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The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG

Dumb-Dumbs & Dice

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers journey into the grim darkness of the 41st millenium - playing the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K"s "Dark Heresy" TTRPG! Join Inquisitor Lucius Valentyne, and hive-bred siblings Lyric and Alto, as this unlikely trio try to save the Emperor from a cabal of mysterious enemies! This series features our Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), and regular players

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52:03

3.20 - The One Who Knocks

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/09/01

The Inquisitorial Band have been running drills to prepare for boarding actions. Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) took to the role of playing an abomination from the warp, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) was questioned by Ivanikoth about the xenos and chaos cultists on her home world, Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) developed an addiction to Sniff-Musk, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) continued to steer his many plans in motion. What will the ship at the final waypoint

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69:26

3.19 - Boarding Action!

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/08/25

The Inquisitorial Band have begun cooperating at the outset of their next quest! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) traded combat training philosophies with Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring), Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) was given a mission to eliminate Interrogator Chora, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) learned that Inquisitor Cainhurst may be far more corrupt than he originally seemed! Everything seems to be going right, so what will be the first thing that goes wrong?

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57:09

3.18 - The Ordered Sociopaths

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/08/18

The Inquisitorial Band are aboard the Marni’s Song and ready to set sail! Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) asked Morgan for help watching Gideon Kotov, Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) interrogated the new Interrogator, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) escaped her medical appointment with Thaddius, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made a speech to the crew before the ship launches! What will happen when they begin to search for Cainhurst’s ship? Featuring our Game Master, Tom

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59:24

3.17 - Alone In His Light Together

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/08/11

The Inquisitorial Band exchanged their stolen goods with the Ordo Xenos. Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) introduced Father Marcellus to the party, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) searched the ship for secret passages, Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) lamented the loss of his weapons, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made a new Inquisitorial ally but was forced to take on a minder! What will happen when this new Interrogator joins the crew?! Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee

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72:10

3.16 - A Series of Unfortunate Truths

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/08/04

The Inquisitorial Band succeeded in their various missions. Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) found Father Marcellus who he hopes will join the party, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) successfully got the Tyranid carapace sent to Valentyne, and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) killed a grot and unknowingly completed the plan! But will Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) be able to trade with the ordo xenos knowing the carapace has the mark of Nurgle?! Featuring our Game Master, Tom

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61:27

3.15 - The Accidental Inquisitor

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/07/28

The Inquisitorial Band have split, with one half carrying out a heist and the other prepping the ship to leave. Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) was a master of stealth in the fortress, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) kept a watchful eye on Gideon Kotov, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) assigned more homework to his new adept, and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) was mistaken for an Inquisitor and rolled with it! Will Eli and Morgan survive getting Valentyne what he needs

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53:53

3.14 - Morgan’s Plan

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/07/21

The Inquisitorial Band have found their next destination. Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) survived his experience in the machine and is fully recovered, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was troubled but held back during the treatment, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found a need for a carapace in Inquisitorial storage and assigned Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) to get it! What will happen now that Morgan requested Attikus’s help, but is being sent in with Eli instead

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47:29

3.13 - The Template Process

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/07/14

The Inquisitorial Band were preparing for a mind scan. Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) beat up the beastman before Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) talked him into cooperating, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was deeply disturbed by Valentyne’s comfortable chat with a heretic, and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) disciplined a stormtrooper after hatching a plan to send copies of himself around the galaxy! What will they find inside Eli’s brain and how will it change their plans

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52:03

3.12 - The Doctor’s Assistant

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/07/07

The Inquisitorial Band became an unlikely team. Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) faced off with the Inquisitor and stayed in his cell, Morgan’s (Del Borovic, @deltastic) grapple-hawk was returned to her, Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) recruited several heretical assistants, and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) took his first unknowing step down the path of becoming an Interrogator! Will they get the info they need from Eli’s brain? And will he survive the extraction? Featuring our

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3.11 - The Passion of Saint Valentyne

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/06/30

The Inquisitorial Band remained in the Inquisitorial Fortress. Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) used his time in captivity to sleep off his hangover, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried his first pastry and loved it, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) exchanged truth for truth until the Inquisitor enlisted her in his band! But will Eli find himself welcomed with equal enthusiasm, and what horrible secrets will Morgan’s future questions

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58:07

3.10 - The Interrogation of Morgan Rhalls

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/06/23

The Inquisitorial Band returned to the Fortress, where Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) had Morgan and Eli arrested. Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) is trying to sober up, Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) spoke on the Navy man’s behalf as he respected his piety, and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) managed to sneak a gun into her cell with her! Can Valentyne determine the value of his two new erstwhile allies? And will Morgan survive the attentions of a beastman doctor?! Featuring

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58:02

3.09 - The Getaway

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/06/16

Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) stormed the Claw & Wing and have been united with Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) and Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic). After Toby the Grapple-Hawk cleared their exit of a drill-wielding madman it appears the Inquisitorial Band are about to escape the Redacted ambush! But can their luck hold up long enough to get clear of the civil warzone? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). Enjoying The

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50:58

3.08 - The Grim Business of Grapple-Claws

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/06/09

Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt), along with the last surviving Stormtrooper in their team, are escaping into the hive pursued by the Redacted. Meanwhile, Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) both managed to get into the back room of the Claw & Wing before a strike team burst through the front door! Can Attikus & Valentyne hire a new ally, while Eli & Morgan escape new foes? Featuring our Game Master,

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49:51

3.07 - Aggressors & The Besieged

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/06/02

Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) were taking a team of Inquisitorial Stormtroopers into the hive when their journey was interrupted by an ambush on the road! Meanwhile Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) were held hostage by a team of the Redacted, preparing for a Loyalist assault on their bar. With both halves of our party in immediate danger, by explosives or bullets, will they survive long enough to

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51:25

3.06 - A Difference of Ideologies

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/05/26

Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) were taking full advantage of the Inquisitorial Stronghold. They put a researcher onto the clues they’d gathered, re-geared themselves in the armoury and discovered a psyker who shared Valentyne’s visions. Requisitioning four Inquisitorial stormtroopers they set off into the hive to find Morgan (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring). Will they find answers or their own death?

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51:35

3.05 - The Twice-Folded Blade

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/05/19

Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus Vis (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) were being delivered to an Inquisitorial Stronghold on Last Gleaming. They were brought before the Lord-Inquisitor of the Ordo Hereticus and Valentyne was interrogated to determine if he was some kind of clone or other heretical trick. Luckily his identity proved true and he was promoted to the full rank of Inquisitor, though with a terrifying new mystery to solve. Can he and Attikus discover why

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59:12

3.04 - The Grim Garden

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/05/12

Morgan Rhalls (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Eli Sharpe (Laura Hamstra, @elhamstring) were left behind when their Inquisitor died. Having taken over the Claw & Wing, they’ve been doing their best to keep their bar going and themselves sane. Morgan befriended a romantically foolish giant, while Eli has been lecturing nearby youths about the cost of serving the Inquisition. But what will happen when their bar is invaded at gunpoint and a firefight breaks out? Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee

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48:59

3.03 - Last Call

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/05/05

Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus Vis (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) have allied themselves with the Witch Hunter Davian Mutus. Valentyne spun a new yarn to win an ally, while Attikus slaughtered an entire boarding party of invaders. Now they’re being towed past the Heretic Sun to find answers about the confederacy, as well as to find new companions on their quest. Can they keep their secrets from the Witch hunter, or will this new friend become a deadly enemy

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49:38

3.02 - The Heretic Sun

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/04/28

Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Attikus Vis (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) entrenched themselves happily on the Marni’s Song. Valentyne tried to win over the crew before executing one of them as a traitor, and Attikus aided in the Inquisitor’s research by providing bottomless recaf service. Now their ship is under attack by two separate squadrons intent on killing Billingburg. Can Valentyne and Attikus talk their way out of this? Or kill their way into owning a functional

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54:20

3.01 - The Hateful Traitor Barthus Billingburg XIII

The Valentyne Heresy: A Warhammer 40K RPG ·

2022/04/21

Inquisitor Valentyne (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) has executed Glasgow Vicodin while Attikus Vis (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) slaughtered Inquisitor Billingburg in single combat. With two members of the confederacy killed, and a string of fallen acolytes behind them, have they improved the future or doomed the Emperor to a worse fate? And what will happen next in their journey to save the Imperium? Find out in season 3 of The Valentyne Heresy! Featuring our Game Master, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd),

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