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Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it"s only Florida.

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00:21:07

Passenger strips naked and poops on the seat on...

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2025/04/29

Student Rescued From Mt. Fuji Goes Back for Smartphone, Needs Second Rescue. Southwest Airlines passenger allegedly strips naked, poops on plane seat during flight. Australian radio station secretly used an AI host for six months. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:22:31

Helpful man hides marijuana Easter eggs all over...

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2025/04/28

Man accused of devising ‘scavenger hunt’ with plastic Easter eggs filled with marijuana. US urges Mexico to stop screwworm parasite from crossing border. Selfies With Pope Francis' Body Spark Fury. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:23:29

Florida woman poses as ICE, kidnaps ex's new wife....

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2025/04/25

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida Woman Posed as ICE Agent and kidnapped Ex-Boyfriend's Wife. Floridaman Claiming to Be ‘Jesus and God’ Shot Dead After Attacking Parents. Floridaman who went to prison for impersonating a cop arrested for doing it again. Floridaman Caught with 'Bulky Wallet Full of Cocaine' at Magic Kingdom. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

00:21:02

Defeat the Cartel with songs, urges Meixico's...

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2025/04/24

Mexican President Organizes Song Contest To Counter Popular Music Genre Glorifying Cartels. Maine residents find Easter eggs containing White Supremacist propaganda in park. Oxford academics drank wine out of the skull of a slave woman as late as 2015. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and

00:19:43

Crucifixion reenactment gone wrong as 84 year old man...

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2025/04/23

Ant smugglers arrested in Kenya as government warns of new trafficking trends. Trading card series celebrating the humble lives of middle-aged men is popular in Japan. Man, 84, critically injured after falling from cross during crucifixion reenactment. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and

00:16:33

First Chipotle in Mexico will soon open. Texas school...

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2025/04/22

Chipotle heads south of the border with opening of 1st location in Mexico. TikTok trend for ‘Dubai chocolate’ causes international shortage of pistachios. Texas school district bans Virginia state flag and seal over naked breast. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:17:44

Burning sex toys cause 3-alarm fire damaging homes....

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2025/04/21

Burning sex toys cause 3-alarm Staten Island fire damaging homes. Man sinks in quicksand and emerges with a girlfriend. NYC woman dies after unlicensed surgeon tried to remove her butt implants. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

00:23:50

Florida women arrested for selling human bones on...

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2025/04/18

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man shoots himself in scheme to get a date with coworker. Florida women arrested for selling human remains on Facebook Marketplace. Florida lawmakers warn anyone trying to manipulate weather faces a felony. Floridaman named "Cocaine" attacked Subway employees with a knife. // /SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ -

00:22:32

Crosswalks hacked to play funny Elon Musk and Jeff...

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2025/04/17

918 people play Monopoly in Australia to break the group gaming world record. Unusual request from Seattle local police: Get high with us at the station. Hacked pedestrian crossings play funny audio messages from Musk and Bezos. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:15:24

Boyfriend sent bomb threat to his own girlfriend's...

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2025/04/16

Man who didn’t want to look after girlfriend’s pet sent bomb threat to cruise she was on. Man sought by NYPD for having sex with corpse on Manhattan subway train. Eggs are so expensive that some Americans will be decorating potatoes this Easter. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW

00:20:17

Sperm Racing is coming to Los Angeles. Teacher gave...

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2025/04/15

Sperm racing - a new sport is coming to Los Angeles. Buffalo Public School teacher accidentally gave students THC edibles. Residents furious that man continues to take nude walks through small Kansas neighborhood. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:20:08

Cowboys ride "emotional support" horses through...

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2025/04/14

China warns lightweight folks should stay indoors during the upcoming widstorm so they dont get blown away. Unsecured penguin caused helicopter crash in South Africa. ‘Cutthroat cowboys’ busted after wild viral video captures them riding ‘emotional support’ horses through Walmart. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website

00:19:39

Florida principal called student "Sexy Chocolate" as...

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2025/04/11

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man threw bottles of pee on employees of business that denied him job interview. assistant principal made student rub her feet, called him ‘Sexy Chocolate’. Florida teacher loses job for calling student by ‘preferred’ name. Southwest flight tried to take off from Florida taxiway after crew mistook it for runway. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:

00:19:13

Murder prediction technology will identify future...

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2025/04/10

UK is creating murder prediction technology to identify people most likely to kill. Bio company uses new tech to bring back the extinct Dire Wolf. Uber rideshare company releases their list of strange items left behind by passengers. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:20:19

Foster mom traded a human child for a monkey. NASA...

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2025/04/09

NASA Offers $3 Million to Anyone Who Can Recycle 96 Bags of Astronaut Feces on the Moon. Teens are delaying getting their driver’s licenses, but why? Cops investigating if Missouri foster mom traded a kid for a monkey to boost her exotic animal collection. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com

00:21:54

Man's 7 "emotional support" tigers were seized from...

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2025/04/08

Nevada man arrested after 7 'emotional support' tigers seized from his home. Ninja sword ban begins in the UK this summer. Laughing gas appears to reduce depression, but researchers don't totally understand why. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

00:20:48

Swastika-tattooed penis pic shared by a doctor leads...

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2025/04/07

A church in England hosts pro wrestling matches in a bid to attract converts. Queensland surgeon fined for sharing photo of patient’s swastika-tattooed penis. American influencer arrested for contacting indigenous tribe that's off limits. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host

00:24:00

Florida enjoys vandalizing Tesla's. Floridaman gets...

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2025/04/04

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman Tesla thief returns to dealer to get his belongings after stealing Cybertruck during test drive. Florida ranks among best states for ‘Alien Survival. Florida woman faces felony for Tesla bubble gum vandalism. Florida Man Arrested After Violent Outburst Over Lemonade Stand Refill. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check

00:16:51

Monster that lives under a child's bed turns out to...

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2025/04/03

‘Monster’ under a child's bed in Kansas town leads to arrest. Macon's kazoo ensemble ends on low note, fails to break Guinness World Record. US bans government personnel in China from romantic or sexual relations with Chinese citizens. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host

00:20:14

OnlyFans sued when guys realize they're talking to...

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2025/04/02

Poor sleep can make you more susceptible to conspiracy theories. Man has no idea who is putting gallons of urine in his recycling bin. OnlyFans Sued After Two Guys Realize They Might Not Actually Be Talking to Actual Models. // / SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at

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