We Doing Filmographies

Sam has a handkerchief that's alive. And horny for spills. Please feed him spills, it makes him bust hard. They end up at a gathering in the woods they were mistakenly invited to and everyone is a weirdo. Then? Murders! Is this good? Is it charming? Is one of us way more into it than the other? Good questions! You should tune in and listen and then when 4/20 rolls around, you can watch "Hanky Panky" for yourself.

Heyyy, we're all the way therrrre. It's the Crow! WICKED PRAYER. Edward Furlong is the Crow. Hearts have been cut out. David Boreanaz is trying to become the devil. Apparently they had nineteen dollars for the budget. I'm about ready to put these Crows in a sack and throw them in the river and hope they don't come back and hunt me down. This also has Tara Reid. Tune in. Or whatever. This was all a mistake. If I ever get a radio where I can communicate with my dad before he died (he's not

What if we took a not terrible plot for a Crow movie and then had a tiny budget and a director that makes it look like an early 90s direct-to-video? What would that be like??? Well, "The Crow: Salvation" is here to solve that age old question. But it doesn't answer my question of why doesnt anyone recognize this guy, he looks exactly the same as he did 5 minutes before becoming the crow. Tune in. Crow it up. Caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw.

Caw caw caw caw caw The first of The Crow sequels. Some will argue that producers ruined the movie in editing. I say "are you stupid? Did you see what they had to work with? Nobody could save this trash". But? Mia Sara is astonishingly beautiful, so there is that. This begins a very dark journey into some very, very bad sequels.