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Composed

Chase Bernstein

Chase Bernstein tackles the minutiae of everyday life through a stream of consciousness filled bursting with humor, subtlety and passion.

comedy stand-up

All Episodes

44:07

Christmas Cactus

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2020/12/08

Chase takes to the field via an Instagram poll, asking people to share a recent online purchase they made and how they felt about said purchase. Where is James Harden? Where is the package containing a Lululemon backpack someone got stolen off their porch? These are life's bigger questions that honestly, we might never know the answers to, but we can try... we can try.

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41:28

Dear People Who Are Nowhere To Be Found When It's...

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2020/12/01

An absolutely heated episode Chase recorded high off of an entire pumpkin pie.

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50:20

Thanksgiving Special w/ Joe Marrese

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2020/11/24

The turkey has been cooked to perfection, the mashed potatoes- whipped to hell. You and your loved ones are seated at the Thanksgiving table and are just about to dig in when a "Ding!" goes off in the distance. "What is that?" You frantically ask one another. "Did you not take the stuffing out?" Your aunt accuses you, "I took the stuffing out!" You insist. So what else could be fresh out the oven?? Then it hits you... episode 16 aka the first annual Thanksgiving special starring legendary comedian,

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37:57

Dear People Who Claim They Can't Sleep In

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2020/11/17

Recorded in a muscle tank and white sweatpants, episode 15 came to play. Chicken Pot Pie is examined, and early risers are assessed. The episode concludes in, really the only way it can: Chase recounting the emotional turmoil caused by an Ikea return; a tale she's considering optioning as a feature length film for Paramount. "A rollercoaster ride I didn't want to get off of. " - Luke Sandals, The New Orleans Tribune.

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50:20

Dear People Who Always Ask You For A Piece Of Gum

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2020/11/10

Gum, anyone? Chase finds the time to provide a dissertation on the subject of gum: Brands, flavors as well as etiquette are covered more extensively than anyone would like. Another monumental trip to the beach is unpacked. In the words of Chris Martin, Coldplay frontman and ex-husband of Gwyneth Paltrow, "Nobody said it was easy... no one ever said it would be this hard."

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68:16

Cheese w/ Billy Scafuri

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2020/11/03

Chase is joined by comedian, writer, and Douglas Fir connoisseur, Billy Scafuri on this gorgeous yet stressful first week of November. Cheese is discussed at length as well as their shared podiatrist, Dr. Keith Gurnick.

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39:19

Dear People Who Have More Items Than They’re Supposed...

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2020/10/27

Episode 12 traipses onto the scene as chaotically as a Walgreens opening across the street from a Rite Aid. A particularly windy day sends Chase catapulting down memory lane to her first, late in the game, bee sting, as well as her unprecedented fear of keys and locks (not a metaphor). Later in the episode, she finds herself in the throes of a trying tale about her recent experience with a 40% off one item coupon at CVS. "Episode 12 took me to places in my soul I had long since forgotten." - Linda

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62:10

Aunty Ann

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2020/10/20

Chase has a conversation with the artist formerly known as Aunty Anne as well as engages in a harrowing tale about a waitlisted Zara item, the concept of wool, as well as a rare glimpse into her time abroad in Israel. "Absolutely not to be missed" - The Delaware Times

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35:40

Dear People With Normal Names Who Spell Them Weird

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2020/10/13

Chase pulls out all the stops for the colossal milestone that is episode 10. Including but definitely not limited to: The reveal of Berkeley Goldschmidt's middle name, an Urban Outfitters transaction gone wrong, as well as an update on the Quiznos mug debacle. This episode is rated W for "Wild."

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42:24

Dear People Who Come Prepared For A Beach Day

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2020/10/06

Chase escorts herself on a life changing trip to the beach, thus inspiring iconic topics such as baby seagulls and cantaloupe.

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31:42

Dear People Who Take Charge In An Elevator

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2020/09/29

An unprecedented expos into elevators, escalators and stairs. Has anyone ever dared have the stamina to explore all three of these topics at once? I would bet my life they have not.

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64:08

Berkeley L. Goldschmidt

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2020/09/22

Chase's Christmas Tree Lot co-star, Berkeley L. Goldschmidt checks in from literally, Indiana, where he is in his first year of college, more specifically in the Kelley School of Business. A college campus in a pandemic? Covered it. Berkeley's unprecedented loyalty to United Airlines? Covered it. All that, plus more.

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57:09

Dear Strangers Who Ask How's It Going Whilst Walking...

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2020/09/15

Chase is joined by a left handed guest, her boyfriend and gorgeous social butterfly, Donny Divanian. Social etiquette is covered, the Census is touched upon. Caiman make an appearance.

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31:08

Living In The Wind

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2020/09/08

Temps reach triple digits, sending Chase spiraling into an unprecedented story about the time she nearly fainted in St. Petersburg on Warped Tour. A VistaPrint mug update as well as a ropes course analogy ensues.

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47:51

Vistaprint Etc.

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2020/09/01

Chase absolutely shatters the glass ceiling by changing up the format, and somehow finds the strength to field questions and general inquiries. All this plus a dilemma involving a pair of too tight Nike shoes. An experience on the Vistaprint website is discussed at length.

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36:40

Dear Cheeseboards

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2020/08/25

Is there any topic Chase won't discuss? In this week's scorcher of an episode, she boldly takes on cheeseboards; string cheese is praised while olives are absolutely torched.

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29:08

Dear People Who Love Tea

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2020/08/18

Chase has some choice words for people who love tea, and they're not great ones.

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30:03

Dear People Who Stay Til The End Of The Credits In...

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2020/08/11

Chase composes an email to people who stay til the end of the credits in movies... chaos ensues.

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