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The West Virginia Surf Report!

Jeff Kay

Jeff Kay‘s Ridiculous Adventures In Suburbia

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Ep. 254: Maybe These Things Run Off Dumbass?

The West Virginia Surf Report! ·

2022/02/26

In this one I tell you about the significant change at our house that's affecting my sleep, the purchase of shockingly expensive concert tickets, my recent experience with a recommended SiriusXM channel, my miraculous wireless headphones, and my thoughts on breakfast in bed. All this and two fresh new calls from Ian in Scotland. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more)

38:59

Ep. 252: Do You Want Your Money Or Not?

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2022/02/18

In this one I tell you about the "high douche" I saw at the grocery store, the delivery (finally!) of our new treadmill, the bossy and judgy ATM I use, two more people I probably wouldn't remember if not for some small ridiculous story attached to them, a strongly worded letter I sent to the Frito-Lay Corporation, and more thoughts on Reacher. All this and two new calls to the hotline from Patrick in Memphis. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you

33:11

Ep. 250: I Think I Need To Take Some Better Vitamins...

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2022/02/09

In this one I tell you about the big ice storm that hit us a few days ago, the February 'No New Jeffs' column, the travel plans we have on the books so far this year, a surprising phone call my son received from a car salesman, and watching Reacher on Amazon Prime. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly

37:34

Ep. 249: She’s Draining Like A Bastard Now!

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2022/02/04

In this one I tell you about our dishwasher repairman follow-up visit, buying lottery tickets immediately after being whipped into a frenzy by work garbage, yet another flip-flop near-tragedy, an attempt to guest host on the Beatles Channel, and my nightly Perry Mason ritual. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the

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Ep. 248: But That Doesn’t Matter, I Look Like That...

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2022/01/29

In this one I tell you about my post-Covid world, the biggest vending machine ripoff in recent memory, our preparation for the impending treadmill delivery, a fake-ass Tweet that was pushed to my phone which managed to confuse and infuriate me, the end of one lottery "project" and the start of another, and my urge to write a second novel. All this and four new calls to the hotline! I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to

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Ep. 246: I’m Carrying A Full Viral Load!

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2022/01/14

In this one I tell you about my winter cold and the surprising result of that crap, the head shot I had to submit to my job, and the catastrophically clogged toilet here at the House of Kay. All this and a new call from Ian in Scotland, directly from his car. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Join the mailing list here. Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain

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Ep. 244: I Can’t Even Imagine A Scenario Where...

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2022/01/04

In this one I tell you about my wild New Years Eve, share some thoughts about people forwarding dick pics, talk about my new Substack humor column, the death of Betty White, Toney's upcoming participation in a mock trial, and a trip to Florida we'll apparently be taking in early spring. All this and a fresh call from our old friend Eugene via the hotline. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Join the mailing list here. Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over

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Ep. 242: I Want To Submerge Myself In The Local Color!

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2021/12/24

In this one I share some thoughts about Christmas and New Year, the result of me not shaving for about a week, my attempt to keep my work emails under control, recently being charged for a "senior haircut," an endless stream of House Hunters International at our house, and a documentary I watched about Scientology. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Join the mailing list here. Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4

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Ep. 240: Ol‘ Sweet ‘n‘ Sour And Dumplin‘ Boy!

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2021/12/14

In this one I tell you about how I sleep all over this house, a recent visit to the highly-underrated Dairy Queen, a grocery store run for snack sacks, my upcoming renewal of SiriusXM, the root of my deep-seated fear of tornadoes, and an interesting question I saw on AskReddit. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Join the mailing list here. Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll

41:14

Ep. 238: Random Notes From The Bunker!

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2021/12/05

In this one I tell you about my plan to continue stacking the vax, a new monthly humor column I'm writing at Substack, an exciting purchase I made at eBay recently, my birthday trip to the DMV, a return to our favorite watering hole, the baseball lockout, and my top 5 Spotify Wrapped artists. All this and two fresh calls from the hotline. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Join the mailing list here. Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to

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Ep. 237: And This Is How My Day Started!

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2021/11/27

In this one I tell you about how we prepared our Thanksgiving dinner, a rare day when I was fully rested and how the family paid the price for it, how I nearly lost my life taking a picture of bird shit, a movie Toney and I watched in an actual theater last weekend, and some TV shows we're watching now that it's cold and dark at 3 pm. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Join the mailing list here. Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to

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Ep. 236: Midnight Snacks And Bicycles!

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2021/11/21

In this one I tell you about some especially-good craziness I posted at the website this week, my favorite midnight snacks, my opinions on milk, and some ridiculousness involving my childhood bikes. All this and the triumphant return of the Whistle Dick of the Week! I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening. Join the mailing list here. Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately

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Ep. 234: Comedy, Poop, and Murder!

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2021/11/11

In this one I tell you about seeing Louis CK perform, in Reading, PA, with the older boy. And I share three new calls to the hotline. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Join the mailing list here. Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade

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Ep. 232: Are The Popular Fast Food Joints Any Good?

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2021/11/02

In this one I tell you about my autumn angst, the new "shitty beers of my youth" project I recently started, and a run-down of the 10 most popular fast food restaurants in the United States and my quickie opinion of each. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Join the mailing list here. Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're

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Ep. 230: OMG Don‘t Say That Out Loud!

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2021/10/25

In this one I tell you about my "instant gratification" problem, something my dad said that should never be spoken aloud, the new Beatles box set, and a problem I had with my Chinese takeout. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Join the mailing list here. Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and

39:28

Ep. 228: Your Rolling Stones Field Report!

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2021/10/11

In this one I tell you about my first time seeing the legendary Rolling Stones, with the older boy in Pittsburgh. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Join the mailing list here. Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation, and you'll immediately gain access to the weekly bonus shows. They're each a full-length episode and are only available to supporters at Patreon. Upgrade today! Also, we now have

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Ep. 226: The Quickening

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2021/10/03

In this one I tell you about my revised ranking of the seasons, the upcoming Rolling Stones show I'll be attending with the older boy, the plans for our coming week of "vacation," and the demoralizing end of baseball season. All this, plus two new calls to the Surf Report Hotline, from Rod and Patrick. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Join the mailing list here. Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly

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Ep. 224: Protecting Our Great Institutions!

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2021/09/24

In this one I tell you about someone backing into me at a Burger King drive-through, a person Steve knows who appeared in the Hustler Beaver Hunt, the Manhattan Project-level effort required to watch porn in my day, and my mistaken belief that Nissan stole the Surf Report podcast theme music. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Join the mailing list here. Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly donation,

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Ep. 222: Noodle! Dusty! Scooby! Andy!

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2021/09/15

In this one I tell you about the various dogs I've known throughout my life, and share a few stories about each of them. Some fine, fine hounds... with one possible exception. I also share two phone calls from the hotline, including one that clears up some Downton Abbey criticism I recently received. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Join the mailing list here. Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered. Just pop on over to patreon.com/jeffkay, sign up for a $4 (or more) monthly

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Ep. 220: A Return To The Motherland!

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2021/09/06

Are you craving a 42-minute summary of my just-completed trip to West Virginia? Well, you're in luck! Just click PLAY and you'll be into it. Highlights include GPS trouble, a memorable detour, hot baloney, hobo dinner, Red Lobster, Cracker Barrel, another tour of my hometown, a baffling new resort they're building, many game shows on TV, and a pilgrimage to the Mothman statue. I hope you enjoy it, thanks for listening! Join the mailing list here. Need twice the Surf Report? We've got you covered

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