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PODCAST

Rabbit Troop Sucks

Mysteries Emerge Productions

Transmitting from Denver, Colorado, lifelong friends Paul and Mike (and guests) examine obscure, forgotten about and often overlooked films.

tv & film film reviews

All Episodes

73:00

Wing Commander

Rabbit Troop Sucks ·

2023/05/12

Watch out who you call a “Pilgrim” around these parts. Lt. Blair (Freddy Prinze Jr.) is a bit hot and cold with that topic. But, he does have a fist-sized necklace for proof of his heritage. Lt. ‘Manic’ (Matthew Lillard) is doing some Lillard things in ships. Lt. ‘Angel’ (Saffron Burrows) is also a bit hot and cold with our lead. Maybe this is a space attitude thing. Maybe these space soldiers are strange because of the cat creatures coming for them. Also, the crew believes no one existed in the

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94:25

Never Too Young to Die

Rabbit Troop Sucks ·

2023/05/05

There is only one spy group pool to pull from. You guessed it! We need all the high school agents! RTS are back into some spy game fun. Lance Stargrove (John Stamos) is just a regular kid who lives in a mansion with tapestries. His spy father (George Lazenby), now deceased, must be avenged. Danja (Vanity) makes time for shootouts and some disrobing peak-a-boo. Meanwhile, Velvet Von Ragnar (Gene Simmons) is trying to poison everyone’s drinking water. It’s been kind of a weird day. It’s convenient

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99:02

Vice Versa

Rabbit Troop Sucks ·

2023/04/28

RTS take a trip to Chicago (and sometimes Thailand) to get a glimpse into the struggling family life of Marshall (Judge Reinhold) and Charlie (Fred Savage). They might not be seeing eye-to-eye, but once a magic Tibetan skull is in the mix, there will be growth in empathic perspectives. Sam (Corinne Bohrer) will become the adhesive needed to make this work. The Judge is dealing out his verdict – which is all body swap mayhem! You know the story – why keep low when you can create pandemonium all along

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74:56

How High

Rabbit Troop Sucks ·

2023/04/21

You never know who you might need to dig up. Obtaining one’s power happens in many ways and through many mysterious means – smoking them might be preferable. RTS peers through the haze with Silas (Method Man) and Jamal (Red Man) to get some sweet ghost powers from Ivory (Chuck Deezy). Harvard is demanding and these students need to spirit blunt themselves to the top – or at least to a position where they can stay in school. Join in on the fun when the main characters decide to dig up, grind and

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72:08

King Solomon's Mines

Rabbit Troop Sucks ·

2023/04/14

There will be no whips or spiritual artifacts where you are venturing off to. But, you will be given reminders of Indiana Jones all throughout this film. RTS tags along with treasure hunter and adventurer Allan Quatermain (Richard Chamberlain) in search of Jesse’s (Sharon Stone) father and the road to riches. Maybe the real treasure is in their hearts. Colonel Bockner (Herbert Lom) and Dogati (John Rhys-Davies) have some devious, murderous plans of their own if they can keep it together. Sometimes

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85:04

Ghost Ship

Rabbit Troop Sucks ·

2023/04/07

Welcome to the ghost boat! RTS join a team of salvagers – led by Murphy (Gabriel Byrne) to explore a lost passenger ship from 1962. It’s not all fun and games on the Bering Sea. Epps (Julianna Margulies) takes a nice stroll to the boat’s pool. Dodge (Ron Eldard) and Munder (Karl Urban) enjoy some delicious culinary delights. Greer (Isaiah Washington) enjoys a song. And, Emily Browning creeps around! We welcome back La-Mar and Rami. Also, Lucor makes his Rabbit Troop Sucks debut. There will be ample

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76:53

Ninja Busters

Rabbit Troop Sucks ·

2023/03/31

If your plan is to tell everyone that you trained Bruce Lee or trained with him and have no martial arts skills, it’s a bad plan! Luckily, our beaten down protagonists, Chic (Sid Campbell) and Bernie (Eric Lee), are willing to train to the max! This improves their relationship status with women and their self-esteem. Sonny (Frank Navarro) will team up after accepting a three-year challenge. And once we have the entire team assembled, mob bosses running rusty warehouses in junkyards will stand no

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83:22

Prayer of the Rollerboys

Rabbit Troop Sucks ·

2023/03/24

RTS might be at home in dystopian futures. Enter Griffin (Corey Haim). He has established himself since he was eight years old (or before). He’s got all the moves, but he doesn’t have the world currency needed to make a better life for himself and his down-to-mist brother, Miltie (Devin Clark). Gary Lee (Christopher Collet) might have solutions. Friendship like this is everlasting. Casey (Patricia Arquette) has many outfits and many secrets – can she be trusted? Can she be seduced? Can’t we have it

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79:11

Irish Jam

Rabbit Troop Sucks ·

2023/03/17

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Join RTS on a journey to find the most delicious green jam in all of the land. Wait!? That doesn’t seem right. This is more about Jimmy (Eddie Griffin) who wins a poetry contest and a bar in Ireland. This village and Jimmy have a lot to learn from each other. Even if Euros are owed, love could be in the air. Also, nets will be thrown! La-Mar joins us for the magic of Ireland and to hang with the “Jam-Man.” You better believe that you will figure out who’s buttering your

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68:29

Six-String Samurai

Rabbit Troop Sucks ·

2023/03/10

Thank you to Kara for this listener request. This film has a bit of everything. Rockabilly and surf rock set the stage for this unique adventure in an alt-universe where Russia has nuked and taken over the U.S. RTS joins Buddy (Jefferey Falcon) as he makes his way to “Lost Vegas” to become the successor to Elvis. This 90s world needs a new king! But a kid melting hearts and death and his metal horsemen might cause a few delays. If you aren’t shredding, you need to be slashing! Sometimes both! Stay

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85:37

Flashback

Rabbit Troop Sucks ·

2023/03/03

John Buckner (Kiefer Sutherland) is finally bringing radical Huey Walker (Dennis Hopper) to jail. But, Walker’s hippy way of thinking might just bring out the past in John. RTS will be with you on a long, long train ride. We get to see Union Station! You’ll be delighted as the ever-charming Carol Kane and her unfortunate character Maggie suck your soul out with an endless Time Life Classics-esque montage of the 60s. The soundtrack might make up for it. We really need to read Huey’s book already

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95:12

Wildcats

Rabbit Troop Sucks ·

2023/02/24

At the beginning of the year, we received a listener request. Thank you, Hillary! RTS have a view from the sidelines as Goldie Hawn kills it as a newly appointed football coach getting a bunch of inner-city Chicago high schoolers into shape. See the film debuts of Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson. Sip on spiked punch with Robyn Lively! Have some cake with Finch (Tab Thacker). Find out why Frank (James Keach) and Coach Dan (Bruce McGill) are the worst! La-Mar and Nemo are here to tackle the

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70:48

Miami Connection

Rabbit Troop Sucks ·

2023/02/17

How hard are you rocking out to Dragon Sound? You aren’t rockin’ as hard as you can or should be! They just want to be your friends forever. Integrity? Loyalty? Honesty? This martial arts band has it all. When they aren’t fighting ninjas and crime syndicates in Florida, they are studying for the big exam – in what? We do not know. RTS have front row tickets for this rock-fueled battle royale. Are you as awesome as Y.K. Kim? Are you “against the ninja”?

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83:56

If Looks Could Kill

Rabbit Troop Sucks ·

2023/02/10

Get ready for Valentine’s Day! La-Mar joins us to go undercover on this top secret and academic mission. Pass high school and save the world. A fun story as old as time. Get ready for Michael Corben (Richard Grieco) and his smoldering antics! But, you don’t need any secret weapons when you have “bitchin’ wheels” and Mariska (Gabrielle Anwar) to hang around with. RTS doesn’t want to break any hearts, but Roger Daltrey may not make it back for another mission. Follow “The French Teacher” and listen to

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82:24

The First Power

Rabbit Troop Sucks ·

2023/02/03

You have been warned about the first power! Also, what!? How many powers are there? Lou Diamond Phillips gets a crash course on demonic powers as he investigates a serial killer that continues the body count even after death. We have psychic predictions, getting “horoscoped,” Sister Marguerite brandishing a Jesus blade, a horse trampling, roof jumping from a 10-story building, a spinning ceiling fan of death, floating taunts and more! RTS narrowly escapes possession for this horror-thriller. What

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76:36

A Boy and His Dog

Rabbit Troop Sucks ·

2023/01/27

Vic (Don Johnson) has a telepathic link with his dog. That’s cool! That should help after the fallout of WWIV. Note: RTS has standing invites for any and all talking and/or telepathic animals to join us. Between the lack of popcorn for Blood, the night porn arcade, the Screamers, the endless walking and hiding and the need for food, Vic has a lot on his hands. Quilla June (Susanne Benton) enters the scene and has secret plans of her own. You know things are getting bad when you must face the clown

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69:00

The Seventh Curse

Rabbit Troop Sucks ·

2023/01/20

Happy Lunar New Year! It’s the year of the rabbit! Rabbit Troop? Follow your heart on this! Also, follow Chow Yun-Fat. He might have a yacht you can party on. RTS teams up with Dr. Yuan to cure himself of a recently forgotten blood curse – you know those are the worst. Get naked in a river! Fight off the Worm tribe. Be besties with Dragon. Deal with a high-octave vocal sorcerer dousing a coffin in blood. Wait until “old ancestor” demands rhymes – and death! Hong Kong cinema, you have it all!

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65:34

Nomads

Rabbit Troop Sucks ·

2023/01/13

Dr. Eileen Flax is having a terrible day. Is it as terrible as Pierce Brosnan’s French accent? Only you can decide! RTS are in on this anthropological study on Adam Ant’s goth van gang! They’re van people! They’re demons? They’re a bunch of goody two shoes!? Is “crawl metal” a thing? Is this how you make the leap to Predator and Die Hard? It’s all about perspective. Bon, bon!

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92:40

Night Vision

Rabbit Troop Sucks ·

2023/01/06

We are back in Denver while being in Denver! RTS joins Andy on his adventures of writing, exploring, crying during sex and learning about himself. Remember renting movies? Remember the satanic rituals you would rent at Video One? Jill does! Tell us more about the director Michael Krueger! La-Mar is back with us to kick off the new year! Maybe you’d like to share a vision with us. A night vision!

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101:34

Miracle Mile

Rabbit Troop Sucks ·

2022/12/30

The year is ending! Flashbacks and brief overdubbed narratives aside, the world is going to end too! Will RTS make it to the new year? What would you do if you answered a phone call at a payphone where someone told you the world was going to end? Also, where is the closest payphone? Anthony Edwards is that person! La-Mar is also a person! He joins us on our adventure into the end of the world. Or is it? Someone should tell us something. Let’s celebrate together! What are you into?

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