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Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed

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The unofficial, irreverent and filthy aftershow for all the new Star Trek television: Discovery, Picard, Lower Decks, Short Treks, Prodigy, Strange New Worlds, and anything else they throw at us. Each Friday after a new episode of Star Trek, Adam and Ben recap, review and roast all the New Trek. Check out our other show, The Greatest Generation, a Star Trek podcast by a couple of guys who are a little bit embarrassed to have a Star Trek podcast!

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01:07:40

Canonical Commuter Mug (SNW S2E8)

Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed ·

2023/07/28

When the Entrepreneur is assigned an Uber mission that involves shuttling a Klingon ambassador with a lengthy curriculum mori, M’Benga forgets about waffles and starts leaning into his dark side. But when Chapel starts experiencing similar horrors, no one can be sure if the line dividing morality and criminality is strongly defined. Is Adam on the side of the AMPTP? Is the Kelcie Mae the ugliest Federation starship? Is the wooden train whistle the best elementary school instrument? It’s the episode

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01:14:58

Science and Cigarettes (SNW S2E7)

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2023/07/25

When Boimler gets a portal suck that lands him in the past, he’s worried he might be responsible for an authentically creepy Spock. But when Mariner joins the party and they solve the horonium puzzle, convincing the portal pirates requires everyone’s best diplomacy. How do Orions utilize their refractory period? In what way is Starfleet like Orthodox Judaism? Are surprise parties a crime? It’s the episode that’s definitely not promotional!Friends of DeSoto for LaborSupport the production of Greatest

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01:10:27

Noteworthy Knuck (SNW S2E6)

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2023/07/21

When “organizational difficulties” plague Starfleet’s new gas station, the Enterprise and the Farragut arrive to stir up fluids at the stellar nursery. But when Lieutenant Ramon starts having a bit of a moment, Uhura’s own Frank makes her think she’s next in line. What’s the only way to get things done around the house? Who is the Cosmo Kramer of Strange New Worlds? Is there anything Jim Kirk’s erection can’t tear through? It’s the episode that ran out of foot fetish specifics.Friends of DeSoto for

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01:13:28

Space-Time Hall Pass (SNW S2E5)

Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed ·

2023/07/14

When a perfectly avoidable shuttlecraft accident causes Spock to be reassembled as human-only, he and the crew have the privilege of experiencing the whole spectrum of his myriam adolescent emotions. But when his judgy future in-laws insist on performing some pre-wedding rituals, Chapel persuades her ride-or-dies to Jake a shuttle in order to convince a stoned AI voice assistant to hand over its ancient medical technology. Was this episode penned by theater nerds? Why let someone else scan your

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01:12:31

Nobody Goes to the Castle for Free (SNW S2E4)

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2023/07/07

When Captain Pike revisits Rigel VII to clean up an old mess, the away team lose their memory and wake up in The Cage. But while the crew of the Enterprise work through their own Conundrum, Pike’s trip to the castle reconnects everyone with their past. Is there an ideal timing for death as a podcaster? What are the physics of Captain Batel’s dimple? How many pips are possible in one promotion? It’s the episode still obsessed with the luggage of Star Trek! Support the production of Greatest TrekMusic

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01:08:07

Side Kirk (SNW S2E3)

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2023/06/30

When La’an bloops onto an alternate Enterprise, she gets handed a temporal mission without much of a briefing. But when Captain Kirk gets grabby with her time-travel gadget, they both bloop back to stop a secret agent from arresting humanity’s development. What do you need to make a leather jacket look good? Did Star Trek miss a rare Vermont product placement opportunity? Is it still cheating in a different time-space continuum? It’s the episode that’s ready to pitch a new comic series to

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01:03:03

Justice Dimple (SNW S2E2)

Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed ·

2023/06/23

When Pike finds a defense attorney inside a toxic nebula, it’s more aspera than astra when Una doesn’t accept the plea deal. But when Starfleet’s principles end up on trial, the whole truth comes out and justice gets a start. How can you tell when Pike’s not in work mode? Which book should really be wearing a uniform? What’s the best way to make an argument in sex court? It’s the episode that will take three right turns to avoid a left turn!Support the production of Greatest TrekMusic by Adam

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01:14:55

Stairway to Sha Ka Ree (SNW S2E1)

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2023/06/16

When Captain Pike takes a few days off during the premiere, a very Niles Crane version of Spock is left in charge of the Entrepreneur. But when a distress call from La’an turns Season 2 into Star Trek III, Dr. M’Benga and Nurse Chapel realize they never left the war. Should there be a rank threshold for sabotage? Who has the best view in Starfleet? What’s the sine qua non of science fiction comedy? It’s the episode that‘s very dedicated to the flap-tent lifestyle!Support the production of Greatest

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01:12:57

In the Pocket of Big Rail (Hell on Wheels S1E1)

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2023/06/09

When Spring Break ends in the old west, Cullen Bohannon goes looking for rewenge on the railroad. But when fraud and malfeasance in railroad hiring practices are the norm, the people of the mid-1860s will have to decide whether to let the past be the past. Have security measures been added to the modern confessional? What would get you run out of town in this era? How do you get in good with a new boss? It’s the episode with layers of velvet and burlap and wool and burlap!To support during the

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00:46:45

Mr. T Amount of Necklaces (Tales from the Crypt S2E11)

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2023/06/02

When Judy is quite taken by a visiting solicitor’s amulet, the price for trying it on is Frances Bay cosplay. But when Donald’s quick thinking gets Judy back in her body, an arbitrary passage of time turns their dream world into a nightmare. Why does Pasadena love milk so much? What establishment is missing from the modern train station? Should there be more rules involved in body swapping? It’s the episode that doesn’t prevaricate but probably perseverates!Support the production of Greatest

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01:12:11

AIDS Nips (Law & Order SVU S10E5)

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2023/05/26

When Babs Olusanmokun takes his turn on Law & Order, he’s more chest paste than sicksbay in his approach to treating AIDS. But when SVU detectives straighten out the cabbie’s story, it leads them to a quack who’s left a trail of tiny coffins. How will the franchise outdo itself this fall? Does Jack Lufton make it onto the raw-deal board? Who’s working overtime during this investigation? It’s the episode with a secret power girdle!Support the production of Greatest Trek Spring Break episodes coming

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01:03:49

Nominally a First-World Country (Bar Rescue S4E24)

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2023/05/19

When a Moroccan-themed bar in Upland, California needs help, John Taffer beams in a doctor who prefers his drinks a certain way. But after the owners exchange roles, they learn that operating a bar is as tough as their falafel. Do people prefer a soft pita or a good looking pita? Can a bar be a bar without barstools? Are Moroccan spices flammable? It's the episode that stresses the importance of the wash line!Support the production of Greatest TrekSpring Break episodes coming up:Law & Order SVU

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01:17:17

Her Shoulders Are Not Unbig (Cheers S4E24-26)

Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed ·

2023/05/12

When Sam gets drawn in by Captain Janeway’s game tape, their relationship stirs up political strife amongst the staff at Cheers. But when Diane can’t do anything to wim against Janet, even quitting her job turns into a standoff with Sam. What does the right seat choice at the bar get you? Who makes the muppets look like shit? How is latter-day Frasier a demonstrably better person? It’s the episode with no angry drunks!Support the production of Greatest TrekSpring Break episodes coming up:Bar Rescue

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01:24:48

Montezuma’s Revenge (Devil’s Revenge)

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2023/05/05

When a family curse follows Hayes all the way to Kentucky, his son’s need for approval sends them spelunking in search of an ancient relic. But when John’s mind starts playing tricks on him in and out of the cave, his quest to destroy the relic turns into the ultimate sacrifice of the story. How was Shatner paid for this film? What’s the deal with that shitty RV? Why didn’t Indiana Jones have a family? It’s the episode that was meant for The Flop House!Support the production of Greatest TrekSpring

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01:08:42

Cole's Many Mistakes (12 Monkeys S1E1)

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2023/04/28

When it’s Spring Break for Big Rodd, Ben & Adam start exploring the resumes of some favorite Star Trek creatives. But when Terry Matalas’ time-travel show turns out to be set in a Red Dawn reboot universe, it raises questions about the SyFy network’s gore quotient and who was responsible for casting. How much meat should there be on a post-apocalyptic arm bone? Where is Pennsylvania Memorial Hospital located? Does Jones need to do better w/r/t employee training? It’s the episode that was advised not

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01:32:30

Kept Afloat by Dick Pills (Picard S3E10)

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2023/04/21

When a haunted cube shows up inside Jupiter, a dustbuster club beams down to rescue Jack from the Borg Queen’s plans. But when Picard plugs himself in and the D gets ready to fire, a dozen denouements start prescribing the next era of Trek. What do they keep in Bay 13? Do all public speaking drones get similar hardware? Who had the best character arc in season 3? It’s the episode that can gofobo itself!Support the production of Greatest TrekMusic by Adam RaguseaFollow Greatest Trek on Twitter, and

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01:07:08

Two Seasons of Tantric Star Trek (Picard S3E9)

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2023/04/14

When the crew finally learns what’s behind Jack’s red door, he Teen Wolfs his way off the Titan to go handle his problems himself. But when new assimilation technology turns young Starfleets into drones, only the olds will be able to save Frontier Day. Was it the right choice for this season to bury the green lede? Whose therapist has a door that locks from the outside? What important advice did Jean-Luc give Jack? It’s the episode that’s practicing on the field!Support the production of Greatest

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01:08:00

She’s a TÁRorist (Picard S3E8)

Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed ·

2023/04/07

When Vadic starts terrorizing the Titan and Jack can’t Teen Wolf his way out of their dilemma, a tragic ultimatum draws him up to the bridge looking for any information about this season’s main story. But while Riker and Troi hash things out on the Shrike, a synthetic resurrection puts the whole band back together again to face what’s next. Which phaser setting makes clean up a breeze? Does Star Trek have a bad track record with actors named Michelle? What do Armus and the Changelings have in

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01:06:18

Riding Shotgun in the Teen Wolf Van (Picard S3E7)

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2023/03/31

When Jean-Luc and Beverly start contemplating genocide, Vadic catches up with the Titan to try to take Jack by force. But when Lore locks out Geordi and Vadic slips out of Picard’s trap, her tragic backstory raises new questions about Jack’s unique physiology. What’s the sneakiest thing about watermelon as a flavor? Where could this season have used a dark Wheaton punch up? Who do we really want to see in a spinoff show? It’s the episode that‘s getting irritated about the cliffhanger from the last

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01:15:00

Changeling Equals Meatloaf (Picard S3E6)

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2023/03/24

When the band is mostly back together again, they’ll need all their Starfleet ingenuity to get an away team inside the vault at Daystrom Station. But when the security system glitches because it recognizes Riker, learning what else was stolen means leaving someone behind. What happens to a body when it’s exposed to too much Nexonic energy? How many more Daystrom exhibits are there? Do ancient myth and pornography agree on anything? It’s the episode that’s ten times more dangerous than a portal

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