Segment City

Turns out that bears are the Liberal Elite of the animal kingdom and just want to stomp on our freedom to throw our trash anywhere! Where do these bears get off on destroying a Libertarian Paradise? This week on the podcast, the boys talk about potential pot cookie mishaps, Al Capone’s real voice,  Theo continues his list of strange celebrity baby names such as Moxie Crimefighter, Montague, and York, Will talks about an a New Hampshire town that was turned into a Libertarian utopia… Only to be

This week on the podcast, the boys talk about the crazy people at the gym and some real, honest to goodness advice for working out at home, if Will would call all his bodily waste “Will Sauce” for a million dollars, Will and Theo have a “Pitchstorm'' where they pitch movie ideas about a jock that has to fight in a tournament but really wants to dance (also he can talk to animals) and a movie about sorority girls taking down the greeting card industry by one of them dating a millionaire in the

When scientists said that everything seems to be evolving into crabs, we all scoffed. How are crabs the ultimate lifeform? It started slowly, but before long everything has become crabs. I am one of the last humans and I… feel… Myself… Blurb glub *skitters away* This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about some more funny headlines from 2020 including butter making people happier, ghost sex partners, rats taking over everything, Leprechaun Whisperers, and busting making Slimer feel good, Theo