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Deliver Us Some Evil

Deliver Us Some Evil

Deliver Us Some Evil is the red-headed stepchild of true crime and true conspiracy, the mutant offspring of ufology and cryptozoology, the cybernetic super-villain hybrid of psychological profiling and esoteric mysticism. We cover a lot of topics... Serial killers, hauntings, alien abductions, cannibalism, government psyops, monsters, cults, Satanic rituals, crime bosses, urban legends, lolcows, stalkers, nothing is too weird, wacky, or weirdly wacky for The DUSE. Join Eli and Mel for a new episode

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00:47:51

Tillie Klimek Part II: Rough On Rats

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2023/04/24

We all know family is the worst. That's why those of us at the D.U.S.E. are determined to be a family-free podcast. Wish the same could be said for the coven of Polish Blue Beards who set up shop in Illinois! In this episode Eli and Mel uncover why it's never a good idea to marry a serial widow, go to a family dinner when soup's on the menu, or ask questions when your cousin wants to borrow rat poison. Want to know what being in a family gets you? A dead husband, dead kids, and a

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01:25:55

The Vampire Plague of New England

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2023/04/17

What's more terrifying than American history? American history with vampires! In this episode Eli and Mel divulge the dirty secret that presidents from Washington to Lincoln tried to sweep under the carpet. And like all good Americans, what does Mel suggest upon first contact with strange people she knows nothing about? Put them on special reservations and take their land! Well maybe that would be more humane than Eli's suggestion of a good old-fashioned staking. Whether you're a

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00:57:28

Tillie Klimek Part I: Ask The Right Questions

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2023/04/10

Everyone makes mistakes right? Well Eli and Mel certainly aren't strangers to that concept! Just for the record the story of good old Tillie Klimek doesn't take place in New York like they mistakenly reported in the episode. No, it takes place in Chicago. But at least that's the only mistake they made -- unlike the friends, family, neighbors, and husbands of Tillie, the infamous murderess who predicted their deaths by way of black magic and talking with the damned! Those of us at the

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01:03:20

The Bunny Man Easter Special: An All American Bunny

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2023/04/09

He's not your average Peter Cottontail and Bugs Bunny has nothing on this troublemaker. He's the size of a man and if he catches you doing the premarital bang bang boogie in the back of your car, well friend he's going to put a stop to it by throwing an axe through your freaking window! That's right folks, Eli and Mel celebrating the resurrection of a two thousand year old zombie the only way they know how by discussing the legend of The Bunny Man. Is he a mutant rabbit with a Paul

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01:17:07

The School Girl Killer Part III: Big Trouble In...

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2023/04/03

In a world full of paranormal and supernatural entities one might expect a creepy ancient Asian man to be spending centuries looking for the woman of his dreams, and you might be correct. But what if instead of finding a green-eyed woman he found a hot young blonde? In this episode -- brought to you by the lovable misfits Eli and Mel -- you won't find any floating eyes, big hairy monsters, or even a truck driver. Instead you'll find the Ken and Barbie couple's relationship rapidly

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01:57:00

The Maury Island Incident: It's Science FACT-ion!

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2023/03/27

Brought to you hot off the 1940's press! Eli disseminates the truth about a very peculiar and very true incident while Mel is wrongfully skeptical of it all. Did a man fight subterranean humanoids under the streets of Germany while the rest of the world fought the Nazis? Do you believe that a simple tool can allow a man to read the thoughts of his coworkers and discover a hidden BDSM dungeon filled with white women and CHUDS? If you answered yes to any of these questions then it's likely

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01:11:19

Cryptids: Bat Boy Loves America

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2023/03/20

Eli and Mel, while exploring the Allegheny Mountains, discover a strange-looking boy trying to steal Mel's Play Girl. Instead of beating the abomination against a rock until it turns into a sack of Jello, Eli decides to interview the creature known as Bat Boy. As they sit around the fire, the monstrous boy tells the hosts of D.U.S.E. all about his secret life: all the women he's seduced, the cars he's stolen, and every time he proved Lays wrong by having just one. Bat Boy reveals that

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01:38:57

Saint Patrick's Day Cryptid Special

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2023/03/17

Want to know what Eli and Mel love more than smashing beers and wearing green? Talking about cryptids! That's right folks, you heard it here first: this episode is all about cryptids that wear green...Or is that just a lie fed to you by the people who appropriated the deep culture of turning potatoes into whiskey and having more children than you can feed? Well you can rely on the D.U.S.E. to not only offend a marginalized group of people but to give you nothing but the truest facts about whatever

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01:54:32

The School Girl Killer Part II: Couples Who Play...

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2023/03/13

This is Part Two of the most infamous serial murder case covered by the D.U.S.E. thus far. In Part One Eli and Mel discussed the upbringing of two sexual sadists and how they crossed paths. In this titillating second part Eli does his best not to be crass or gross when discussing the sexual assault and murder of numerous women and girls. Can he do it? Probably not. But Mel does her best to reign in any "horn-doggery" that might come up because this is the closest thing to a family-friendly show that

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02:36:25

The Murder at Cherry Hill

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2023/03/06

Do you know what Eli loves more than himself or rocky road ice-cream? Women! That's right folks, you heard it here first! Eli loves women and he loves them so much he devoted two and a half hours of his life to them and he isn't even going to ask for them back (not that he could get them back anyways). But his love doesn't come cheap. Can you handle the slander he spews at your gender while inseminating your ear-holes with the dark truth behind the evil vagina confederation against men a.k.a. the

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02:14:17

The Zebra Murders

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2023/02/27

Mel and Eli celebrate Black History Month in the best possible fashion -- by being insensitive while covering a difficult and rarely talked about subject. Will they manage to disseminate the truth to the masses or incite a mostly peaceful protest? Sure the case was a simple mass murder spree in San Francisco, on the surface, but scratch at the crust a little and all the secrets of today come tumbling out. Was it the work of a group of crazy madmen or were they connected to a much more popular and

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01:40:38

Luka Magnotta Part II: Getting Their Kermuppins

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2023/02/20

The long awaited return of Luka Magnotta is here! With Eli and Mel driving the struggle bus towards this story's conclusion there's only one question on everyone's mind...When will past Eli strike? Will it be when the story includes three hands? How about four feet? And then there was the thing with the body having its head in three separate locations simultaneously. Was Jun Lin some kind of three headed freak or does past Eli just suck at proofreading? Is this a continuous curse that will rear its

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02:07:55

Valentine's Day Special: Roman Family Values

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2023/02/13

Love, sex, and Mel's embarrassment are indistinguishable in this excuse for Eli to talk about the one thing that means more to him than life itself...Love. Or is it sex? What's the difference? We'll find out as Eli tells the transformational history that may or may not be true of Saint Valentine's Day. The D.U.S.E. doesn't discriminate when it comes to kinks so if it's drunken naked men whipping equally naked women with bloody strips of hide, placing wedding cake beneath your bed before sleeping, or

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01:25:07

The Curse of the Crying Boy

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2023/02/06

Eli and Mel bring you the hottest story yet! There's pyro-mancers, possibly pedophilic but definitely weird artists that may or may not have existed, and the living embodiment of evil in the form of a little boy. Do you like English muffins? Well we don't have those but we do have plenty of ragamuffins and shifty tabloid journalists. Eli has a spicy admission involving fire setting and a near and dear portion of himself while ragging on women's sports and Mel grins and bears it while just hoping

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01:20:07

Murder Plots Too Strange To Be Real

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2023/01/30

Do you like murder plots? How about fake mustaches, parkas, fake arms, guns, cats who want to kill their owners, lawyers who want to bone a loser's wife, nerds who incessantly take notes? What about coke-head sons, insurance scams, CIA hit men, women who are just bored to death, botched murders, kitty litter, football, cookies, and FBI investigations into rumors of homemade explosive collars and extortion? If you answered yes to any of those then Eli and Mel got what you need and more in...Murder

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02:09:54

Attachment Therapy Cult Part II: Crimes Against Humanity

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2023/01/23

In this episode Eli and Mel come to terms with the fact that you can only procrastinate so much before it's just laziness. But do you know what's not lazy? The grainy footage of training videos of the Evergreen Facility showing an old man straight-up abusing a child and we plugged that directly into your ear-holes because that's just another day in the studios of the D.U.S.E. Will it make you want to get involved and fight the good fight or scream like you do whenever you see that stupid Sarah

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01:42:24

The Black Volga

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2023/01/16

In this episode Eli goes off script and spreads terror with stories of a mysterious black car roaming the streets of 1950's Warsaw looking for children to drain of their life blood like human juice-boxes and then sweeping them off their feet like an American G.I. with a 16-year-old girl. Who's behind it? The KGB? Satan? Or how about the Jews? Mel has just us much of a clue as you do. So settle in, put on your tin-foil hat, and listen as Eli goes on pointless tirades about the little hat gang, makes

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01:08:17

The School Girl Killer Part I: The Selfless Lover

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2023/01/16

In this episode Eli and Mel discuss the "perfect" couple and their upbringing. Sure it was a bit rocky at first with a child molester for a father and a useless cow who can't keep it in the marriage but at least it didn't have an impact on the baby right? Or maybe it did. Listen as Paul Bernardo, a completely normal handsome young man, licks, sucks, and diddles his way through all the ladies at the bars and then some as he develops a more refined palate and proves he's not just some "selfless

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01:25:24

Lizzie Borden Part II: Lizzie's Head and Breakfast

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2023/01/09

In this episode Eli and Mel bring you the sequel to the "Daughter of Slaughter". If you think going to work with a fever is hard, try getting away with murder while so hopped up on Mother Morphine that you don't even know what state you're in. The conclusion of Lizzie Borden has everything you need: hot Irish lesbian maids, drugs, murder, bumbling investigators and terrible prosecutors, drugs, a mayor who doesn't understand what the word "suspect" means, the media being the media, drugs, a sister

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01:09:52

Luka Magnotta Part I: The Kitten Killer

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2023/01/02

How can a story about gay porn, kittens being fed to a vacuum, a self-obsessed sociopath who has a destiny for greatness, strippers, a transsexual named Barbie, an old man who loves to travel, credit card fraud, and an international manhunt led by weekend-warrior animal-rights activists who did the police's job better than the police be boring? Eli and Mel cover all of that and more in this weirdly triggering story of... Luka Magnotta: The Kitten Killer!

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