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The Comedian Next Door

John Branyan

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50:32

TCND: Three Types of Liars (Computer with the Soup)

The Comedian Next Door ·

2022/02/14

Hi, Neighbor! The Peaches used to believe that every, single bad thing on the planet could be attributed to "selfishness." (And she still leans that direction.) But NOW she thinks absolutely every conflict boils down to a clash between the Truth and a lie.Lots and lots of people are really struggling to express themselves. We give two examples of comments from John's "critics." But, they're just collections of generic, angry-sounding words. To be a criticism, a thing needs to be clear and

50:56

TCND: God Rules Humor, Spoiled Brats (Pope and...

The Comedian Next Door ·

2022/02/07

Please join us in praying a hedge of protection around the Comedian's recording equipment. Welcome to our table--where Tabby is just getting back from an appointment with her newborn, Warren. We're pretty sure this lip-tie surgery is going to cure ALL of his future ailments.Tabby hasn't had Facebook for over a year, so she hasn't seen our dad's recent posts. So, pull up a chair what while we fill her in on all the things we've been discussing on social media this week...Every time you laugh at a man

52:28

TCND: Joe Rogan and Possessed Women (Free Africa w/...

The Comedian Next Door ·

2022/01/31

The boys/men of the family just got back from eating "Man Food." Quick--let's talk about what made John laugh this week, before we dive into the INTERESTING stuff the Peaches wants to discuss.First of all, why are a bunch of irrelevant, old musicians picking a fight with Joe Rogan? Well--we want to announce (formally) that we're joining the boycott! Hopefully this earns us some attention, as it has done for Neil Young and Joni Mitchell.Next, what about Apple's new emoji of the "pregnant man?" And

53:53

TCND: Trans Traitors and Elon Musk Interview (Wet Jerky)

The Comedian Next Door ·

2022/01/24

Welcome to our table, Neighbor Pkarlgh. The Peaches is particularly thankful for spreadable butter today. Also--please enjoy this story about a misbehaving toddler and the lengths a mom/aunt must go to discipline those little humans.Are we being "petty" and "making a big deal out of nothing" when we forcibly remove the stolen deer jerky out of a child's mouth? Yes--the Bible says blessed are the peacemakers. But, how do we keep peace with rebellious sinners?That leads John to an example involving

48:02

TCND: Post Holiday Blues and God Made Toilets...

The Comedian Next Door ·

2022/01/17

Welcome back to our much-less-jolly house, Neighbor Pkarlgh. We're undecorating, and we're talking about how to deal with disappointment or discontent. (PLEASE teach your kids to recognize and manage their feelings of disappointment. PLEASE!!!)Later: John has been upsetting the pro-Abortion crowd. But the Peaches believes Christians/Pro-Lifers are making headway in the culture war.Finally: Why are some people soooooo dumb? It's almost as if God doesn't like them very much.Email

56:07

TCND: New Intros, Less Creativity (Poop!)

The Comedian Next Door ·

2022/01/10

Welcome to the Comedian's house, where we spent the afternoon recording new intros/outros for your listening pleasure! The four McBabies complicated the process juuuuuust a bit. Write us at nextdoor@johnbranyan.com to let us know what you think.Next, we've been discussing the problem with creating brand new content every, single day and never stopping to promote or share the content with a wider audience. Most people are intimidated by a blank page and a blinking cursor. But John PREFERS to start

59:45

TCND: HOUSEGUEST, The Wainwrights

The Comedian Next Door ·

2022/01/05

The Comedian is at the table with Mitch and Michelle Wainwright, who opted to have an apologetics presentation at their wedding ceremony. Who's idea was that? How exactly did they insert apologetics into the festivities? And how was it received by their guests?Pull up a chair and join the discussion! If you'd like to get in touch with Mitch and Michelle, you can email: eaglescoutmjw@yahoo.comFollow John Branyan on Gab and Facebook. Also--tune in for the Starving Comics Quarantine Show on John's

47:01

TCND: Careless Words (Bigger Fish to Fry)

The Comedian Next Door ·

2022/01/03

Welcome to the kitchen table of the Comedian Next Door. When you're here, we affectionately call you "Neighbor Pkarlgh." The Comedian's family is gearing up for a Christmas-and-New-Year's hybrid celebration, and we have a lot of preparations to make. But first, let's talk about the sin of speaking without thinking carefully first... Have you noticed that many, many people take their ability to communicate for granted? Too often, they say things they don't actually mean because they don't THINK about

8419:04

TCND: Being Jerks and Mama Aint Happy (Festive...

The Comedian Next Door ·

2021/12/06

We're trying to cut down on the microphone clunking, Neighbor. Let us know how that's going. Also, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas at the Comedian's house! Unfortunately, we can't think of very many good words to describe it… So let's get down to business talking about whether Christians should be jerks! Nobody actually thinks being a jerk is a good thing. But, sometimes, comedians say things they don't mean, to help make a point. The Peaches isn't convinced that John made his point

10109:41

TCND: Ugly Sides and Police Reports (Everything...

The Comedian Next Door ·

2021/11/29

Hey, Neighbor! The Podcast Ninja (Luke) shot a deer. Silas wants a quesadilla. And we've been decorating for Christmas... After all of that, we get busy talking about WHATEVER WE WANT, because we can draw connections with any two ideas if we think about it long enough! (Send us your suggestions for two seemingly-unrelated topics. We will tell you how to make them connect. It'll be fun.) There’s a meme that sometimes makes the rounds saying, “People will provoke you until they bring out your ugly

8034:24

TCND: Blunt Talk with Family (Stinky Feet)

The Comedian Next Door ·

2021/11/22

Welcome to the kitchen table, Neighbor Pkarlgh! The ladies in our family get together once a week for "Just Because I Love You Day," and this time John is crashing the hen party. So, we're recording two podcasts at the same time. On the mics: John, Peaches (Amanda), Megan, and Tabby. (You can find the Four Sisters' podcast, Just Because I Love You, by clicking this link: https://open.spotify.com/show/4JRPgFcJV1xmZKO7MXhd1C ) There are twice the number of children usually in the background,

10164:41

TCND: HOUSEGUEST, Joel Berry of the Babylon Bee

The Comedian Next Door ·

2021/11/17

We have a HOUSEGUEST at the table today! We're chatting with Joel Berry, managing editor of the Babylon Bee, and John is proud to be one of Joel's very first friends. Joel knows a thing or two about being funny in a culture that finds everything offensive. Join us as we discuss what it takes to run a successful satire website, while still maintaining a clear conscience before God. In this episode: --Huckabee's GORGEOUS greenroom --How Joel landed his dream job --Comedians and childhood

8145:12

TCND: Introducing the World’s Dumbest Woman (Do You...

The Comedian Next Door ·

2021/11/15

Hey, Neighbor! Sorry for the technical glitch in the intro. No idea what's going on there. John just came back from St. Louis, where he was hanging out with Tim Hawkins' family. They recorded a podcast which will get published next week and involves important conversation about grapes. NO SPOILERS! You'll just have to listen when it's available. Also: tune in Wednesday, because we've got a HOUSEGUEST in the form of the Babylon Bee's managing editor, Joel Berry. And now the moment you've all

8566:57

TCND: Money Won’t Educate and Empathetic Witches...

The Comedian Next Door ·

2021/11/08

Hi, neighbor! If you're listening, we call you "Pkarlgh." It's another challenging day in Homeschool Land. Shockingly, when you set out to educate your children, it's not all smiling faces and photo ops. Lots of people think they can solve this problem by throwing another trillion dollars at the public school system--to reward the "good teachers" who are trying to get 8-year-olds to stop writing more wrong answers before you've finished erasing the first one… John thinks there are actually

10742:02

TCND HOUSEGUEST: AD Robles

The Comedian Next Door ·

2021/11/03

We're here at the kitchen table with a neighborhood celebrity--our FLF brother--Adam "AD" Robles. To kick off, we joke about not knowing what we're supposed to be talking about. Except, it's not really a joke, and we literally don't know what we're talking about… Eventually, we find our rhythm and dissect the way "Evangelical" leadership has failed to defend itself against Cancel Culture. (Hello, Josh McDowell!) But maybe the falling away of cowardly pastors is a blessing in disguise?… In this

8288:25

TCND: Peacemakers vs. Pacifists (Saucy Sushi Ship)

The Comedian Next Door ·

2021/11/01

Welcome to the Comedian's house, Neighbor Pkarlgh! If you don't want to spend a long time shooting the breeze about Japanese food, we apologize in advance. .... John published a post about "Peacemaking" this week, and the Peaches wasn't impressed with his delivery. It was a bit rambly and unorganized. Buuuuut, there were some strong points. Here's the private message John received: "I do have to ask, have you become a Facebook troll? Hahaha! It's funny. But you seem to donate your opinions, many of

8490:40

TCND: Self-Love for Me, Not Thee (Family Feud)

The Comedian Next Door ·

2021/10/25

Welcome to our house, Neighbor! We're not over-exaggerating when we say John and the Peaches aren't seeing completely eye-to-eye on this episode. Be prepared for a little bickering... A listener weighs in on a recent episode. Do teachers WANT their students to be as offended as possible? The Peaches disagrees with both John and the Neighbor who sent us this email. Many, many, many Tik-Tok, Instagram influencers claim they were raised by parents who didn't LOVE them enough, and it caused

9401:30

TCND: John Comments on Everything (Hate Mail!)

The Comedian Next Door ·

2021/10/18

This episode is dedicated to reading comments, emails, and reviews from people who aren't very impressed with John Branyan (to say the least). Welcome to the kitchen table, Neighbor Pkarlgh! If you have always wanted to tell John that he's an incompetant loser who wouldn't understand humor if it fell from a tree and knocked him over, then you're going to love this! If you'd like to send us some hate mail, you can contact us here: nextdoor@johnbranyan.com Thanks for laughing with our family,

11522:01

TCND: HOUSEGUEST, Chris Scheufele

The Comedian Next Door ·

2021/10/13

We've got a HOUSEGUEST at the Kitchen Table today: our friend and educator, Chris "Shoof" Scheufele. Chris travels the country giving talks to students about how to be emotionally resilient. Recently, he delivered a speech at a new school that went GREAT! Everyone laughed, they clapped, and they wanted to have him come back again soon… Well, ALMOST everyone… We talk about the way a small minority of offended teachers can control the entire school. Why does the principal allow this to happen? How

7926:27

TCND: Just Shut Up (Facebook Down)

The Comedian Next Door ·

2021/10/11

Hi, Neighbor Pkarlgh! We decided to record a podcast in the middle of the Facebook Outage, because we thought it might be headline news for longer than 10 minutes... John talked to his Computer Coding Genius friend who gave us some insider information on why the whole system went down for the longest blackout in the platform's history. THEN, we give an update about the Speeding Ticket Lady from last week's episode about toxic femininity. (Spoiler: she still has dozens of people encouraging her

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