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Something Something Joystick

Xavier Rubetzki Noonan & Tom Sanderson

The official blog of the official podcast of the official Xavier Rubetzki Noonan and Tom Sanderson.

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Episode 48 - Haunting The Airwaves (feat. Alexei...

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2012/10/29

This week, we’re joined by the extremely funny Alexei Toliopoulos for our marathon Halloween special! We talk about aging, masturbation, dick band-aids, hairstyles, the sudden departure of what could’ve been Tom’s true love, Ghostbusters, our experiences with the paranormal, Harry Potter, Apocalypse Now, porn parodies, ‘cars of jum’, The Walking Dead, Lost: The Video Game, sitcoms of the 90s, Dishonored, Doom, the alphabet, glasses face, Foghat, Fight Night Champion, Rocky VII: Adrian’s Revenge,

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Episode 47 - Post-Hip-Hop-Alyptic (feat. Zac Innes)

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2012/10/22

This week, the always hilarious 'Zesty' Zac Innes drops in on us, and we talk about cigarette packaging, colostomy bags, Tom's love life, boy bands, gender politics, holodeck technology, PlayStation AllStars: Battle Royale, Tokyo Jungle, the adventures of Zac's Sim Philip McFly, and a horrific game of RollerCoaster Tycoon. In SSST: Nintendo cuts Wii console prices, Tom tries to get minors to blow him, Microsoft releases Xbox sales figures, the next Mass Effect game won't feature a Shepard re-hash,

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Episode 46 - How To Blackmail Someone Into Fellating...

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2012/10/15

This week, we talk about Cloud Four, the ethics of breakfast, choir, the myth of creation, the counterfeit bible industry, and Satan Satan Joystick. We almost talk about our love lives, favourite Pokémon, X-COM Enemy Unknown, Dishonored, and space jump. In SSST:THQ Asia Pacific closes Australian offices, Sony patents a temperature-changing controller, Rockstar Games Collection Edition I compiles some of Rockstar's best, Nintendo bumps New Super Mario Bros Udown to 720p, Halo 4leaks, and

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Episode 45 - It's A Beautiful BRAAAINS

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2012/10/08

Rise and shine, Little Juans! It's time for Episode 45 of Something Something Joystick! This week, we talk about Billie Ray Cyrus, weird dreams, Cap'n Fishy, my vampire father, our love lives, old people fucking, Skyrim, coffee, Red Dead Redemption, plans for our 50th episode, and the gender of God. We talk about our experiences at IGN's Halo 4 Black Betaand EB Games' EB Expo(including shout-outs to Geek Bomb and the guys from IGN AU, as well as scoops on WonderBook, Tomb Raider, the WiiU and more,

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Episode 44 - Octogenarian Fuckaction

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2012/09/30

This week, we discuss spring and French onions, soap operas, fear of love, Red Dead Redemption, Light & Easy, SEGA MegaDrive Ultimate Collection, Assassin's Creed III, Skyrim, Burnout 3: Takedown, OkCupid, and Padme Amidala. In SSST:PAX Australia will be held in Melbourne, Bioware announce Mass Effect Trilogy, Ubisoft announce Assassin's Creed: Ezio Trilogy, and PlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale's full roster has been released, with no Crash or Spyro in sight. Then we plan a sitcom about crack

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Episode 43 - #burp

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2012/09/24

This week, I spend most of the episode making Tom's hangover worse, as we discuss the (now sadly removed) Alligator In The USA, Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light and Red Dead Redemption.We then start fighting earlier in the episode than ever before. In SSST:Sony announces the new PS3 Super Slim, we discuss the future of the PS3, Bioware co-founders leave for beer-er pastures, Ubisoft leak their WiiU lineup, PS+ Vita details emerge, Slender gets a sequel, Gravity Rush gets a sequel, YOU GET A

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Peanut Gallery Special - Video Game Movies (feat....

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2012/09/19

On a very special Peanut Gallery episode of SSJ, we welcome guests Patch Kolan (Shotgun Critic, Insert Coin(s)) and Lee Sullivan (For A Few Movies More) to talk about the wonderful world of video game movies: from Super Mario Bros to Uwe Boll to the just-announced Metal Gear movie. Join us as we discuss why video game movies work, and why they so often don't! CLICK HERE to download! Let us know what you think! Send us an email! Oh, and here's that Portal fan movie we mentioned! Check out Patch

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Episode 42 - Baby Dicks

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2012/09/16

This week, we talk about our new mic setup, buffalo wings, IGN's Tekken Tag Tournament 2Black Beta, Brain Soup, lazy editing, our upcoming Peanut Gallery special, Enslaved: Odyssey To The West, the Mythbusters, an update on our Bane impressions, SSJ Industries' boss Pendleton Pig, andTruth Or Lies, which we award our first official SSJ Seal of Disapproval. In SSST, we break down the WiiU's release details, talk about Inafune's new ninja-mech-zombie game, check out what people voted for on Steam

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Episode 41 - Is Your Dick God?

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2012/09/09

This week, on a very special Xavier's Birthday episode, we try out some new mic techniques and talk about hangovers, Taylor Swift and pedophilia, Mega Man X in bed, Ultimate Marvel Vs. Capcom 3, Banjo Kazooie, Donkey Kong 64, Mario Kart 64, Virtual Chess 64, a bizarre Super Mario 64mission, Crackdown, and lying about enjoying a party. As a special birthday surprise, I barely put together any news this week, but I make up for it by barely putting together a theme song for SSST either. We do talk

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Episode 40 - Oh Na Na, What's My Bane

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2012/09/03

This week, we talk about Baby Mario, child torturer Shigeru Miyamoto, a 'pizza button', the complexities of racial sensitivity, Spring Break, 'bales of weed', Wes Anderson, the existence of a soul, Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance, Pro Evolution Soccer 2013, Dead Or Alive 5, Rocksmith, andSound Shapes. We have a buttload of news this week: PAX heads to Australia, Team Bondi announce Whore Of The Orient, Insomniac Games announce Fuse, Deep Silver announce Dead Island: Riptide, Double Fine announce

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Episode 39 - Meth Pebbles

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2012/08/26

This week, we talk about colonial singsong, sexy dinosaurs, high-pitched voices, Coopers Pale, the Mighty Morphin Power RangersSNES game, and Sandsky's newfound mind-reading powers. In the news - the ACT approves the R18+ rating, Sony Studios Liverpool closes its doors, as does Nintendo Power magazine, Harmonix is looking for a 'Combat Designer', Peter Molyneux's new game is delayed by NASA, Psychonauts is coming to the PSN, Minecraft adds baked potatoes and carrots, MMORPGs are expensive when you

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Episode 38 - Mead For Speed

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2012/08/21

This week, suffering under technical difficulties, we talk about Apple's wrongdoings, mead, memes, Out To Dinner, Magic: The Gathering 2013, Virtual Chess 64, SNES, and a new (real) job. Sony kills it at Gamescom - Crossbuy, Until Dawn, Puppeteer, Rain, Killzone: Mercenaryand Tearawayare all announced. The Vita won't be getting a price cut this year, Capcom announce a terrible new Mega Man game, The Legend of Zelda: Hyrule Historia gets an English translation, Capcom announce a sexy new Inception

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Episode 37 - Is That A Lobster In Your Pocket Or Are...

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2012/08/13

This week, with special guest Lara McConnell, we talk about MySpace, the Andy Richter scale, being a strong independent black woman who don't need no man, Slender, OWOTP Maude Garrett,LA Noire, our stories from the weekend (including orgies, spitting, 'knighting', pretty girls, disembodied nipples, and our favourite 'djuo', PBJ). In gaming news, we recap the Ouya's Kickstarter drive, Windows accidentally announce a new Xbox (then cover it up), Blizzard's security is breached, Epic Games hire Big

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Episode 36 - Chick Fillet

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2012/08/05

This week, we talk about Jurassic Park, intolerance, perry, Street Fighter IV, bare-footedness, dangerous drug tests, the Grim Rapper, and the mass extinction of the human race. Farming Simulator 2013 is announced, GTA Vviral marketing begins, Square Enix backs the Ouya, Star Wars: The Old Republicgoes free-to-play, World of Warcraftloses a million subscribers, we have an argument so bad it's censored in post, Sony loses $312 million, Capcom wins big on Dragon's Dogma, someone wastes a bunch of

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Episode 35 - Higher Than A Motherfucker

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2012/07/29

This week, we talk about UNSW, magicians, clowns, Saints Row 2, Donald Duck inMaui Mallard, Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, and Sunrise: A Song Of Two Humans. Then the news: Zynga are up to no good again, OUYA partners with OnLive, Google readies its whip-fast Fiber service, Apple has games on the brain, Final Fantasy Versus XIII isn't dead, Bing Gordon thinks Nintendo will pull a SEGA, the Humble Bundle crew turn their gaze towards music, EA removes iOS Rock Band, and Sandsky still doesn't care

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Episode 34 - Mo Podcast, Mo Problems

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2012/07/22

This week, we talk about chicken wings, Max Skelton, mathematics, The Dark Knight Rises, Prometheus, Ratchet & Clank 2, Quantum Conundrum, Saints Row 2, Ready Player One, surprise SSJ fans, mixing kids with alcohol, and racism. In the news: Battlefield 4 is announced, as is Manos: The Hands of Fate. Two new fighters are confirmed for PSASBR (and Tom doesn't care), we round up some Ouya news (including the Ouya's first exclusive game and its start-up sound), and we talk Deadpool and Ratchet &

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Episode 33 - We Should Come Up With Something Faintly...

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2012/07/15

This week, we sit in far-too-comfortable chairs and talk about 'driveby radio', animal rape, the medium of audio, face-to-head ratios, going back to uni, Super Meat Boy, Fez, Tiny Wings 2, Weezer, FBi radio, Official Wife of the Podcast Maude Garrett, and bacteria. The Ouya looks to change the face of gaming, the Angry Birds Trilogy looks to be an irrelevant waste of shelf space, the PS3 looks to have a new slim model, Rocksteady looks to Batman's past for inspiration, Activision looks to Deadpool

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Episode 32 - Piano Dance Mat 4000

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2012/07/08

This week, we discuss Old Man Withers, cans, and Canadian lottery law (with a cameo appearance from Ruby Giles!) We talk about Spelunkyand racism, Spec Ops: The Lineand repetition, Ratchet & Clankand nostalgia, and The Amazing Spider-Man'smindless fun. Sony buys Gaikai, EA announces they're going digital (prompting a discussion about the future of digital gaming), Smash BrosWiiU will cut down on characters, Sony releases morePlayStation All-Stars Battle Royale details, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater

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Episode 31 - The Argyle Gargoyle

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2012/07/01

This episode, we talk about the carbon tax, Tom's iPad, Spec Ops: The Line, Batman: Arkham City,Lego Batman 2, Ratchet & Clank, Scribblenauts Unlimited, the Journey Collectors' Edition, SEGA's restructuring plans, the latest on the 3DS and WiiU, and the possibility of a Final Fantasy VII remake (or lack thereof). Then, just as things are getting a bit gamey, we head into a new segment: Ask Something Something Joystick, where we answer the top 10 questions on AskReddit. All is revealed as we talk

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Episode 30 - The Ordinary Fear of Pod

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2012/06/25

This week, we talk about astronomy, interior design, Adsense, my gorgeous face, Gravity Rush, Uncharted: Golden Abyss, Blinx: The Time Sweeper, Batman: Arkham Asylum, GTA IV, Cat Stevens, and our Piles o' Shame. We discuss an Australian R18+ rating, GAME Australia's closing, the 3DS XL (and why Nintendo might be more evil than EA), Super Smash Bros' future, the Summer of Arcade, Thatgamecompany (and why I am a sucker for a physical disc) and their future on Xbox, Valve's Steam for Schools

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