already tried and convicted him of high crimes. Thankfully this world doesn't function on the whim of emotionally-reactive logic-bending incels and premium-grade hopium. Let's watch the breakdown of some of the funniest goons on the internet, and see how Aaron is

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3:38:37

REKIETA VS. IMHOLTE! What Is Going On? Let’s UNFOLD...

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2024/11/09

Nick Rekieta has his haters more frothed than ever, after an appearance on the latest This Little Piggy and dropping what appears to be a screenshot of Aaron Imholte's browser history. Alleged messages from Aaron seem to confirm that Nick has been accessing Aaron's Google account from his house since Aaron logged in to do a show from there almost one year ago. What could this mean for Aaron? Will there be repercussions for Nick? And why is April posting nonstop about Nick's hog? Let's get in to it

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2:41:34

THIS LITTLE PIGGY: A Steel Toe Morning Show...

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2024/11/08

Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts, Tookie, and maybe even Moody from New Zealand as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. ...

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4:43:11

November 7, 2024: NEW HOPE or NEW COPE? Aaron Imholte...

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2024/11/07

The election is over, but that isn't going to stop Aaron Imholte from taking to his basement studio to pretend to be a political pundit in between sandwiches and squirting Yoplait in his dungarees. There's a new energy over at Steel Toe Morning Show and it has SlamPig's fingerprints all over it. What could this new level of partnership mean for the future of the Toe? The Mike Calta Show may be worse than we could have imagined, with the Snorlax himself participating in some very questionable

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7:53:56

ELECTION 2024: Join Patrick In ZOOMING In On ALL The...

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2024/11/05

It's that time again! America is on the precipice of one of the most important battles in our nation that doesn't matter much at all. They're gonna get us all in the end! But that doesn't mean we can't have a drink and make fun of the meltdowns, no matter which side of the aisle you sit on. Let's remember that we do it for fun, after all! ...

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4:15:22

November 4, 2024: Is APRIL Breaking Down OR Breaking...

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2024/11/05

Another weekend and another grin for the Toe! Aaron takes heads to his basement broadcasting base to rally up another 8 goals for the week to keep his charade of a life on track just one month out from his second court date for felony harassment of a young lady by releasing her saucy photos without her permission. We watch our favorite radio pro meander through more ideas for his show while keeping grounded in the failure of today. April Anderson, once Imholte, has been tweeting suspiciously all

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5:23:00

October 31, 2024: We GOTTA Talk CALTA! Chad Zumock...

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2024/11/01

Aaron Imholte of the Steel Toe Morning Show has let go of another co-host, and he cannot decide how much to lower the goal by if any. First he announced it would be twenty dollars, then fifty, and by next week he will be back to full goals hoping you forgot all about his brain-dead cohost. It turns out Mat might have a reactive and mentally-ill partner at home, and Aaron confirms it. Halloween is here and we have some HAUNTING impressions of Chad that have come in to the Onion Inbox. Patrick checks

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5:02:29

October 29, 2024: April Anderson’s Clown Court! Aaron...

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2024/10/30

Patrick has been trying to ge his StreamDeck to work for over an hour, and it's still not working. So get ready for a lot of yelling and lots of blocking. Seriously, you're blocked! April Imholte has court today, but a bunch of fans crashed it and upset the judge which could mean no live court hearings over the internet for April in the future. Nick Rekieta might sell Patrick that charcuterie fridge that's sitting in his bedroom. There's a new apple around, but Nelly has nothing to do with it

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4:50:56

October 28, 2024: All The NEWS That’s Fit To GRINT!...

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2024/10/29

Hello. dear friends! It's been a minute, and we've so much to catch up on! And maybe you can fill Patrick in on what's been happening, because he's been off the grid, as the more technically-savvy children say. There's threats coming at Patrick, it seems like Nick and April have lost their minds on X, and Patrick ruined the biggest, coolest surprise in the Red Bar universe and he's sorry about it. Donald Trump was on Rogan, and the world is starting to turn on Kamala Harris. Let's all hug it out

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5:55:04

October 17, 2024: CHAD ZUMOCK and JOSH DENNY Battle...

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2024/10/18

Stuck at home with large calendar gaps, professional part-time comedian Chad Zumock has been thrashing in the mud lately, trying to grab on to any and every target he can, from the Compound Cucks to the Dabble Dweebs, Chad wants your attention and wants it now! He doesn't have a point. He doesn't have anything to say. He doesn't even have any talent to entertain you with. But he is jealous, and he's going to act like a child to show you how he feels! Ray Devito has escaped Patrick's attention for

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5:39:44

October 14, 2024: Aaron Imholte DESPERATION REVEALED!...

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2024/10/15

Patrick has some explaining to do. Missed shows and erratic schedules are not very becoming of a small-time podcastman. What gives? There's a story that might help shed some light on what's going on, or confuse you more. Who knows what's going on, anymore. Aaron Imholte is in desperation overdrive as he lays out possible evacuation plans and hands out life vests for the dingy that is the Steel Toe Morning Show. Will Aaron stop defaming Patrick publicly? The damage to his reputation may be

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4:04:30

October 8, 2024: Our FAVORITE FATS Are Fabulous! Grab...

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2024/10/08

There's a world of heavyweight creators out there, and we love checking in on them. Our favorite Raider fan Micheal Ray Bower is busy maintaining two channels, one on his favorite sportsball team and one about his never-ending bouts of depression and anxiety. Can you guess which one is more entertaining? What's better than hot dogs and corn? Chocolate covered hot dogs and corn, or course. We check in with Royce to see what disgusting trash is on the menu today. Chad Zumock is in Tampa and sitting

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4:46:26

October 7, 2024: STEEL TOE Gets Fully SELF-CONSCIOUS!...

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2024/10/07

Aaron Imholte has spent another weekend combing over what all the haters have to say about him, and is now scrambling to try to change public perception with an overt change to his show that people have been asking for throughout his YouTube tenure. Keanu C. Thompson may be overstepping her talent allocation by trying to host her own show, but she has a full time position making Aaron Imholte question his own sanity. After Keanu mentions Aaron being so self-conscious he won't show chat on the

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4:25:50

October 2, 2024: LITERALLY Moving The Goalposts!...

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2024/10/02

It's a late night fudge-fest, with Aaron making some bold moves and really struggling with his goals this week. This man is getting run in to the ground daily, as he admits more and more the flailing nature of whatever is left of this aspiring radio-like career. How can this go on? Is he preparing to dump Johnny, or is the recent teasing and belittling of his favorite gimped sidekick a backlash for his recent transgressions on other shows? Only time will tell! We have so much Toe to get through and

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4:09:26

October 1, 2024: Is STEEL TOE Dying? Aaron Imholte Is...

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2024/10/01

Aaron Imholte is more panicked than ever, and he can't stop dreaming about the expansion of his dying show. Watch the cognitive dissonance in real time for some of the best laughs of our time! Patrick has a new Rode Caster and he's embarrassed about all of the cables nd equipment that this one simple box is replacing. Or is it? Patrick proceeds to scream about Windows audio for an hours because something is causing the levels to turn down automatically again, and windows myriad settings and

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2:05:06

THIS LITTLE PIGGY – A Steel Toe Roundtable Discussion...

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2024/09/27

Join Patrick, Karl from Who Are These Podcasts, Tookie, and maybe even Moody from New Zealand as they discuss this week in Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while taking his life and our entertainment up a notch. ...

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3:56:52

September 26, 2024: Is Aaron Imholte Playing 4D...

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2024/09/26

Late show, hate show, sorry ya had to wait show! Aaron Imholte, the only remaining full-time employee of the Steel Toe Morning Show is starting to run out of ideas, but that's not going to let him stop from pitching old ones wrapped up in some used trash glitter he found in his car seat after one of SlamPigs kids had to take an art project home from day camp. Watch Aaron explain how he's one step ahead of Melton and he's embarrassing his opposition more and more every day. Mersh is still being poor

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