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Emergency Pants Podcast

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When life gives you lemons, you put on your emergency pants.

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Episode 80: Pottycast

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2010/01/13

Episode 80: BEN! He draws stuff for us. He even makes us videos! And now he’s on the freaking show! And I’m abusing exclamation points as a result! What’s worse than the Dreamie? This thing. What’s worse than that? This thing. Go watch this commercial and report back! Thanks to Penny for telling us about … Continue reading »

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Episode 79: Better Get a Bucket

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2010/01/06

Episode 79: It’s the Kelly and Joe show, with 100% more Kelly and Joe! This episode was so much fun, I barely remember what we talked about! I do remember this, though: Have you given up on living like a normal human being? Then go get a Dreamie. And a failure pile in a sadness … Continue reading »

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Episode 78: So. How ’bout Them Vikings?

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2009/12/30

Episode 78: Um. Yeah. Do you have Skype? Do you enjoy saying things? Contact us if you’re interested in joining us sometime! This catheter commercial is freaking us out So I Married An Axe Murderer is on hulu. Watch it! Bridget received a Midwestern greeting card from this mystery listener! Thanks, Mystery Listener! Do you … Continue reading »

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No Pants tonight

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2009/12/22

Hey there all you beautiful people out there in podcast land! Sadly, there will be no Pants tonight, as poor Shane has the dreaded lurgy. I know, right? Send him some love, snuggies, chicken soup, and Vicks Vapo-Rub! Also, it might help if you don’t wear pants for the rest of the day today and … Continue reading »

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Episode 77: Nice Slacks, Poindexter

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2009/12/16

Episode 77: Bing! We discuss the new sport Vengers We got that B Roll! Thanks to Rose for letting us know about the Necky – for when you’re too stupid to secure a scarf around your neck! Not all Japanese culture/anime revolves around tentacle porn, as jbox proves. From Japan: Hard Gay. Um, yeah. NSFW. … Continue reading »

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Episode 76: Hot Broccoli

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2009/12/09

Episode 76: Tony! Toni! Tone! MST3K is on hulu! Hoarders. Also: Poop. Tony has an awkward moment that is made better through sharing with us. Awwww! Listeners Penny Nickels and Johnny Murder are in this video! Joe is cross stitching us pressies, is he still a tough guy? Yes. Yes he is. Bridget gets another … Continue reading »

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Episode 75: I’ve Smelled This Before

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2009/12/02

Episode 75: I *thought* I smelled cabbage! Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, we have discovered the official game of Emergency Pants, and it is: Hot Dog Down a Hallway. If you’ve got an iPhone, go get it! Clair sent us this fun clip of Armstrong & Miller Penny sent us this robot clip – … Continue reading »

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Episode 74: Stinkburger

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2009/11/18

Episode 74: WE NEED MORE WATER ON THE FLOOR! Asking Bridget how it’s going is a risky proposition Don’t these women know that balls are hilarious? Thanks to Claire and her sweetie for pointing out Radio Fail Ben shared this link and now we have the munchies Pukka Pies have ridiculous advertising posters Kay Jewelers … Continue reading »

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Episode 73: Personal Furnishings

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2009/11/11

Episode 73: LIVE! from the Relax the Balls store in Palatine, Illinois, (next to the Petco) IT’S EMERGENCY PANTS!!! God smited us. Smited? Smote? Smote. Anyway, he totally smote us! TWICE! Lindsay is back! DAMN YOU, LINDSAY!!!! Rose made us aware of Personal Furnishings and THEN made us aware of this video! We love you, … Continue reading »

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Episode 72: We Are So Very, Very Sorry

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2009/11/04

**** Hey everyone – tonight’s episode was horribly mangled. We’re having a hard time dealing with it, because it was pretty awesome. We left the links as is for your enjoyment. **** Episode 72: We really are sorry. Penny sent us this fake sitcom link! Bex sent us Shut Up, Woman, Get On My Horse. … Continue reading »

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Episode 71: BALLS!

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2009/10/29

Episode 71: Balls. Shane has an excellent idea for a weight loss commercial Bridget had a job interview! I know, right? Shane has ideas about alternative ways to use the shakeweight, Bridget nearly dies laughing We love Fake AP Stylebook, and we bet you will, too! We love Mythbusters, and Bridget loves Adam Savage Bridget … Continue reading »

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Episode 70: Stuff. And Things. Also, Junk.

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2009/10/21

Episode 70: You know. That one. With the thingie. And stuff. You KNOW. Shane has trombone legs after a strenuous workout at the gym. DAMN YOU, LINDSEY! *shakes fist at sky* Send us stuff with You Send It! Or don’t. It’s cool. We don’t want to pressure you, baby. Yay for DJ Yoda! Especially this! … Continue reading »

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Episode 69: Ga-ross!

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2009/10/14

Episode 69: Tonight’s episode was recorded at Schropshire Lodge, Near Wallingham, Blethington, West Hamptishiretinfinlinton, just past the three bagpipers, Scotland. Doctor’s waiting rooms often lead to hilarity Shane got a shake weight! I wouldn’t say no to a crepe, but what I REALLY need is a spanking. The Consumerist is required reading Jim is shirtless … Continue reading »

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Episode 68: Three Perfect Strangers at a Time

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2009/10/07

Episode 68: We’re on collision course with WACKINESS! Please excuse Bridget’s icky voice, she has the the Dreaded Lurgy. Rose sent us this awesome link which provided our cover art. The hubcaps are my favorite! Shane is using a fancy new safety razor! This book talks about how things aren’t made like they used to … Continue reading »

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Episode 67: Jury Doodie

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2009/09/30

Episode 67: You like that, huh? Bridget is fulfilling her responsibility as an American citizen by participating in the judicial process. And junk. We love God Hates Protesters Bridget loves Christopher Uminga. Shane is frightened. Have you ever had a shameful nerd argument? Tell us about it! Never put spoons in your lungs. What are … Continue reading »

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Episode 66: Mega Snuggie VS Mircle Whip

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2009/09/23

Episode 66: We learned it from YOU, listeners! We learned it by watching YOU! Bridget calls shenanigans on this Miracle Whip commercial There was a snuggie fashion show. For reals! We can’t believe that somebody actually took the time to make Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus Psych is one of the funniest damn shows on … Continue reading »

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Episode 65: Bad Michael Touch

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2009/09/16

Episode 65: We’re a loner, Dotty. A rebel. Thanks to Chedderfish for alerting us to the picture we discuss in today’s episode. It is also today’s cover art. Soak it in, people. Use the Proper Words! Bridget went to the Renegade Craft Fair! Emily and Adam of Moesewco escorted her and told her about making … Continue reading »

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Episode 64: The Foundation for Puppy Awareness

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2009/09/09

Episode 64 – We talked about stuff, figured out that Shane wasn’t recording, and then we talked about stuff again. PUPPY! Hey, British? What’s your deal? What the hell is a stone? And what does going pear shaped mean? Bridget begs Laura for forgiveness for not mentioning that she sent the porn candy wrapper link … Continue reading »

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Episode 63: Funbag Drive

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2009/09/02

Episode 63 – They’re telling secrets, honey. Keri sent us this awesome link to the techno version of the Slap Chop commercial! Watch it! You’re gonna love his nuts! Shae is awesome and has her own Youtube page! She talked about us in this video! CHECK IT OUT! WE KNOW HER! Thicknecked drunken douchebags are … Continue reading »

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Episode 62: cats

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2009/08/26

Cats. Bridget gets birthday goodies! Nice words and videos! A ninguin from Shane! A ghost from Jamie! Lia’s Dad is awesome Bridget is a horrible, selfish person who cannot handle knowing that there is a present for her somewhere but not knowing what it is Black market mustaches cats This is a short one guys, … Continue reading »

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