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Emergency Pants Podcast

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Episode 97: Podcast Von Schnitzelbuskrankengescheitmeier

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2010/05/19

Episode 97: Oh die schone, oh die schone, oh die schone SCHNITZELBANK! Rose sent is this link all about funny signs This place makes funky chocolates Bascom Hogue is awesome, as is Alissa Golden Girls vs. Golden Shower Girls We miss you, Grits to Glitz! Kung Pow: Enter the Fist and What’s Up, Tiger Lily? … Continue reading »

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Episode 96: Giant 3D Episode!

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2010/05/12

Episode 96: In which our heroes have brain slugs! Bridget forgets to recap Tony**’s visit, and Shane forgets he’s recording a podcast! Jerry Lewis goat is weird. Fainting goats are awesome. Cool art from Trustocorp Did we mention PNSexplosion, ever? Just wondering. We want to know: what consistently makes you laugh? Bridget introduces Steve the … Continue reading »

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Episode 95: Hot Banana Action

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2010/05/05

Episode 95: Holy crap! It’s Tara! AKA TheMistressT! Thanks to The Fey Driver and RJ & Chris, we’ve gained some listeners and got shout outs from Dragen podcast and That Blue Jeans Guy. Thanks, everybody! And if you’re new here, welcome! Bridget and Jamie have a new podcast, Stitching n Junk! Check it out! You … Continue reading »

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Episode 94: We Both Found What We Were Looking For

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2010/04/28

Episode 94: Oh my god, you guys! It’s Ben! No, seriously, here’s the real link. Hi to The Fey Driver of Pink Wheelnuts Podcast who gave us something interesting to discuss! Hi to RJ and Chris of the podcast A Cup of Fresh Hell Served with a Side of Heaven! Kombucha sounds gross. Ew. Mother … Continue reading »

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Episode 93: Mwowf

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2010/04/21

Episode 93: I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. MST3K 24/7!!!! Hey, guys! Get in on the EZ Juicer Um. There’s more. I’m sure of it! Download: Episode 93

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Episode 92: What Did You DO, Ray?

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2010/04/14

Episode 92: Um. Yeah. So. We lost like, 45 minutes. But we sucked it up and made the best of it. Something Something Church Something Allergies provide the perfect cover-up for crying Rosie tells us that It’s Alright to Cry. Hi Adam! Hi Ruby! Hi Kelly! We hope that selfish baby gets out of your … Continue reading »

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Episode 91: Dick Move, Pelican. Dick Move.

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2010/04/07

Hey. Hey. Hey. C’mere a minute. I wanna show you something. It’s EPISODE 91! Old dudes dig me. What would you do if you were president? Cheryl sent us these awesome cards Hi, Julie! Keri: We are very, very, very sorry. Really! Ben made this piece of awesome inspired by last week’s podcast. Is there … Continue reading »

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Episode 90: Comes in Two Boxes

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2010/03/31

Episode 90: OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS!!! TONY! EeeeeeeeeEEEEeeeee!!!! Hi Keri! Thanks for telling us about this name generator! What makes you poop? Three Minute Legs is a ridiculous piece of work-out equipment even though it SHOULD be the name of a gangster or a convenience food This Golden Girls spoof looks like fun! Download: … Continue reading »

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Episode 89: Pubes.

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2010/03/24

Episode 89: Sorry if we sound tired. We were playing basketball until like, 2 in the morning! Cat Talk! Ben Folds serenades people on chatroulette in front of a live audience and we think he may have done it before. Sassy Gay Friend tells it like it is in Romeo and Juliet and Hamlet! “Ophelia, … Continue reading »

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I Hate To Be a Dick Here But You Have To Register To...

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2010/03/19

Due to an increase in comment spam (which you probably haven’t seen because Bridget and I try to delete it as soon as possible), we’re turning back on the switch that says you have to be a registered user of Emergency Pants to comment on posts. I’m sorry, Keri Roberts, but you have to register … Continue reading »

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Episode 88: Sweater Ferrets!

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2010/03/17

Episode 88: Oh my God, you guys! It’s Kelly & Joe! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Joe is like catnip for old ladies and Sanitation Technicians Kelly discusses her baby hotel The Cafeteria Files Funny SNL commercials! Hi, yhf! Lots of other stuff, I dunno, I can’t remember everything, I’M SORRY! *sob* Download: Episode 88

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Episode 87: Dong Bath

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2010/03/10

Episode 87: Good for what ails you! Bridget is slightly less of a hermit thanks to the wonderful Joe & Kelly! This Onion article kicked our asses This list of the 90 types of bitches is incomplete. Help us finish it, and add to it! Shane has started a new tumblr for aborted tumblr, twitter … Continue reading »

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Episode 86: Baby Dwarf Sea Loggers in Love

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2010/03/02

Episode 86 is an Emergency Trousers episode as we have Jamie joining us from across the pond! And junk! Penny and Johnny take on chat roulette in their awesome new tumblr – also, thanks to Penny for Coke Talk! One of the fellows behind Look Around You is behind the Time Waster podcast – so … Continue reading »

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Episode 85: I Said LOOK AT IT!

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2010/02/26

Episode 85 guest stars ROSE! Hi, Rose! We all love Red Dwarf and The Mighty Boosh Songsmith makes us grumpy Shane enjoys Curling. Who knew? We talk about Black Dynamite, Clue, and Rocky Horror Picture Show Axecop – written by a kid, drawn by an adult, made of awesome. Rose enjoys the Cheat Commandos on … Continue reading »

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Episode 84: A Very Special Episode

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2010/02/22

Episode 84: This week we discover that it’s not Lupus! Here’s some stuff we talked about: Shawna joined us! Hi, Shawna! Hoodie Footie. Yeah. Hipster Snuggie Homestarrunner! Tony caught this ad on the Emergency Pants site. Priceless! Download: Episode 84

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Shane is Home!

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2010/02/15

Quick update: Shane is back at home! Yay! He is still recovering from what turns out is an attack of SuperMono. He’s been very good about keeping the world at large updated on his status on tumblr and twitter. Thanks to everyone for their well wishes and support!

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Send Shane Some Love

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2010/02/11

Hi everybody, Bridget here. As you may know from various internet sources, Shane is in the hospital right now. You can read about it from the man himself here. Be sure to send him some love on his facebook and twitter pages. If you would like to send him a card, well wishes, love letters, … Continue reading »

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Episode 83: Accidental Ham Ingestion

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2010/02/03

Episode 83: Ladies and Gentlemen, put your hands together for Accidental Ham Ingestion and their new album, Bone-In! We’ve been sickie-poos! Bridget had an interview! Check out these ridiculous skymall items And this storage container commercial that relies on laziness and stupidity! We’re on tumblr. Are you? Follow us! Bridget, Shane, Jamie, Alissa, Ben and … Continue reading »

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Episode 82: Filthy Robot Slaves

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2010/01/26

Episode 82: Holy fucking shit! It’s Penny and Johnny! Penny and Johnny have come up with the next big thing, the Trousie! We may never sleep again after learning about the existence of alligator gars! Check out the Incident at Loch Ness and The Grand Experience the horror of Gigglesnort Hotel! Check out one of … Continue reading »

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Episode 81: Fartibartfast

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2010/01/20

Episode 81: But I digress. Ben, as Bay would say, is full of win. Witness this here and here. We actually like the “Too Light, Too Heavy” commercials – especially this one! Omaha is going to be under a lot of ice! It’ll look like this. Hello to Cheryl and The Fey Driver! The Fey … Continue reading »

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