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Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed

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The unofficial, irreverent and filthy aftershow for all the new Star Trek television: Discovery, Picard, Lower Decks, Short Treks, Prodigy, Strange New Worlds, and anything else they throw at us. Each Friday after a new episode of Star Trek, Adam and Ben recap, review and roast all the New Trek. Check out our other show, The Greatest Generation, a Star Trek podcast by a couple of guys who are a little bit embarrassed to have a Star Trek podcast!

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01:08:42

Cole's Many Mistakes (12 Monkeys S1E1)

Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed ·

2023/04/28

When it’s Spring Break for Big Rodd, Ben & Adam start exploring the resumes of some favorite Star Trek creatives. But when Terry Matalas’ time-travel show turns out to be set in a Red Dawn reboot universe, it raises questions about the SyFy network’s gore quotient and who was responsible for casting. How much meat should there be on a post-apocalyptic arm bone? Where is Pennsylvania Memorial Hospital located? Does Jones need to do better w/r/t employee training? It’s the episode that was advised not

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01:32:30

Kept Afloat by Dick Pills (Picard S3E10)

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2023/04/21

When a haunted cube shows up inside Jupiter, a dustbuster club beams down to rescue Jack from the Borg Queen’s plans. But when Picard plugs himself in and the D gets ready to fire, a dozen denouements start prescribing the next era of Trek. What do they keep in Bay 13? Do all public speaking drones get similar hardware? Who had the best character arc in season 3? It’s the episode that can gofobo itself!Support the production of Greatest TrekMusic by Adam RaguseaFollow Greatest Trek on Twitter, and

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01:07:08

Two Seasons of Tantric Star Trek (Picard S3E9)

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2023/04/14

When the crew finally learns what’s behind Jack’s red door, he Teen Wolfs his way off the Titan to go handle his problems himself. But when new assimilation technology turns young Starfleets into drones, only the olds will be able to save Frontier Day. Was it the right choice for this season to bury the green lede? Whose therapist has a door that locks from the outside? What important advice did Jean-Luc give Jack? It’s the episode that’s practicing on the field!Support the production of Greatest

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01:08:00

She’s a TÁRorist (Picard S3E8)

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2023/04/07

When Vadic starts terrorizing the Titan and Jack can’t Teen Wolf his way out of their dilemma, a tragic ultimatum draws him up to the bridge looking for any information about this season’s main story. But while Riker and Troi hash things out on the Shrike, a synthetic resurrection puts the whole band back together again to face what’s next. Which phaser setting makes clean up a breeze? Does Star Trek have a bad track record with actors named Michelle? What do Armus and the Changelings have in

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01:06:18

Riding Shotgun in the Teen Wolf Van (Picard S3E7)

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2023/03/31

When Jean-Luc and Beverly start contemplating genocide, Vadic catches up with the Titan to try to take Jack by force. But when Lore locks out Geordi and Vadic slips out of Picard’s trap, her tragic backstory raises new questions about Jack’s unique physiology. What’s the sneakiest thing about watermelon as a flavor? Where could this season have used a dark Wheaton punch up? Who do we really want to see in a spinoff show? It’s the episode that‘s getting irritated about the cliffhanger from the last

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01:15:00

Changeling Equals Meatloaf (Picard S3E6)

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2023/03/24

When the band is mostly back together again, they’ll need all their Starfleet ingenuity to get an away team inside the vault at Daystrom Station. But when the security system glitches because it recognizes Riker, learning what else was stolen means leaving someone behind. What happens to a body when it’s exposed to too much Nexonic energy? How many more Daystrom exhibits are there? Do ancient myth and pornography agree on anything? It’s the episode that’s ten times more dangerous than a portal

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01:14:45

He Wears the IDIC So You Can Know the Time (Picard S3E5)

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2023/03/17

When a person from Picard’s past shows up to interrogate him about Jack, they have to rip off some emotional scabs to get back to a place of trust. But when Jack starts acting more like Jason Bourne than The Manchurian Candidate, the team uncovers clues about the evolution of the Changeling plot. When is having low expectations the best approach? How is an acting Captain’s log like a shoe? What’s Beverly’s automatic signature? It’s the episode that’s more puffy than usual!Support the production of

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01:13:18

The Ultimate Stranger (Picard S3E4)

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2023/03/10

When Riker concedes to the inevitability of the Titan being crushed by the gravity well of a nebula, he suggests that Picard use his final hours to fire up the holodeck and get to know the son that didn’t want to know him. But when Dr. Crusher recognizes contraction patterns in the light bangers they’ve been experiencing, the crew will have to hold their breath as they're birthed out of a space womb. Did Shaw put Riker in charge to avoid going down with the ship? Who gets dibs on the last wishes

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01:16:40

Best Knuck in New Star Trek (Picard S3E3)

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2023/03/03

When Captain Shaw falls on a girder and throws Riker the Captain’s keys, season 3 tries to conjure a Crimson Tide moment between hiding from Vadic or fighting the Shrike. But when the A and B stories both discover a new enemy hiding under the surface, sabotage on the Titan sends it sinking toward crush depth. What’s the mind-reading deal between Riker and Troi? Who is in the running for Starfleet’s best Captain? Did David Cronenberg consult on Picard? It’s the episode that’s missing a canonical

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01:09:45

Still a Chance of Nubbin (Picard S3E2)

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2023/02/24

When Season 3’s big baddie catches up with the Titan, her demand for Jack Crusher comes with a terrifying ultimatum. But when Riker gets exasperated by Picard avoiding the question, he pulls Beverly out of a coma to find out who Jack’s father is. How did the Crushers acquire the Mariposa? Which character is less likable than the villains? What will this season’s Bajoran Tablet be? It’s the episode that’s kind of on Team Shrike!Support the production of Greatest TrekMusic by Adam RaguseaFollow

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01:20:22

Compounding Assholery (Picard S3E1)

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2023/02/17

When Admiral Picard receives a super-secret message, he calls in some favors to reach its point of origin. But while Raffi and her handler struggle to stave off a terrorist attack, Jean-Luc Jakes a shuttle to con his way into his next adventure. Are all signs pointing to nubbin bugs? Is Adam Ragusea the chef on the Titan? How many mixtapes is too many mixtapes? It’s the episode that’s just asking questions!Support the production of Greatest TrekMusic by Adam RaguseaFollow Greatest Trek on Twitter,

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01:22:34

Lower Dracs (Lower Decks Comics)

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2023/02/07

When Captain Freeman gets an important assignment, the Cerritos crew has some time to kill on the holodeck. But when Mariner plays Moriarty chicken with Boimler, a taste of Rutherford’s blood turns their public-domain adversary into a real-blood enthusiast. Whose body count is higher than Vlad the Impaler? Why did Ben and Adam get kicked out of the Saban offices? Who put The Silence of the Lambs on the golden record? It’s the episode that finally turns it to the side!Support the production of

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01:10:16

The Duality of Rod (Trek Music With Adam Ragusea)

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2023/01/24

When "White Balance" Pranica and Sandy Harrison are joined by Adam "Gabagool" Ragusea, the trio begin to analyze their favorite musical moments in Star Trek. But when Ragusea starts hitting our hosts with the Blaster Beam, Ben and Adam must do all that they can to resist its stimulation. Is the nexus more fun than the matrix? What exactly is a dramaturg? Did every extra from TOS go on to become a successful musician? It's the episode that gives you a nickname but takes half the royalties.Support the

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01:21:48

Born-Again Hard (Q&A with Ben & Adam)

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2023/01/10

When it’s dry January on Paramount+, Ben & Adam dig out from an avalanche of questions sent in by the Friends of DeSoto. But when there’s a big year to reflect on and lots more NuTrek to come, physics may get butchered but speculation is a sure bet. What’s the most dangerous part of a loft bed? Which questions will be answered well versus answered a lot? What’s in the cards for Uxbridge-Shimoda in 2023? It’s the episode with no anxiety about running its light!Support the production of Greatest

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00:56:35

First Contact Foreplay (Prodigy S1E20)

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2023/01/03

When the only way out of Prodigy’s Wolf 359 is to blow up the damn ship, the kids load up into an escape shuttle without their beloved advisor. But when Hologram Janeway’s last act connects Chakotay’s future with Vice Admiral Janeway’s present, she goes to court for Dal and wins a new mission for the crew. What’s removable on a Rowdy Roddy Piper action figure? Would 10 out of 10 protostar explosion nebulas look great? How motivating could a time butthole message be? It’s the episode that’s mostly

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00:59:30

Murf Likes Murder (Prodigy S1E19)

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2022/12/27

When the Protostar is surrounded and Admiral Jellico wants an away team sent over, the baddies sub in and immobilize the kids in a relatively considerate way. But when a refugee from a future TGG episode lets Vice Admiral Janeway out of the brig, it’s moments too late to stop the living construct from infecting the fleet. Are there any rules to egg nog? Is the Protostar the Neon Deion of starships? How long can you live inside a glass table? It’s the episode that’s sending a very risky hoodie to the

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00:52:37

Ragnarök Hard (Prodigy S1E18)

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2022/12/20

When it’s Freaky Friday for Vice Admiral Janeway and Dal, the communication between ships finally goes beyond Morse code. But when The Vindicator takes over as top baddie on the Dauntless, Commander Tysess can’t get it together to stop their mission. How do you explain a warp bubble to kids? Did Ben break The Living Construct? What’s actually being tested in the Kobayashi Maru? It’s the episode that thinks a lot about Tom Mervyn’s’ dick!Support the production of Greatest TrekMusic by Adam

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00:55:04

Captain Table Ring (Prodigy S1E17)

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2022/12/13

When the Prodigy crew can’t beat their holo-simulation on All-Madden, they decide to tackle their blues by downing a few huge bowls of sadness. But when crooner tunes and a Glittersmooch indicate they never left the holodeck, they’re forced to Myst their way through a series of dorky escape rooms. Can a Drednok transform into a glass table? Do bartenders hate making tea? What is the proper chip size for mint chocolate chip ice cream? It’s the episode that eulogizes Stephen J. Cannell.Support the

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00:53:00

Star Trek: Slickback (Prodigy S1E16)

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2022/12/06

When the crew is stuck in the neutral zone, there’s plenty of time to swap sob stories while they wait for repairs on the Protostar. But when The Diviner gets caught up on the future, Janeway finally gets curious about the mysterious guest on her ship. Why are most triple pips an unfun hang? Is Rok-Tahk actually Rancor? Who’s got the most painful expression of a sold-into-slavery story? It’s the episode with complicated feelings!Support the production of Greatest TrekMusic by Adam RaguseaFollow

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00:52:40

Edward Phaserhands (Prodigy S1E15)

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2022/11/29

When the crew stops for parts at a novelty scotch planet, Dal tries to fix his messy genetics with a dubious solution from a crackpot doctor. But when the kids and the Protostar are almost captured by Romulans, Vice Admiral Janeway risks a Neutral Zone infraction to get it done for Admiral Jellico. What would it take to drive Zero mad? How are emergency helmets stored on a space elevator? When are children ready to hear about Murph’s body count? It’s the episode that didn’t have a Soong on its bingo

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