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Emergency Pants Podcast

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When life gives you lemons, you put on your emergency pants.

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Episode 117: Did You Already Masturbate?

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2010/10/13

Episode 117: It’s a classic chatcast, people. We hope you enjoy it. Klixx have a satisfying click Shane is a danger to himself and others Download: Episode 117

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Episode 116: Gravy Needs

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2010/10/06

Episode 116: It’sa me! Gravio! Bridget is the third caller! Penny sent us the Big Kids Guide to Turtles – thanks, Penny! VOICEMAIL! VOICEMAIL FROM SHAE! OOOOooooOOOooooh! Shane has robots More Pantscon attendees confirmed Ants! At the Drive-In! Download: Episode 116

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Episode 115: Mommy Needs A Minute

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2010/09/29

Bridget tries to get drunk and is thwarted by her own clumsiness Ken Burns is a smartypants, but that’s okay Shane’s cat Maus had a pooplosion Pantscon 2011 We got emails from Alyssa, Pam and Katy! Hi again to Toppie Smellie of the Smellcast and Bridget sincerely apologizes to Walter. Clair is AWESOME! Download: Episode … Continue reading »

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Episode 114: Fan Appreciation and Recognition Telecast

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2010/09/22

Episode 114: We love you guys. Happy things! We got emails from Gavin and Pam Hi to Alyssa in Canada, Katy, and the Fey Driver Bridget’s loving the Smellcast ANGRY THINGS! This camera commercial gave us angry jazz hands! If you HAVE to talk in the bathroom, PLEASE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT! Download: Episode 114

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Episode 113: Fresh Balls!

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2010/09/16

Dear Listeners, Hey there! You look fantastic – and I just *love* your sweater! Anyway… We talked for an hour but our cunting recording software stopped after a half hour and now we’re sad. We talked about cunts and religion AND read some letters. We’ll just have to do it again next week! In the … Continue reading »

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Episode 112: What Are We Gonna Call This Fucker?

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2010/09/08

Episode 112: Filled with twangy goodness courtesy of Marshall! Our guest Marshall makes neat things. For reals! Julie Jackson: is she Boo Radley? Silicon Zoo – I dunno. Ask Shane and Marshall. Shane’s tying knots in shit. We beseech you – do not talk on the phone in public bathrooms. It’s just not right. Yarn … Continue reading »

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Episode 111: Emergency Pants: The Musical

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2010/09/01

Episode 111: And a-one and a-two and a-three and PANTS and step and step and FOSSE and JAZZ HANDS! We crack ourselves up Bridget tells the Dyson guy to take the goddamn marbles out of his mouth when he talks We create a system for dealing with stupidity Steak. We love Richard Cheese, and we … Continue reading »

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Episode 110: Chicagoings On

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2010/08/26

Episode 110: NO TRIPODS OR WATER ON THE BRIDGE! Bridget had some visitors! Check it out! Shane got one of these! You can get one here. Bridget is in love with Angus Oblong. For reals. She also likes Chris Uminga and PEEP. Today’s cover art was drawn by the talented Angus Oblong. The one that … Continue reading »

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Episode 109: Could You Please Explain Cheese Balls?

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2010/08/18

Episode 109: THIS IS EMERGENCY TROUSERS PEOPLE! This episode contains 100% more Jamie – IN BRIDGET’S HOUSE! I’ll be honest. I don’t have any notes. Sorry. Go listen to this slowed down Justin Bieber song and maybe it will help. Download: Episode 109

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Episode 108: Two Boys Live There

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2010/08/11

Episode 108: You can keep your blank in here! We’re both kinda punchy and needy this week. I dunno what we talked about, except: Marshall is hilarious and awesome. Hi to Robyn Enz and our biggest lil’ fan, Alyssa Download: Episode 108

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Episode 107: Penile Denial

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2010/08/04

Episode 107: Ain’t no thang. We got a voice mail from Marshall, who also makes cool videos! Thanks Marshall! We know you’ve seen double rainbow, but hey, it’s worth another look. Antoine Dodson and the remix We discuss the Aciphex effect, including: Penis pens. For reals. Penis mouse. For reals. Download: Episode 107

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Episode 106: Finger Milk

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2010/07/28

Episode 106: IT’S A KELLY AND JOE SHOW! Happy Birthday, Shane! Shane went to DC and met some of our awesome listeners We got the best email in the world Listener and kindred spirit Marshall took Furby pictures That fucking What Would You Do TV show Kelly recommends The Legend of Neil There was a … Continue reading »

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Episode 105: Happy Kitty Bunny Pony

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2010/07/14

Episode 105: Hooooooooly SHIT! Wait, Wait – Don’t Tell Me is a fun podcast Obsessed with Obsessed Drunk Link Bridget’s internet is cuter than your internet. There’s two Shoedini commercials, with Gilbert Gottfried or without Gilbert Gottfried Bridget worked for The Swiss Colony once – not the Amana Colonies Check out Bad Movie Bingo Navy … Continue reading »

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Episode 104: Who Cut the Cheese?

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2010/07/09

Episode 104: In which we ALMOST had RJ from A Cup of Fresh Hell as a co-host, but Skype was being a bitch, so alas, not this time. *hangs head* Anyway, we talked about a lot of crap. Mostly farts. Sorry. Here’s a whole bunch of fun videos to make up for it: Panda Cheese … Continue reading »

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Episode 103: Pussitivity

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2010/06/30

Episode 103: I dunno. Joe sent Shane a pressie! Thanks, Joe! Harry Potter The Surprised Puppy Face pictures came rolling in! Death by pussitivity Death by email from Merlin Mann Hammocks will steal your lady if you aren’t careful Look, a fancy art show featuring Bridget, Jamie, and VSC! Bridget met the awesome Sarah Moore … Continue reading »

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Episode 102: FEELS LIKE WE’RE WALKING ON SUNSHINE!

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2010/06/23

Episode 102 has negatively effected our lives in the following ways: We say air hair lair to Clair and David We discuss Shane’s bed Shout out to RJ and Chris at Cup of Fresh Hell Shae is reading bad books Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows is awesome Bridget and the security guard at work Use the … Continue reading »

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Episode 101: Philosophicalcast

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2010/06/16

Episode 101: See my loafers? Former gophers. We make bad fashion choices, like Shane’s ball shorts discussed in this episode We have high expectations We didn’t talk about them, but LOOK AT THESE ADORABLE ANIMALS! I SAID LOOK AT THEM! Hey, be a dear and comment and like this video so a friend of ours … Continue reading »

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Episode 100: IF You Know What I Mean. *wink*

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2010/06/09

Episode 100: Holy crap, it’s episode 100!!! Williard Scott is nuts Bill Kurtis is awesome! James Earl Jones has that voice when he does every day stuff, too, you know. Needs to be developed: Emergency Pants drinking game. Additional: Stitching N Junk drinking game. Discuss. America’s Next Top Bridget’s Mom is… *drum roll* RJ from … Continue reading »

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Episode 99: Mind the Stepchildren

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2010/06/03

Episode 99: Shane’s got a bed! A new one, we mean. We like Cyanide and Happiness! The high fructose corn syrup people think we’re stupid. JERKS! The Face Trainer is ridiculous. Watch the third video down. TRUST ME. Then, go add a photo of yourself making silly faces to this flickr group! Please? Will YOU … Continue reading »

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Episode 98: Please Accept Our Deepest Apology

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2010/05/26

Episode 98: We’re sorry and junk! Oh my god, you guys! We have guests! KELLY AND JOE! Oh, and their kid. Steve. Sam. Shawn. SETH. ANYWAY. Tonight we discussed: Cheese Nips Balls Poop Steak Steak Small amount of peas Air conditioning Bridget’s Mom Download: Episode 98

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