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SoL-Mates: Love and MST3K

SoL-Mates

A podcast about Love, Relationships and Mystery Science Theater 3000!

tv & film film reviews

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85:46

Quarantine Bonus Episode! Joe Presents: Zombies are...

SoL-Mates: Love and MST3K ·

2020/03/31

Hey, all! We thought we'd take advantage of social distancing to help Joe work on a film idea he's had rattling around, and we decided to record it and offer it up as a bonus episode! Enjoy us throwing stuff at the old shit-wall (you'll figure that one out) as we come up with a plot for Zombies are Delicious! (TMTMTMTMTMTM)

66:27

Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II and Knightly Chafing

SoL-Mates: Love and MST3K ·

2020/03/24

We're Spring Cleaning again this week with the second installment of Wizards of the Lost Kingdom! There's still wizards. That goll-darn kingdom is still lost. But...this is a sequel in only the loosest sense of the word - and there's only so much hay you can make out of that, folks.Host segments: Beefy Guy and the Pig-Monster; Keystone campus security; lesser Carradine movies; the mystery of drammel; FatMo; A Streetcar Named FatWizard; grateful for bidets!Please be sure to like, share, rate, and

82:36

The Space Children and Suspicious Lumps

SoL-Mates: Love and MST3K ·

2020/03/10

First off, we apologize for the sound quality on MiMi and Jeff's end the first half of the podcast - we had...issues. Secondly, PHONES!Host segments: sand EVERYWHERE; Drunk Stepdad and the Tallboy; Joe is triggered; pussy Charleston Chew; Jeff loves tequila; rotary phone security system; alien or angel?; lump vs. layabouts; what if we don't nuke the world?; East Idaho nihilism; Ken's lump management skills.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our

75:00

The Saga of the Viking Women and Just Letting Your Ex Go

SoL-Mates: Love and MST3K ·

2020/02/25

We're taking on the doozy of the episode that is The Saga of the Viking women, which luckily is spruced up with a bit of the charm brought to you by the lovely ladies of Iowa State. In the end, we can't decide what upsets us more - the misogyny of The Home Economics Story, or the GOD-AWFUL MIND-NUMBING TEDIUM OF THESE VIKING WOMEN! You think Viking women, of ALL the women, would be a good time.Host segments: by the power of lutefisk; Corman cutting his losses; Viking pranks; we do a deep-dive into

82:16

The Skydivers and Tips for Clandestine Canoodling

SoL-Mates: Love and MST3K ·

2020/02/11

We're tackling The Skydivers and fan-favorite short, "Why Study Industrial Arts?" Aside from wanting to talk about why you SHOULD study industrial arts, we spend most of the time trying to figure out WHY YOU WOULD WILLINGLY JUMP OUT OF AN AIRPLANE. cw: suicide, depression, molestationHost segments: Francis Coleman's Irregular Dudes; chute sack; too much skydiving in The Skydivers; porn-ception continues; Joe has three friends; the Love's BBQ van; Bound but with coveralls; Joe's too lazy for an

74:38

Fugitive Alien 2 and Sake Bomb Goggles

SoL-Mates: Love and MST3K ·

2020/01/28

It's our first episode of Spring Cleaning, and we're beginning by wrapping up the saga of Ken in Fugitive Alien 2. Spoiler alert: he doesn't get killed by a forklift in this one, either.Host segments: Idaho handshake; Sake Bombs Round 2; MiMi knows her Star Force; what has our podcast become?; Revenge of the Sith hot takes; the sushi conveyor belt that is Hollywood; there's nothing that alcohol can't solve.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our

78:53

San Francisco International and Divorce Airport-Style

SoL-Mates: Love and MST3K ·

2020/01/14

We're celebrating Jeff's birthday in style with one of his favorites, San Francisco International! Basically, this one just boils down to us really being on the hippie's side.Host segments: arcing ropes of comedy; Smells Like Chantilly; stocking up on obscure liqueurs; getting Urked; you know Torgo smells like poop; you can't trust a man without a chin; Jeff News; Once Upon a Time...at San Francisco International; a quiet domestic drama; fugue-state coin collector. Please be sure to like, share,

49:11

The 3rd Annual Bottle Episode - We're Definitely,...

SoL-Mates: Love and MST3K ·

2019/12/31

Per SoL-Mates tradition, we're taking stock of our performance this year. The reviews are in. We give ourselves a "meets expectations," but we're probably not getting that "big" raise. Host segments: certain ships have sailed; Joe's Van Corner; Jack the Reddit-Namer; tying up loose ends; our listeners are WRONG; perfume on a pig; more Myra; Kitten with a Whip and our dark truths; painfully obvious; Riff MVP wrap-up.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter,

63:53

Avalanche and Respecting Personal Space

SoL-Mates: Love and MST3K ·

2019/12/17

This week we take on an unconventional Christmas choice, mostly because MiMi refuses to watch Santa Claus Conquers the Martians yet. Surprise! It’s Avalanche! Also, it’s our family-friendly episode, so there’s no swears, but we do talk about herpes. A lot. So take your Valtrex and have a happy holiday, from the SoL-Mates!Host segments: Capable Man!; support your local MSTie; incarnations of Gypsy; by Hoyle toxic masculinity; Polar vs. Snowball Express; what if any of the subplots were fleshed out?;

76:35

Laserblast and Oedipal Underwear

SoL-Mates: Love and MST3K ·

2019/12/03

This week, we’re tackling Turkey Day favorite Laserblast. Basically, this episode comes down to us not being sure exactly what the deal is with Billy and his mom. Or Billy and his girlfriend. Or Billy and…well…anyone.Host segments: Billy’s mom has got it going on; Jeff has theories; an episode full of homages; all the subtext with none of the plot; sexual assault as a plot point; Jeff’s terrible Home Alone; Van Chat with Joe; Riff MVP Ralph NaderCW: sexual assault, incestPlease be sure to like,

72:54

Ring of Terror and Why Passive-Aggression Never Works

SoL-Mates: Love and MST3K ·

2019/11/19

This time the SoL-Mates are taking on Circle of Death! Oh, we mean Ring of Terror! One of the most important questions for this episode is: can Devori's nostalgia for her first-ever MST3K episode translate to deep love nearly 30 years later? It turns out, no - no it can't. Host segments: the great "they" debate; et tu Phantom Creeps?; Joe and Devori met Joel!; that's the rattlesnake's car now; the elephant in the room; an abandoned anthology series. Please be sure to like, share, rate, and

71:44

Boggy Creek II and Coveralls as Lingerie

SoL-Mates: Love and MST3K ·

2019/11/05

We're tackling another listener request this week - and we have thoughts about it. In fact, we all have notes. You should know that Joe DID cut out a startling conversation where MiMi and Devori discovered just how many Manitou novels there are. (CW: sexual assault)Host Segments: Don't bag on Myrtle; Devori's shocking admission; southern roadkill on the skids; a drunken walk down memory lane; the saga of Craig; Dirty Hairy; Tim is the final girl; Jeff delivers a forceful review.Please be sure to

26:33

SoL-Mates Shorts! Halloween II: The Spoopening

SoL-Mates: Love and MST3K ·

2019/10/29

It's the spoopiest time of the year, so it's time for SoL-Mates annual Halloween Spoopie! episode. Thrill in mild terror to stories that Joe *would have cut for time if he could*. MUAH!GHOST Segments: Crimson Foyer; Jeff is touched by an evil clown; MiMi reminds us that water babies are a thing; Joe's close encounter.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and Twitter, or on our Subreddit r/ArcaneJuggzz. All Rowsdower Cocktail Hour recipes are archived in our

62:40

Rock 'n Roll Nightmare and the Only Way to Nip-Slip

SoL-Mates: Love and MST3K ·

2019/10/22

It's the spookiest time of the year, and we couldn't think of any better way to commemorate episode 69 (nice) than with one of the sexiest films Rifftrax ever tackled - Rock 'n Roll Nightmare! Behold the greasy nips of Jon Mikl-Thor! Behold the teased and lethal hair! Behold the not-very-good not-very-metal soundtrack! But more than anything, behold one of the most amazing riffs we've ever...well, beheld. Basically, behold all this shit.Host segments: the origin of back-bacon; WHAT IS THIS MOVIE?;

56:26

Women of the Prehistoric Planet and Light Misogyny

SoL-Mates: Love and MST3K ·

2019/10/08

This week we tackle the movie MiMi ACTUALLY wanted to watch - and we really have to ask ourselves why. What's up with Tang? Why is he LIKE that? Could ANYONE understand the admiral -- or were they just going along to keep the peace? WHAT IS GOING ON, MOVIE? (CW - racism, domestic abuse)*Note: we had some minor audio issues in the last 1/3 of the episode or so. Please forgive our mess. We'll do better next time.*Host segments: comic antagonism; then they do it; because time dilation; Joe was sold a

65:39

First Spaceship on Venus and Kinky Business Trips

SoL-Mates: Love and MST3K ·

2019/09/24

Folks. It turns out this week we watched an episode MiMi wanted to watch, only for her to discover when we started to watch it that she actually wanted to watch another episode. We know why, now. We'll watch the right one next time. We promise. Host segments: God bless Joe; junk drawer trauma; why you do Sumiko like that?; makin' fun of Euro-trash; OMAGHA!; Joe's pro tips; slap Gig Young; getting probed; fapping away.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and subscribe. Find us on Facebook and

75:08

Invasion of the Neptune Men and Intimate Chafing

SoL-Mates: Love and MST3K ·

2019/09/10

We're tackling a listener DARE this week. Not a request. A DARE. And we say, "Challenge accepted." Well. Devori did. She's not sure the rest of the SoL-Mates like her anymore. Join us as we talk about the mystery that is the not-as-good-as-Prince-of-Space spectacle, Invasion of the Neptune Men. Also, enjoy the extremely graphic IotNM as steak gristle meat-aphor.Host Segments: The power of Newton compels you; longing for Commando Cody; no befriending Pearl; chief/prince hierarchy; Joe's mind gets

82:04

Devil Fish and Supportive Undergarment Selection

SoL-Mates: Love and MST3K ·

2019/08/27

We’re wrapping up a fishy summer with the Mike-era classic, Devil Fish. Just be glad that you don’t see us all wearing our distressingly tiny shorts, but that won’t save you from the bad Italian accents. Perhaps it’s seeing so many Italian men’s hangers that makes this episode extra gross. Or we’re just gross. You decided.Host segments: CSI Martha; potential poon vs. resident poon; going full Bobo; those are balls; barnacle boner; tub death; bad borrower.Please be sure to like, share, rate, and

76:50

Killer Fish and Working with Your Significant Other

SoL-Mates: Love and MST3K ·

2019/08/13

It’s not quite Shark Week over here at SoL-Mates, but we figured talking about the Gauntlet favorite Killer Fish would be a reasonable facsimile. If you’re so inclined, check out the episode of Suicide Buddies (co-hosted by Hampton Yount himself) discussing Margaux Hemingway’s suicide. https://player.fm/series/series-2293060/margaux-hemingway Host Segments: Jeff Old-Mansplains Piranha-phobia; trying to fill in all these plot-holes; MiMi’s a robot purist; a Brazillion degrees; gem-stuffed invasive

76:54

Kitten with a Whip and Sadism without the Sex

SoL-Mates: Love and MST3K ·

2019/07/30

For our final episode in our “Summer of Mis-Spent Youth,” we tackle perhaps the most baffling of all the teenage criminal movies – Kitten with a Whip. Like David Stratton, we just can’t quit Jody. But we’re more than capable of shouting our advice at him anyway. Listen for a poignant moment when Devori’s soul leaves her body in frustration. (cw: murder, molestation in reference to the plot). Host Segments: Vicky Mendoza Parallel; Kitten ex Machina; Jeff gets real dark; Sex Kitten Castle Doctrine;

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