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Something Something Joystick

Xavier Rubetzki Noonan & Tom Sanderson

The official blog of the official podcast of the official Xavier Rubetzki Noonan and Tom Sanderson.

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86 - Packs!

Something Something Joystick ·

2013/07/23

This week, it's our PAX Australia special! And as such, this episode is pax-ed with content: arm gestures, fiction, super-computers, sneaky-poo, salt, Humphrey Bogart, Superman, female actors, Caesar salad, standing, governmental mind control, an interview with Gaming Cult's Zac Innes, sneezing, The Legend Of Zelda: A Link Between Worlds, Freedom Fall, Rayman Legends, Cloudberry Kingdom, Framed, Deck War, Saints Row IV, Collosatron: Massive World Threat, hand-holding in games,the Oculus Rift, Power

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85 - Exi-stench-ial Crisis

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2013/07/14

This week:Fantastic Voyage, human bodies, pasta, Connecticut, Julian Assange, PAX, the DualShock 4, firefighters, coffee, time travel, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, andThe Last of Us. In SSST: Microsoft's ever-changing Xbox One policies, the future of Mario, EA's next-gen pricing, the newly announcedRatchet & Clank: Into The Nexus, stellar sales for the stunning The Last of Us, and Xbox's newly appointed dear and glorious leader. In Ask SSJ: we're joined by Cameron Juan as well as two more Prophets of

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84 - Good Lucky

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2013/07/07

This week, we celebrate America, step on the Pope, get boners for tuna, and talk about PAX, funny humorous jokes, a tequila-fuelled dinner party, an update on the SSJ Video Game Book Club, The Last of Us, x-buster, and giving drugs to kids. In SSST: Don Mattrick leaves Microsoft and joins Zynga, and the Xbox One will be able to scan QR codes. Yep, that's it! Oh, except the afterlife, M. Night Shyamalan, and more... In Ask SSJ: throwing the baby out with the bathwater, strokes, doctor-doctor jokes,

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83 - State Of Decay

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2013/07/01

This week, we talk about time-wasting, illness, Avril Lavigne, The Last of Us, the SSJ Video Game Book Club,Chrono Trigger, and hand-crafted chip music. In SSST: we talk about the changing landscape of Australia's video game ratings system, with reference to Saints Row IV and State of Decay. We also note a positive change at Microsoft. In Ask SSJ: we talk about Xbox support, I accidentally steal one of Scott Aukerman's jokes, we discuss Back To The Future, Jon Stewart, Agamemnon, sushi, Mad Max, and

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82 - The Equivalent Power Of A Hot Dog

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2013/06/23

This week:retail, rabbits, sneezing, feet, girlfriend, amputation, sweater, beard, caffeine, The Book Was Better, SSJVGBC, PAX Aus, Ouya, The Last Of Us, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Mad Men, andChrono Trigger. In SSST: Microsoft does a 180 on its Xbox One policies, Sony outlines the changes to PS+, Fez 2is announced, and Whore Of The Orientdevs get some government funding. In Ask SSJ:crinkly plastic, nipples, milk, heartburn, hair, masturbation, collections, Vine, mermaids, fictional food, Batman,

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81 - E3 2013!

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2013/06/16

This week, it's our bumper marathon-length E3 special!We discuss self-wrapping burritos (patent pending), Cooking Mama, blimps, a date with a girl (!), Tom's experiments with leather, The Last Of Us, andChrono Trigger. In SSST: it's our annual wrap-up of all things E3! We pull apart the conferences from Microsoft, Ubisoft, EA, and Sony, as well as Nintendo's... non-E3 thing! In Ask SSJ: we talk blisters, The Last Guardian, snakes and spiders, some unhappy Xbone news, our tangents, facial hair,

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80 - Illegible Bachelor

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2013/06/10

This week, we talk about cough buttons, PAX Aus, E3, the Pixel Sounds festival, Hooters, teens, IGN AU's The Last Of Us Black Beta, Patch Kolan's hypothetical daughter Rebecca, Isla Fisher, Nashville, LSDJ, Okami HD, music theory, and yelling things. In SSST: we clear up some confusion about Microsoft's just-announced Xbox One (and add some more into the mix), look at Amazon's new indie games store, and ponder one of the greatest mysteries in video game history. In Ask SSJ: we talk about Tom's

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79 - Ain't Misbehoovin'

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2013/06/03

This week,we discuss comas, Pee-Wee Herman, Barney the Dinosaur, Twilight, Harry Potter, Tom's difficulties understanding cinema, Dolly the Sheep, Tom's dog, Beethoven, my dream wedding, Earth-Martian relations, the origins of food, upcoming events for The Last Of Us, andthe oncoming joy and horror of E3. In SSST: Sony saysPS4 games will feature Remote Play for Vita, and EA are ditching Online Passes for future andpast games. Also, retailers have to have make-believe price-points so they can start

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78 - Episode One

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2013/05/27

This week,we discuss Hall & Oates, tight socks, Pauline Hanson, a thorough Freudian analysis of breasts, a visit to SSJ Industries HQ, our first appearance on actual radio, Carly Rae Jepsen, Tom's future at university, and vaccuum cleaners. In SSST:we talk long and hard about Microsoft's just-announced console, the Xbox One! That's it! In Ask SSJ: darn punk kids these days, The Book Was Better, trashmonster Catwoman, "skin colour" crayons, ducks, a peculiar Would You Rather involving (what else

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77 - Constant Sadsackery

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2013/05/20

This week,we discuss Jay-Z, lateness*, breast-testing, police corruption, our tales of crime, methods to prevent a mugging, Mad Men, Taylor Swift's upcoming Australian tour, medals, our sporting achievements and failures, bullying, Deadly Premonition, and games that make us feel like children. In SSFST: we talk about our pals Fun Machine, famous tennis players, twins, Gran Turismo 6, online plans for The Last of Us, Fassassin's Creed, and Nintendo, who have demonstrated yet again how out of touch

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76 - Dalmartians

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2013/05/12

This week,we discuss farts, incorrigibility, Game of Thrones, Google history, Boticelli, ghosts, the official SSJ App, the history of the condom, Tom's voice, meditation, podcast suicide, Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon, Mortal Kombat,GTA: Vice City, and a whirlwind tour of your favourite sitcoms from the 80s, 90s and now. Also, we discuss whether ghosts are real, and play a game of 'Where Is It?', which is kind of like a game but not fun. In SSST: Sim City 4 is announced, EA and FIFA to keep working

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75 - I'll Cut You Out In Post

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2013/05/05

This week,we're celebrating the Fifth-o de Mayo! We discuss Star Wars Day, mayonnaise, weird foods, Sea Monkeys, PlayStation Plus, Thomas Was Alone, The Walking Dead, racism, video game reviews, recent standup shows, loss, and nuclear war. In SSST: Microsoft's Xbox announcement is just around the corner, and the just-announced Call of Duty: Ghostswill be revealed there too, Sony announce the date for their big E3 press conference, while publishers like 2K Games, Valve and Nintendo won't be

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74 - Professional Comedians

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2013/04/28

This week, on a very special Tom's Birthday special, we discuss my favourite song, our first standup show, surprise parties, The Last Of Us, our new website and email addresses, and recording an album. In SSST: we have a date for the reveal of the new Xbox, we discuss grave shopping, and elves, Nintendo's E3 plans, new GTA V trailers on the way, Ratchet & Clankmovie announced, Call of Duty: Ghostsmight be a thing, there's a Metal Gear25th anniversary collection on the way, then we talk about The

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73 - 4/21

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2013/04/21

This week, we celebrate our favourite least favourite subculture, and talk about dancing throughout history, 3D printing, Scooby-Doo, the soul, IGN Australia's Dead Island: Riptide Black Beta, the SS Joystick Annual Button Donation Drive, our episode of The Book Was Better, our thoughts on attempting standup comedy, alternative riot control, andBioshock Infinite. In SSST: Nintendo reveal a new Zelda game, and it's a follow-up to A Link To The Past, Earthbound finally comes to Virtual Console, and

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72 - Best Wishes

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2013/04/15

This week, we talk about Rent, Rod Serling, ladies, farts, hip-hop, Dungeons & Dragons, juice, Scientology, Jane Levy, Guacamelee,and other dip-related puns. In SSST: Margaret Thatcher, Ayn Rand, Rihanna, alternate readings, Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon, Marc Maron, The Game, Batman: Arkham Oranges, GTA soundtracks, TV locations, burglary, insurance fraud, Square Enix's financial troubles, accents, EA voted 'worst company in America' again, and a failed Mega ManFPS. In Ask SSJ: we discuss

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71 - Slippy-Doos (feat. Lee Sullivan and PETE HOLMES!)

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2013/04/07

This week, we're joined by our pal (and raconteur) Lee Sullivan to discuss our trip to Melbourne, fish jerky, apartheid, and Tom's drunken antics. We cut to audio recorded on the scene, including a special (and very awkward and fangirlish) interview with the one and only Pete Holmes. Then we touch on the brand-new Sly Cooper: Thieves In Time, and new DLC forSound Shapes. In SSST: Disney disbands LucasArts, Rockstar unveils GTA V's cover art, and Telltale announces Poker Night 2. Yep, that's all. In

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70 - Gimme Gimme Bioshock Treatment

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2013/03/31

This week,we talk about native bird calls, North Korea, hangovers, cockles, Tom's double-date, Hercules, Jessica Alba, Bioshock Infinite, and cheating in games. In SSST: The Walking Dead, Hotline Miami, and Limboheaded to PS Vita, Square Enix announce the wrong Final Fantasyremakes, Yoichi Wada resigns as Square Enix CEO, Twitter thinks Valve is about to announce something, and Konami announces Metal Gear V: The Phantom Pain. In Ask SSJ: we make up our own fanfiction, forget to help Ghost Bride

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Review - Bioshock Infinite

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2013/03/29

Talk about a game you can't put down. Irrational Games returns to the Bioshock universe with BioshockInfinite, a game which takes place in an alternate-history 1912. You control Booker Dewitt, an ex-Pinkerton agent with a shady past, tasked with recovering a teenaged girl named Elizabeth from a big, tall, tower.Perhaps the greatest strength that the game has over virtually all others on the market is, (as we've come to expect from Irrational), that it leaves convention at the door. For starters,

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69 - #SSJ69 (feat. Ree Mansell and Patch Kolan)

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2013/03/24

This week,I'm too drunk to remember what happened today, but needless to say, it was verysexy and very... alcohol. HUGE thanks to everyone who wrote in and contributed to making this a brilliant and super fun 69th episode spectacular! MUSIC USED: SSJ (CXDR XXX RMX) - Cherax Destructor Ici la Femme (XXX Mix)- Louise Vertigo (The Lounge King) / CC BY-NC 3.0 Lose Control- Dyabolical feat. Gionni/ CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 Sweet Somethings-Jeffrey Letterly/ CC BY-NC-SA 3.0 SSJ Theme 2 - Xavier Rubetzki

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68 - Alan Turtle Dickman

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2013/03/17

This week,I'm not wearing any pants, and we talk about 5 o'clock shadow, Australia's founding fathers, Turkish baby names, The Easybeats, our plans for the 69th Episode Spectacular (inc. Patch Hutley/Cherax Destructor, Ree Mansell, and Patch Kolan!), strange emotions and dreams, comfort in the normalcy of others, Justin Timberlake, Tom's white-bread family, tardiness, Alien vs. Aliens, Identity, andTomb Raider. In SSST: Deep Silver unveil Saints Row IV, voice actor Dred Foxx pushes for a new Parappa

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