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Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed

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The unofficial, irreverent and filthy aftershow for all the new Star Trek television: Discovery, Picard, Lower Decks, Short Treks, Prodigy, Strange New Worlds, and anything else they throw at us. Each Friday after a new episode of Star Trek, Adam and Ben recap, review and roast all the New Trek. Check out our other show, The Greatest Generation, a Star Trek podcast by a couple of guys who are a little bit embarrassed to have a Star Trek podcast!

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00:53:11

Menagenagerie (Lower Decks S4E2)

Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed ·

2023/09/12

When Mariner is on a mission to get herself demoted, Ransom’s stellar management shows her a pathological pattern of self sabotage. But while the new Lieutenant J.G.s settle into their promotions, Rutherford gets into a minor-improvements-measuring contest with the new guy in engineering. What is the screen of the mouth for a baby? Who was pedantic van kid? Should the B and C stories casually cross more often? It’s the episode that wants more action in the produce department!Friends of DeSoto for

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00:57:00

Buried in a Grave Marked Meatball (Lower Decks S4E1)

Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed ·

2023/09/08

When the Cerritos gets a super secret mission, Voyager’s deepest cuts end up both ruining and saving the day. But with the tiniest key bump of a promotion on the line, the ensigns pull together to get Voyager safely back to Earth. Are standards too low among Star Trek fans? What type of erasure is Lower Decks guilty of? If a Borg Cube was an earth animal, which would it be? It’s the episode warmed by 24 ounces of cake shake!Friends of DeSoto for LaborSupport the production of Greatest TrekMusic by

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01:00:05

Emotional Telecine (with Adam Ragusea)

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2023/09/01

When Ben and Adam find themselves in the off season, they invite back composer extraordinaire and reluctant YouTube sensation, Adam Ragusea, to chat about Trek. But when the jazz gummies hit and the podcast fluid keeps flowing, the conversation may not stay on target. What's the right way to make fun of Disco? Can Ragusea convince the guys to rotate through TNG again? What's more difficult, a self rim or a pull-down? It's the episode that asks you to do bits on casinos.You can also watch the video

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00:53:54

Ass & Sandal (STLV 2023)

Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed ·

2023/08/25

When the team heads to Vegas for an increasingly unlicensed convention, FODs show up in force to make it the best STLV yet. But when the Rio itself gets downright scary, even an excellent staff can’t save hotel points from being deducted. Which type of summer camp includes bingo? What was the beverage of choice for STLV ’23? Should Prodigy explore its darker themes? It’s the episode as bewildering as the extremely liminal pizza place inside the Rio!Friends of DeSoto for LaborSupport the production

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01:12:51

Practical Butts (SNW S2E10)

Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed ·

2023/08/11

When Captain Batel’s priority one mission goes sideways, the Entrepreneur finds a disaster orbiting Parnassus Beta. But with everyone hiding in a Johnny Rockets and no way to beam out, a daring rescue mission brings Captain Pike face to face with his demons. What does an ideal America look like to Michael Bay? Which things should Star Trek use sparingly? How does Doctor M’Benga cut his waffles? It’s the episode that’s a successful ball of knots!Friends of DeSoto for LaborSupport the production of

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01:16:09

Bœuf Denouement (SNW S2E9)

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2023/08/04

When the Entrepreneur finds a rare space crack, sending a musical theatre number in makes it come unzipped. But when the junk that spills out puts everyone in a singing mood, dishonored Klingons raise the stakes for the grand finale. What’s the most dangerous conversation with a partner? Why does La’an keep her braid so tight? Can transporters take care of family planning too? It’s the episode that makes an ass out of its own ass!Friends of DeSoto for LaborSupport the production of Greatest

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01:07:40

Canonical Commuter Mug (SNW S2E8)

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2023/07/28

When the Entrepreneur is assigned an Uber mission that involves shuttling a Klingon ambassador with a lengthy curriculum mori, M’Benga forgets about waffles and starts leaning into his dark side. But when Chapel starts experiencing similar horrors, no one can be sure if the line dividing morality and criminality is strongly defined. Is Adam on the side of the AMPTP? Is the Kelcie Mae the ugliest Federation starship? Is the wooden train whistle the best elementary school instrument? It’s the episode

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01:14:58

Science and Cigarettes (SNW S2E7)

Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed ·

2023/07/25

When Boimler gets a portal suck that lands him in the past, he’s worried he might be responsible for an authentically creepy Spock. But when Mariner joins the party and they solve the horonium puzzle, convincing the portal pirates requires everyone’s best diplomacy. How do Orions utilize their refractory period? In what way is Starfleet like Orthodox Judaism? Are surprise parties a crime? It’s the episode that’s definitely not promotional!Friends of DeSoto for LaborSupport the production of Greatest

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01:10:27

Noteworthy Knuck (SNW S2E6)

Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed ·

2023/07/21

When “organizational difficulties” plague Starfleet’s new gas station, the Enterprise and the Farragut arrive to stir up fluids at the stellar nursery. But when Lieutenant Ramon starts having a bit of a moment, Uhura’s own Frank makes her think she’s next in line. What’s the only way to get things done around the house? Who is the Cosmo Kramer of Strange New Worlds? Is there anything Jim Kirk’s erection can’t tear through? It’s the episode that ran out of foot fetish specifics.Friends of DeSoto for

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01:13:28

Space-Time Hall Pass (SNW S2E5)

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2023/07/14

When a perfectly avoidable shuttlecraft accident causes Spock to be reassembled as human-only, he and the crew have the privilege of experiencing the whole spectrum of his myriam adolescent emotions. But when his judgy future in-laws insist on performing some pre-wedding rituals, Chapel persuades her ride-or-dies to Jake a shuttle in order to convince a stoned AI voice assistant to hand over its ancient medical technology. Was this episode penned by theater nerds? Why let someone else scan your

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01:12:31

Nobody Goes to the Castle for Free (SNW S2E4)

Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed ·

2023/07/07

When Captain Pike revisits Rigel VII to clean up an old mess, the away team lose their memory and wake up in The Cage. But while the crew of the Enterprise work through their own Conundrum, Pike’s trip to the castle reconnects everyone with their past. Is there an ideal timing for death as a podcaster? What are the physics of Captain Batel’s dimple? How many pips are possible in one promotion? It’s the episode still obsessed with the luggage of Star Trek! Support the production of Greatest TrekMusic

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01:08:07

Side Kirk (SNW S2E3)

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2023/06/30

When La’an bloops onto an alternate Enterprise, she gets handed a temporal mission without much of a briefing. But when Captain Kirk gets grabby with her time-travel gadget, they both bloop back to stop a secret agent from arresting humanity’s development. What do you need to make a leather jacket look good? Did Star Trek miss a rare Vermont product placement opportunity? Is it still cheating in a different time-space continuum? It’s the episode that’s ready to pitch a new comic series to

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01:03:03

Justice Dimple (SNW S2E2)

Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed ·

2023/06/23

When Pike finds a defense attorney inside a toxic nebula, it’s more aspera than astra when Una doesn’t accept the plea deal. But when Starfleet’s principles end up on trial, the whole truth comes out and justice gets a start. How can you tell when Pike’s not in work mode? Which book should really be wearing a uniform? What’s the best way to make an argument in sex court? It’s the episode that will take three right turns to avoid a left turn!Support the production of Greatest TrekMusic by Adam

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01:14:55

Stairway to Sha Ka Ree (SNW S2E1)

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2023/06/16

When Captain Pike takes a few days off during the premiere, a very Niles Crane version of Spock is left in charge of the Entrepreneur. But when a distress call from La’an turns Season 2 into Star Trek III, Dr. M’Benga and Nurse Chapel realize they never left the war. Should there be a rank threshold for sabotage? Who has the best view in Starfleet? What’s the sine qua non of science fiction comedy? It’s the episode that‘s very dedicated to the flap-tent lifestyle!Support the production of Greatest

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01:12:57

In the Pocket of Big Rail (Hell on Wheels S1E1)

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2023/06/09

When Spring Break ends in the old west, Cullen Bohannon goes looking for rewenge on the railroad. But when fraud and malfeasance in railroad hiring practices are the norm, the people of the mid-1860s will have to decide whether to let the past be the past. Have security measures been added to the modern confessional? What would get you run out of town in this era? How do you get in good with a new boss? It’s the episode with layers of velvet and burlap and wool and burlap!To support during the

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00:46:45

Mr. T Amount of Necklaces (Tales from the Crypt S2E11)

Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed ·

2023/06/02

When Judy is quite taken by a visiting solicitor’s amulet, the price for trying it on is Frances Bay cosplay. But when Donald’s quick thinking gets Judy back in her body, an arbitrary passage of time turns their dream world into a nightmare. Why does Pasadena love milk so much? What establishment is missing from the modern train station? Should there be more rules involved in body swapping? It’s the episode that doesn’t prevaricate but probably perseverates!Support the production of Greatest

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01:12:11

AIDS Nips (Law & Order SVU S10E5)

Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed ·

2023/05/26

When Babs Olusanmokun takes his turn on Law & Order, he’s more chest paste than sicksbay in his approach to treating AIDS. But when SVU detectives straighten out the cabbie’s story, it leads them to a quack who’s left a trail of tiny coffins. How will the franchise outdo itself this fall? Does Jack Lufton make it onto the raw-deal board? Who’s working overtime during this investigation? It’s the episode with a secret power girdle!Support the production of Greatest Trek Spring Break episodes coming

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01:03:49

Nominally a First-World Country (Bar Rescue S4E24)

Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed ·

2023/05/19

When a Moroccan-themed bar in Upland, California needs help, John Taffer beams in a doctor who prefers his drinks a certain way. But after the owners exchange roles, they learn that operating a bar is as tough as their falafel. Do people prefer a soft pita or a good looking pita? Can a bar be a bar without barstools? Are Moroccan spices flammable? It's the episode that stresses the importance of the wash line!Support the production of Greatest TrekSpring Break episodes coming up:Law & Order SVU

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01:17:17

Her Shoulders Are Not Unbig (Cheers S4E24-26)

Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed ·

2023/05/12

When Sam gets drawn in by Captain Janeway’s game tape, their relationship stirs up political strife amongst the staff at Cheers. But when Diane can’t do anything to wim against Janet, even quitting her job turns into a standoff with Sam. What does the right seat choice at the bar get you? Who makes the muppets look like shit? How is latter-day Frasier a demonstrably better person? It’s the episode with no angry drunks!Support the production of Greatest TrekSpring Break episodes coming up:Bar Rescue

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01:24:48

Montezuma’s Revenge (Devil’s Revenge)

Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed ·

2023/05/05

When a family curse follows Hayes all the way to Kentucky, his son’s need for approval sends them spelunking in search of an ancient relic. But when John’s mind starts playing tricks on him in and out of the cave, his quest to destroy the relic turns into the ultimate sacrifice of the story. How was Shatner paid for this film? What’s the deal with that shitty RV? Why didn’t Indiana Jones have a family? It’s the episode that was meant for The Flop House!Support the production of Greatest TrekSpring

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