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Episode 258 - Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa...

They Called This a Movie ·

2023/12/15

We continue to punish ourselves this holiday season with some of the worst Christmas movies we've ever watched. This week, we're watching Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa, an animated film so bad that it has to be a scam. Join us as we discuss the improbable cast of voice actors, the terrible animation even by early 2000s standards, and a great grandma that shouldn't be the guardian of a young child. Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie.Our theme

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Episode 257 - Christmas Cupid (2010)

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2023/12/08

We head back to the late 2000s/early 2010s as we spend Christmas in a Hollywood obsessed with shaming it's young starlets. And a Hollywood in which Christina Milian was relevant. It's Christmas Cupid on this week's episode of They Called This a Movie. Join us as we discuss the unlikable leads, the lack of any real lessons learned, and once again come to terms with the lack of Christmas.Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie.Our theme music was written and

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Episode 256 - A Karate Christmas Miracle (2019)

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2023/12/01

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas in TCTAM world as we once again celebrate Christmas movies all December long. And this year, we kick it off with an absolute doozy. Suffice it to say: nothing quite prepared us for A Karate Christmas Miracle. Join us as we discuss the incoherent ramblings of a drunken psychic law professor, the lack of any real karate, and uncover a lot about the actual nature of this movie. Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie.Our

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Episode 255 - 7th Heaven: Last Call For Aunt Julie...

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2023/11/17

We're celebrating Thanksgiving this week, as this is the last episode before the holiday. And we're not watching Blood Rage this time!This year, we decided to spend the holiday with the Camden's as we watch the first season Thanksgiving episode "Last Call For Aunt Julie". Join us as we discuss how hard Julie hits the bottle, Mary's complete lack of compassion for her aunt struggling with addiction, and Stephen Collins's shady behavior.Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok

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Episode 254 - The Son of Bigfoot (2017)

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2023/11/10

We're heading to the woods this week in search of sexy cryptids, as we watch the animated film, The Son of Bigfoot. Join us as we discuss Bigfoot laying pipe, inexplicable Sasquatch powers, and whether or not being bald can turn you into a villain. Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie.Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.

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Episode 253 - Zapped! (1982)

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2023/11/06

We're headed back to school this week with Scott Baio and Willie Aames, as we watch the 1982 teen sex comedy, Zapped!Join us as we discuss the weird middleground between coming-of-age story and sex comedy this movie tries to exist in, that odd Carrie-like ending, and Scott Baio. NOTE: This episode was originally recorded as our September Movie of the Month. Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie.Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can

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Episode 252 - Cabin Fever (2002)

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2023/10/27

We wrap up another spooky season with our October Movie of the Month. This year, we close out the month with Cabin Fever, diected by Eli Roth. Join us as we discuss the comedy, sitting next to Dennis, and the fact that Marcy is always making chili. Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie.Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.

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Episode 251 - House of 1000 Corpses (2002)

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2023/10/20

We get down and dirty with Rob Zombie this week, as we take a look at his first foray in the directing chair, as we discuss 2002's House of 1000 Corpses. Join us as we discuss Sherri Moon Zombie's screechy performance, the unlikable protagonists, and try to figure out who or what is a Dr. Satan. Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie.Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.

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Episode 250 - Friday the 13th Part III (1982)

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2023/10/13

We're back to celebrate Friday the 13th in October. After a couple of weeks of hiatus due to some personal reasons, we're back to kick off our full month of horror episodes. Appropriately enough, we're ringing in Friday the 13th with the second sequel in the Jason Voorhees series, Friday the 13th Part III. Join us as we discuss the unmemorable characters, the artifacts of the 3D craze of the 80s, and discuss Jason bumbling around the woods like a buffoon. Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod

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Episode 249 - Gymkata (1985)

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2023/09/22

Gymnastics-based martial arts mixes with Cold War-era espionage as we watch Kurt Thomas infiltrate a 900-year-old game of endurance in Gymkata. We're joined by Matt Singer (@mattsinger), Editor from Screen Crush, to discuss this cult classic film from the director of Enter the Dragon. Join us as we try to figure out the rules of "The Game", discuss better alternatives to this secret operation, and spend some time in the VIllage of the Crazies. Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok

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Episode 248 - Freddy Got Fingered (2001)

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2023/09/15

Hollywood let Tom Green run amok in the early 2000's, which ultimately led to this week's film and possibly 9/11. We endured the infamous Freddy Got Fingered for this week's They Called This a Movie. Join us as we discuss Tom Green's rise to prominence, the renaissance this film has received over the years, and try to figure out what Green was trying to accomplish with this movie. Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie.Our theme music was written and performed

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Episode 247 - Above the Shadows (2019)

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2023/09/08

Romantic fantasy mixes with MMA when Olivia Thirlby becomes invisible and continues being a terrible person in the 2019 film, Above the Shadows. Join us as we discuss the rules of being invisible, what would happen if she became pregnant, and scratch our heads about the whole mixed-martial arts of it all. Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie.Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.

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Episode 246 - Freejack (1992)

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2023/09/01

We head to the future with Emilio Estevez. That's right: we're headed all the way to 2009 to discuss the sci-fi action film Freejack. Join us as we discuss how we've never heard of this movie before, the impressive cast, and the twists on top of twists. Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie.Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.

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Episode 245 - 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain...

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2023/08/25

We kick back and knuckle up this week, as we watch tiny child ninjas take on domestic terrorists in 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain. Join us as we discuss the lean, but still bad at acting Hulk Hogan, the complete lack of character arcs, and how we'd prefer to watch a 3 Ninjas/Ernest P Worrell crossover movie. Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie.Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram

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Episode 244 - D.C. Down (2023)

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2023/08/18

This week, Mark is back from his trip overseas and he brought violence with him, as he forced us to watch D.C. Down, a Tubi Original mockbuster of a 10-year-old movie made by The Asylum. Join us as we discuss Eric Roberts, threads that go nowhere, and just how brutal this movie was to get through. Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie.Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.

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Episode 243 - Baywatch: Bash at the Beach (1996)

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2023/08/11

With Mark away this week, we decided to change things up a little and cover something we don't usually cover: syndicated television. That's right: this week, we decided to put on some red swimsuits and hit the beach as we watch WCW's biggest stars rub elbows with the babes of Baywatch in the season 6 episode titled "Bash at the Beach". Join us as we talk about Hulk Hogan creeping on the girls, the wrestlers walking around like absolute maniacs,and the importance of the proper SPF. Find us on Twitter

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Episode 242 - Killing American Style (1988)

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2023/08/04

We can't help staring at Robert Z'Dar's jawline this week, as we watch him terrorize a family in Killing American Style. Join us as we discuss our useless hero, a bored Jim Brown, and the sleaze of a good Amir Shervan movie. Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie.Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.

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Episode 241 - Deadly Cheer Mom (2022)

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2023/07/28

We are here for the tea this week as we go headlong into classic teenage drama with Deadly Cheer Mom. Director Doug Campbell brings us a mystery involving cheerleaders, overbearing moms, and deepfake technology. So join us as we discuss the twist and turns, the confusing lessons learned, dips with far too much celery. Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie.Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram

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Episode 240 - Anaconda (1997)

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2023/07/24

We're heading to the Amazon and dealing Jon Voight's terrible accent this week, as we talk about the mainstream creature feature, Anaconda, on this week's episode. Join us as we talk about all thing Voight, bad 90s CGI, and try to unravel the villain's plan.Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie.Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.

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Episode 239 - Chairman of the Board (1997)

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2023/07/14

Box office poison! We're talking about the ill-advised attempt to make Carrot Top a movie star this week, and he's dragging Courtney Thorne-Smith down with him in Chairman of the Board. Join us as we discuss Larry Miller putting the movie on his back, the terrible inventions, and the absolute lack of laughs. Find us on Twitter and Instagram @TCTAMPod and on TikTok @theycalledthisamovie.Our theme music was written and performed by Dave Katusa. He can be found on Instagram @dkat_productions.

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