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NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

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5:57:57

June 17, 2024: STUTTERING JOHN Goes To Vegas! Steel...

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2024/06/18

It's Monday and there are some fantastic things to recap from the weekend! Stuttering John, who used to be a mentally-disabled diversity hire at The Howard Stern Show and The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, visited Las Vegas and tried to hunt down Patrick and serve him a piece of his mind. Or did he? Patrick breaks down the game film and gives his side of the confrontation. Keanu is back on Steel Toe today, badmouthing people and agreeing with nonsense to please her main man, Aaron Imholte. Let's watch

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4:30:41

JOHN WATCH! Patrick Under Threat! Steel Toe Sour...

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2024/06/15

Patrick is hunkering down in his basement safe room! Join him for a show tonight and let's see what happens! The more the merrier! We've got some Mersh stuff Patrick attacks Doctor Steve! Steel Toe is getting boring again and that's good for everyone! Your input and calls! Your fun and balls! Come build a campfire of cope and feel your way to the freedom that is not really caring about any of it! ...

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4:56:56

June 13, 2024: Nick Rekieta’s NOTHING Texts! Aaron...

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2024/06/13

The host of Steel Toe Morning Show, aka Charlotte Imholte's dad, aka the most soupy-skinned man in Minnesota, is back at it again. You won't believe what we have this pasty pudge falling for this week. Aaron can't wait to destroy his former love, April Anderson, before she even turns in an application at the local factory. The rumors keep swirling and the trolls continue to play Mooby like a fiddle. Keanu Thompson joins this morning for another full-on cope session where Aaron continues to gaslight

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4:46:30

June 11, 2024: STEEL TOE’S NEW LADY! Watch Aaron...

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2024/06/12

Aaron Imholte has already started panicking about his channel and the collapse in views now that Nobody Likes Onions is back from break. The views and the live number have Aaron shook, and of course he's lashing out with insane lies about Patrick to try to make himself feel better about his lack of audience retention skills. The warning signs for women are laid bare at the alter of Steel Toe. Listen while a town man walks you through what he thinks a healthy relationship is, one week after

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2:29:55

MLC SNIPETOWN! Watch An Old Man Try To Do A Show!

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2024/06/12

Happy FRIDAY! Join Patrick in putting a tight bow on this weeks mayhem. We have an art contest today, and it's sure to make KC Armstrong squirm in his pantaloons! We want to see your best homo-erotic interpretation of KC Armstrong from the Howard Stern show - whether he's dolled up with nowhere to go, or lounging around with the "boys," we want to see it. Michael Ray Bower has been putting out no content and wants the haters to know he is killing it. What is this delusion that once "kind-of-celebs"

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4:34:28

June 10, 2024: Nick Rekieta SHAKES Aaron Imholte! How...

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2024/06/11

Aaron Imholte has enjoyed a week of swimming in the deep with no natural predators, bragging about his live views and continuing to run his mouth to his own detriment. There will be a day of reckoning where all of the stories and insane pseudo-bragging that Aaron continues to do about his druggie wife April Anderson and his former leather daddy Nick Rekieta cause him some life strife. But he can't see the forest for the trees, and Aaron is hell-bent on controlling the narrative and trying to make

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4:54:06

HACKAMANIA AFTERMATH: The Highs, Lows, Rants, Raves...

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2024/06/08

Patrick is finished cleaning up his life after Hackamania and wants to sit down and yell some more. His voice isn't gone enough. Come join in a Friday night hang with a lot of the people you may or may not have met at the event last weekend. Who was there? Who wasn't? Will Patrick be itching because of all th bedbugs? How much did Ray get paid? Did LL Cool Lee even find the Hilton? All the stories and gossip get laid bare on tonights edition of Nobody Likes Onions. ...

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1:16:47

June 1, 2024: LIVE AT HACKAMANIA in Las Vegas!

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2024/06/02

Patrick has lost his voice, and is dealing with curveball after curveball in Las Vegas for Hackamania. Missing performers, promised audio and video components are missing, and cameras start dying left and right. It's day two and things are going smoother, but Patrick is frazzled and he takes a brief break to rest on stage during his own podcast. Pat Dixon tells the crowd jokes they missed, Bryan Johnson of Tell 'Em Steve Dave fame joins Patrick to talk about Steel Toe and the latest insane drama

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3:29:24

Aaron CAUSES Search Warrant of NICK REKIETA! Steel...

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2024/05/29

We finish our watch of Aaron Imholte telling the most saucy Steel Toe sexy time stories with Nick Rekieta and his wife, along with his ex-wife and super-spun sidepiece April Imholte aka April Anderson. The Minnesota mind warp continues, as this morning the search warrant circumstances were made public, and Aaron is over the moon about being the center of attention once again. It seems the Steel Toe program and April's ambiguous role as the family's live-in caretaker are at the center of the

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4:35:15

Steel Toe TRASHES Nick Rekieta Following Arrest! How...

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2024/05/28

What a revealing weekend it has been on the Nick Rekieta and Aaron Imholte front. Everything this show has predicted has come true and so much more, and Aaron can't stop himself from trying to make his hacky morning comedy stream more popular by cashing in on the Nick Rekieta and Rekieta Law reputation. Come for another deep Steel Toe dive as these universes collide and we help un-muddy the waters for newcomers to the madness that is Steel Toe. Moody is here from New Zealand to expound on theories

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3:59:01

May 14, 2024: Aaron Imholte & April Anderson SPLIT!...

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2024/05/20

Aaron Imholte has ruined April Anderson, the simple Minnesota farm girl he plucked from a factory while cheating on his pregnant wife. And now that April's prime years have been sucked away, and her innocence and self-esteem have been pummeled by the internet and her once-loving husband. Did drugs and copious amounts of dangerous unprotected sex with swingers cause April to run for the hills? Only time will tell, as Mooby lets his resentment fester and leak out through his narcissistic holes. The

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4:50:32

May 10, 2024: Steel Toe Morning Show Lives In...

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2024/05/20

It's Friday and it's been another banger of a week in the Steel Toe universe. Watching Aaron Imholte slowly come to terms with his life partner rejecting his savior-syndrome insanity. April Imholte is wandering the streets with a resume featuring nothing but some valve-painting experience and a giant gap of employment. Perhaps the rehab completion certificate will garner her some sympathy. Jesse PS is apparently very upset at Patrick and trying to inflict some kind of wrath by manufacturing some

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1:11:53

Members Only: Minnesota Racist Radio Host APRIL...

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2024/05/18

Aaron Imhote has tossed April Imholte to the wolves, letting her start her life over and reclaim her once-promising future in the stark Minnesota landscape. April Anderson is out looking for work, wondering where the next chapter of her life will take her. But will the habits and hauntings of the past make things difficulte for her to forge ahead? You decide. ...

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4:08:54

May 17, 2024: Imholte Divorce Documents! The STEEL...

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2024/05/17

Somewhere in Minnesota, April Imholte is waking up from a bad dream. A bad dream that has lasted nearly four years, and cost her some of the best prime time she has on this earth. Aaron is dancing around celebrating his newfound single status as low-key as he can until the ink is dry on the divorce papers. What's next for Aaron and April? Patrick has some court documents that could help shed some light on the future, and we'd love your theories on the downfall of Minesota's most hated radio duo. Is

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4:24:43

May 13, 2024: Aaron Imholte ANNOUNCES DIVORCE?! Silly...

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2024/05/14

The melting mountain meh-scape of Minnesota insulates Aaron Imholte and his untalented slag wife from facts and information, and it shows on the latest iterations of the Steel Toe Morning Show. Aaron Imholte is throwing daily tantrums and cascades of cope about Patrick and the rest of his detractors now, obsessing over Melton and Hackamania and other stuff he wishes he could be involved in. Aaron feels lost without his woman and his mentor Mersh to guide his show. Watch as he continues to tell you

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2:55:41

KRUTCHES KRUMBLES! Steel Toe Sidekick CRIES &...

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2024/05/08

INT. BASEMENT - MORNING. The Steel Toe Morning Show starring Aaron Imholte and his sideshow freaks has been on air for 28 minutes and something goes horribly wrong. Come watch a man with MS crumble to the ground before our very eyes. Someone remind me - does MS stand for MUCH SENSITIVE? Nobody ever thought Johnny had talent, a personality, or even a voice for the radio, but we have always left the little crutch critter alone. Out of the darkness steps the most unlikely hero in Mersh, who fires a

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2:08:54

KRUTCHES KRUMBLES! Mersh DISMANTLES Crippled...

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2024/05/08

INT. BASEMENT - MORNING. The Steel Toe Morning Show starring Aaron Imholte and his sideshow freaks has been on air for 28 minutes and something goes horribly wrong. Come watch a man with MS crumble to the ground before our very eyes. Someone remind me - does MS stand for MUCH SENSITIVE? Nobody ever thought Johnny had talent, a personality, or even a voice for the radio, but we have always left the little crutch critter alone. Out of the darkness steps the most unlikely hero in Mersh, who fires a

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4:04:44

May 7, 2024: Steel Toe Morning Show GETS WORSE! The...

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2024/05/07

We'd be ignoring our civic duty if we didn't bring your daily dose of Aaron Imholte coping about his missing wife April Imholte, and losing his mind over his haters and the goal. How long will this guy continue to spaz out at the very people that support him and his insane fantasy to be behind a microphone for a living. Glitter and Lasers heads out on the water to see if she can float. What happens when a fat girl at sea can't fit in to the bathroom? I know a bunch of fish and sea turtles that don't

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4:01:42

May 6, 2024: AARON IMHOLTE Is MAX Lazy! MERSH...

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2024/05/06

Another week and another round of half-hearted attempts at improving a crumbling program. Aaron Imholte is at a loss without his lady and he's winning so much, and his show is growing so well that he is changing things left and right. Patrick always says nothing is funnier than when a lolcow actually tries to do something, and last nights Members Only program from the Steel Toe whatever show minus April Imholte. Mersh has a new clipper that expertly captured a recent meltdown from the poor Florida

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50:09

MEMBERS ONLY: STEEL TOE vs. Jesse PS

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2024/05/03

Patrick is here on a Friday night to continue watching the appearance of Jesse PS from PodAwful as he attempts to navigate the muddy waters of St.Cloud Minnesota. Jesse mostly plays with Aaron, trolling him with confusing narratives about Opie and Anthony and his missing wife. Aside from hammering Aaron with the same truth bombs that the rest of the internet has been screaming at the weak-chinned non-man for over a year. Let's watch a troll mess with a man who thinks he is beyond trolling and see

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