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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

Dumb-Dumbs & Dice

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers journey into the grim darkness of the 41st millenium - playing the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K"s "Dark Heresy" TTRPG! Join Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne, and hive-bred siblings Lyric and Alto, as this unlikely trio try to save the Emperor from a cabal of mysterious enemies! This series features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and regular players

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55:53

3.29 - Mercy for the Pure

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/11/03

The Inquisitorial band is preparing to board an abandoned medical frigate! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) chose the method of approach, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) collected the appropriate breaching tools, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) met with Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) to discuss what she’d learned about Interrogator Chora. What will happen when Morgan’s empathy for the Interrogator comes head-to-head with Valentyne’s paranoia?! Featuring our Game Master, Tom

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3.28 - The Haunting of Morgan Rhalls

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/10/27

The Inquisitorial band left the Iron Kestrel behind! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) applied his naval knowledge to the investigation, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) presented his first theory about evidence… ever, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) ordered Doctor Thaddeus Thunderhorn to report any abuses he suffers at the hands of the crew. What will happen now they’ve found an abandoned capital ship in the middle of an asteroid field?! Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee

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3.27 - Case File: Attikus - The World Is Yours

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/10/20

Another guardsman has been lost but Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) got a new arm! Scrumbledumpling (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) carried out a masterful surgery after the death of a fellow medic, Attikus used his new fist to build his first shield, and the team was joined by a driver (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring). But can they survive their vehicle being immediately shot by a battle tank? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy? You can become a

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3.26 - Case File: Attikus - Completely Disarmed

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/10/13

Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) is about to undergo emergency surgery! Despite having one arm Attikus, rescued a medic, a second medic appeared and discovered an available power fist, and Scrumbledumpling was overwhelmed by this very bad day. But can two out-of-practice medics carry out a highly dangerous surgery and save Attikus’s life? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd) and players Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring) and Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante). Enjoying The Valentyne Heresy

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3.25 - Case File: Attikus - The Achilles Heel

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/10/06

My report shows that the squad has been nearly wiped out by the enemy! Tsavora (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) was killed by an oncoming tank, Moose Mouse (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) died valiantly killing that same tank, Otto (Laura Hamstra) died botching an attack on the enemy, and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) lost his arm to a battle cannon. But can this one-handed hero rescue the medic he needs to save his life before his mission is cut short? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee

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3.24 - Case File: Attikus - Death or Glory

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/09/29

My report shows that the squad has landed on the planet’s surface! Tsavora (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) flame-throwered a rebel gun emplacement and was grievously injured, Moose Mouse (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) provided covering fire and shredded the enemy, and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) continued his implacable advance. But can these heroes survive the oncoming Leman Russ battle tank? Or will their mission end in shame and failure? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee

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3.23 - Case File: Attikus - The Detour

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/09/22

This addendum to my report includes the history of Attikus Vis (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt)! Journey into his past, and explore the battle where he lost his arm and ultimately found himself. Was this loss glorious or terrible? Did Attikus have friends or has he always been a solitary warrior? And what early lessons ultimately shaped Valentyne's trusted right hand?! Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and players Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and Laura Hamstra (@elhamstring) as

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3.22 - More Questions Than Answers

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/09/15

The Inquisitorial launch party has returned! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) brought alcohol back with him, Attikus’s (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) power fist prevented the boarding party from dying in an engine explosion, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) discussed Lyric and Alto’s deaths with Interrogator Chora, while Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) hid elsewhere. What will the band learn from the materials they stole from the Iron Kestrel?! Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee

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3.21 - Demon of Hope

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/09/08

The Inquisitorial Band have sent a team to explore the Iron Kestrel! Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) launched the cable that got the boarding party across and Attikus’s (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) power fist made the entryway. Meanwhile Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) learned more about Cainhurst’s xenos interests, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) stuck to the shadows and went unseen. What scuttled the Iron Kestrel and why did its captain shoot herself?! Featuring our Game

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52:03

3.20 - The One Who Knocks

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/09/01

The Inquisitorial Band have been running drills to prepare for boarding actions. Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) took to the role of playing an abomination from the warp, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) was questioned by Ivanikoth about the xenos and chaos cultists on her home world, Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) developed an addiction to Sniff-Musk, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) continued to steer his many plans in motion. What will the ship at the final waypoint

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3.19 - Boarding Action!

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/08/25

The Inquisitorial Band have begun cooperating at the outset of their next quest! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) traded combat training philosophies with Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring), Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) was given a mission to eliminate Interrogator Chora, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) learned that Inquisitor Cainhurst may be far more corrupt than he originally seemed! Everything seems to be going right, so what will be the first thing that goes wrong?

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3.18 - The Ordered Sociopaths

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/08/18

The Inquisitorial Band are aboard the Marni’s Song and ready to set sail! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) asked Morgan for help watching Gideon Kotov, Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) interrogated the new Interrogator, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) escaped her medical appointment with Thaddius, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made a speech to the crew before the ship launches! What will happen when they begin to search for Cainhurst’s ship? Featuring our Game Master, Tom

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3.17 - Alone In His Light Together

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/08/11

The Inquisitorial Band exchanged their stolen goods with the Ordo Xenos. Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) introduced Father Marcellus to the party, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) searched the ship for secret passages, Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) lamented the loss of his weapons, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made a new Inquisitorial ally but was forced to take on a minder! What will happen when this new Interrogator joins the crew?! Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee

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3.16 - A Series of Unfortunate Truths

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/08/04

The Inquisitorial Band succeeded in their various missions. Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) found Father Marcellus who he hopes will join the party, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) successfully got the Tyranid carapace sent to Valentyne, and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) killed a grot and unknowingly completed the plan! But will Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) be able to trade with the ordo xenos knowing the carapace has the mark of Nurgle?! Featuring our Game Master, Tom

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61:27

3.15 - The Accidental Inquisitor

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/07/28

The Inquisitorial Band have split, with one half carrying out a heist and the other prepping the ship to leave. Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) was a master of stealth in the fortress, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) kept a watchful eye on Gideon Kotov, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) assigned more homework to his new adept, and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) was mistaken for an Inquisitor and rolled with it! Will Eli and Morgan survive getting Valentyne what he needs

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3.14 - Morgan’s Plan

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/07/21

The Inquisitorial Band have found their next destination. Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) survived his experience in the machine and is fully recovered, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was troubled but held back during the treatment, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found a need for a carapace in Inquisitorial storage and assigned Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) to get it! What will happen now that Morgan requested Attikus’s help, but is being sent in with Eli instead

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47:29

3.13 - The Template Process

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/07/14

The Inquisitorial Band were preparing for a mind scan. Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) beat up the beastman before Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) talked him into cooperating, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was deeply disturbed by Valentyne’s comfortable chat with a heretic, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) disciplined a stormtrooper after hatching a plan to send copies of himself around the galaxy! What will they find inside Eli’s brain and how will it change their plans

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52:03

3.12 - The Doctor’s Assistant

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/07/07

The Inquisitorial Band became an unlikely team. Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) faced off with the Inquisitor and stayed in his cell, Morgan’s (Del Borovic, @deltastic) grapple-hawk was returned to her, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) recruited several heretical assistants, and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) took his first unknowing step down the path of becoming an Interrogator! Will they get the info they need from Eli’s brain? And will he survive the extraction? Featuring our

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3.11 - The Passion of Saint Valentyne

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/06/30

The Inquisitorial Band remained in the Inquisitorial Fortress. Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) used his time in captivity to sleep off his hangover, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried his first pastry and loved it, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) exchanged truth for truth until the Inquisitor enlisted her in his band! But will Eli find himself welcomed with equal enthusiasm, and what horrible secrets will Morgan’s future questions

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58:07

3.10 - The Interrogation of Morgan Rhalls

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/06/23

The Inquisitorial Band returned to the Fortress, where Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) had Morgan and Eli arrested. Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) is trying to sober up, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) spoke on the Navy man’s behalf as he respected his piety, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) managed to sneak a gun into her cell with her! Can Valentyne determine the value of his two new erstwhile allies? And will Morgan survive the attentions of a beastman doctor?! Featuring

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