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Movie Mastery

Jef Aldrich and Jon Taylor

Jef and Jon review movies by randomly rolling on an audience-submitted list.

tv & film film reviews

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Movie Mastery – Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008)

Movie Mastery ·

2020/02/07

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/02/movie-mastery-repo-the-genetic-opera.mp3 It’s the musical movie with a cult following that I can only assume likes it ironically. I literally cannot fathom why anyone would choose to watch this more than once. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

84:13

In Theaters Now – Cats

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2020/01/23

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/01/movie-mastery-cats.mp3 You did it. You made us go see Cats. I hope you’re proud of yourselves. Now reality has lost all meaning and Jon can’t seem to stop introducing himself as Jauntypine the Podcast Cat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

81:24

Movie Mastery – Winter’s Tale (2014)

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2020/01/11

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2020/01/movie-mastery-winters-tale.mp3 What if stars are miracles left by people when they die and we wish on the love of those who have gone before with heaven’s wishing love miracle? What if every person has a miracle inside them but also is a miracle in and of themselves? What if a horse was actually a dog? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

80:35

Movie Mastery – Fred Claus (2007)

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2019/12/13

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2019/12/movie-mastery-fred-claus.mp3 Jef has been allowed to take over the movie decisions for the month and has decided it’s “A Very Vince Vaughn Christmas”. First up we find out out Santa’s deadbeat brother and also there are just so many questions about the world building in this. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

87:58

In Theaters Now – Doctor Sleep

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2019/11/28

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2019/11/movie-mastery-doctor-sleep.mp3 In a surprising twist, this sequel to a novel/movie that is 30 years old isn’t just some random garbage thrown together for a cash grab. But is it good? You’ll just have to listen to find out. Or watch it yourself. Or I guess read some other review. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

72:36

Movie Mastery – Future Cops (1993)

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2019/11/14

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2019/11/movie-mastery-future-cops.mp3 When the past needs saving, you call the Future Cops! They’re…well, they’re just Street Fighter guys with a flair for the slapstick. This still might be a better Street Fighter movie than the one we actually got, though. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

73:00

In Theaters Now – Countdown

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2019/10/31

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2019/10/movie-mastery-countdown.mp3 October comes to a close and so too must Horrortoberfest but first one final treat from these tricksters. We said we weren’t doing an In Theaters episode this month but we totally are! Enjoy a movie that definitely isn’t quite as bad as the premise might lead you to believe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

73:29

Movie Mastery – Return to Horror Hotel (2019)

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2019/10/17

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2019/10/movie-mastery-return-to-horror-hotel.mp3 This horror anthology runs the gamut of topics from the subversive quality of platonic male touch to the charming and lovely nature of middle America that we all still seem to look down on. No, wait, sorry. That’s just the bits we’re doing. The movie is about finding out how low budget you can make short movies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

67:25

Movie Mastery – Await Further Instructions

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2019/10/03

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2019/10/movie-mastery-await-further-instructions.mp3 Have you ever thought, “You know what? Maybe technology isn’t great and we rely on it too much”? Well then you should watch Black Mirror. Have you already watched all of Black Mirror? I guess you could probably watch this then. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

81:14

In Theaters Now – IT: Chapter 2

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2019/09/20

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2019/09/movie-mastery-it-chapter-2.mp3 The end of the clown saga is here. With a fairly bloated run time of just under 3 hours; can Chapter 2 capture the magic from the first one? Or will the story of a bunch of 40 year olds remembering when they got scared as kids not hold up as well? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

69:24

Movie Mastery – Mom and Dad Save the World

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2019/09/06

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2019/09/movie-mastery-mom-and-dad-save-the-world.mp3 Imagine if someone with no sense of humor decided they wanted to make a movie like Spaceballs. Now imagine they decided to make it a Jeffrey Jones vehicle. Now imagine you had to watch it for a podcast. Ok, now imagine an elephant with six legs. Imagination is fun! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

77:26

In Theaters Now – Dora the Explorer and the Lost City...

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2019/08/25

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2019/08/movie-mastery-dora-the-explorer.mp3 In this children’s TV show turned teen adventure movie, the entire thing seems to have been dipped in a layer of magical realism where talking monkeys are simply nonsensical but talking, bipedal foxes in masks are hardly noteworthy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

83:34

Movie Mastery – Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me

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2019/08/08

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2019/08/movie-mastery-twin-peaks-fire-walk-with-me.mp3 Content Warning: David Lynch kinda went all in on the rape stuff in this movie. It’s just one more bit of awful in the sea of garbage that is this awful, boring movie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

72:46

In Theaters Now – Crawl

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2019/07/25

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2019/07/movie-mastery-crawl.mp3 A movie about alligators attacking during a hurricane is actually getting some pretty decent critical reviews. But can a well crafted horror movie penetrate Jef’s tough, scaly hatred for the genre? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

64:18

Movie Mastery – The Scorpion King 5: Book of Souls...

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2019/07/12

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2019/07/movie-mastery-scorpion-king-5-book-of-souls.mp3 Technically we randomly rolled The Scorpion King as our movie this week. However, after seeing that a Scorpion King 5 existed; we simply needed to know what was going on with this franchise. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

94:05

In Theaters Now – Dark Phoenix

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2019/06/27

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2019/06/movie-mastery-dark-phoenix.mp3 It’s time to review the final installment in the X-Men franchise under Fox. Is it going to be more of the same and end on a real wet fart of a movie? Golly, that would be sad! Let’s hope not! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

76:53

Movie Mastery – The Crow (1994)

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2019/06/14

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2019/06/movie-mastery-the-crow.mp3 Were you a little gothy kid in the 90s? Then you don’t need us to tell you about this movie. Or, actually, you probably do because this one gets some serious goth tinted glasses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

78:15

In Theaters Now – Pokemon: Detective Pikachu

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2019/05/30

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2019/05/movie-mastery-detective-pikachu.mp3 We went to go see Detective Pikachu after I messed up and only put 3 options on the available poll for the month. Oh well, now you can learn all about how we don’t know anything about Pokemon and how Jef continues to find theaters with the worst people in them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

73:13

Movie Mastery – Gravy (2015)

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2019/05/16

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2019/05/movie-mastery-gravy.mp3 Three cannibals take a small restaurant hostage for their annual Halloween feast. But don’t worry, it’s light hearted and jokey. But don’t worry, it’s also incredibly gory. But don’t worry, none of it works and the whole thing sucks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

101:24

In Theaters Now – Avengers: Endgame

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2019/05/02

https://systemmastery.files.wordpress.com/2019/05/movie-mastery-avengers-endgame.mp3 It’s an extra long episode about an extra long movie. Over 20 movies in the making and now two idiots from the internet get to nitpick minor quibbles. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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