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PODCAST

Can You Don"t?

Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt

Can You Don"t? is a weekly, comedic podcast where Joe Paisley and Bryan Albrandt delve into the depths of the Internet in order to retrieve the best and worst examples of humanity, while openly mocking themselves along the way for being complete idiots.

comedy improv

All Episodes

01:18:37

Can You Don't? | Timeout. Microwave. Garage Door....

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2023/03/08

Remember that one time you went to a birthday party in a hotel room, got bored and decided to poop on a plate, stick in the microwave, press 99:99, then leave the party? Let's talk about that, proud and not so proud memories we have with our children, how many people growing up had sex with their friend's mom, plowing into a parked car and somehow getting a promotion because of it, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content

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01:21:36

Can You Don't? | Montana. Camera. Mattress. Free...

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2023/03/01

What would you do if you were cleaning a hotel room and came across a bunch of cocaine? Take it? Call the police? Let's talk about that, flying to the wrong city by accident, the true fighting power of 10,000 rats, how much Joe is enjoying the dating app world, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It

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01:19:24

Can You Don't? | Toothpaste. Goggles. Sandbox. Just...

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2023/02/22

What would your reaction be if you stumbled across a romantic novel that was using your face on the cover without you knowing? Let's talk about that, how hot your partner would have to be in order for you to ignore some super annoying thing they do, how gross is toothpaste spit in the sink, what happens if you make the song "Roxanna" only about rocks, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode

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01:21:12

Can You Don't? | Cheap Vodka. Oil. Naked. Ethernet.

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2023/02/15

Remember that time your wife left town for a fun vacation and you randomly decided to buy a Tesla without talking to her about it? Bryan does. Let's talk about that, burning your legs off with hot oil, showing up naked to your court hearing, why does every dad have a giant bin of useless cables, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the

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01:19:35

Can You Don't? | Sheriff. Couch. Cowboy Boots. Dunk...

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2023/02/08

What would you do if you hired professional movers who straight up quit after getting your couch wedged in the stairwell? Let's talk about that, a gun range that also serves alcohol, a bitter business owner who threatens costumers who leave one-star reviews, sitting on a cake while you gobble down a dong, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is

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01:59:02

[HONK EDITION PREVIEW] Can You Don't? | Topless....

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2023/02/01

*** FREE PATREON BONUS CONTENT PREVIEW*** Give it a listen! And we hope you'll consider supporting the show on Patreon! http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New Episodes every Wednesday at 12pm PST Watch on

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01:21:00

Can You Don't? | Hail Mary. Batteries. Chips. Dog Bowl.

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2023/01/25

Is there any amount of money you would accept in exchange for having birds constantly try to land on you? Let's talk about that, Bryan's dad hiding batteries everywhere he possibly could, Joe's dad making the entire family sleep outside in the winter, hiding snacks from your partner, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you

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01:19:18

Can You Don't? | Juice Cleanse. Tampon. Fork. Unicycle.

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2023/01/18

Can you ride a unicycle? If yes, would you consider riding it over 1,800 miles along the entire eastern seaboard?! Let's talk about that, fishing for things inside your vagina, tying tiny backpacks full of meth to pigeons attempting to smuggle drugs into prison, one of the weirdest cashier experiences of all time, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is

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01:19:47

Can You Don't? | Toothpick. Controller. Shrooms. Ace...

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2023/01/11

How mad do you get when playing video games online? Ever thrown you controller off a balcony into the street? haha... let's talk about that, why Joe hates banks so much, getting insanely pissed that an ambulance is parked in the bike lane, what happens when you slow down Alvin and the Chipmunks, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the

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01:21:39

Can You Don't? | Ragtag. Sleeping Bag. Bullying....

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2023/01/04

What if you found out the person that had been cyberbullying you and your friends for YEARS was actually your own mother?! Let's talk about that, only being able to orgasm after hearing bad news, printing your own face on a potato, why are sleeping bag storage bags so Goddamn small, and more on today's episode of Can You Dont?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can

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01:19:15

Can You Don't? | Tiki Torch. Lemonade. Alpaca. PornHub.

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2022/12/28

Last episode of 2022, coming in HOT! Let's talk about that, having flaccid teeth that only get hard when you're hungry, getting cum on your aunt's hoodie, why do certain businesses feel it's necessary to send out year end emails, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us:

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01:17:25

Can You Don't? | NSA. Creepy Santa. Toilet. Pube Beard.

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2022/12/21

Have you ever stopped and truly thought about how creepy the concept of Santa really is?! It's insane. Let's talk about that, getting pubes stuck to your face, a toilet that either hates or loves you pooping in it, pumping 69 babies out of your vagina, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would

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01:16:45

Can You Don't? | Oxygen. Waterboarding. Sad. Olive...

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2022/12/14

Can you imagine reaching a stage in your life where you're totally cool with unplugging someone's oxygen breathing machine because the noise was bugging you? Let's talk about that, everyone in the world being way happier than you, bringing your dead dog into an Olive Garden, the stupid shit we all did as kids, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE

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01:17:36

Can You Don't? | Baby Punch. Dungeon Master. Trevor....

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2022/12/07

What's the deal with fingerless gloves? Do you want your hands to be warm OR NOT?! Let's talk about that, a lady getting away with straight up punching a baby, selling your roommate's car without his permission, getting a nice spanking after each time you sneeze, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle and access all the extra content on the end of each episode PLUS tons more?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show

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01:21:08

Can You Don't? | Taxidermy. Plane Crash. Duck. Surprise.

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2022/11/30

What would you do if your doctor informed you that you're going to die, but then hired a barbershop quartet to explain all the details? Let's talk about that, lopping off someone's appendage without their consent, a happy ending to a doggie pane crash, pranking your loved ones on Christmas, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us:

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01:14:21

Can You Don't? | Ponytail. Microphone. Vacuum. Anal...

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2022/11/23

Did you think you could clinch your butthole hard enough around some anal beds to stop yourself from falling to your death? Let's talk about that, an underwater museum that we had no idea existed, a lady using bees as an attack animal, accidentally coating your own sunglasses in semen, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't? *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us:

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01:16:16

Can You Don't? | Compliment. Rodeo Clown. Pizza....

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2022/11/16

When's the last time your girlfriend's mom invited you to suck whipped cream off her toes? Never? Right. Let's talk about that, having to flip a coin to make any decision, sticking your peen in a hot cup of coffee, being able to smell Parkinson's disease, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast *** New

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01:11:36

Can You Don't? | Baseball Bat. Speed Bump. Flick....

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2022/11/09

What would you do if you woke up one day, looked outside, and someone had set up an entire yard sale in your lawn selling none of your items? Let's talk about that, hitting 5th graders in the head with a baseball bat, headlights for your Crocs, being run over multiple times by the same car, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us:

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01:18:12

Can You Don't? | Tree Sap. Crosswalk. Emergency. Pee...

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2022/11/02

How frustrating would it be to call 911 and have to navigate robotic menu options in order to get the help you need? haha let's talk about that, throwing your own son under the bus to save face, barking like a dog at other people's kids, pushing old people over, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us: http://patreon.com/canyoudontpodcast

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01:25:05

Can You Don't? | Hocus Pocus. Velveeta. Fart. Giant...

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2022/10/26

This is the only time of the year you get to potentially see Yoshi beating the crap out of a vampire. And there's something special about that opportunity. Let's talk about that, accidentally inviting all of Hell into your home, doing a half-ass job at taking out the trash, having sex in a Gravitron, and more on today's episode of Can You Don't?! *** Wanna become part of The Gaggle?! Our Patreon page is LIVE! This is the biggest way you can support the show. It would mean the world to us:

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