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We Hired a Sitter For This

Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

Newlyweds Ross & Patrick discuss love, sex, and whatever else tickles their fancy.

health & fitness sexuality

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Ep. 065 – Who cares about a sack of cells??

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2019/10/28

It’s been two weeks since you’ve heard from Ross and Patrick and they’ve missed you terribly. Don’t worry- everything is ok. They just went on vacation aaaaaannnnndddd got some major life news. So they put a pin in it and now they’re back to overshare and answer all the questions you never asked.

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Ep. 064 – Who cares about Kelly Irene Corson??

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2019/10/14

Even though Kelly, Ross, and Patrick have known each other for over a decade, this was definitely the most time they've ever spent together. Prior to recording this episode, Kelly put Peggy through two hours of her dog training paces. She's the dog whisperer of Ross and Patrick’s dreams and is helping them turn their little Peggy right around. Goddess bless this woman. We swear she was not held hostage. Join us while she shares about career changes, trusting your gut, taking risks, and being a big

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Ep. 063 – Who cares??

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2019/10/07

Enjoy this week's episode!

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Ep. 062 – Who cares about Cassandra Cushman??

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2019/09/30

Cassandra Cushman is an actor. She's a writer. A psychic, a witch, a healer. She's so many things beyond this realm we can’t fit it all in this little paragraph. Take a listen as these three spirits connect on a multitude of levels and maybe life times! Whoa, man... One thing is for sure, Cassandra speaks Ross and Patrick’s language (and Peggy’s language too for that matter). She's a highly attuned witch who is incredibly well versed in astrology with an MFA in acting. The Who Cares pod loves this

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Ep. 061 – Who cares about weddings, reunions, and...

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2019/09/23

Ross, Patrick, and Peggy went upstate for a family wedding and Patrick’s 20 year high school reunion. Everyone came away from the weekend feeling emotionally hungover from the bittersweet highs and the stress-induced lows. Ross and Patrick balanced having a good time with their respective brands of generalized anxiety while Peggy exhausted herself from love, attention, and gnawing through her crate cover. What they thought would be a fun recap of the weekend turned into a much deeper conversation

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Ep. 060 – Who cares about Juno Tempest??

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2019/09/16

This week we care about Juno Tempest, a comedian and writer in Brooklyn. Join us for a titillating convo about astrology, sex work, trans issues, and young love in NYC. You can hear more from Juno on her weekly show "Sad Trainee Poetry Hour" on Radio Free Brooklyn every Sunday at 4pm. She's also the host of the Genre Reassignment comedy show at Branded Saloon in Prospect Heights.

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Ep. 059 – Who cares about The Great Outdoors??

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2019/09/09

Did you miss Ross and Patrick last week? They felt terrible that they didn’t record an episode for you. (Just tell them you missed them. They’re very sensitive and crave validation). Have no fear, they’re back and they recorded while driving upstate because vehicular multitasking is worth it for their fans. It's you all who keep this empire running. The fans and Jesus. Mostly Jesus actually (Is anyone else watching 'The Family' on Netflix??). Anyway on this episode, R and P talk camping, 12 step

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Ep. 058 – Who cares about Billy Procida??

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2019/08/26

Billy Procida, the "Manwhore" himself, is in the Who Cares podcast studio! He talks to Ross and Patrick about standup, podcasting, sex work, and turning his sex positive slut lifestyle into a career. Billy claims to be extremely problematic but Ross only found minor problems here and there. Overall, this threesome had a lovely in depth conversation about relationships, sex, and societal closed mindedness. The trio also decided they’re doing the lord's work and that the world needs more whores out in

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Ep. 057 – Who cares about Chuck Thornton??

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2019/08/19

When Ross first met Patrick, he was a reality TV producer who used a blackberry constantly and hair product never. (Ross' subsequent fashion and cultural influence on him cannot be understated.) He also had a long term "work husband" by the name of Chuck Thornton with whom Patrick road-dogged across the country to tell the stories of many while eating the garbage of few (when it comes to food, they’re kind of alley cats). Join in as Patrick and Chuck reminisce about their days as collaborators while

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Ep. 056 – Who cares about sluts in paradise??

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2019/08/12

Ross and Patrick's main junk food TV show obsession is The Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise and its trash spawn, Bachelor in Paradise. The entire Bachelor brand is based on the myths we were all sold about love and relationships during our Disney-enhanced childhoods. On this episode, the Who Cares hosts discuss the first episode of Bachelor In Paradise, the drama that ensued, and how little do all these hormone-hyped contestants know, they’re all in open relationships and navigating them terribly

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Ep. 055 – Who cares about Lindsay Goldwert??

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2019/08/05

Lindsay Goldwert is a journalist, podcaster, comedian, author, and all around fascinating human. She joins Ross and Patrick to discuss the exciting release of her first book, Bow Down: Lessons From Dominatrixes on How to Get Everything You Want. Listen as they dive into the taboo territories of sex and money and how empathy and empowerment are not mutually exclusive. Lindsay shares about the alpha females featured in her book and the incredible power of example Dominatrixes can be to women in all

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Ep. 054 – Who cares about healing after breakups??

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2019/07/29

He's our (self-proclaimed) #1 fan and newly appointed President of the Who Cares Fan Club. This week we welcome back Bro of the show Dave Martineau! He’s 31, he’s single, he’s in therapy, and he’s uncomfortable with his sister’s openness. Dave traveled to NYC for the weekend to bro down with his sis by going to karaoke, the beach, and watching a healthy dose of Xanax television (The Office). He regales Patrick and Ross with insane tales of online dating, and his plans to rescue dogs from negligent

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Ep. 053 – Who cares about dating while married??

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2019/07/22

Did you know there’s a sex-positive dating app for singles and couples? Well there is and Ross and Patrick have done lots of swiping left and right. In this episode, they talk about digital dating while married and how doing so after 7 years of monogamy is fuckin' scary! Couples therapy has saved R and P more than once and transparency and negotiation are the keys to their open relationship. This one is so fun they sing a song about a herpes infected eagle! You’re definitely gonna want to add it to

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Ep. 052 – Who cares about teamwork??

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2019/07/15

This week Patrick and Ross catch up after being separated by The Road for four days. Ross experiences shades of single motherhood while Patrick was out performing at various breweries around the northeast trying to make enough money to feed his dog-ter back home. Listen in as the two share their respective adventures and discuss life ahead.

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Ep. 051 – Who cares about death, sex, and dishwasher...

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2019/07/08

Ross and Patrick summer in Connecticut now. And yes, they prefer their favorite season in verb form. On this episode join them and Peggy for a ride down I-95 as they chat about family dynamics, son-in-law responsibilities, and bangin' in Ross' childhood bedroom. If that still doesn't sound like enough oversharing, don't worry! They’ll also relive the details of last week's challenging couples therapy session.

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Ep. 050 – Who cares about open relationships??

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2019/07/01

It's episode 50!! Can you believe it?? It only took this duo 50 episodes to decide what they really care about (or at least what they actually want to talk about): Sex, love, alternative relationships, and everything in between! This week Ross and Patrick reveal more about their foray into ethical non-monogamy and their plans for sexual world domination (Kidding! They only wanna start a sex cult. Or maybe a commune). Does all this sound scary and confusing and like too much information? Then maybe

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Ep. 049 – Who cares about episode 49??

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2019/06/24

Not these two!

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Ep. 048 – Who cares about episode 48??

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2019/06/17

This week Patrick and Ross and their third co-host and dog, Peggy, drive southbound on I-95 and talk about all sorts of things. (Well truthfully, Patrick and Ross do most of the talking while Peggy naps in a donut formation in the back seat). Take a listen as The Family Holbertineau mourns the passing of their dear Aunt Sue, discuss father's day, and share their gratitude for the kind feedback about last week's bombshell episode from supportive listeners. Get Pegged ya'll!

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Ep. 047 – Who cares about STI’s??

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2019/06/10

On their most revealing episode yet, Ross & Patrick discuss STI's, non-monogamy, and sex in general. If you thought it was impossible for them to be even more transparent, take a listen as Ross shouts her truth from the rooftop while Patrick skittishly divulges his. With this podcast, they hope that by opening up more, they can promote more positive conversation around sexual health and relationships. Open your mind (and maybe your legs) to this week's show!

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Ep. 046 – Who cares about Peggy??

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2019/06/03

Well last week they were being voyeurs at the dog park and now their sitting IN the dog park. Ross’ dreams finally came true... she wore Patrick down and got them a dog!!! Welcome Peggy, the adorable mutt to the Holbertineau family. Peggy came into their life as a foster from In Our Hands Rescue and she’s staying in their lives as their doghter. Ross and Patrick talk about how becoming dog owners has already begun to change their lives for the better and the unexpected. Peggy is a precious little

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